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dude,she is gone

this thread should be named REVELATION: THE TRUTH.

Due to the bad outlook of West Africa
Especially Nigeria, in foreign countries, I think its fair to give us a chance to change nationality, if you are tired of being labeled a drug peddler or untrustworthy because of your nationality this thread is for you.
The first step is determining a second passport country


Similarly, the fastest way to get a second passport for most people is to spend “butt-in-country time”. Becoming a resident of a foreign country and starting the clock ticking on naturalization is the easiest way to go if you don’t have the benefit of luck or substantial wealth.
Macedonia (1 year)
Macedonia offers the best of both worlds: the benefits of Europe and visa-free access to the Schengen Area, but none of the nonsense associated with being a part of the European Union. Located south of Serbia in the Balkans, Macedonia is one of the many business-friendly countries in eastern Europe. Tax rates for both companies and individuals are a flat 10%, and the government is efficient.
If you’re willing to start a business and hire local workers, you can become a Macedonian citizen in less than one year. In fact, Macedonia has the least talked about economic citizenship program in the world, targeted specifically at entrepreneurs who can invest at least 400,000 euros into a real business.
Similar to Portugal’s Golden Visa program for entrepreneurs, Macedonia requires you to tie up your capital , but gives you citizenship in as little as 6-12 months. There is no straightforward way to start the process unlike in other European countries, although I have excellent contacts in the region who can help. Macedonia also no longer requires you to live there for six months in most cases.
Dominican Republic (2 years)
Not to be confused with the island nation of Dominica (which allows for nearly instant citizenship in exchange for a six-figure donation), the Dominican Republic claims to offer second citizenship to foreigners with cash in as little as two years. This doesn’t always work in practice, but rather in theory.
While the Dominican Republic passport is of rather poor quality, it does offer access to some highly livable “usual suspect countries” that let practically anyone in as a tourist.
One way to speed up the naturalization timeline is to invest $200,000 in real estate or a business; (Colombia similarly offers a faster citizenship route for investors with this amount of cash.) However, those who can prove they have a steady income and are willing to spend some time in the DR can waive the investment requirement.
Nevertheless, I know people who qualified for citizenship in the Dominican Republic in two years but have waited far longer to get it. So, as with any country, the letter of the law may not always prevail.
Paraguay (3 years)
One of the easiest countries to get citizenship in has been Paraguay. The South American country is open to all peaceful people, although it is often harder for Middle Easterners or Africans to apply for residency there.
By depositing $5,200 in a Paraguayan bank account, foreigners can become a permanent resident of Paraguay and start the clocking ticking on naturalization and a Paraguayan passport. While many would be hard pressed to locate Paraguay on a map, the country has a rather good travel document that offers visa-free travel to Europe and all of South America.
After waiting three years, residents can apply to become a citizen, followed by a process which usually takes another year or so. Paraguay offers a lot of personal freedom and the fact that a lot of people have never heard of it makes it more attractive to me. You can learn more about Paraguay residency here.
Uruguay (3 years*)
If you are part of a family unit actually living on the ground in Uruguay, you can apply for citizenship after three years, so long as you can show substantial ties to the country. Owning real estate, renting a real apartment, being a member of social clubs, and having a local doctor all count. Claiming Uruguayan citizenship has become extremely difficult in recent years for this reason.
If you’re single, the timeline is two years longer, five years total. However, “family unit” does not only refer to a spouse; a single child can live with a parent, for instance, and still qualify.
Russia (3 years)
If you are willing to start a business or move your existing business to Russia, you may be able to obtain Russian citizenship within three years by merely paying taxes you would have had to pay anyway. While we often talk about low or no-tax offshore strategies for entrepreneurs, paying 13-19% in Russia may be worthwhile if you would have purchased economic citizenship from another country instead.
You can learn more about Russian citizenship for entrepreneurs here. Russia’s passport does not offer access to Europe, but many successful Russians have long-term Schengen visas or merely obtain European residency from countries like Spain, Portugal, Italy, Latvia, and others.
BUT WAIT… THERE’S MORE!
As mentioned, several countries allow the President or Congress of the country to waive naturalization rules and make anyone a citizen, even one day after they obtain residency. In principle, this option usually takes at least one year. However, if you’re willing to consider countries off the beaten path, this may be an option to consider.
Some countries, such as Austria, charge a lot of money for this special citizenship process, which is why many call it an economic citizenship when in actuality it is not. I’m aware of four smaller countries that also offer fast-track naturalization for “persons of economic interest” to the country, sometimes with a rather minimal investment.
These fast-track programs aren’t really “programs” at all. Anyone who promises you they can get you a citizenship with 100% success in these countries is not telling the truth. “Economic interest” citizenships are merely a matter of proving to the country that you’re valuable to them as a citizen, perhaps because of your business background or an investment you can make in their country. Each case is taken on an individual basis.
The last step is renunciation, by doing this you effectively severe ties with your birth country and become a pure citizen of your host country
PLEASE.MODS I WILL REALLY LIKE THE WHOLE OF NAIRALAND TO SEE THIS.

Cc seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
Tosyne2much
Gbo gbo nairaland

FortuneTeller:
You cannot expose this because you may end your job as well as your friend's job. What if your friend does not believe what you tell him? You will lose your job and your friend.

my friend trusts me ,he won't even doubt, you should know that kind of trust.

Hello nairalanders,I invited my friend over,I plan on telling him but before I do that I plan on taking his phone ,his car keys and locking the whole house when he is in,my friend is temperamental so I have to do all that but I will calm him down, and explain to him what he should do,I want to give the girl a taste of her own medicine, I want him to string her along ,and have another girl that he will get married to,I will tell him to behave normal to her ,and I also plan on calling the girl and telling her she should forget about it and everybody makes mistakes, thank you all for your comments.

firstking01:
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you make it sound so easy,if I meet her ,there are two probabilities ,its either she begs or threatens to make the chairman fire me,now when she begs me not to tell my best friend,do you think I will be able to look him in the eye again, I can't because I have a conscience, my friend has never lied to me and me to him ,he has been the most useful and resourceful person since our childhood, infact we are brothers, if he eventually marries her, how do you think I will be able to sleep at night knowing I glaringly let my best friend make an everlasting mistake.

firstking01:
Goan ask the lady why she did what she did first, her answer would go a long way in determining weather you should tell your friend or not....but becareful, women are vipers...she might deny it, what's your prove if you are asked to provide evidence??...she might have a reason why she did it, i don't know oo...the issue is somewhat complicated...goan ask her first then come back and give us her reply.

hmmm

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Good day romancelanders,I saw something out of the ordinary this Saturday, now let me start from the beginning, I closed from work by 8pm last Saturday and had to give the chairman of the company I work in, some documents ,I called him and told him I was on my way to his house but he told me to come to a hotel.now when I got to the hotel I was directed to room 52, I knocked and was told to enter the room, when I entered, I was shell shocked by what I saw ,but held it in me, I saw my best friends fiancée lying in bed with the chairman, that cheating bitch ,the most painful part is that I and my friend planned the hoes engagement surprise party.On seeing me her eyes squirmed and was afraid. I left there and I wanted to call my friend but my mind told me to stop,that what I am about to do is not a wise decision, it told me that the girl can easily take my job and that of my friends ,if I tell my friend ,who I know will dump her with the speed of light,then my other mind told me,so you will let your friend marry this hoe because you Dont wanna lose your job,I have been in thought since yesterday,please you guys am confused right now,I need your advice.



MODIFIED: my buddies girl has been used, the company chairman has a new sexier girl at his is service.MY FRIEND WANTED TO BREAK UP WITH HER TONIGHT, BUT I TOLD HIM TO NOT CAUSE WE NEED TO SHAME HER FIRST,PLEASE PEOPLE SUGGEST WAYS.
cc lalasticlala
seun
tosyne2much
aminat508

PrinceDavidAmos:
Hello everyone, am here because am actually so worried my gf might get pregnant.. fa.
We were just on a romantic move and she was so aroused, we were just making out and never even had sex in mind.
she already made me weak so I couldn't control even her actions, and then she did want me to do it because she was so highly aroused and already having orgasm.
We just did it for just 8-9 seconds n I pulled out coz I wasn't ready for that, n she wasn't too but it got into her head. So am worried and am thinking if she might be pregnant.
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But please before u jump in to answer me wrongly Or get me right , here are what u should know of what I felt in the process and what she also thought and did in the process.
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I pulled out not just because I wasn't ready to have sex with her, but it was like I felt a rush, it wasn't painful or anything of such, and I also am thinking maybe it's because of the excitement and anxiety I was feeling that moment, so I couldn't actually say why I pulled out. Was it because I thought I already had a premature ejaculation in her or because of the anxiety I was feeling? It was my first time trying to have sex, and it's also her first time.
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Also she told me that she just counted from 1-10 seconds and she then let me pull out, that means she was actually conscious of what she is doing going by what she said, and also she Said she felt like I had a rush, but how could she know? She was also having an orgasm because I felt it and I felt how wet the bed was and how it was dropping, so I knew it was not from me but from her.
So could it be she was also feeling thesame excitement and anxiety as I did too?
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She actually had an orgasm when my pen*s was in her vag*na and when I was also pulling out.
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When I pulled out, I did not feel like I want to ejaculate or something of that sort, but I felt a scratch on my pen*s, lol, yes like something was scratching me there and I felt like I should scratch it back, that was how I felt.
.when I pulled out, she was still laying by her Tommy for like 3 minutes and we were both like that for 3 minutes.
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Then 20 minutes later, we started playing again but this time, she was playing with my pen*s and just stroking me till I felt so hard, then I felt the urge to ejaculate, I felt how it was strongly coming and how I felt some little pinch of pain when I started ejaculating, Now this one I knew I fully ejaculated here and I know what I did.
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But am worried about the first one that happened when I was inside her, I didn't know what I felt that time, that is why am so worried about it.
Am worried she might get pregnant because I learnt sperm do survive for upto 3-5 days in a woman's body.
Then am also worried because her last period started on the 26th of December and ended on the 29th of December. And we had this experience just on the 4th of January, that was last week Wednesday, so I don't even know if it happened when she was ovulating, that is when she is fertile, after she was fertile or before she was fertile. And she always have an irregular cycle.
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I will be happy it I could find experts here to answer me or some with such experience as this. I will be happy if u guys feed my thoughts and fears on this issue..

before I give you a solution, you deserve an insult,you are an idiot for nor using protection on your first time, and for that of your penis I would say you probably ejaculated in her,trust me you did,from you description of what happened to your penis ,its what happened, now what you need is to give her a pregnancy kit ,you can buy one from a pharmacy and give to her,let her use it ,the result will determine your future.

a flaming K would have sufficed

first day from ban anyway

i dunno know why diz nigga get so much hatr

still waiting

wHyyyyyyyyyY:
whyyyyyyyy? Don't you have homework?

I be ur elder brother age mate .

na wa o ,anyway still waiting for the picture I go reload this page till 7am.

Chimezie198:
Oga easy na
op been snatch ur girlfriend before?

I know guys like him,na dem dey like get 3 gf.

TheManfromKenya:
The party kicked off at about 2 33 pm..

According to eye witness report, one of our informants , a bouncer at the event told us that only two nairalanders came with a vehicle...

The scarcity of girls like tomatoes was also reported..

Details soon

and those niggas be forming davido online.

chenel:
2nd of January 2017, my girlfriend of almost 1 year came visiting, it started out in an interesting way as we talked about how we wanted the year to go. We had plans and projections about what we wanted. Two hours later, in the midst of our discussion she took my phone and wanted to go through it, because I never had any skeleton in my cupboard I let her take the phone and go through it. She went to my whatsapp and started going through. Now she saw a particular name, she knew her as my ex colleague, and she went ahead to read our chat. Sincerel, I wasn't worried, she read the whole of our conversation next thing she is saying stuffs like I am not proud of her that I never mentioned it to her that I was in a relationship, and that I even used words like I wish I had someone like her. That it is because I am not proud if her and I feel she is worthless that why I never mentioned it. Now she started crying profusely, picked her bag and phones and walked out and said it was over. Now I have been begging, and trying to explain that I never meant any harm or never had any ulterior motive towards my ex colleague. She is insisting that I have been playing her all along and she has seen the real picture.
Guys I love thus girl... I need her back... I need your input.[color=#000000][/color]

you are an a hole,un appreciative idiot, you are probably a flirt.

asuustrike2009:
I laugh when you say the poor don't spend. Just say the allowance would relieve some persons some burdens e.g some foodstuffs

Mr man ,please keep quite, he who has not experienced poverty cannot tell its story,a poor man will spend 5k for 1 month or even more.

make sense free 5k every month.

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ITEKEM:
My New Babe is A V
And I'm confused on how to pop her cherry
She's 16
I'm 17
Abeg Useful Comments only

you will cum inside that girl and she will get pregnant, I know you came here to seek help because you heard people talk about nairaland romance section.PS lemme advice you b4 u have sex,wait till 2 Years ,know yourself better and Dont jump into something you or her will regret
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perfect fit