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saw it in the dream.


lalasticlala
mukina3
airemon
alaga1
aminat508
Anabel

Millz404:
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op please I am intreste,how much will they take for a four bedroom apartment. I have exquisite taste so can I join in the design, how is heat and cold controlled is it as good as that of a brick house?,what are the risk of electric shock?,will the steel/iron used be easily noticeable, does it last as long as a brick house,please answer me immediately.

Ruke1989:
The word, "yoruba" was not known to mankind until the colonial period. The present inhabitants of the south west were simply living in the western side of Benin Kingdom. The Benin Kingdom has long history and did trade with the Portuguese as far back as 16th century. The earliest map of AFRICA captured the benin empire but didn't recognize any other empire in the West of Benin.

Yoruba language uses words like omo(child), ikuta(stone), alibosa(onion), akamu, otor(ground), among countless other words which you find in urhobo, benin and Ibo languages. This tells us about the history of the yoruba people. if you ever wondered why the yoruba language shared similar words with many other Nigerian languages, worry no more. The answer is here.

The yoruba up to the late 18th century when the colonial masters invaded Africa were not known by the common name "yoruba". They were simply called bush people. This is because they are situated in the western forests. The oba of Benin often sent his warriors to invade the western forests and capture slaves which were often sold off to the white men ie slave dealers in exchange for a piece of clot or iron. This is why you have millions of yorubas in Brazil, Trinidad and Tobago and the Caribbean countries. Up till today, the yoruba have never appreciated or acknowledged our effort. You can relate this story better if you have read the book on "Samuel Ajay crowther". Just one of those bush men captured back then. Also if you remember the history of Olumo rock. That's why yoruba people reverence that rock because any time warriors from Benin struck, some managed to hide there.

Fortunately or unfortunately, some of the bush men (now known as Yoruba) eventually captured from bush to the city(ie Benin). They get to learn urhobo, Benin and Ibo languages there under their masters. After which a number of them escape again into the south western bushes. That is the reason you see a trace of urhobo, Benin, Ibo and even hausa in the modern day yoruba language. The hausa components may have been introduced by escapee slaves from Kwara axis Fulani Emirate.

your munurity is legendary.

we go loses ooo,Brazilians at 16 day play die,their dribbling dey turn eye self

Maski87:
These people will surly be caught how can you transport 1.5 billion naira without any one see g you
I seriously suspect Boko haram

MR ALAKURIN,I KNOW SOME BASTARD GEEKS THAT CAN HIDE 20 BILLION WITHOUT A SINGLE TRACE,I DONT KNOW HOW THEY DO IT BUT THEY ARE SURE GOOD AT IT AND FOR THIS GUYS TO BE DEMANDING LIKE THIS THEY PROBABLY HAVE SOMEONE LIKE THAT.

soberdrunk:
Ghen ghen!!! "Asking price"! Na now una go know say Nigerian Police dey work!!! This is the "wrongest" time to be a "suspect" or 'waka' anyhow........

ahhh dey tell u.

HitlerGaddafi:
him mama for don collect better anal

ahhh tell u mehn.

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BeansOntheGrill:
[color=#db9900]That was a rather detailed LIE [/color]

eyaaaaaa,i ts painful because I don't lie on issues like sex,lemme tell you sorrting, I don dey bang since SS1 mhen. u get luck say I nor know yar mama.

op your own good,at least na dp ,MY GF STARTED TO QUERY ME LIKE FBI WHEN ONE GIRL WEY BE MY FRIEND TAG ME FOR FACEBOOK.

martineinstein:
most of these posters including the mods donot even know d consequences of their deeds...they just post pics and article without the owners' consent etc.....th day seun and co will get sued,their eyes go open

mumu ,check footer


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whiteroses:
since you guys are experts can anyone help my friend. Her new man wants to chook every night and morning ( 2 - 3 rounds each) is this a normal behaviour ? thanks

d guy soft self,u friend get luck say no be me NA every time for anywhere private wet I see am ,palour,toilet,kitchen,dinning,corridor,etc

lol

Gbengard:
Which Kain team b dis man utd sef? 61 mins no shot on target.... Na wa ooo

imagine say dey play arsenal ,hahaha score for be like 4-0 by now.

faaz24:
thursday football...Man Utd chai !
See road sha

lol,I like the picture.

seunny4lif:
We will win the Europa cup

pardon?

safarigirl:
Why this thread dry like this? 3*

who dey watch Europa?

McBrooklyn:
Lol, Manchester United was under spell those times now



We're now back again in full armor of the Lord to descend serious beatings on dem Zorya tonight

swear wet go reach 5092.

cutelover19:
that's another shevy bro. Chai, Abeg make una help me see inter wey I give 2 goals ahead to win Prague na him dem dey lose 3-1 with odd of 1.08. chai, football is evil

you self,inter is unreliable.

[quote author=ALAGA1 post=49777259][/quote]lol,oga no be my fault oooo,na the stamina from playing football .

ahhhh,THE COPPER IS A BIG FOOL TO LOVE A 15 YEAR OLD,HOW DO YOU THINK HER PARENTS WILL REACT IF THEY FIND OUT?,YOU JUST WANT TO DISGRACE YOURSELF BECAUSE IF THEY FIND OUT WHUCH THEY SURELY WILL,YOU CAN BE ARRESTED FOR CHILD ABUSE.JUST LEAVE HER ALONE AND SERVE.

HitlerGaddafi:
Oboy u people wey dey bang your teachers...how una dey take do am? For my secondary school those female teachers dey one kind o. If u only look them self na the whole staff go hear before your matter reach principal table.

lol,its your personality,if you behave cool and you are intelligent you will be appreciated by them but if you dey behave like craze who go like you?

THE JUNIOR SISTERS BANGING WAS VERY EASY,AFTER MY SENIOR SCHOOL EXAMS,THE JUNIOR SISTER CALLED ME,WE TALKED AND SHE ASKED ME WHERE I LIVED,SHE ASKED IF SHE CAN COME VISUT ME,I TOLD HER TO COME.LOL,WASNT EXPECTING THIS GIRL TILL AROUND 1PM BUT SHE CAME BY 10 AM.WHEN SHE CAME I WAS WATCHING VAMPIRE DIARIES, NA SO SHE FOLLOW ME DEY WATCH AM,AND WE DEY GIST.NA SO SHE MAKE I REDUCE THE VOLUME OF THE TV, NA SHE SAY MAKE I BRING MY EAR,AND SHE SAID "I LOVE YOU", IN MY HEAD IT TRANSLATED TO " F.UCK ME",I NO EVEN REPLY NA SO I JUST KISS HER,SHE KISSED ME BACK DEEPLY, AND SHE CLIMBED ME I CARRIED HER INTO MY ROOM,I MADE SWEET LOVE TO PRECIOUS OHH MY OHH MY SHE WAS TIGHT,I BLEEPED HER FROM 11 AM TO AROUND 3PM,I NOTICED SHE WAS WEAK ,AFTER WE WERE THROUGH SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAS ALWAYS LOVED ME SINCE WE WERE IN SENIOR SEC SCHOOL, AND I WALKED HER TO THE JUNCTION TO GET a bus ,we banged a lot.

you dey bang girls,hahaha,WHILE I BANGED OUR MUSIC TEACHER AND HER SISTER IN MY SEC SCHOOL THE NEXT DAY FOR SS3 .



NAME OF TEACHER:CLASSIFIED
NAME OF SISTER:PRECIOUS.
VENUE:MY ROOM.

I WAS THE HOME ALONE KID,I WASNT YOUR NORMAL LANKY KID ,NAAAH,I STARTED LIFTING WEIGHT AND PLAYING FOOTBALL IN JSS3 SO I WAS VERY FIT SO THIS MADE MOST OF THE GIRL LIKE ME,I KNEW BUT I DIDNT WANT TO PICK ANYONE BECAUSE I WAN CHOP ALL OF THEM,EVEN THE FEMALE TEACHERS WERE VERY FRIENDLY WITH ME ESPECIALLY THE MUSIC TEACHER,IF YOU WANNA KNOW WHY SHE IS FRIENDLY WITH ME ,ITS CAUSE I SAVED HER LAZY ASS DURING THE INTERHOUSE SPORTS 100M SPRINT BY TAKING THE FIRST POSITION, SHE NEVER PRATICESED WITH US,SO SHE JUST CAME TO MY CLASS AND SHE BEGGED ME A DAY BEFORE THAT I SHOULD RUN FOR HER.

BACK TO THE STORY,AFTER THE INTER HOUSE SPORT I WAS MORE LIKE HER FRIEND THAN A SYLTUDENT INFACT SHE CALLED ME BOYFRIEND, IN FRONT OF THE CLASS AND PEOPLE,AND I DON HATCH HER BANGING FOR MIND


FASTFOWARD TO THE END OF OUR SENIOR EXAM,THIS WOMAN USED TO CHECK UP ON ME SOMETIMES ONCE IN A WEEK SOMETIMES ONCE,SO ON A FAITHFUL FRIDAY ,SHE CAME IN THE AFTERNOON AND MY PARENTS HAD TRAVELLED FOR ONE IMPORTANT OCCASION (CANT REMEMBER) WE JOKED,PLAYED ,WE EVEN DO PLAY PLAY WRESTLING NA THERE I TAKE KISS HER,SHE NO EVEN RESIST,I MOVED ON TO SUCK HER BOOBS,AND KISSED HER STOMACH TILL I REACHED HER PUSSY,I SUCKED THAT PUSSY ENHH,SHE WAS WINDIND LIKE SNAKE ONTOP MY BED,NA SO I TAKE ONE PACK OF KISS CONDOM FROM UNDER MY BED,O BOY,WHEN I PENETRATED HER MISSIONARY STYLE,SHE WAS so TIGHT,WE bleeped MANY STYLES,ASSIN ENHH I bleeped HER TILL SHE WAS TIRED AND COUDNT CONTINUE FROM 3PM TO 7PM.,WHEN SHE WAS LEAVING SHE PEXKED ME AND SAID SHE WOULD SEE ME ON FRIDAY AGAIN, I SWEAR, NA SHE I BANG UNTIL I ENTER UNIVERSITY.





I WILL CONTINUE THE JUNIOR SISTERS IN MY NEXT REPLY

please someone tell me who is leading and the votes.

Theo wallcott is better than Anthony martial.

OmidinaOlayemi:
Why are you pouring smelly spit everywhere? Who your smelly spit epp? Do you have an extra chromosome? Are you a Trisomic dolt?

you are a confused ipob ,sincerely speaking you are a mast that sends blah signals.

OmidinaOlayemi:
And why do you want to 'forcibly' stay with 'drugpusher and thieves' if you are not demented?

I don't want to live with them,they should go and find their own land.

NairalandEFCC1:
I have been offline for the past 24hrs, turned off my phone. really needed time to heal, you women are wicked and heartless and i pray that more guys continue using you guys to play

i love my girlfriend more than life it self, there isn't anything i won't have done for her aside from weed of cos.

yesterday we sat down and talked

she complained about my clubbing lifestyle, weed smoking and strange friends, whats paining me is that she saw all these things before she agreed to date me , whats with the change of plans, well i cant stop smoking and she asked me to CHOOSE BTW HER AND WEED.

as a man standing my ground i said her but she should leave weed alone and she gave me stories of how guys changed for their girlfriends
but we are not married after making love i went outside to greet a friend and we started smoking she came saw me shouted JUDE, went inside picked her things and left, got a text an hour later saying we are done i didn't even know what to say to her, called her all night she didn't pick. went to her house and i was told that she has travelled, i have been sick since yesterday but am fine very fine very very very fine

[size=20pt] you can break me but you won't kill me [/size] i wish her all the best WEED4LIFE

I just dey laugh you in Swahili ,I have a uncle who likes weed like you ,guess what? he is 54 and has been in the hospital bed for 4 years now and is probably gonna be there longer and might die there,who cares!? ,dey smoke weed yhu hear! when old age come e go tell for your body.

wisdomguy4u:
This is true story; it happened to me just few years ago. Thought i should share it with you guys.

I was transfered from PH to Asaba then by the company i work for. I got a place and settled down in the new town . I got no friends except my co-workers. One Friday after work, a friends of mine at work told me he want to hangout after work and have some drinks and asked me to should join him.

So after work we went to a bar close by . We had some drinks while watching live band and some dancers . it was really fun and i think i took a little too much wine and got tipsy. After spending sometime in the bar ; my friend suggest we go to somewhere else. We drove across severally streets and stopped at one conner of the road, the next thing i saw was group of girls surrounded the car and was showcasing their their assets ( they were prostitutes). I have never patronise prostitutes before, i often saw it as too a risk to take for sex. My friend asked if i care to pick a girl, I told him NO! he said "nawa o" and jump down from the car and began to assess the girls to know the one to pick, it was obvious he is a regular customer. I was in the car watching . I noticed one of the girl was just standing there without talking or making any move for her to be picked. I call her ( i don't know what pushed me to, guess it was the drink) .

As she came forward , i asked her "how much? ", she asked whether its short time or all night ; i told her short time ( bcus i thought its safer ). She said her price was 5000naira, but with the help of my friend she reduced it to 3000naira. I just thought why cant i have a little fun since my girlfriend is in PH.

As we got to my house, we began to have sex ... after few minutes i noticed her body temperature was extremely high. She immediately told me to stop ( i stopped) ; she said she was tired . Even those she hasn't worked for her pay, i gave her the 3000naira we agreed on ; i just wanted her to start going as she was acting strange like someone feeling fainting or something. As she took the money and stood up to dress up; to my greatest surprise she fall down like a tree . My heart almost jumped out of my chest.

I tried to wake her up with water but she was just opening and closing her eyes without saying a word. i thought she was dying or something. I carried her put her in the car and drove her to a hospital not far from my house ; i just felt its better to make an attempt than do nothing.

When i got to the hospital, she was given a bed. One of the nurse asked me who she was to me, i told her that she is a friend . I was told she has acute malaria and shortage of blood and that i should bring money for blood. i paid 15000naira just for the blood and screening . After about an hour, she regained conscious and starting asking me where she was ( that was a big relieve for me) . After i explained to her what happened, she apologized for the stress she put me through, and confessed to me that she knew she wasn't feeling fine but that she needed some cash. As i was about to go , she asked if she could use my phone to call a friend who she left her kids with. I gave her the phone. After the call, she told me her friend said she has an appointment and wants to live her kids alone in the house. I felt for her, so i decide she call her friend back and tell her i was coming to pick them up to bring them to the hospital to stay with her.

when i got to the a road , i called her girlfriend as was agreed. After a few minutes she came out with two beautiful kids , a boy and a girl around 4yrs of age ( they were twins) . The young lady who brought them starting begging me for money for taking care of the kids like am their father ; i remember giving her 500naira . I took the kids to a fast food , bought some snacks and ice cream for them before taken them to stay with their mother in the hospital. The kids were so nice and they kept telling me all sought of stories i didn't even understand throughout our way to the hospital. I felt in love with the kids and at that moment , i decided that i was going to help in way.

Its 5yrs now after the incident. The kids are now 11yrs old ; the girl is staying with my parents in Anambra, my family took her as a member of the member. She is now in now in JSS 1 . Her twin brother stays with her mother in asaba but often spend his holidays with his sister in anambra. Their mother is still a very friend to me up till today; i sponsored her into learning a tailoring work; now she works for someone and make genuine cash. She is such a nice person, it was obvious she went into prostitution out of frustration after her first boyfriend impregnated her and ran away.

For me, that was the first and the last day i ever picked a prostitute. i have never try such again. sometimes i wonder what if she had died in my room that day; maybe my story would have been on the news as a guy that picked a prostitute and strangled her for rituals..... i thank God for everything

next time don't just bang any olosho, have a regular olosho that u can bang,my 2cent.

nyben4eva:
I believe your dad and mum were repeatedly raped until they bled out by IPOB members;that should be the reason for your hatred.If they're all you've accussed them of and you and your people are saints,you better let them have their own country so that we'll have only saints like you and your oblong headed people in Nigeria.Foolish idiot.

this type of insult is what separates me from you,go and make your own land the shape will not change.

GoodSide:
shut up dia
all these chronic blockheads.
we all know you meant exit and not exeat.
wen it comes to i nade a first class in dis
i made a first class in dat
nigerians r final year ib dat matter
but common spellings a big ass problem.
Big fools up in covenant with fools university.

shut up there ,why insult covenant university?, did they tell you to be stupid,give respect to whom is to be accorded,were.