₦airaland Forum

yungkelz:
you guyz should fucking let us go.

you are all free to go,go live in the forests far from Nigeria because you don't own any land in Nigeria, go and find your own land,the shape of NIGERIA will not change!!!!!

Dammiesugar:
I saw their advert on my friend's IG page. I have no business with them!

OK ma,MaMa d MaMa

FÚCK BIAFRA,YOU SHIT HEADS IPOBS ARE GONNA FUCKING STAY IN NIGERIA WHERE YOU HAVE A CHANCE AT SURVIVAL,WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WILL DO BUISNESS WITH NATURAL BORN SCAMMERS,THIEVES AND BLOODY DRUG PUSHER,YOU FLAT HEADS ARE NEVER GOING TO succeed .

teekaeni:
Chi who is d mad person DAT put my sis pix here claiming she stole.how can some one who is pregnant go to a club?bele wet don show god punish d person o.

HOW COME YOU REGISTER TODAY?
IF YOU ARE HER BROTHER POST A PIC OF YOU HOLDING A CUTLASS.
AND THEN POST A PICTURE OF YOU AND HER TOHETHER,UNLESS,YOU ARE MINA AND YOU ARE A SCAMMER AND I GO PUBLICIZR YOU REACH CNN.

am not surprised,THE NOTRH AND RAPE ABEG PERSON GIVE ME DAT PISHURE.

op,the lord is good!!!!!

I tire for boys oooo,


abeg baba smellymouth,give me that meme of d Yoruba guy of his hands on his head.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Hi all, I slept over in a guyfriend's house last night and as I woke up, I heard a voice that said "How many times have I told you to stay away from that man?"

And I'm contemplating if this is a good or bad voice.

What do you think?[/color]

kiaaa

Dammiesugar:
They have a page for it on Instagram

mama d mama so u know

jonaifame22:
I pity jobless gals who have nothing apart frm their beauty and a box of make-up in their life,they will suffer seriously and I pity the guy who will marry them,I jus pray their pvssy will not be like a bore hole before they get married while those who have a skill or who have a source of income outside their private parts will reap the fruit of their labour monetarily and what have you.


U guys remember the gal I talked abt yesterday who refused my offer some time back to date me and who later came to me for financial aid yesterday, u knw she left when I gave her my conditions of smashing her pvssy and nothing else as against what she said that she'll lemme smooch her and she'll rub my dick till I pour.

Well,she came back yesterday to meet me and when she came she was well dressed and she urged me to come on and let's go to my crib and lemme get some fvck and give her the money, so while she was around, customers were already sitted waiting for their turn when I'll barb them so as she came she knew it's not gonna be some time before I have time for her so she waited,then I called her to one corner after abt 30 minutes and asked to call her younger one and they came so I gave them 200 to go and buy some thing, so It remained the 1500 agreed to give her when our deal is complete cos she really has to cook the meal her parents gave her money for cos after they retun frm their travel at least they need to eat knowing fully well that they dropped money for their daughter to prepare something ,so her younger ones left hurriedly cos they were really hungry and I was moved in my spirit buh I jus wanted to punish their sister for saying I dnt hav the requirements she desires in a man.


So I needed to buy hair dye to use on some one's hair then I sent her and she went and when she came back it's was the wrong one she bought instead of CRUSET dye,so I sent her back and she went, when I needed to help one of my lecturer customer bye bottle water, I sent her she went again, and I no pity her at all, I knew she won't run wth the money cos she was charging hjer phone wth my charger and the socket was close to me.


And when I had a break, I felt like givn her the money without sleeping wth her, buh on a second thought, I remembered when she'll be forming for me when I call her on the road when she's walkn by, then I decided I must fvck her, then we went home and when we got home, even though she had taken her bath, I told her to go in2 the bathroom and bath, and she jus obeyed me and I was surprised, and as she was bathing, I knocked the door and she opened and I saw her na.ked body and her yansh and breast, immediately wth the speed that clark kent uses to pull his clothes and wear his superman custome I implored that speed and pulled my cloth and and went back in2 the bathroom
And as the shower rained on us, I held her waist and gummed her to my sexy body,,if u doubt I'm sexy check my thread on (bashers throw best shot) it's jus one thread before This particular one.

So as I held her waist I moved us to the wall away frm the shower and her back was restn against the wall tiles and I held her soft breast and pressed it gently cos I'm in control now, and I put the breast in my mouth and sucked it gently and professionally, while she held the back of my neck wth her palm, I licked on the surroundings of her breasts and even underneath her breast as she closed her eyes like someone who's dead already and when I was through, I kissed her body allover and wth our wet body, I carried her straight to the bed to the end the beef between me and her wth my dick buh jus before then, I spread her legs like a mat abt to be prayed on by a muslim devout and and I rubbed her laps wth my hands and used my fingers to part her pvssy lips to confirm if they are real and not fixed cos gals of dis days are worth suspectn cos they're very artificial, so I moved my mouth closer to her pvsssy and sucked her clit.oris gently wth my tongue and lips and. And she raised her waist up as I sucked her pvssy, then I held my already erect dick and I wanted her to see my dick in all of it's glory wth respect to the lenght and width of it, so I pretended to wipe my dick wth a cloth and as she saw my dick she was rubbing her laps against each other then I finally put my dick in her pvssy buh before then I brushed the tip of my dick against her pvssy and she was urging me to put it inside her and when I put it and I was fvckn her she was groaning seriously and I didn't know the compound people were at home and I guess they heard the sound of her groans and when I was done fvckn her, I gave her the money and as we stepped out of my room some of the compound people were outside on the chairs in the compound waiting for who was making some one groan and who in particular was groaning, and when we both came out I felt some how shy as some of them were clearing the throat as we passed, buh e no concern me

BABA OOOO

DAT guy NA opetu

Calebosko:
If bae is disturbing you,asking for iphone 7 when u have other things you should have done with the money,here are the solution.

Step1 buy her
iphone7
Step2 send a group
of armed robbers to
come and steal it
from her.
WATCHOUT! The
next day you will
see her beging you to forgive her.

Note when those men return the phone to you ,you can sell it and recover ur money.

op you need this.

beautiful girls.

SharkTank:
Abeg is that babe reporting this stuff Igbo or Afonja. I know she can't be Afonja. The scope of a typical Afonja woman can't be wide

.

Smellymouth:
Nawa o

www.nairaland.com/attachments/4169548_img20160825093501_jpeg97be277aaa2074c5f22356c708c8758a

I tire for Nigeria.

Smellymouth:
Seun and all Atheists entering the thread like ===>

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nooo,more like this


seun
lalasticlala
tosyne2much

Oluwabusobomi:
Bros, wetin u de find

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MrNairaland2019:
With my uncle's debt settled. I had a bigger problem. It took mum's daily prayers and support to fight off thoughts of committing suicide. July ending, I'd gone back to the school to pack my few belongings and some of my credentials rats didn't do justice to.

I kept dialing the guy's number and it went through around that July, he promised to refund the money and asked me to forgive him. But now, he no longer picks his calls.

I couldn't figure out how to take legal actions. Besides, I have never visited Lagos and couldn't travel there myself. I shared this story so people can maybe learn and be more careful than I was.

You may not understand my story, until you picture a 22 year old boy who left his village in 2010, had admission in to the university in 2014 and now sells recharge card in that same village. Also popular for defrauding his uncle.

I've moved on with life, though we still feel the weight of the debt, mum keeps telling me, I shouldn't give up. But to be sincere, I don't know what to think. Most of the young boys I used to mentor are in school, and when they return, I can't even look at their faces. Parents who used to ask their children to be friends with me, now warn them to keep away from me. The funniest is, those girls in the village that used to call me prof and crave for friendship, now do the type of 'shakara' I can't understand.

I have forgiven him, the more reason I haven't included his number. I am a Christian, so I believe in "forgive those who trespass against us"

op please,I beg u,give me his number and I will try my best for him to refund your money.

AHHHHHH,AWON OLORI PELÉBE AGAIN.

this boy has humiliated both himself and his entire family.bcuzz of punaaa.

LabiaDestroyer:
Afonjas and Impersonation are like twins
What good can ever come out of the Brown Roof republic?
If its not kidnapping, its ritual, pedophilia , robbery, jazz, cultism....the list is endless..

you should have been aborted.

I HAD A SIMILAR EXPERIENCE TO THIS GUY BUT IN MY OWN I WAS ATTACKED, THIS MADE ME LEARN THE ACT OF WITCH HUNTING. THE PERSON THAT WAS DISTURBING ME IS HERE ON NAIRALAND,I HAVE SEEN HER PICTURE AND I JUST IGNORED IT,IF YOU ARE SEEING THIS T..........., IF YOU LIKE BOAST IF YOU LIKE ATTACK,I READY FOR YOU FULL GROUND,WE GO FIGHT TILL ONE OF US DOE.

ps3 12k,iz this one not stolen solo,if you can provide prove of ownership, I will gladly buy.

jonaifame22:
I pity jobless gals who have nothing apart frm their beauty and a box of make-up in their life,they will suffer seriously and I pity the guy who will marry them,I jus pray their pvssy will not be like a bore hole before they get married while those who have a skill or who have a source of income outside their private parts will reap the fruit of their labour monetarily and what have you.


U guys remember the gal I talked abt yesterday who refused my offer some time back to date me and who later came to me for financial aid yesterday, u knw she left when I gave her my conditions of smashing her pvssy and nothing else as against what she said that she'll lemme smooch her and she'll rub my dick till I pour.

Well,she came back yesterday to meet me and when she came she was well dressed and she urged me to come on and let's go to my crib and lemme get some fvck and give her the money, so while she was around, customers were already sitted waiting for their turn when I'll barb them so as she came she knew it's not gonna be some time before I have time for her so she waited,then I called her to one corner after abt 30 minutes and asked to call her younger one and they came so I gave them 200 to go and buy some thing, so It remained the 1500 agreed to give her when our deal is complete cos she really has to cook the meal her parents gave her money for cos after they retun frm their travel at least they need to eat knowing fully well that they dropped money for their daughter to prepare something ,so her younger ones left hurriedly cos they were really hungry and I was moved in my spirit buh I jus wanted to punish their sister for saying I dnt hav the requirements she desires in a man.


So I needed to buy hair dye to use on some one's hair then I sent her and she went and when she came back it's was the wrong one she bought instead of CRUSET dye,so I sent her back and she went, when I needed to help one of my lecturer customer bye bottle water, I sent her she went again, and I no pity her at all, I knew she won't run wth the money cos she was charging hjer phone wth my charger and the socket was close to me.


And when I had a break, I felt like givn her the money without sleeping wth her, buh on a second thought, I remembered when she'll be forming for me when I call her on the road when she's walkn by, then I decided I must fvck her, then we went home and when we got home, even though she had taken her bath, I told her to go in2 the bathroom and bath, and she jus obeyed me and I was surprised, and as she was bathing, I knocked the door and she opened and I saw her na.ked body and her yansh and breast, immediately wth the speed that clark kent uses to pull his clothes and wear his superman custome I implored that speed and pulled my cloth and and went back in2 the bathroom
And as the shower rained on us, I held her waist and gummed her to my sexy body,,if u doubt I'm sexy check my thread on (bashers throw best shot) it's jus one thread before This particular one.

So as I held her waist I moved us to the wall away frm the shower and her back was restn against the wall tiles and I held her soft breast and pressed it gently cos I'm in control now, and I put the breast in my mouth and sucked it gently and professionally, while she held the back of my neck wth her palm, I licked on the surroundings of her breasts and even underneath her breast as she closed her eyes like someone who's dead already and when I was through, I kissed her body allover and wth our wet body, I carried her straight to the bed to the end the beef between me and her wth my dick buh jus before then, I spread her legs like a mat abt to be prayed on by a muslim devout and and I rubbed her laps wth my hands and used my fingers to part her pvssy lips to confirm if they are real and not fixed cos gals of dis days are worth suspectn cos they're very artificial, so I moved my mouth closer to her pvsssy and sucked her clit.oris gently wth my tongue and lips and. And she raised her waist up as I sucked her pvssy, then I held my already erect dick and I wanted her to see my dick in all of it's glory wth respect to the lenght and width of it, so I pretended to wipe my dick wth a cloth and as she saw my dick she was rubbing her laps against each other then I finally put my dick in her pvssy buh before then I brushed the tip of my dick against her pvssy and she was urging me to put it inside her and when I put it and I was fvckn her she was groaning seriously and I didn't know the compound people were at home and I guess they heard the sound of her groans and when I was done fvckn her, I gave her the money and as we stepped out of my room some of the compound people were outside on the chairs in the compound waiting for who was making some one groan and who in particular was groaning, and when we both came out I felt some how shy as some of them were clearing the throat as we passed, buh e no concern me

YOUR HEAD DEY THERE JOOR

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vicben27:
I cant tak dat shit ooh! If she cant let her go back to her papa house. I no dy carry dat kind tin play nt after payin bride price she come dy give me Bull crab

ABI OOOO,IF ANY WOMAN TRY THST ONE
WITH ME,I GO START AWAY MATCH.IF SHE KNOW OR SHE NOR KNOW E NOR CONCERN ME.

Chubhie:
We need the exact physical location of the said shrine so that our nairaland materialistic atheists can go and verify the metaphysics.

NA ONLY U OOO

THE GIRL IS A CHEWING GUM HOE,I LIKE WETIN D BOY DO,I CAN DATE A CHEHWING GUM GIRL BUT NEVER MARRY ONE,WHO WANT LIABILITY? THE FRIEND LOOKS RESPONSIBLE .

omolexyquin:
I am a seafarer ( sailor) I studied in maritime academy of Nigeria oron,n i sail to deep offshores onboard ship. I don't depend on any man to sponsor me n I tank God cos I have really achieved alot

wooow,you are one in a billion.

queencalipso:
Before and during my undergraduate days, I used to help my mum out in her mini trading. She gives me #1000 everyday plus what ever I gave to her as what I make she will collect. With that, I never lacked nor beg Cz I find it very difficult to ask my own brothers not to talk of someone else. When my school went on a long strike, I decided to try something different. I went into network marketing of nutritional products, I organise seminars and presentations, lecture people about their health and run a mini test analysis on them with little token attached. Am a nutritionist/biochemist.
Fast forward to my service year, I was serving and doing my marketing, whether or not FG pay allawee on time e no concern me.
I told my self, am never gonna carry certificate around to look for job, I had the intention of starting my own thing, no matter how small. When my room mates were busy preparing cv, I didn't even bother. I told my self that even if I will work for someone, the job will come on its own. As God will have it, two weeks to my pop a job offer came by recommendation.
Today am a quality control manager in one of the food processing company here in the north.

Though am still planing on running my own biz.

Just a little faith, little push, courage and determination you will get there.

Get rid of fear.

you are wow,I too gbadun uu

pressplay411:
Friends with Benefits.
When I first heard of the concept of Friends with Benefit it was from an Hollywood flick in fact a titular movie starring Justin Timberlake.

But unfortunately 9ja Chics always have ulterior motives hoping to trap you with pregnancy.
Honestly I don't think there's any Nigerian girl that gets into a relationship simply for the fun of it. Contrary to guys, girls just can't distinguish between Main chic and side chic. Cos even the side chic is trying to trap you on the low.

So I ask is the concept simply foreign and impractical to Nigerian Chics?

THEY UNDERSTAND BUT ITS COME TO MY HOUSE TO FUÇK AND I WILL GIVE YOU MONEY USUALLY 3K .