₦airaland Forum

TrapQueen77:



Front seat... So where's the Yoruba boiz in the house?

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what rubbish, your uncle self dey slack if NA me enhhh I for don't get one special chick for my needs,when he no ask her again, her brain go correct.

saintfellow:
wait a minute.
Now i know that the efcc are political vampires.
So probing someone means investigating to seize all the properties and money she has.
It seems they forgot that this woman was the 1st lady of an oil Rich bayelsa state before then she moved upwards to the federal level.
So were they expecting her to be averagely rich like the ordinary Nigerian after her years in the ruling house?
Sometimes i wonder how this people think.
They go up to bring out all the properties she has even before she went into governance, all to look smart and a good investigator in the eyes of the public.
Let them probe the wives of obasanjor, tinubu and the wives of past presidents of the Federal republic of Nigeria.

what the f.uck are you saying,if she was the first lady of bayelsa does that mean that she should have million of dollars in her account, the post of the first lady does not have any office or stipulated salary so just shut up,I guess you are using one chinko phone to defend her with just 10mb.

AutoJoshNG:
Maido who is an artist took to his Instagram page to share his brutal experience with Nigerian policemen. He alleged, that he was attacked because he refused to surrender his phone. He wrote;

"Yesterday was the worst day of my life, infact I almost lost it. At about 7pm I was driving along lagos-Ibadan express way with a friend, when we noticed a car closing up on ours and someone waving to us, asking us to stop.

After I took sometime to observe I suspected it was the police and I pulled over. Actually they weren't even in a police vehicle so I couldn't have noticed early enough. They were armed, one of them furiously came to me shouting. He said they have been trying to stop me or chasing me for a while. I was suprised because I did not notice at all.

There were three of them, only one was on uniform. They immediately started cursing and using vulgar words on us, they called us criminals for no reason, after so much interrogation they decided to do a search on the vehicle, I consented to that, and when they could not find anything incriminating in the car they demanded to search our phones.

I refused them checking my phone because they had already seized my friend's phone for no reason, I simply tried to make them understand that my phone is my private property but instead of hearing me out, they resorted to physical assault. They hit me with all sort of objects including their guns, I had to do my best to leave the scene for my dear life.

I was terribly injured over a phone that wasn't worth it at all, I equally lost my wrist watch. The question is, what wrong have I done by being a regular Nigerian young boy into entertainment. This police brutality has finally got to me and the world must know, Police brutality has to stop, its me today and it might be you tomorrow #StopPoliceBrutality#IdemandJustice #NigeriaPoliceForce#policebrutality

http://autojosh.com/nigeria-police-phone-search-saga/


Video.. https://www.instagram.com/p/BKsL1w8jfsP/?taken-by=juicyboymaido

THE TRUTH IS POLICE brutality WILL NEVER STOP,THE ONLY WAY TO REDUCE IT,I REPEAT THE ONLY WAY TO REDUCE IT IS FOR GUNS TO BE LEGALIZED IN NIGERIA, IF THE POLICEMEN KNEW YOU HAD A GUN THEY WONT MESS WITH YOU BECAUSE IF YOU DROP ANY OF THEM,PEOPLE AROUND WILL SUPPORT YOUCAUSE EVERYONE HATES POLICE.

jonaifame22:
Now there's dis damsel, I've been worrying her that I wanna see her to take her out and that I have something important to tell her and she's been dribbling me like jay jay okocha did to oliver khan.

So one fate ful day we went out after several pleas and I bought a plate of rice and chicken for us both and a plastic drink so as we ate,and wth the most romantic eyes ever, I told her of my very very strong feelings for her making her understand that I can do anything for her and that her young female heart is safe wth me, buh can u imagine this gal waited for me to finish talkn and she held my hand and as she did, I felt adrenaline rush through my veins and I thought she was abt to profess love for me only for her to tell me that I don't have the requirements she desires in a man, as she said it all the adrenaline rushed to where they came frm and my dick that was hardening small small cos of the way she held my hand shrinked immediately and I wondered to myseLf wat is was that I lacked that makes me less of a man before her, cos number 1 I'm workn,I'm healthy, I'm not broke and I have a workn dick, so where cld I be missing it, little did I know that karma was preparing something in it's kitchen.

So today,I was at my shop when she came and she was like "israel pls I beg you pls can u give me 1,500 hundred, and I asked wat she needed it for and she said yesterday,her parents gave her money to cook for her younger ones pending when they'll return frm their short travel 2moro being sunday and she cd n't jus find the money again and her siblings are hungry so I waited for her to land and I deep my hands in my pocket and brought out 1,700 hundred being the money,I've worked dis morning and I counted it before her and I told her that I cld give her all of it, if we cld go to my place and fvck and she was a litte angry,so I told her that she's not new to fvckn and that she has been fvckn several guys who dnt even give her anything so wat's the angry face for, then she now said, she'll let me smooch her and she'll use her hand to rub my dick till I pour, and I told her that it's either I smash the pvssy or nothing and I promised to even make the money to 2k if she accepts, and she declined and left and I kept my money,highest I'll go to a brothel in the night and wth my 2k I'll fvck four rounds 500 naira per round

op am ashamed of you

Maxi112:
watch behind don't laugh.

tomorrow might be your turn

arsenal is the worst team in this plannet earth

my team west harm is better than them

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udatso:
Finally arsenal has made me proud. Looking forward to them been trashed by any available small team next week.
It's not that I really wish them failure. It's just that With arsenal its easier to anticipate loss than victory

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ON BEHALF OF ALL THE GUNNERS IN NIGERIA, WE WISH TO SYMPATHISE WITH CHELSEA, AND YELL THEM THAT AS AN ACT OF condolence WE WILL USE OUR ACADEMY STARTING 11 FOR THE 2ND LEG.SIGNING OUT.

chelshitttt.

mukinaaaaa sekem

goaaaalll

izzz okay,I don't want to talk now mukina2 Anabel

Nigerians have corruption in their DNA.

flat head aka ori pelebe.

abokibuhari:
you fail jamb ?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha


u 2 wicked jor.

no name,rubbish .

PoliticalThuG:
My new catch always visits me with her friend each time i request for her visit.

Is she afraid of me or what?

If it is because of sex that is making her afraid to come alone, let her not be bothered because i dnt like sex..

NA U DEY FORM GENTLEMAN,MY FIRST GF BE WAN TRY THAT STUFF WITH ME NA I TELL HER FRIEND GOR HER PRESENT SAY WE NEED PRIVACY,BUST HER 2K,SHE HAPPY GO HOUSE.I FINISH DAT GF DAT DAY ENHHH,SHE NO FIT WAKA WELL THE NEXT DAY SO SHE HAD TO STAY OVER I STILL FIRE AM, FIVE NAIRA I NO GIVE AM WHEN E DEY GO,FROM DAT DAY IF E DAY COME MY HOUSE,E NO DEY BRING friend.

WTF,GETTOUT OF NAIRALAND!!!!!

see extortion my God 924$-320$=604$ profit ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhj,JESUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.SEE money

3 million, dats all.

LEMME SHARE MY OWN STORY,THIS HAPPENED IN BENIN CITY,ME AND A FRIEND WHO DRIVES A VERY EXQUISITE CAR(name withheld because of stalking gold diggers) WERE DRIVING PAST EKEWAN ROAD,CLOSE TO AERODROME CLOSE ON A FRIDAY EVENING, NA SO POLICE STOP US O,ASK WHERE LICENSE WE SHOW THEM,ASK WHERE EXTINGUISHER,WE SHOW THEM,ASK WHERE SPARE TYRE,WE SHOW THEM,THEM.COME ASK WHO GET HP pavilion LAPTOP WEY DEY BACK SEAT,MY FRIEND SAY NA IM OWN,DEM SAY DEM ONE SEARCH INSIDE THE LAPTOP ,NA MY FRIEND SAY NO,NA THEM SAY MAKE WE COME DOWN,ME AND MY FRIEND BEING GOOD GUYS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD RAISED OUR VOICE NA SO BOYS FALL OUT ,POLICE NO FIT TALK AGAIN.RUBBISH PEOPLE

Demmzy15:
Baba don miss road o

Mr man,I am not your mate in football,so just chill.

atletico pressing barca

goal rakitic,blazing header

barca is gifting the ball to atletico to catch them on the break.

carassco and alba go fight oooo,alba tell d guy say make e go die say e no sabi play.

MESSSIIIIII

mikolo80:
doboyoyo

dobometa.

jehehe.

ameezy:
Y'all don't know what you are saying
Man utd are in crisis if that team balance ba i pity epl teams

you still don't get it abi,man utd is sleeping aste.

arcisong:
I am dating a girl, one day she told me her family once accused her to be a witch due to some minor issues in their family. she had to leave them and move to Lagos. I am afraid though she told me she is nothing close to the accusation. Please NL how do I know if she is not lieing to me.

1) make sure she is sleeping before you do this,
2)pour annoonting oil and salt in a straight line in a doorway
3)hide a bible by the back of the door
4) if she pass that thing call me BASTARD ,because d way e go burn her body enhhh,she must confess and if you want to free her ,remove the bible and clean the salt AFTER THIS NA YOU KNOW OOOO.