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Summary pls

Here we go again... anyway,

1. Any man who gets married for sex, is an uninformed, unlucky and ignorant man.

Why would a sane person get married for sex? Go through all the hassles of marriage and the money(Bride Price and wedding), maintaining wife, and so on.. for what? SEX? How many minutes sex?(Not like the wife will remain *sexable* for life.. Such man will cheat so whats the point?) Sex that you can get out there in the world ALMOST free

2. Regarding women getting married for money, well, such a woman is not so smart. She is ignorant.

Keeping the man as boyfriend would earn her more money in the long run than a husband.

#FACT: MEN SPEND MORE MONEY ON GIRLFRIENDS NOT WIVES****** Why? A man believes, his wife is his for life so doesnt need to impress anymore. Thats why his toasting accent will change, his hot dressing will fade and pot belly will develop because he is no longer *toasting*. Same way HE WILL NO LONGER SPEND MUCH MONEY. If he wants to spend, its general spending..(School Fees, Food, House Bills*) nothing personal for the woman who married for the money. BUT A MAN WILL CONTINUE TOASTING AND SPENDING ON-DEMAND FOR A GIRLFRIEND WITH HOPE THAT SHE CAN CONTINUE LOVING HIM or MARRY HIM (Maye / Maga) ** THis is what a lady looking for money should invest in. BOYFRIEND/MAGA/MAYE NOT HUSBAND.

NO!

A friend of mine who knows a friend whom I am acquainted with, was called up for an interview and all he wore was a shirt, and camo shorts with slippers(He was broke)...

HE GOT THE JOB! (120k)

P.S He wears suit now though

DeadRat:
Actually, Yes it Does!

How? Explain ?

fool

niggi4life:
woooow... Learnt something new today

You did not learn anything.. That dude said nonsense

E.g is a Latin Abbreviation (Exempli Gratia)

internationalman:
shame on those teachers that made us believed that
E.G means 'for example' instead of 'example given'

i.e means 'that is' instead of 'in essence'...

YOU ARE WRONG!

E.G means Exempli Gratia (For Example)

kaymart:
I'm a serving youth corp member and while I was in camp, I did all or even more than he posted there. So, nothing speciala @ all

I dislike police ..

But we cannot ignore or invalidate, their hustle or suffering. What you did in NYSC camp is nothing compared to what he has been doing ALL his years(not 1 year) in the force.. Even a recruit soldier in D.E.P.O.T has done more hard labor in 9 months than you think you did in 1 year of NYSC let alone a serving MOPOL officer. So you are yet to do whatever you think you have done when compared to what he has done.

Wish u success in ur service though..

holyboii:
Oga shut up n go assist your mum to clear sambisa forest abeg

Get a life dude.. You aint funny. Fool

agongajoseph:
Laptop I think so but phones I don't think u shud

Thanks.

Olusharp:
bro ...it is you who need to grow up and stop asking irrelevant questions like someone taking JAMB UTME for the first time..
no don't only go there with a phone and laptop..in fact get a TV, freezer and AC to add...

Like i said, grow up.

Its a simple question. (Yes or No). Does not need your irrelevant answer.

Olusharp:
yes...so that when disqualify and you are ashamed to come home..you can open a computer kiosk close to the Academy where you do online registration for new intakes... at least you are still in the force like that...

Grow up..

lol ok

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that topic was senseless

Your dog is trained to be a pet for fun and games.. There is no problem here.

Just keep a short leash so he doesnt jump on people to avoid insults. Not everyone likes dogs

Jumps on people to do what?

Play or Attack?

The dream must have been your subconscious mind. Your own imagination. It's nothing.

JORDAN202:
STUPID MAN !

IMAGINE HOW THE MAN THINKS THAT WHEN THE WOMAN DELIVERS, HE CAN JUST GO AND COLLECT THE BABY.

WHY IS IT THAT NIGERIAN MEN (LIKE ME) ARE SO STUPID & DUMB ??


EVEN IF THE DNA TEST PROVES HE IS THE FATHER, THE CHILD IS NOT HIS TO JUST COME AND TAKE.


WHEN A NIGERIAN MAN MARRIES, HE SOMETIMES BECOMES CONFUSED AS TO HIS IMPORTANCE IN A MARRIAGE OWNING TO THE DOWRY HE MAY HAVE PAID.

AS A FATHER, TRY SUCH WITH MY DAUGHTER, AND GOD or THE DEVIL WILL RECEIVE AN UNPLANNED GUEST THAT DAY.

MARRYING A WOMAN DOES NOT, AND SHOULD NEVER TRANSLATE TO THE MAN OWING THE WOMAN AND THE CHILDREN.

AS MEN, THE EARLIER WE PUT AN END TO THESE CULTURAL BASED CRUELTIES, THE BETTER NIGERIA WILL BE.

You can say this if the man did not pay dowry. As long as a man pay dowry to you in cash or whatever to you for your daughter, guy, na him property oooo. Unless u want to refund the dowry money.

so save urself the stress. Stop the dowry first then you can talk. It's not about stupid or dumb it's about laying claim to what you paid for. Be it an item or a wife.

P.s my father did not accept any dowry not even a bottle of wine from my sister's husband. So yes,, the man no fit misbehave. My father understood that fact. So until Nigerian fathers stop accepting payment for their daughter in the name of dowry, then the young Nigerian men and husbands will no longer be cruel

[s]Maybe she likes you. Make her understand it cannot work out between you both. Your wife doesn't need to know just talk to the woman in question and sort it out #Easy[/s]

forget my comment.

Bankyb10:
Your dumbness refresh as the clock tick

yeah.. insult me as much as you wish.

Me and you who is dumb?

- Me, who does not believe a book that my great ancestor was not there to confirm

OR

- You, who believes a book you don't know its author and a "Jesus" you have never seen?

If Jesus ever existed:

1. Crucifixion cannot kill a person: Infact, a person can live nailed to a wooden object for up to 5 days. The person would most likely go into shock and stay unconscious due to the severe pain and a few loss of blood. However, it is not enough to kill at least not that fast.

2. No major arteries in the palm of our hand: Crucifixion does not slice the wrist or neck does it? NO! Just a nail to the cross through the palm of your hand! So the blood loss would not be major to cause death

3. The early Romans were ignorant and could not differentiate between "Shock", "Coma", "Unconsciousness", and "Death" so they assumed Jesus died meanwhile he only went into shock. Why didn't they remove his head and mount it on the cross? I bet he won't come back from that

4. Jesus recuperated and healed in the tomb like anyone else would! Then he claimed he resurrected. Now that is a big scam!


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Jesus loved himself and wanted to live afterall, the bible claims that he prayed to god to deliver him. Why? He did not want to die! So he most likely just fainted and healed like a normal person and claimed resurrection.

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Most of all, A SACRIFICE IS NO LONGER A SACRIFICE IF YOU COME BACK TO LIFE. LET US PRETEND JESUS DIED! BUT HE CAME BACK! SO THE SACRIFICE WAS POINTLESS. WHAT MAKES A SACRIFICE IS LOSS, PAIN, & SUFFERING. JESUS DID NOT LOSE. HE CAME BACK. SO IT ISNT A SACRIFICE. A REAL SACRIFICE IS WHEN YOU DIE FOR SOMEONE AND STAY DEAD! WHY CAN'T OUR SOLDIERS WHO DIE FOR US IN BATTLE COME BACK TO LIFE? WHERE IS THE VALUE?

So it is all a scam! Jesus did not die on any cross. I doubt he ever existed sef

Enoma222:
i plan to disvirgin a girl next week plss i need some tips me my self nah virgin too lol..........help!

The same teen girl who wants a break?

EmperorHarry:
Dude you were actually making sense and doing justice to the clear faults in the God and religious theories until you referred to DEATH as a god or an authority...You just lost me there.. SMH
Hopefully you don't think of Death the way you glorified it cos that will be just SAD

Dont delude yourself. Death is an authority because it is the only fact. Everyone will die one day. #Fact!

What do you fear the most? Death! #Fact

Why do live on a fast lane? Coz life is short. Why is life short? Death! #Fact

We can't prove heaven or hell. We can't prove Jesus or devil. But Death is well proven! #Fact

So you know, "Death" I refer to here, isn't a noun (person) but a verb. The "dying" part of humanity.

So yes, I shall say there is no god but Death! No wars in death. No battles or village people in death. See why I called death the peacemaker?

Thanks

Originakalokalo:
Ezekiel 9:9 Then said he unto me, The iniquity of the house of Israel and Judah is exceeding great, and the land is full of blood, and the city full of perverseness: for they say,

The LORD hath forsaken the earth, and the LORD seeth not.

You still think God has left the Earth?

People have said that before...

Vs 10:

Ezekiel 9:10 And as for me also, mine eye shall not spare, neither will I have pity,

but I will recompense their way upon their head.

So are you suggesting that even the Bible confirms God left the earth and abandoned us all?

adadike281:
I think u should personalise your statement. God cares for me and there is no end to his miracles. in fact, I am a living miracle.

How are you a living miracle?

Yes yes you are free to come at me with your scriptural backing and proof. I understand but I need you to understand some basic facts to prove that God walked awayq


Fact #1

Why haven't we seen miracles again?

We only 'read' about miracles in the Bible. Fire from heaven, water to wine, river to blood, stick to serpent, blind healed, etc....

If God is still around, why havent seen miracles again? We have never really seen! Please don't give me any Bible verse. Give me logic and real fact. Also don't give me those fake drama they do in churches. Show me someone who converts a stick to a snake and I will gladly delete this post. Show me a person who fix an ear back into its position like Jesus and I will delete my nairaland account.

They said "God is not a magician". Fine, but he was a magician in the time of Moses and Elijah. He was a magician in time of Jesus. Please spare me that.

How do we even prove the Bible is legit sef.. What if it was written by some drunk dude that was bored?


Fact #2

Why haven't all the demons and witches died?

I told someone "I hope we don't run out of prayer points.". Millions are praying every day. In Nigeria alone. Churches do service almost every day. Fire today.. Fire tomorrow. Die die die die prayer all the time but when we look at it, the people making this prayer points ARE STILL THE SAME PEOPLE PRAYING OVER AND OVER AGAIN

Does it mean no one answered? When will our village people die? After all the "die by fire"? bullshit!

The so called witches are still alive.. The so called demons are still alive. Lol

Fact #3

Pastor is rich.. Members are poor

This says it all. You all pay tithe. Good for you. Argue and ponder on it. But where did it take you? I bet you are still sulking on that cheap job and that crap salary or that lame ass fvck of a business while the bloody pastor is getting "richer" flying in a private jet. How many church members have seen a plane?

Your pastors build schools that an average member cannot afford to attend. Seriously? School only the rich attend. That's just messed up to me.

Fact #4

Blind Evangelists.. Childless Pastors

Yeah.. I saw a post on nairaland about a blind evangelist, why didn't God heal his own evangelist ? Yeah.. I thought so too

Childless pastors while their members have babies.. We have seen it everywhere. Why didn't God do anything.

Fact #5

God plagued Egypt for Israel.. Today, Egypt is doing better than Israel

Yeah... Egypt is far okay than Israel a thousand times.. What happen to God's promise?

Fact #6
Churches everywhere.. Sin everywhere

Almost 7 churches in 1 street but yet sin plagues the whole world. Why cant god flood it again?

He won't. He is not here.

Fact #7

There is no God but Death

There is only 1 true Authority and that is Death. The peacemaker. The one who can end your suffering. The one who doesn't promise and fail. He promised a guaranteed end and it is guaranteed. Death!! The one who doesn't need your prayers or worship. The one who doesn't need your tithe. The one who doesn't ask you to build churches and fly in jets..

But Death, the one who saves our soul. That is why we beg death to spare us another year. Not God. If there is a God, Death can take him away too. Oh yes. Deal with it.

Death controls life. Not God. Because if God is here, Death can reap him away from his position. Death can take kings and queens. Death can take demons. Death can take angels. Death can take God. So tell me, who the fvck is the real God? I think that is Death. A fact I don't need a myth book to tell me. A fact I don't need a yahoo pastor to tell me.


Summary

There is no God. Only Death. Some religion call dogs and pigs dirty, who made the dogs and pigs? Is it not the so called God? Please open your eyes. Some religion don't let women on their period pray or come close to the alter. But wait, Is it not the so called God that created the women and put the period there? It means even the god is confused. If he can be confused. Why won't the sheeple and gullible followers be confused?

Jesus did not die on any cross. In fact, he never resurrected and ascended to heaven. He went to space? Is that what you are telling me? So yes.. Screw them all.

Death is the only Fact! Either you are alive or dead. There is no god. No heaven. No bloody hell. Even if there is hell, we are all going to hell. Let's enjoy the ride then

Home training vary.

Not all training are the same. What your father said to u isn't same as what mine said. Doesn't make my own the bad one and your own correct.

Hope somebody has not told him that his wife is a witch

Exactly my point. Na naija we dey. One yeye prophet for don give one yeye vision

Where is the reaction?

willyroses:
the thing I don't get is when that person comes closer to him he act scared like he is looking for where to hide..but I have start socializing him everyday at least planing to do it for a week or two so I can see the result afterwards...even plan to walk him through those dogs in the street that think they are the boss so I can see how that goes with him and them...Thank you bro..

Firstly, one thing you must know about puppies is that all they have is "mouth". You must develop that mouth into something else.

When your dog barks at a stranger, it's a good thing, don't let the stranger come close to him. What do you want him to do? Bite? He is intimated not scared. It's just like when we as human shout at someone and the person no send the person still come, there will be a change in our feeling. Same thing applies.

Instead when he barks, hype the dog and remove him from the place. Pull the leash back forcing him to attempt to jump. He will bark further at the person until you take him away. This way, in his tiny mind, he feels he is boss and that stranger or you is afraid. Do it more often and overtime he will start growling.

Walking him changes nothing. It would just make him more fun. Trust me. If you want a confident rott, then always ensure all he does is spoil something. Rott are suppose to be calm and confident not scared. I'm surprised

Hmmm