₦airaland Forum

1. Love like zombie is when a girl only answers phone calls from other men when her boyfriend/benefactor is not there. but once he's around, she dare not, if she doesn't want katakata to burst for her head.

It is respect.

2. it's also when a girl behaves herself in the presence of her guy, but does the opposite whenever she's alone or with her friends. there are some boyfriends who are so jealous and wont like their babes to get too close or friendly with any of their friends. to them a mere hand shake could turn into an embrace if care is not taken.

It is composure.

3. Love like zombie is also when a guy cos of his girlfriend cant hang out with his friends like he used to, since he's always spending his free time tending to his girlfriend or watching E-news with her.

Maturity.

4. Love like zombie is also when a girl doesn't associate with her friends anymore cos of her boyfriend, as they're systematically 'erased' from her memory.

New life.

5. And this is also when a guy cos of his girl start dressing weird say na fashion, just to please her even though he finds it uncomfortable.

To fit her status.

6. Love like zombie is also when a girl loves forming in the presence of her guy but switch back to her local traits once he's not there.

To belong.

7. it's also when a guy uses his last money to buy Blackberry phone for his girlfriend, when he doesn't even have food at home or enough money to last him till month end.

Concern about her.

8. it's also when a guy cos of a girl borrows his friend's car and also use a friend's apartment as his, just to impress his girlfriend when in actual fact he's squatting with friends and cant even boast of having a motorcycle talk-less of a car.

She should be comfortable.

9. Love like zombie it's when a girl in order to impress a guy, likes borrowing clothes, bags and shoes from her friends, to wear each time she's visiting her boyfriend

To look more attractive.

10. it's also when a girl who is only used to eating with spoon, but while trying to impress her boyfriend is always fumbling with fork and knife each time they go out to eat.

Improving in table manners.

11. and it's also when a guy who normally eats at road side canteens, is always taking his girlfriend to eat lunch regularly at Mr.Biggs. despite his lean pocket.

She is an angel.

12. It's also when a man who doesn't show love or respect to his wife at home, behaves like a baby and like someone under a spell whenever he's with his girlfriend.

Different styles.

13. And it's also when a woman who doesn't take poo from her hubby, doesn't cook for him regularly nor attend to him, but she's ever soft, caring and loving to her boyfriend.

She is the breadwinner.

14. And love like zombie is when a girl out of love transfer all the money in her account into her guy's account, from which the guy now gives her weekly allowance.

He's her lord.

15. it's also when a guy gives his monthly salary or car to his girlfriend to use while he uses public transport everyday.

LOVE.

So you think you are in democracy? sorry

"violate human right" do you have it in Nigeria? it is soldiers not solders.

Na now day break ba? judiciary system of Naija

Farouk's own will be 2017

Patience Jonathan.

Depends on what you want!

a relationship? stay
a marriage? waka

bennyraz: SSS is monitoring all Nigerian Social website

When will they start arresting on net?

amosy007: Probably he meant rule pattience jonanthan for more than 8yrs

can he rule her?

If the ride is above six months, carry go...

pendo89: What are these 'GENERATIONAL COURSES'? Where are they taught?

-wife's star
-generational courses.

wonder what the next poster will come up with!

I know u meant curses .But if you believe in God u should understand that when he said 'It is done,' He meant everything.Curses inluded.
I know the different theories because curses exist, but you must also know that one cannot curse God's annointed or what God has blessed.
Read Balak and Balam story. You can however open doors to curses by playing around with witchcraft.

At 1st i thought you were trying to say there is nothing like that, and as you rightly said "if you believe in God" is that not for a
believer, then what will be the hope of a nonbeliever? also thanks for that observation, i appreciate your maturity.
I once had an experience, i had a girlfriend whom i love so much, because i trust her. I was ready to settle down whit her
do for some reason many around me were not approving it, but it never bothered me all i will say is you cant chose a wife for me,
i do pray about it but my greatest surprise is that i keep seeing her in my dream telling me she will betray me! not once not twice
because i love her i will still tell her, and i really trust her with my whole hearth to cut it i toke a turn, and my next relationship everything around me changed and i did not change my job, then i realized something was wrong, in all i just thank God.

Wislet: oh! They do care. They are just not crazy about it.

No man has any right to call a girl greedy/undeserving if she's concerned about his finances. Because even the Bible says, a man that cannot feed his family is worse than an infidel. So, NO man should have any excuse not to work hard.

Where it becomes bad is when the 'love' is stimulated by financial buoyancy, and not by sincere love.

Thanks for typing and sending the fact.

That's the name given to the car or big daddy just because its not like EOD that has lots
of button gar-jets, but avalon standout.

Pics & your no.

Is tb a problem in Nigeria? or because he has also predicted another plane crash for govt officials!
you can go and question him yourself, or is ikotun's road blocked?

@OPS: Why u no read wetin u type b4 u post am?

@OPS: To me i really believe some people are compatible for different reasons, that is why some pastors
will tell you see the face of God before venturing into a marriage. The fact is that some people are
living under generational courses and will never know and some get them self into things that will keep
hunting them until they are being deliver.

Very very smart pastor.

@OP try run a test and see, appear like a popper 4 a month approach a certain no of ladies,
then the next month like a bigger boy you can even rent a car and approach the same no also
make sure they are of different status then you will know better.

toyota camry 04 (big 4 nothing), less problem than honda accord 04 (EOD).

One day i was in a meeting (conferece like) with a boss and openning prayer was not observed, in the course of the
meeting someone raised the observation and my boss said true out his tour around the world he has come to realise
that Nigeria is the most religious country to him and immediately after their prayers they are back to who they are!
so he said i do pray but for this meeting lets get to why we are here. To be sincere he was the best performed in office
within a year, since like 15yrs ago.

I belive there is a Nigerian god.

To mature NL, are we really in a democratic regime? when people protest against bad govt the next thing you
see are soldiers on the street by the democratic govt. During subsidy protest its the same, so who will tell
the soldiers that we are now in democracy, the same corrupt govt that will bring the Army to keep people quiet
so for them to have their ways, also Fasola is using them for internal security in Lag and some people are
saying we don't see soldiers in town in advance country, when will Naija get there?

10 over 10: U really have a BIG problem..u have been so misinformed..Take it or leave it..the man is a success in life! Apart from being a politician, he is medical doctor whc is enough for him to live comfortably..how many medical doctors have u produced in your family??..

Am sure you are one of those jobless empty containers which some of this politicians
put some peanuts in there hands so as to come and campaign for them on net.
If you are not a full, pls & pls mention his achievements as a governor which he is
not to come and talk of key.

@ Mandelaguy 4sure talk is cheap, but you need to wake up bcs eyes are
opening every day by day, i can see u so much believe that GEJ could
just rig Edo election and deploy soldiers to chaos people, probably
you never had the gist that Nigerian soldiers wanted to go on rampage
in Sudan because they were not air lifted back to the country after
their tenor of duty, to my surprise they were complaining of bad govt
that has allowed corruption into every system in Nigeria believe me
if the Army which is the strength of the nation could be complaining
then it is getting close to the beam.

congrats to Oshi baba, hope to see you as a president in Naija
some people felt that the deployment of soldiers in Edo is to
help pdp i hope they can see clearer now

Youth obey the clarion call, let us lift our nation high under the sun or in the rain with dedication and selflessness Nigeria is ours Nigeria we serve.

Camp use to be interesting, but stress from otondos they want to sleep all day long
some hide under their beds, fix them self in between their bags just because of morning parade
which will be attended by state director camp director and camp commander. Depends on the camp
commander who gives directive on how we should handle the otondos, but the training is
for your own good, but really nasty things happens in camp in fact am always conscious because
of temptation from some ladies and some are even married. I use to train corpers in sharon camp
in Izzi LG move in 09 to magirigo camp Afikpo LG Ebonyi state, really interesting especially
the camp fire night.

@siddon-look: dont think u shld be saying this here! means ur not happy with
the man you married, 99% of d bills u must have bought his suit. sorry

I luv this, just have to join the avalon team

braveheart2012: The biggest mistake of Gbenga Daniel's life was antagonizing Baba Iyabo. He neither forgives nor forgets!!! He will know no peace in that state until he appeases Obasanjo.

now i get it bcs i know he is not the only executhief governor we have.
I worked in Benue 4 about 11years, its nothing close to Ogun i mean nothing. 1 of d worst
road we have in Nija is Otukpo going towards Enugu, very very funny that's were d senate president
is from.

@OP 1 we started seeing each for sometime

2 i complained endlessly about my financial woes

3 Whenever I told him there was strong hope, his interest will increase

4 After about 4 weeks, my guy find another rich babe and waka fast fast.



na wa 4 dis ur story o.lul

"NL" as for me its doing me a lot of good such as fresh ideas, just waiting to
step into Nigeria before i explode!!! NB: i no be bomb o...

@ post: good work & tanks a lot 4 dis...

@ wisdomsings: na wa 4 u o! try repent d kingdom of God is at hand o,
i beg NL make una look him profile all his 3 posts are all about vacancies,
& d last is even 2day!!! na 1 of them be dis beware o...

webdezzi: word!!!
we fall in love with attributes.
these attributes includes beauty, money, intelligence, height,academic achievements, family backgrounds etc.
remove all of these from any already existing "i will die for you" relationship, even your gateman will advice you to try someone else.

However, depending on your temperament, you may still be addicted to the sweet memories, but not for long.

Real real words!!!
@ post: pls compare your status with he's & his attitudes towards you, then you will have some answers 4 yourself.

Jon_I:
I'm joining the discussion a little late so will be asking a redundant question.

How old are you exactly? It'll help us assess how well you've done,  That's the point of posting this right?

U are there