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hoopLA:
Lol
Everybody Chelsea signs or intends to sign is either a boyhood chelsea fan or idolized/idolizes one ex chelsea player or the other.

And simps in here will be running with the propaganda just to feel good.

Last Friday wey jus pass, NOBODY in here was talking about Dunk.
Now he is as good as the cure for COVID-19.
Dunk Ko,Slam ni

Issokay.

Again, las las my Gee postdigger will come here to do our good Lord's work.

That one ti sure ju.

Death,taxes and postdigger doing his thing in here are the only sure things in life.

Shut that your boil ridden mouth. Are you pained that Dunk's dog doesn't bear Vidic or Rooney?

As this Dunk deal just dey sweet me eh. Nothing beats having players who have natural love for the club in your setup, nothing.

This guy's childhood idol na John Terry, person wey be say him name dem family dog Didier

I expect Brighton to sell, the returning Ben White can just step in.

What are they smoking at West Ham?

Those ninnies had the effrontery to reject our offer of Batshuayi and Barkley for Rice, insisting that we pay 80mills.

Like do they expect us to fork out that so much money for our academy product and a lad who only signed his first professional contract three years ago?

People play too much

The GOAT receiving treatment after the game.

Bayern vs Barca heat map. This wasn't a football game, this was a doggy!

Righteousness89:
The World Inhabitants and Citizens are yet to witness or See the Dangerous Vipers and Animals that are on Planet Earth..

While Reading the Book of Revelation in the Bible , I came across Certain Descriptions of animals both in the sea and on land. Fearful described Creatures

These Creatures will be Unleashed on Earth during the Great Tribulation...

It's gonna be a real Terrible Period!

The KING of Kings Himself Says " Such as Has never Been"

Do all u should to Escape it..

It's a Serious Matter..

There is no More time..

#WeFlysoon

Shut your gob!

Manchester Evening News are claiming that manyoo has turned their attention towards Havertz.

Ibime:
That Tsimikas guy dey hustle and very fast. See the way he quieted Traore the other day.

We seem to be more serious with the English targets. I don't know if Lampard has got a project on his hand to deliver to the English FA.

Rice, White, Dean, Pope and Chillwell are few English defensive players we've shown serious intents to sign over the past few months.

Time no dey.

Ibime:
I can't tell to be honest because Wolves no touch ball for like 70 mins. Sevilla just slowly drained the life out of them so he didn't come under much pressure.

Anyway, I'm hearing he's interested in Napoli not Chelsea and the Chelsea thing is just a ploy by his agent to increase his wages with Napoli.

I wish we had bought that Olympiakos leftback so we can move on to other targets.

70minutes? That's pretty laughable

We've shortlisted too many players, make dem begin trim the list down, identify key targets and do business ASAP.

It's a short break for players, let's not find ourselves at the receiving end of late assemblage of new faces. See as Liverpool low key grab that left-back, no media noise.

Chelsea £50m bid reports dismissed by West Ham.

Ibime:
How una see Regulion for this match?

I be wan ask sef. How did he fare?

Think of this though, West Ham identified Rice as the natural successor to Mark Noble in midfield and are keen to keep him, but here we are, chasing him to bolster our defense.

Does he have such abilities?

I know most DMs seamlessly fit into the defense, but then again, can Rice be such player?

This is more of a gamble.

Ibime:
£20m plus Tammy might appeal to them if Rice requests transfer. They are looking for striker and will rate Tammy at £40m making £60m.

It's being rumored that Batman might join them on loan. Still a good deal IMO.

Segedinho:
Today is a sad day for me


I lost my 1st unborn baby.

My deepest condolences brother.

afrodoc2:


What a penkelemes.

Nah, it's nothing compared to your story doc. We know you're an embodiment of ‘peculiar mess’, you've been injecting all manner of abortion syringes inside women nyash even before my birth.

I'm a stranger to corruption, you're the shon of de shoil.

raumdeuter:
You named 14 players but there are only 12 in the picture.

How do you manage to recognize people whose faces you did not see or you already got the expo somewhere

Hehe. Full pic won't upload, had to scale down.

So Declan Rice was spotted with Didier Drogba, Mount and some other Chelsea boys yesterday?

Something dey cook.

Meanwhile. . .

Legendary. Let me try this. . .

Leonardo, Dida, Ronaldo, Materazzi, Gattuso, Vieri, Del Piero, Maldini, Trezeguet, Peruzzi, Albertini, Buffon, Maradona, Infantino.

Ibime:
Lampard can be ruthless. If there is any market interest in Rudiger, Lampard will sell him.

I heard they are now looking at Ben White from Leeds/Brighton

Just saw some clips of this White guy. Dude is technically adept. His game is centered around positional play. I didn't see much of his defending though, he looks like John Stones kinda defender to me.

He's pretty much better than anyone in our backline when it comes to ball playing, but that isn't just what we're looking at.

Make Rennes come carry Tomori on loan, then blend am.

I no fit throway that boy. He just need proper football education and the Ligue one na the place to get those roughening up.

Ibime:
Lampard can be ruthless. If there is any market interest in Rudiger, Lampard will sell him.

I heard they are now looking at Ben White from Leeds/Brighton

I haven't seen White play, but I read somewhere that he played an integral part in Leeds promotion.

Christensen is too soft for me. Tomori's inexperience plays out on most occasions and Rudiger is simply error prone. If White fits the bill, then let's go for him.

Six years ago, both Joe Gomez and Robertson were plying their trades at Charlton and Hull respectively. Liverpool snapped them up for a combined fee of €8million, today both players are key players at the club and have a combined market value of €80m.

Gold can be found anywhere, even in the championship.

Like a fan rightly said on Twitter, the gulf in quality is vast both on and off the pitch.

We don’t belong at this level, not with this group of players anyway.

I was being considerate with the pursuit of Havertz, mehn not anymore. I was thinking stockpiling the team with too many attacking players was just misplaced priorities, mehn not anymore.

Sign every damn soul that will improve this team and have us challenging on all fronts next season. Get rid of the average joes in the team and send them to where they belong.

We're Chelsea. Let the work begin.

Ibime:
That Christensen is something else. That boy is so disappointing. At least he has transfer interest from Mochengladbach and Leipzig. Who will buy Rudiger is what I want to know.

I'm not seeing Rudiger leaving anytime soon. Getting reduced to a squad player seems to be on the cards for him.

Those are the sort of junks that might come in handy against this likes of Fulham and Leeds, and in cup games.

Ibime:
My friend, go and watch Boston Celtics.

I don't discuss football with basketball fans!

This is harsh

swiz123:
which is worse than our defenders are doing?

The goalkeeping. He doesn't even command his line to start with. I may not have the time to reel out stats, but that dude will watch literally every ball breeze past his fingers.

I saw enough of Kepa's incompetence against Ajax brother. I can't take you serious if you can be scored from a corner angle.

And that didn't just happen once.

swiz123:
If Chelsea sign defenders and a goal keeper and they perform, I will always think Kepa was judged too harshly

Kepa is the short one brah. No one is judging him harshly. The stats and numerous school boy goalkeeping gaffes are there for all to see.

Ibime:
No mind them

I had no high expectations for this game, this tie was over in London. I wonder why mates go just dey kee themselves untop match wey players sef no take seriously.

My guy say na preseason be this, and that honestly sums it up.

What are you guys high on? Whining over a dead rubber game?

Una go just complain over everything, even for match wey be say cumming attended.

nihilistjnr:
Are we really going to be looking at this thiago go to Liverpool for just 27m?

Swear, while we keep searching shadows.

I'll be over satisfied with a midfield trio of Kante, Kovacic and Thiago. Swear.

Ravioli:
Zidane, Ole, Arteta, Parker, Lampard, Pirlo...

Can't wait for Man City to replace Pep with Stephen Ireland