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dopeJemi:
80 fncking million

buahahahaha, after dem go say na we dey spoil market

£65m actually. Still doesn't change the fact that you guys polluted the market with senseless figures.

We dey play catch up for where una dey.

Ibime:
Haba! No let Emaprince hear this one oh. Emaprince is a certified gee from rap section. Dyabman has never been on rap section.

This is like mistaking Denzel Washington for Chris Rock.

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diggz:
You mean Emaprince?

Emaprince can't be Dyabman.

dopeJemi:
I been no get any qualms with the trolling oh, na when I see griffon dey include goals for the pogba trolling na I jump enter, I no kan know weda he serious or na still trolling

make una no vex, carry on, but sha ready for una turn

You no get wahala brah. Just call some of ya new scummies to order. If na to get serious, we dey chop biscuit bone for here oo

diggz:
I particularly don't get all the whining coming from few fans of the mAgad united. They feel entitled to troll but can't take a little trolling in return. Even the latest shema1e on the block feels a sense of false responsibility to respond to every post or comment made against mAgad united with incoherent and unintelligent babbles each time. FFS! Who gave birth to "em uncircumcised lun@tics?

Abeg make season do start....

It's a shame honestly. Back in the years, mates would troll on this board intelligently without emotions flaring.

The fun seems to be on a free fall no thanks to the instagram boys we now have around here.

BTW, where the heck is Dyabman and those epic pants of his?

Skimpledawg:
Griffon my niqqa

Beht no be lie sha

dopeJemi:
can you tell us more about the number of goals Kante and modric scored last season? since you are good at producing goal statistics for midfielders and clean sheets for strikers

And you scummies wont just stop taking my innocent trolling serious.

The jobs no dey get name ni?

Is it whistle blowing?

CapitalCee:
Nobody at 89m flopped. Get it right at least for once

30 apps, 5 goals, 20 different dyed hair-cuts, 5 dabs.

This stats don't just look great son.

Nihilist:
How much was Luke Shaw purchased for again?

Fuvk my calculator, it's not working anymore.

These scummies are clowns who have got their heads stuck very much in 2004.

£33m buy a flop in 2017?

Why are we not talking about £89 million?

CapitalCee:
Bla bla bla , no substance. I thought you even have a better argument. It has confirmed my point your digs are fallacies. Yes 57.8 minus 7.5m for ballon dor nomination, another 7.5m for winning ballon dor = 42.8 minus another 7.5m which equals 35.8m .paid last month after he scored 25 goals in just 18 months for a left winger. But Mr national team 4th choice striker has just 5 goals in mostly dead rubber games was bought for 33m. Who is a waste of space among these homo sapiens?

You are a certified ediot, 33m for Batshuayi is a good deal in today's market. Seems like your club's poor judgement in the transfer market is taking a toll on you.

Same fourth choice striker you're wrapping was just a goal adrift of your £75m buffoon at the Euros, the joke is on you.

Word on the street has it that you are planning to swap your £57.8m Thierry Henry's alter ego plus £40m for a 28-year-old Perisic.

Failed white elephant project?

CapitalCee:
You are are a total oaf, ofcourse you have to convert the amount to dollars so it will suit your insecure disposition.
Did United buy Pogba to play for one season? how many trophies did he won? In which world is a 24 year old considered a waste-of-space when he is still very well part of the team set up? Matial was bought for an initial fee of £36m . the fourth choice striker of Belgium was bought for ,£33m but the former scored 17 goals in his debut season and almost single handedly gifting his team the FA cup at a Young age. While the later could oely muster 9 goals of which 90℅ of it were against teams already in the beach in mostly dead rubber games. Of course shevchenko destroyed the premier league.

Hehe. You want the figure in pounds? Well here you have it, £146 million wasted on two motherfuckers. Chew that.

You made an initial payment of crappy for crappy, forgetting that the figure would potentially rise to £57.6 million, the highest fee paid for a teenager in football history. And for all that cash, what you scummies got in return was TH14 alter-ego, a baby mama and a trimmed hair-line.

Good business that is considering that £89m fetched you scums 5 goals, different variations of dyed hair cuts and couple of dabs.

Fuvk off my mention mehn, you scummy.

Nihilist:
^ who the Fück is this one again?

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elrony:
Abeg someone should ban Griffon and Co... which kind commercial break be this one so?

Have you accepted Christ Jesus as your Lord and personal saviour?

I am brother Luke and I bring you Goodnews about Heaven.

CapitalCee:
Can you provide facts and figures to justify this your fallacy, or is it just hatred ?

Did you miss your pills?

What returns have you recorded from Pogba and Martial thus far? That's roughly $170million wasted on two motherfuckers, figures that would have Fernando fvcking Torres feeling proud of his exploits at Chelsea.

If those deals were to be Yahoo Yahoo, una done make first payment, still come make second payment.

Give me one good reason why I shouldn't feel comfortable calling you scummies magas?

diggz:
Higuain will be 30 by December but dude is already looking like he is 40yr old. Juventus can keep him biko since na their books dem intend to balance.

I read conte is interested in signing Ryan Bertrand. The joke will really be on us if we have to drop 50 or 60mil to buy him.

If city wants to sell aguero make we try get am as long as he no pass 40mil.

Any body with an idea why we are not in for Sanchez?

Omo....make dem sign whoever da fvck dem wan sign abeg mk we for fit move on ojare....

Looks like the club are tying up a deal for Danilo.

Inasmuch as many fans out there won't like this, I strongly believe this is one signing we need.

Squad depth is important as we make a return to Europe and that right wing-back position as we all know it is an area with just one occupant - Victor Moses.

With Danilo coming, we can be rest assured that our RWB position is in safe hands. What folks fail to see is that Danilo's arrival at Real coincided with Benitez's short stint at the club, this meant the player had to get on with a troubled start. After the sack of Rafa, Danilo was unfortunate to be made the scapegoat for Real's calamitous season, with some section of the fans claiming he had failed to justify his worth.

He was booed, jeered and isolated. He had his confidence r@ped of him and everything seemed not to be working for the lad again.

At this stage what he needs is a fresh start somewhere else hence I am pushing for his acquisition. The Brazilian's abilities have never been in doubt. He makes deadly runs, dead-ball deliveries, has knack for picking out team-mates in good attacking positions and is just 26.

And like I mentioned the other time, he would be joining us with less emphasis placed on his defending, this would see the pressure on him to perform subside. Ninja would be moving upfront to enjoy his game.

The likes of Bigkesh and Airmark should ride out of their dreamworlds and stop seeing this as a bad signing.

- Barkley going for 50mil
- 28-year-old Perisic going for 44mil, (albeit the buying club has a pedigree for getting magad)
- Dier going for 60mil
- Higuan at 80mil
- Belotti at 88mil

It is now abnormal!

diggz:
Costa dey vex me die! Community beating for no bad for the guy.. dude needs korrect playing

Europe na europe sha. If na for Aba, angry Chelsea fans for don burn Costa house since June.

diggz:
I wonder why cfc can't just make this retards life miserable for the next 2yrs plus. Things to do are as follows;

1) Slam 100mil on him just to chase away suitors or potential suitors.
2) Make him train alone without featuring or playing for any of our teams(not even under 18).
3) send bakayoko to fracture his knees so he gets to miss the world cup.
4) send a quack dockita to further fvck his legs up
5) make sure he gets over fed at all times
6)repeat 3 to 6 till d fcvktards career ends!

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Arsenal fans should not worry, man utd will later join them in europa. Lindegolf and Lukaku have brought the Ls.

Lmao! This crap just made my day

So it was Batshuayi who helped engineer Baka's move? Agent one!

On a serious note, dude is really a die hard Chelsea fan. Just did some background check on the fella. Dream move indeed.

At 40million pounds, he becomes our second biggest signing ever. I must honestly commend the board to have engaged in shrewd businesses over the years though.

It was in 2011 that we set a new club transfer record (50m for that modafucker who missed even his periods).

Six years after and dealing with an aberrant transfer market, one would have expected us to set an outrageous new transfer record but NO, we have remained shrewd in the market.

Emenalo and Marina deserve a big thank you mehn.

But let's break that figure this time around anyway.

What's it with players telling unnecessary lies when they get signed up?

I have heard/read the line below over a gazillion times:

"I have grown up watching Chelsea. Signing was the natural thing for me because it is a club I loved very much in my childhood." - Bakayoko.

All these lies on top moving your wardrobe from Monaco to London?

Welcome to Chelsea boy. We sincerely hope you prove us wrong this season. A lot has been said about you on this board, stuffs which shouldn't have seen the light of the day given you are a professional, so we just hope you prove us wrong.

And please go low on those beards, you look like a fvcking p0rnstar.

Once upon a time, KDB was deemed lazy by some sections of Chelsea fans and media, but we all knew who was cooking up those smelly lies.

Xavi could have suffered the same fate. Rijkaard who wasnt a too big fan of his at the time, could have painted an ugly image about Xavi.

A sudden turnaround shouldn't imply Fraudiola made him, the little man has always been a genius, one that wasnt appreciated.

We need to understand what Dayo means by "make".

Like Fraudiola made him the midfield genius he has always been or what exactly?

Conveyed on many media vehicles is the inference that Bakayoko deal stalled last night because we were still in talks with the intermediaries that helped broker the deal as regards to their agency commissions. I believe the talks are still ongoing, and Bakayoko would sign today if an agreement is reached with these people.

Don't be surprised if this deal matches that of Torres. 50mil for a CM with questionable abilities na pure scam.

We could have tempted PSG with that figure for Veratti walahi.

Gonzalo Higuan? Nawao.

Emaprince:
But Pep said this same Chelsea team needed 10new players... meaning that only one out of the rest can make his team. How come Conte only needed to add kante, Luiz and that mediocre Alonso to win the league?

What are you talking about?

Dayo should have known I was headed this direction when I stated that Conte didn't need to spend 150mil to win the league.

Your ability to deliver when boxed in an unfavourable position is what makes you a manager. Pep hasn't shown that, he is too rigid and predictable.

It's not always about what works for you, thinking outside the box make you stand out.

Here's Conte last season:

We started the season with another system because the idea in my mind was that I wanted to play with the 4-2-4.

We switched with 4-3-3 and we played also in the same way like last year, 4-2-3-1 but I noticed in some circumstances we didn’t have the right balance.

When you concede more goals than your opponent and even more chances to score a goal, it is never a good thing.

For this reason, we switched to the new system of 3-4-3 and I think this is a good fit for our squad because we have the strikers adapted for this system.

I thought it would improve us offensively as well as defensively and we didn’t lose our offensive situation.

The emboldened lines differentiates a pragmatist from an idealist.

The Italian tinkered around with his tactics, sought for alternate formations and eventually got the balance he needed. Next thing, he is winning the league.

Pep would have rather reminded the world that he doesn't have the right players that suits his idea hence the need to get new 10 players.

Fraud!

Deal is off huh? Whoever placed this curse on us is on a roll.