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Everflourish:
Any Person That Tells You That There's Nothing Like Hell Fire. Such Person Is Not A Christian. This's Because, Christ Doctrine Tells Us That There Is Hell Fire Where All Unrepetant Sinners Will End Their Lives.

Everflourish:
That's Not The Way You Think.

God The Father - Operate In Mercy Way But, He's Very Fiery In Nature And If Come To This World To Die For Our Sin In That Nature. His Purpose Will Not Be Fulfilled. Because He'll Consume All Mankind With His Fiery Nature Since He Cannot Withstand Our Sinful Ways. Exodus 19.

So, He Has To Come In The Nature Of Son (JESUS) Because This Nature Is Operate In Grace And His Full Of Grace But Less Fiery In Nature.

This Is Why He Came In The Son Nature So As To Save Us Through Grace.
JOHN 1:1-14
Thanks

MuttleyLaff:
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Twist that as much as you like

MuttleyLaff: The finished article. To be like God in all His character. To be all there is in the likeness of the Godhead, lol

MuttleyLaff: Your opinion has been duly noted

MuttleyLaff: Contracts are binding, you of all people, should and/or would know that na

MuttleyLaff: The point is you are stubbornly repeating a lie. No snake spoke anywhere in the Bible. Period

MuttleyLaff: Humour me nah. So, how do we prove the wind exists, then?

MuttleyLaff: "Tar rhaan, tar rhaan! Tar rhan tar rhaa!
Tar rhan tar rhaa!
Tarhan tar rhaan!
Tar rhaan tar rhaa, rhaa, rhaa.
Tar rhaan tar rhaa! Rhaan rha, rha, rha", lol.

Just joking, scaredy cat, that wasn't the trumpet sound. It was a trumpt sound alarm drill, lol

MuttleyLaff: You wouldnt be here on earth, if you didnt, lol

MuttleyLaff: [img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
So God's fault that is. Isnt it, hmm?

MuttleyLaff: GRIMMJOE, do you know what the mythical Pandora's Jar is?

Isinweke:
Everflourish

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Everflourish:
God Is Only One Being.
But He Manifests Himself To Us In Three Different Ways.

That Is, God The Father, God The Son (JESUS CHRIST), And God The Holy Spirit.

Everflourish:
I Asked God One Day A Question About The Creation Of The Universe One Day According To Genesis 1:1 That How Did You Create These Things? Just As You Too Asked Today.

Do You Want To Know An Answer He Gave Me?

He (GOD) Told Me That Just As We Go To Fetch For Water Whenever We're Thisty With Our Hands, And Just As We Lay The Foundation Of Any Building With Our Hands And Tools The Same Way He Created All Things.

He Said That There's Nothing Created Without Using Hands To Bring It To Existence.
He Said Just Like Father Would Ask His Son To Fetch Water For Anytime

He Is Thirsty The Same Way He Asked And Sent His Son (JESUS) To Do Things What He Planned To Do Which Is The Creation Of The Universe.

These Are Not My Words, Is The Revelation I Received From God.
I Hope You Understand This? Thanks

Everflourish:
The Evidence Is In That Chapter Already. If I May Ask, Do You Think This World Just Exist On Its Own Without A Divine Being In Control? If You Need An Evidence, Read That Bible Verses And Tell God Himself To Prove It To You If You Believe You Really Need An Answer. I Am Very Sure Of This Because I Have Asked Him Some Mystery And He Gave Me Plain Answer To It.

CHARLOE:
It would be nice to hear ur story, pls create a thread for it, I especially want to hear d part u rubbed mind with ur Jewish landlord. D age of belief is rolling away, d age of knowledge is here.

sonmvayina:
Empty vessel makes the loudest noise... You are still a baby in religious or spiritual matters.. When I was the secretary of CYON Benin denary you where still in diapers.... So run along.

My gradual exit from Christianity started in 2005..when I read the Bible from the beginning.. I was opportune to have a jew as land lord while I was in London in Kingsbury, I asked lots of questions.. Answers I got opened my eyes..

Needless to say, I left because I found out Christianity is nothing but rebranded paganism.. When your time comes, you will know and wake up.. Till then enjoy your illusion and ignorance..

Maximus69:
That proves the level of your intellect!

Maximus69:
I believe since you can afford to own a device to follow Nairaland, you should be old enough to impregnate a female so talking snakes can't be of any benefit to your unborn child, that's if you're a responsible adult.

So why not talk about what will benefit you and your children?

Maximus69:
Great!

That means we've got lots and lots of stories apart from the ones found in that book called Bible, right?

So what's the benefit of your story?because i can list the benefits of the stories found in the Bible, without waiting for any supernatural before showing you!

Abi you just feel like to counter stories with stories even when you're not getting any benefits from your own stories?

Maximus69:
Well animals still speak till now!

So the book had a valid proof!

MuttleyLaff:
"It will happen in a moment, in the blink of an eye, when the last trumpet is blown.
For when the trumpet sounds, those who have died will be raised to live forever. And we who are living will also be transformed."
- 1 Corinthians 15:52

It is going to be SUDDEN, lol. The trumpet is going to be blown, when its least expected, lol, GRIMMJOE. Pow! Boom!!

"Tar rhaan, tar rhaan! Tar rhan tar rhaa! Tar rhan tar rhaa! Tarhantarhan! Tar rhaan tar rhaa, rhaa, rhaa. Tar rhaan tar rhaa! Rhaan rha, rha, rha", lol. Just something like that, lol, and blown in the flash of a moment, in the twinkling of an eye, lol. Rhaaaan

MuttleyLaff: The opportunity presented itself, made itself available to you and millions other similar like you, lol and lucky you was the bravest, was the fastest, was the most skilful among millions. You jumped at the chance to be created, you raced towards the point of getting created and against all odds, lol, you came up trumps. Your better performance GRIMMJOE, was your permission, lol

MuttleyLaff:
"Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power:
for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created."
- Revelation 4:11

Perks from being created for God's pleasure, lol.

MuttleyLaff: No one is the finished article yet GRIMMJOE. You sure must have seen an artist painting from an image, lol, brushing, stroking and painting on until the full likeness, the finishing article is completed on the canvass. Well that end is not reached yet GRIMMJOE, lol.

MuttleyLaff: "For I know the plans I have for you," declares the LORD,
"plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
- Jeremiah 29:11

No. Of course not. God's expectation of Adam and Eve is not anthropomorphism too, but instead, God's expectation of Adam and Eve is the end which He promised and on which He caused every human being, you included GRIMMJOE, to hope for and depend on.

MuttleyLaff: Stay focused. Stop wandering off. Stay on whats currently discussed, lol

MuttleyLaff: As you can see, your nose hasnt stopped growing, lol. Soon is going to be longer than Pinocchio's. I tell you, lol. Smh.

Make up your mind on whether its a serpent or its a snake. Stop contradicting yourself.

MuttleyLaff: GRIMMJOE, the wind blows where it wishes and you hear the sound of it, but do not know where it comes from and where it is going. You dont see the wind, yet you know that the wind exists, lol. Go figure out with that simple observational analogy whether or not God, who too thats incorporeal exists or not, lol

MuttleyLaff:
I am pleased you know that much. Saves me time and saves from clogging up precious forum disk space talking about the distinction in terms of biblical and secular perspectives, lol

MuttleyLaff: How for do, lol, and it comes with perks too

MuttleyLaff: The opera ain't over till the fat lady sings nah, lol. C'mon, you should know that much about Church is never out till the people get through singing. GIMMEJOE, please stop assuming the outcome of the product is unfinished before the product process(es) reaches its end(s), lol.

MuttleyLaff: That's a layman's and the inexperienced interpretation of Genesis 6:6

You want to get your feet wet? Yeah GRIMMJOE? Like dip them in the deep end side of the waters a bit. Right? OK no probs, here we go then.

Well, "sorry, repented and/or regretted" is merely just employing figures of speeches, known as anthropomorphism and/or anthropopathism. Go look them up for their meanings or details, lol. Long and short of them, means human emotions figuratively attributed or ascribed to God. In this Genesis 6:6 regard, simply serves as a symbolic way of saying that man’s conduct fell short of a divine standard. Remember above, we touched on God's standard, hmm?

MuttleyLaff: Helping others is what religion is, lol. This I've been all alone trying to get you to see and grasp, lol. Helping others is giving considerations to others without thinking about self gain, self interest personal gains and whatnot. It is just sheer outright compassion and empathy for a fellow human being, notwithstanding color, creed, sex spirituality or no spirituality, beliefs or non beliefs, sexuality etcetera. That is religion that is true, that is religion that is pure and on top, that is religion that cant be faulted. it is religion that God finds no fault(s) in GRIMMJOE. It doesnt matter or want to know, if you are an atheist, agnostic, animist, gnostist, Muslim, Christian, Jew, Believer, New Age, Pagan, Witch/wizard etcetera, lol.

MuttleyLaff: GRIMMJOE, your nose, soon is going to be longer than Pinocchio's, if you still keep on repeating that a snake spoke to Eve in Genesis 3:1

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You haven't seen the memo then, I guess, that God is incorporeal. Smh. Pity.

MuttleyLaff:
No law, no crime. No law, no sin, lol.
Religion exists, whether there is or there isnt sin

MuttleyLaff: RIP dear mister/missus chicken , then

Not surprised you are, lol

Good question. Fundamentally for the pleasure of God and then because necessity is the mother of creation

MuttleyLaff: He did give the unfinished product Genesis 1:26

MuttleyLaff: Nah, not regretted creating human. Thats super deepfakenews, lol

MuttleyLaff: Enjoy the time on hand and breath whilst it lasts

MuttleyLaff: There is nothing of the talking snake sort in the Bible. Thats another deepfakenews

MuttleyLaff: Have you ever come across a building without a Builder. A painting, without a Painter. A garden, without a Gardener

MuttleyLaff:
Sin, actually means missing the mark. It kind of means not hitting the bullseye. Or falling short of God's standard etcetera

MuttleyLaff: What's with the chicken anyway. Pfttt. Whats that all about, erhn? I couldnt make sense of it in your remark, so why I ignored commenting about it

MuttleyLaff: Show me where the Bible says not to lie, lol. Lets find out how biblically literate or educated you are, lol. Let's find out whether you understand and/or know what you are trying to concerning lies, talk about, lol

MuttleyLaff: An all knowing God, has expectation because He is not a purposeless God. He doesnt do things on the whim

MuttleyLaff: Good question. God's Omniscience, meaning divine wisdom, dictates the unfinished product goes through a process to make it a finished product

Remember I fyi-ed you "Genesis 1:26 compare with Genesis 5:3'. Did you not check them out ni?

MuttleyLaff: God is Omniscient. He knows the end from the beginning. He knows everything. He knows everything about you, like for example, when you'll be having your next fart,lol. He knows where you'll end up at

MuttleyLaff: Everything under the sun is seasonal. There was a time for your birthing, there is a time for jollification, there is a time mourning, there is a time for you even going six foot under, lol

MuttleyLaff: Do you see any human being making factory and/or warehouse about rolling out humans from production floors GRIMMJOE. Nah, I didnt think they are any. Do you know why, its because it makes sense to have you and every other human being made based on Adam. Based on the defaults configured and set up with Adam used as the template, lol. Your hair, your skin, your eyes, your height etcetera where inherited from this template, lol. The good, the bad and the ugly. Flaws, warts and all included, lol.

MuttleyLaff: You are fishing for information, lol. Go back to re-read, it was capital p, pastor, not lowercase p, pastor. Huge difference.

MuttleyLaff:
Affirmative, the Bible prophesies and prophesied the future. It is from the same Bible that says you are a born sinner, and so by default with tendencies to lie. We all have this tendencies, so dont go hard on yourself. OK?

MuttleyLaff: As a fallen human being we're inclined to lie, some like to lie, some have a penchant for lying and some just can't help not lying, they pathologically lie. It is only by the grace of God we dont lie GRIMMJOE

MuttleyLaff: I believe you. Are you happy now? Is that what you want to hear, lol?

You're typing and thinking out naively. You have no idea

God, who is your God too, whether you like it or not, is Omniscient, but creation and/or the creature(s) arent Omniscient.

MuttleyLaff: Dont be silly. Of course you know God didn't run out of clay.

MuttleyLaff: We ultimately will be the finished article, though it tarry, though temporarily derailed, but we will be that image after the likeness of God (i.e. Genesis 1:26 compare with Genesis 5:3)

MuttleyLaff: The truth is stranger than fiction. If no timetable, why were people given 120 years of grace before the Noahic flood set in? That's just that will do, one timetable example, lol

MuttleyLaff: The sin from being made in the image of Adam, lol. Just that alone, is just good enough, as it envelopes every other one, lol

MuttleyLaff: I have only one Pastor. I dont know who those are, you are trying to palm off to me as my pastors. Please get your facts right, spare me your slanders

Trolling? Who does that? I am breaking bread and sharing with you. Dont you like the bread? Is it good to your palate? Want some water or wine to push it down with, huh? I am helping you with tying up your boot laces, lol

Ah Easter. God bless your soul but everyday ought to be Easter nah blood.

Zubbykan007:
Her instagram handle is ravieloso

MuttleyLaff:
The purpose of not being guilty for telling an authorized lie is one

MuttleyLaff: "Come, my people, enter into your rooms
And close your doors behind you; Hide for a little while Until indignation runs its course."
- Isaiah 26:20

Muttleylaff: Do you want to admit how many "harmless, fun, and/or white" lies you made so far from 10:49am On Apr 06 to now, lol hmm? Aside the Bible foretelling about future pestilences, aside the Bible warning that there will be major pestilences in the last days, the pattern is out there for any interested to see. Go check out biblical passages, like Revelation 6 and Matthew 24

MuttleyLaff: lol

Your premise from the onset is totally flawed from not realising that the unfinished products is placed in His perfect garden (i.e. royal court) to subjected to a simple test to prove themselves. The unfinished products are just what they are work in progress, they werent punished for being unfinished but rather judgement visited upon them for failing themselves, come short of expectation and performing below their potential.

MuttleyLaff: Such is life, everything comes in different shapes, forms and sizes, lol
There is a time table nah. Things have to run their full course. Also, it could be because its you keeping the trumpet from being sounded, naimean, waiting for you to come to your right senses and repent, lol

MuttleyLaff: I wouldnt take it from you, if you say you are, lol

lol

MuttleyLaff: Igbobi College is a college established by the Methodist and Anglican Churches, CMS Grammar School, Lagos, Apostolic Faith Secondary School Lagos, King's College Lagos, St Gregory's College Ikoyi (Boys Only) Holy Child College Ikoyi (Girls School) St Finbarr's College Akoka (Boys School) Bethlehem Girls College Abule-Ado (Girls School) Sacred Heart College Apapa (Boys & Girls) Maryland Comprehensive Secondary School, Our Lady of Apostles etcetera just to list a few you sure are familiar with, lol. I will leave out hospitals, so not to be like blowing own trumpet, sorry about the pun, lol

Author: [img]https://s3/images/ObamaMuttley.gif[/img]
So? To what end, for what purpose?

Anas09:
Prepare for flames, it's eminent.

Rikidony:
she's damm beautiful, I follow her on Instagram, that girl body is marvelous

beardlessdude:
what are saying there? Are you high on God's semen ?

I have seen christians lie without flinching an inch! Not even occasionally. Dont go there!

I love you christians, you know it is a crime but still do it. Jokers.

However I dont care what others do.

I am not religious but I do not LIE! Except in few cases maybe Im really tired and want To avoid long discussion, so I say yes in place of No.


But you know why I dont lie? Because I learnt recently it complicates my life, I am scared of nothing and nobody.
So i speak my truth Anywhere.

I am not perfect but I dont LIE.

I learnt this by my life experiences not by religion.

Go figure.

Maximus69:
SCIENCE!

Well JEHOVAH never intended to make a science textbook but in his book it was WRITTEN that man and all other creatures came from dust, and after all human researches (science) all the elements that is found in man's body could be found in the DUST! Genesis 2:7

The earth is spherical (round)! Isaiah 40:22

The earth hangs upon nothing! Job 26:7

LOGICS!

Humans keep deceiving themselves about seeing God face to face, but going by their own LOGICS, 99.9% of them can never see their human rulers face to face throughout their lifetime {Esther 4:11} yet they're agitating about seeing God (the ruler of the universe)

Even to see our rulers today, one must follow due protocols and that doesn't guarantee that he/she will eventually see your ruler!

COMMON SENSE!

The one who created all things gave man the instinct to think and choose between right and wrong (common sense), but as the grand Creator should we be expecting him to possess the same level of intellect with his creatures?

Certainly not!

For humans to realize his mightiness he exhibits the "UNCOMMON SENCE", even within humans we will never choose someone as our ruler if all that he could exhibit is the common sense that all of us possesses.

Rather people will vote unanimously NOT for their fellowman man having common sense but for a person having the UNCOMMON SENCE!

No wonder God himself told us not to compare our thoughts to his thoughts, adding "as the heavens is higher than the ground, so is my intellect higher than yours"! Isaiah 55:8-9

LordReed:
I have given as much as I am willing for now, work with it.

elated177:
What is science?
Define science?
Is science human being?