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Dwayne i've sent d mail. Seen it yet?

The worst part is that the WAIPA is more expensive than the artesunate. In fact its the costliest malaria drug i've bought.

chai!!
Does it get much worse than this?
How does one reject a player because u claim his teeth are "rotten" lmao!
Porto got along well with him, didnt they?
Galliani sharap dia!

Go to hell.
Kiss my ass.

Sorry people, but they will not be banned. So says fifa

Boy! There was a time i suffered malaria, and i took a drug called WAIPA. its in a yellow pack
I normally take Artesunate, but i tot artesunate didnt work well for me so i asked for a "stronger" malaria drug and i was given WAIPA!
15mins After taking the first four, my body started to itch (the idiot chemist didnt tell me about the itching) and then my face started to swell!! I scratched my face to pieces. My face swole to nearly 4times the normal size and i was afraid to sleep lest i dont wake up again. Na God save me dat day, i for die throway like rat.
NOTE: If any "quin" itches you, DONT take WAIPA

Dwayne so wats ur mail then? Isn't it d one in ur profile

Do girls like tarantulas?

Dwayne,
I sent you a mail. I guess you havnt seen it yet?

Well thats not the internet is it? Its a forkin teevee screen!

Well surely u're not blind? Thats proof on d screen!

Look,
The point is, Howard webb awarded a corner kick because thats wat he tot it was.
The linesman however (After Watching a Video Replay) indicated handball for a p.k
Thats where d controversy lies.
FIFA are not in favor of video replays in making decisions. Remember thats wat Wenger has been clamouring for.
No one would know it was handball without aid.
Thats by the way tho.

Inasmuch as i know its true our name's been soiled like diapers, I dont give a f%*k about wat they think seriously!! I dont care!
The greatest fraud of the modern era or indeed the century, Bernie Maddof, true to his name made-off with over a billion dollars of people's sweat.
I f*cking billion!
I no sure say y! boys don scam people reach dat amount since d inception of fraud for naija. Chai!

All These self professed nl jujumen dey go church oh!

Why on earth did they put spain in such a worthless group, and then cram the other group?
I think i'm getting used to the vuvu-shit-sound same way i've got used to mosquitoes singing in my ear.

@iykeopee,
The only thing i'll help you in signin is ur death warrant. So you can go to hell

Kini big deal, Kini big deal
Shebi shebi they fat and ugly. . .
Spare me some, pls

Wats the basis of locking the other thread eh! Cripes!

Well FIFA intended banning the stupid vuvuzela's, but later changed their mind. I hope they look into it again.
With that kind of noise, you wouldnt know if ur supporters are cheering you on, or are even in the stadium. Thats a distraction.
And by the way, everybody in SA has one. even their president.

If we win this match, i'll cut off my right thumb. Chikena!

My God!
The vuvuzela sounds like a bevy of angry bees!
No tune, No melody, No rhythm.
Surely the wont be blowing that in the world cup, somebody?
Aaaargh!

Oh my God!
We are all dead!
Cant you see? If villa goes to madrid we are all dead!
Truly and Forkin Dead!
DEAD! DEAD!! DEAD!!!

just a suggestion. In this recession you never know.

Wrong Section.
Pls dont post here.
Moderator delete thread: Duplicate

Why dont we have ladies in the Okada riding business? I mean that would be an almost surely profitable business for them. You wont lack customers, Trust Me. Especially the male folks.
An article i read about popular female bike riders who are hot cakes in the biz. Their passengers (Mostly male: you should know) while interviewed said they didnt really have a clear-cut destination, they just wanted female company (Imagine)
Me for one no go mind jump on the okada of one chikala. Take me around lady, i'm new here. :p 
BUT: you go need fine oh, odawise my hand no dey.

Why dont we have ladies in the Okada riding business? I mean that would be an almost surely profitable business for them. You wont lack customers, Trust Me. Especially the male folks.
An article i read about popular female bike riders who are hot cakes in the biz. Their passengers (Mostly male: you should know) while interviewed said they didnt really have a clear-cut destination, they just wanted female company (Imagine)
Me for one no go mind jump on the okada of one chikala. Take me around lady, i'm new here. :p
BUT: you go need fine oh, odawise my hand no dey.

Mehn sumtimes this jokes section drives me nuts. Just look at the posts. Most of them are incoherent one-liners. Are you all on a quest for by-fire-by-force post increase? Try to make small sense now. Haba

Boy, is that suicide? Thats gross. And thats a new one for suicide enthusiasts. Phew

Is it a crime to toast an engaged chic? I mean There's always room for disengagement.

bottomline, ur babe snaps at you and slaps the hell out of you but you want to go ahead and marry her.
Hmmm. She must either be a witch, or a rich bitch.