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Food / Re: The Official Nairaland Kitchen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Gsmxpert(m): 9:06pm On Jun 22, 2011
missy pls am from benue, can i have pounded yam with bush meat? maybe bush rat (lat)
Food / Pls Close The Nairaland Kitchen Thread by Gsmxpert(m): 8:27pm On Jun 22, 2011
YOU CANT IMAGINE HOW THAT THREAD GOT ME HUNGRY AND WONDERING AROUND DUBLIN LOOKING FOR OFE NSALA AND OTHERS, PLS LETS
STOP THIS TEMPTATION B4 I LEAVE MA JOB AND COME BACK HOME
Autos / Re: Car Dealers Beware Of Fake Transaction Alert! by Gsmxpert(m): 11:40am On Jun 22, 2011
using a personalised bulk sms site, scammers can write something like this


sender   ECOBANK

             Transction id 4522120001


             unit id 52300

            deposit

          N6 000 000 deposit in your account no xxxxxxxxx

deposited by xxxxxxxx

same in your bank format, tell me you wont fall.  a cruk asked me to do this for him some time agao, never knew why but refused, now i know
Politics / Re: 2 Soldiers, 18 Others Killed In Tiv/fulani Renewed Clash by Gsmxpert(m): 11:19am On Jun 22, 2011
this is trouble, a liutenant killed, stayed tuned for illegal killing by the military.
Autos / Re: Toyota Hilux Double Cab For Sale - 400,000.00 Negotiable by Gsmxpert(m): 6:56am On Jun 22, 2011
lmao whats the mileage and post engine pictures ;d ;d ;d
Religion / Every Nigerian Must Listen To This by Gsmxpert(m): 6:53am On Jun 22, 2011
I PLEAD EVERY ONE OF US TO TAKE LITTLE TIME AND LISTEN TO THIS, DONT SAY YOU ARE A MUSLIM OR A CHRISTIAN

AND POST HERE WHAT YOU DERIVED FROM IT, I BET YOU WILL LISTEN TO ALL THE PARTS BUT IT LINK ONLY TO PART ONE


WAITING,


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQs5TnMQxFw
Politics / Re: Massob To Join Boko Haram - Uwazuruike, Leader Threatens: I May Join Boko Haram by Gsmxpert(m): 12:06pm On Jun 20, 2011
did you say only trabalist. all those calling for division are those who has nothing, only hoping to gain if there is division. they can all s u c k ma big black d i c k

when did you see a well established or a good business man calling for division, they have nothing to loose even if there is armagedon
Romance / Re: Is It A Crime To Be Ugly? by Gsmxpert(m): 10:59am On Jun 18, 2011
dont mind them jare, my ear dey like free to air, my nose like cripple chuck hand for wet sand, my flat nyash like dem throw brum for pid yet am nat arrested
Jokes Etc / Re: Lol by Gsmxpert(m): 8:09am On Jun 18, 2011
@chi-baby

waooo am in luv with ya pic grin grin grin no nat ya pic entire u kiss
Romance / Re: What Could Be My Problem? by Gsmxpert(m): 7:08am On Jun 18, 2011
you dont need any prayer bro, just contact me i will teach you how to hack women's heart
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland's Home Of Quotes. by Gsmxpert(m): 8:00pm On Jun 16, 2011
diamond is found in the mud yet is a precious stone.

timidity is the reason for calamity.


some people cannot get married because they are not single grin

where you look determines what you see.

develop an attitude of gratitude.
Jokes Etc / Re: We Are Counting On You To Die Alone. by Gsmxpert(m): 11:45am On Jun 15, 2011
lmaoooooo ;d ;d ;d
Jokes Etc / Re: Checkout The Newest Apple Products by Gsmxpert(m): 11:42am On Jun 15, 2011
then the new apple laptop ;d ;d

Jokes Etc / Checkout The Newest Apple Products by Gsmxpert(m): 11:41am On Jun 15, 2011
this is the new ipoad shuffle made in naija

Romance / Re: 19 And Ready For Marriage And Desperate by Gsmxpert(m): 7:15am On Jun 15, 2011
at 9jafetish

u reason the same way i do, also want to get married at 26, really despirate, maybe we can move on, pls can u contact me
planned going to naija to search smiley
Phones / Re: Can Someone Pls Interpret This For Me by Gsmxpert(m): 10:33am On Jun 14, 2011
u have enable or installed something to monitor your data usage, that is howing how many kilobyes u are sending and receiving.
Phones / Re: For All Android Owners/lovers by Gsmxpert(m): 8:11pm On Jun 13, 2011
Phones / Re: For All Android Owners/lovers by Gsmxpert(m): 8:09pm On Jun 13, 2011
some android owners keep asking how can i get this and that programm, simple, you can open a site like http://4shared.com
in the search box, type what you want but add .apk you you will get it for android. eg bible.apk
Phones / For All Android Owners/lovers by Gsmxpert(m): 8:07pm On Jun 13, 2011
If u have an android phone then u will know that android apps come in apk format. and installing apk files has to be done via file manager

i had more that 10 000 apk files to install and having to install one by one was so stressful, decided to make a script to install all apk at once to save time and promote laziness grin

simply download this file and extract to your pc. you must have winrar to extract, copy all the apk you want to install to your to your phone and put in the folder you extracted these files to, on your phone, go to settings, applications, development and tick the usb debugging option, make sure your phone drivers are installed., then just double click the bat file and it will bring two options, press 1 on your keyboard and wait while all apps are installed as fast as possible.
Politics / Re: A Thread For Nigeria's Firsts by Gsmxpert(m): 7:14am On Jun 13, 2011
the first Nigerian terrorist abdullatab grin grin
Programming / Re: I Want To Learn Computer Programming, What Language Should I Learn First? by Gsmxpert(m): 9:13am On Jun 12, 2011
ibo, huasa or yoruba grin grin grin
Religion / Re: The Truth Your Pastor Would Not Tell You About Tithes: Tithing Is Unscriptural U by Gsmxpert(m): 12:47pm On Jun 11, 2011
imagine wasting nairaland ink like this and missing malachi 3:10, wel as one may say, it works for those who believe. there is great reward in tithing.
am a living testimony.

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Religion / Re: Did Jesus Drink Alcohol? by Gsmxpert(m): 12:35pm On Jun 11, 2011
in judges 13:4
leviticus 10:9

do not drink wine nor strong drink
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Nigerian Churches Name: Feel Free To Post Yours by Gsmxpert(m): 8:28pm On Jun 10, 2011
why una dey compalin? uncountable beer palours are out there, why nat churches
Jokes Etc / Re: Lmao by Gsmxpert(m): 9:50am On Jun 07, 2011
lafing for the past two days, lmao grin
Religion / Re: A Man Who Served A Popular Church All His Life Sick & Ignored by Gsmxpert(m): 9:35pm On Jun 06, 2011
people should think b4 talking, serving the church is a wrong  statement, he was serving God, except otherwise, his reward and remembrance
is in heaven when he meets God. men are no re warders of persons.
Romance / Re: Is It A Crime To Be Ugly? by Gsmxpert(m): 9:14pm On Jun 06, 2011
not a crime, am very ugly but no one has arrested me so it isn't a crime
Jokes Etc / Re: This Is Amazing by Gsmxpert(m): 9:11pm On Jun 06, 2011
The gentiles are doing better than the jews lol. grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: This Is Amazing by Gsmxpert(m): 7:59pm On Jun 06, 2011
thanks lysaa, multiple threads were uncalled for.
Jokes Etc / Imagine This by Gsmxpert(m): 7:20pm On Jun 06, 2011
A MAN WAS SLEEPING IN THE CHURCH DURING PREACHING, AN USHER DROP A NOTE ON HIM, WHEN I OPENED HE SAW ON READ

PROVERB 6:4 HE OPENED HIS BIBLE AND IT WAS WRITTEN, "Give not sleep to thine eyes, nor slumber to thine eyelids. Until the above things are done; which denotes of what consequence and importance they are; and that persons in such circumstances should not be careless, dilatory, and unconcerned" HE QUIETLY TOOK A SHEET OF PAPER AND WROTE A NOTE AND DROPPED FOR THE USHER, THE USHER OPENED AND SAW READ 1 THESSALONIANS 4:11, THE USHER TOOK HIS BIBLE AND OPENED, IT WAS WRITTEN "Make it your ambition to lead a quiet life, to mind your own business and to work with your hands, just as we told you," grin

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