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A BOY WAS BATHING WITH HIS MUM, SUDDENLY HE ASKED, MUMMY WHAT IS THIS, IT IS A GARAGE THE MOTHER REPLIED.
MUMMY CAN I PARK MY CAR IN THE GARAGE? NO ITS FOR YOUR PAPA MOLUE. SAID THE MOTHER

A GUY WROTE JAMB 9 SUBJECTS, PASSED 8 AND FAILED ENGLISH. THE JAMB AUTHORITIES SENT FOR HIM, WHEN HE GOT THERE THEY ASKED HIM
WHY DID'NT YOU TRY A LITTLE MORE TO BE THE HIGHEST SCORER THIS YEAR, YOU FAILED ENGLISH, THE GUY REPLIED, DONT MIND THE COMPUTER THAT MARKED THE SCRIPTS, I PASSED MATHS, ECONS, AGRIC, BIOLOGY YET THEY SAID I FAILED ENGLISH, WHICH LANGUAGE DID I USE IN WRITING THE ONES I PASSED?

IN A CHURCH ON SUNDAY, THE PASTOR SAID OFFERING TIME, PEOPLE SHOUTED BLESSING TIME.
THE PASTOR SAID TODAY YOU WILL GIVE OFFERING ACCORDING TO THE BEAUTY OF YOUR WIFE. A MAN STOOD UP AND SAID I WILL GIVE 10 MILLION,
MY WIFE IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, ANOTHER SAID I WILL GIVE 5 MILLION, MY WIFE IS BEAUTIFUL, A MAN STOOD UP AT THE BACK AND SAID I WILL GIVE 5 NAIRA, THE PASTOR SAID MR MAN WHY 5 NAIRA? THE MAN SAID PASTOR THIS 5 NAIRA IF YOU SEE MY WIFE YOU WILL GIVE ME CHANGE

THERE WAS A WARRI GUY IN ONE CHURCH ON SUNDAY, AFTER OFFERING, THE PASTOR SAID CLOSE YOUR EYES LETS PRAY,
WILE EYES WERE CLOSED AND PRAYER WAS ON, THE WARRI GUY WAS LOOKING AT THE PASTOR, AND THE PASTOR WAS BUSY PUSHING THE MONEY TO HIS POCKECT AND PRAYING AT THE SAME TIME, WHEN HIS EYES MET THE WARRI GUY, HE INCLUDED IN HIS PRAYER, BLESSED ARE THOSE WHO SEE BUT DO NOT TALK. AND THE GUY RESPONDED FOR THEY SHALL HAVE THEIR OWN SHARE.

MY LUV, MY PRINCESS, MY HEART DESIRE, MY QUEEN, WHEN YOU LAUGH I LAUGH, WHEN YOU CRY I CRY.
WHEN YOU JUMP DOWN FROM STOREY BUILDING, I LOOK DOWN AND THANK GOD AM NOT THE ONE

@tingles

your theology is a fallacy, i never ate any toothpaste but i have pink lips.

prostitute, no hucker, no slot, in short Ashewo

i am a mobile phone programmer, loading and coding empty chips, currently working with research in motion center in ireland.

I hold a bsc in micro computers

thanks very much, giving has always been rewarding in one way or the other.

i recommend a trial for everyone, but when u give dont be expecting as if u lended.

give me the imei and pin let me blacklist the phone, at least she will loose those friends

jesus had never referred to himself as God, he always used the statement him that sent me, my father in heaven.

and God said in the bible there is non other except me

if a man of god was poor, they will say he claim to be sent by god yet has nothing to show, chai nigerians

the blackberry playbook

simple just change this your username, money will start pumping in

two major software updates are due for this month with exciting bugs fixes.

the os had a problem in the security system, not like the new security on new blackberry phones, the encryption of the bsn, imei and pin this
one is much easier. and this will make things easier for users.

I GUY WALKED TO ME ASKED, HI GSMXPERT I WANT TO BECOME A PROGRAMMER, WHAT IS THE EASIEST PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE?

B4 I COULD SPEAK HE SAID I HAVE TRIED

HAUSA, IBO, YORUBA, MAYBE JUKUN WILL BE EASY

probably vb is the easiest for newbie

or you can try hausa

@pc-guru

i wish they know how much akpu and ofe nsala i have missed

@logic101

nice to hera u are in dublin, will send u a pm

google mirsal, an arabic input app i made with C++ via sdk

the dickheads use to down on me cus am from nigeria, after our training all the so called philipinos and indians we went together thought i had a different kind of head, i always told them what i have on my signature here. now whenever i apply for a quit salary is increased.

qout:\I can teach you android development but first you hav to be good in Java


java is just an option for the android, the official android development is done via sdk, check here

http://developers.android.com/sdk

yea, but i can add your app if u have, i have access to the official sdk developers section

@pelumiv
it much more complicated

this is how it work
eg tmobile goes to aple, negotiate for 100 pieces of iphone, lock it to use only our sim, apple does the lock and gives it to them, having the lock codes and files on there pc, then the codes suppliers you pay money to takes your serial number to tmobile and negotiate for the unlock code at a certain amount, tmobile sends a message to apple authorising them to release the unlock, the codes supplier charge u and get his interest. thats why it takes some days. atimes u see no codes in database, unlock refused. atimes u must have bought the phone and been with it for 3 months, some operators will do it for free

but some codes suppliers have access to carriers database, such are not legitimate but they work.

@numberone

didnt mean it that way, the situation is just uncontrollable, these dudes wont even let me visit my country again as they have my papers. fucking hell

the codes unlock all the servers use is not their idea neither a hack, they pay for access into the mep data, being charged a token for each unlock code by the carrier, they resell the code to their clients.

so does allgsmunlockserver, gsmfather, kualkendi and all the unlock sites you see out there on net.

legitimate unlock like iphone factory unlock is negotiated with apple which ever server you use, cus apple has to authorise the iccid on itunes or not possible.hehehehe

check the android market i have 5 applications there, mirsal, baby bubbles, goldcardhelper, dublin police(was paid heavily for this) and a bugs full food recipes, i added akpu in it, oyibo people dey wonder what akpu is

thanks,

MY COMPANY FIRST PUT IN DUBAI, JUST AFTER 6 MONTHS SENT ME TO DUBLIN,

NOW THEY WANT ME CHOOSE BETWEEN SANTIAGO IN CHILE AND BELIZ, WHERE THE INTEND HAVING NEW BB OUTLETS. WHY ME AND WHERE DO YOU THINK IS BEST FOR A NIGERIAN. AM A GSM PROGRAMMER

AT LEAST WHERE ONCE IN A WHILE I CAN GET AKPU WITH OFE NSALA

advanced phone programmers like hackrack of furious dongle, and legiga of cyclone, even manole asked me to sale the codes to them on a huge amount, wasent hungry, just dont know how to protect my dongle from being cracked if not i will have a dongle or box by name.

Forget about iphone unlocking, it almost drove me crazy, i became abnormal for almost two weeks, those chips contains alien codes


also see this link


http://forum-gsmworld.com/showthread.php?t=1932