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potent5:
Una don start again abi?
No let us tackle una like

April FOOL

Conversations like this occur daily but are completely hidden before Nigerians and are completely unclad before FBI and many Americans. Hence , when they say NIGERIA is a SHITHOLE country I don't argue because I know they see what we cannot see.

Buhari's exit is INEVITABLE

Rate anyone according to your mind

General Olusegun Obasanjo

Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan

Please rate the following three Nigerian Leaders.
Click 'like' for the one you personally think has/had the best PRESIDENCY and 'share' for the one with worst Presidency.
Thanks and God bless you.


President Muhammadu Buhari

jobbitto:
Good morning good doctors in the house.

I have been a member of nairaland for a while seeing people post problems and get solution instantly in this forum.

So my friend is facing a challenge of stomach upset and swollen stomach. She is scared that she has fibroil and she is a virgin.

My question is, can a virgin contract fibroid disease. If yes, please whats the solution?


Thank you.

When did nairaland become a hospital ? Please go for check up?

How can a sane human condemn MASTURBATION. See in d face of FORNICATION, ADULTERY. MASTURBATION is the ANSWER. Masturbation saved me throughout the University by avoiding temptations from damsels who where coming to my room to charge their phones and watch film. Can u be holier than the prophet? Even Jesus avoided condemning it. Anyway no time now. Work tins

By June 2019, a new government will have emerged that will need funds urgently. So renewal of Multichoice will be as easy as ABC. This government will not be there by then
They are just bragging.

Truth is bitter. By evening the correct papers don finish . Na the yeye ones wey some people reject nai dey remain.
The owner of that speech must be very intelligent and a professor in waiting. However, SLAY QUEENS will not be happy with u.

hardhenhiyi007:
I registered on a platform like this recently with the same format just d name of d site that is different, enmoney.club. they said minimum withdrawal is 150 dollars, wen I made 150 and withdraw, dey said I must refer 40 people before I could withdraw my money. What is the difference with this one.

Stop waisting ur precious time. It is a SCAM

juddybrown:
there is a secret in that house,sit ur friend down and ask her,how come she is aware her hubby came to u immediately after d act,something happened in d past to warrant such act,probably she did something and her hubby is trying to revenge,something big has happened which I doubt ur friend will open up to u

Exactly my mind. I can still do what the man did. The man is just passing a message which the woman is aware of. Personally apart from my blood relations, I hate seeing a third party coming to pass a night in my house. If that must happen my wife must seek my consent first before her arrival. Not just coming from work to meet a stranger male or female planning to spend a week which will later become months with us. If I warn my wife several times and she doesn't care, I will then result to this if the stranger is a woman or verbally abuse the person if he is a man. The man is not mad,

Baba has spoken and is final. Baba OBJ, your speech is seconded by me.

Like fuel, the Nigerian government should subsidize the Sweet doll so that an average 9ja Guy can afford it.
With ASHAWO doll Guy men are free from:
1.My hair is due
2.My cream is finished
3.I need a Brazilian hair
4.Buy a new phone for me Sweet Heart
5.Come and take me to Shoprite
6.Sweet heart am hungry
7.I like to eat Shawama
8.I need Barbecue today
9.Baby come and take me out this evening.
10. I need recharge card
11.Honey, I need a new hand bag
12.I want to buy a new pair of shoes
13.I am sick
14.My stomach is paining me
15.My chest is paining me
16.I have not seen my period
17.Give me money I want to go for medical check up
18.I want to go back to school
19.I need money to do business
20.You didn't give money don't touch me again
21.Your mouth is smelling don't kiss me
22.Am not in the mood for se.x
23.Your quarter rod is too small
24.Your quarter rod is too big
25.See your pot belly
26.Baby's honey pot is like an ocean
27.Her honey pot is smelling
28.You don't know how to pet a woman
29.You are a poor boy
30.Is like u don't love me again
31.My mother is calling you
32.My father is asking of you
33.My sister is getting married tomorrow
34.My grandmother is dead
35.I just lost my father
36.My mother is sick
37.My sister's husband is beating her
38.My younger ones need some cash for school
39.I saw my babe with her ex
40.My baby is still calling her ex boyfriend
41.She sent ' I love u' to her ex
42.My girlfriend always nagging
43.She doesn't know how to cook
44.My boyfriend Fu.cked my girl
45.My baby slept with my brother
46.Unwanted pregnancy
47.Emergency wedding
48.Premature fathership
49.A girlfriend carrying gonorrhea
50.Abortion went wrong, girlfriend is dead.

With ASHAWO doll Guy men are free from:
1.My hair is due
2.My cream is finished
3.I need a Brazilian hair
4.Buy a new phone for me Sweet Heart
5.Come and take me to Shoprite
6.Sweet heart am hungry
7.I like to eat Shawama
8.I need Barbecue today
9.Baby come and take me out this evening.
10. I need recharge card
11.Honey, I need a new hand bag
12.I want to buy a new pair of shoes
13.I am sick
14.My stomach is paining me
15.My chest is paining me
16.I have not seen my period
17.Give me money I want to go for medical check up
18.I want to go back to school
19.I need money to do business
20.You didn't give money don't touch me again
21.Your mouth is smelling don't kiss me
22.Am not in the mood for se.x
23.Your quarter rod is too small
24.Your quarter rod is too big
25.See your pot belly
26.Baby's honey pot is like an ocean
27.Her honey pot is smelling
28.You don't know how to pet a woman
29.You are a poor boy
30.Is like u don't love me again
31.My mother is calling you
32.My father is asking of you
33.My sister is getting married tomorrow
34.My grandmother is dead
35.I just lost my father
36.My mother is sick
37.My sister's husband is beating her
38.My younger ones need some cash for school
39.I saw my babe with her ex
40.My baby is still calling her ex boyfriend
41.She sent ' I love u' to her ex
42.My girlfriend always nagging
43.She doesn't know how to cook
44.My boyfriend Fu.cked my girl
45.My baby slept with my brother
46.Unwanted pregnancy
47.Emergency wedding
48.Premature fathership
49.A girlfriend carrying gonorrhea
50.Abortion went wrong, girlfriend is dead.

Need to hear from the man before I judge. However, do you deny him se..x? Psychologically, your face on those pictures reveals that u are not the submissive type.

K

I voted for Buhari in the last election thinking he was better than Jonathan but now he is been confirmed to be worst, this time no way. I will use my body and my money to ensure he returns to Daura.
This is 21st century.
BUHARI IS A COMPLETE FAILURE.
Nigerian youths should wake up

k

The only way you can help these helpless is to ensure that Buhari never returns

WimaxNG:
Thats not the point. Did Dstv advertised that most of the major premiership matches would only be available on Compaq Plus and not Compaq ?

Its really so bad a whole nation is taken for a ride just because we have accepted everything to be the order of the country and the leaders who holds positions would not even know the frauds these companies commit by advertisement deception.

It's not true Guy.To watch all matches is Premium 14,700. Is like u are NEW to Dstv.

k

The matter is in the hand of Okowa. He should quickly set up a committee to look into the root causes of the matter so as to push for a lasting solution. Because the looser of the fight between two of them is NIGER DELTA

hunger bad oooo

cstr1000:
You are talking about a president who did not even had the decency to even zone the INEC head to the south.
Jonathan for all his ineptitude was smart and decent enough to know it is only proper to zone the electoral umpire to the opposite region as a sign of impartiality and confidence in your own popularity.
Buhari instead installed his own person from his own state and local government. The man does not simply care about the optics. He is here to stay.

If he truncates the outcome of the election, that will inevitably lead to series of deadly protests and widespread pipeline bombings.

Nigeria is SICK. A patient does not need the services of a SICK doctor.
BUHARI'S TIME IS UP!

freedomessence:
I applied but they asked me to wait for 15 days. I need the money urgently.

Location

BLIND MUGU or jazz at work

Tstv in test transmission from 3 degree west. Frequency 12536v36000 west

lomprico:
TSTV

TSTV all the way