₦airaland Forum

Too panful

But do they open today? Or the event happened yesterday?

Make I still add as Warri pikin.
WARRI_PROVERBS
1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.
2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall
3. Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh.
4.who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket...!
5. wetin concern dog wit family planning?..
6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.
7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.
8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be say until dem name am Samson.
9.Na over confidence make February no complete.
10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.
11.Head wey no wan think go carry load..
12. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing de that pocket.
13. Forget Trust If trust dey, Water nor for boil Fish.
16.No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile .
17. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching de start.
18. Feel at home, feel at home na eim dae make visitor spoil remote
19. Escort me, escort me naso slave trade take start.
20. It's a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
21. Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible
22. Person nor dey use shame chop winch o
23.Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.
24. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.
25. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro.
26. The patient dog ... Nah hungry go kill am.
27. Na I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.
28. No food for lazy man no be for pesin wey em mama get restaurants.
29. Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew way curry dey.
30. I am covered by the blood of JESUS E no mean say make u no lock door sleep oooh
31.) Pastor wey dey pray for mad person no dey Close eye.
32.) I need pikin, I nepost ikin, na e make woman no wear pant sleep.
33.) I know too much, i know too much na e make SAN no fit recite National Anthem.
34.) This write up good, this write up good, na e make me (the writer) no come know how to count 1,2,3 again.
35.) The tin wey make egg strong for port nai make yam also soft for port
36.) Pikin way Say e mama no sleep, he self no go sleep.
37.) Sun 2 hot e nor mean say fowl go Lane boiled egg.
38.) Monkey smart monkey smart, nah because tree near tree
39.) Na run wey nor serious, Na in woman de hold breast.
40.) Na cooperation dey make rice full pot
41.) Cockroach wey say him sabi acrobatic dance where cocks are doing general meeting don waka kurukere waka
42.) Say Lion dey sick, no mean say him wit cat na mate.
43.) This burial rich, this burial rich, na e make to die hungry elders.
44.) Had it been, there is an atom of truth in tortoise, e for don kiss person.
45.) Na economy recession make teacher use ruler measure yam.
46.) Pikin wen wan chop party rice, e no dey fear dance!!!
47.) Say cat sabi swim no make am catfish.
48.) E go beta, e go beta, na e make camel still dey cari load.
49.) I no be your mate. na e make slippers get size
50.) This boy fine, this boy fine na so she open leg for 37 boys
51.) Fish wen scatter for soup still dey inside the soup.

partnerbizn5:
Choices differ.

spare him.

I KNOW HOW YOU LOOK I SWEAR.
That is why you are DEFENSIVE. Kpele ee , Doooo

Seconded. REFERENDUM LONG OVER-DUE

K

Dino has eventually come to the end of his political journey. Him and Saraki had the chance to UPGRADE the Political System but they refused and decided to chose the part of political comedy

Ahhh
Why did you not marry when daddy was in power? You would have witnessed the presence of almost all the Governors and even the President. Ahh! Am in severe pains right now

Elder0001:
But he donated 2.5billion to pdp some years back

Yes that 2.5 would earn him 5 billion.

gidgiddy:
Otedola is a rich man, but not rich enough to donate 5 billion to anyone.

K
You are on the right track. I said it when Dangote did it that it is practically IMPOSSIBLE for a NIGERIAN BILLIONAIRE, in his financial wisdom, to pull out 100 billion to CHARITY.
NO PROBLEM!
Always Northeast including Katsina

Oshobaba must shun the Tinubu's political formula. GODFATHERISM does not work well in the South South

NGpatriot:
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Yes, we are not there yet, but don't say we are not trying or on the right track because we are.

It's high time we stopped this myopic reasoning. As we speak, Nigeria is still on the back foot or directionless. Rice importation is just a subset of our problems. We have problems that are supersets like the electricity issue. Nigerian graduates find it hard to go into RESEARCH because of absence of power, little business owners like babbers find it hard to cope.
Before the border closure, there were Army on the roads searching vehicles for imported rice. Closing our borders because of a single commodity is like inflicting pains in some groups of Nigerians while dancing to the tune of the richest in Africa.
As long as Nigeria economy is perpetually powered by generators, 'INDUSTRIALIZATION' the only solution to Nigeria's menace would remain a mirage.

Baba is ANTI- CHRISTIAN. He promised to open the borders after NEW YEAR. I will believe him if he can close the borders during SALLAH.

bellachibaby:
According to Nigeria History and Facts on Twitter, electricity was introduced into Nigeria, on the 19th of September, 1898, which was only 17 years after it was introduced in England.

At the time of its introduction, the total generation was 60 Kilowatts (KW). The line was reported to have powered the Lagos Marina, from the Government House down to Apongbon.



https://thickmatch.com/electricity-introduced-nigeria-1898-17-years-introduction-england/

THERE WAS NO NIGERIA AT THAT TIME. NIGERIA WAS BORN IN 1914

Heineken:
Am seriously suffering. At 31 am still squatting. Am through with my service since 2014 but still no job. Am more than depressed... Am perplexed and am not thinking well. At my age I don't have even 1000 in my account. To eat, I have to visit friends...most times is just only breakfast and water at night. I don't want to die this way.. Am not happy. I applied civil defense. Don't know if anyone can help me.. Or any job.

Can u wash motor?

What killed your husband? Your mother in law might be INNOCENT.
However, I have seen many single mothers paying their children's school fees. Please don't let the baby suffer from that unfortunate incident. U can relocate to a smaller apartment.
Same thing happened to me. Though my mum is late. But why are MOTHER IN LAWS ALWAYS INHIBIT THIS HOSTILE CHARACTER?

Chiefochiefo:
You'll die first

SMOKING HINDERS THE KIDNEY FROM PERFORMING ITS FUNCTIONS PROPERLY DUE TO CARBONS

Tuberculosis and HIV are treatable. Their drugs are even free. His death is as a result of sheer health negligence.

Every company has it's own SECRET. In Nigeria, companies find it hard to progress. I know of two banks that are in distress at the moment, the insiders ( worker) are aware but they dare not let the cat out of the bag.
Your bank was not progressing, they then recorded their LOSSES as GAINS in other for them to survive but u said NO. Your aim was to collapse the bank. If I were in your boss shoe I would have dismissed you since that 2016.
Then you would have realised that this is NIGERIA!

CAPSLOCKED:
IF YOU LIKE DIE KNOWING JESUS CHRIST, OR DIE KNOWING MR. BEAN. DIE KNOWING WHATEVER YOU WANT... BUT ONCE YOU'RE DEAD YOU BECOME THE EQUIVALENT OF A DEAD GOAT.

STOP DECEIVING YOURSELF. THERE'S NO LIFE ANYWHERE FOR DEAD ORGANISMS.

Socrates REBORN
Three gboza for u alone the Master.
Make I add little to ur facts : DEATH IS THE OPPOSITE OF LIFE, HUMANS LIKE EVERY OTHER ANIMALS ARE CONSCIOUS WHEN ALIFE AND ARE UNCONSCIOUS WHEN DEAD. LUCIFER USES THE IDEOLOGY OF DREAMS AND THE ILLUSION OF COVENS TO CREATE THE MIRAGE THAT THERE IS LIFE AFTER DEATH JUST TO DECEIVE THE GULLIBLE WHO OUT OF PIETY HAVE REFUSED TO CARRY OUT EXTENSIVE BIBLICAL RESEARCH AFTER THEIR PASTORS GUARDED SERMON ON LIFE AFTER DEATH.
If u know u know

THE URHOBOS ARE MAJORITY IN DELTA STATE BUT AS WE SPEAK THEY ARE NEITHER OCCUPYING THR FIRST POSITION NOR THE SECOND IN THE STATE GOVERNMENT, YET THEY DO NOT COMPLAIN. IN NIGERIA, AT THE FEDERAL LEVEL, IF HAUSA DOES NOT COME FIRST THEY WOULD COME SECOND BECAUSE THEY ARE THE MAJORITY.
THIS PARTICULAR IJAW GROUP LACKS WISDOM. THE URHOBOS IN DELTA LOVE IJAWS

CastedAyo:
Nigerians on Twitter have attacked the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) over its recent decision to increase charges on transactions.

Igbere TV had reported that the CBN, said customers making cash deposits or withdrawals will pay charges beginning from today in line with its new policy.

The objective of the “transaction fees” is to give vent to the Central Bank’s policy designed to reduce cash in use.

CBN Payments System Management Department Director Sam Okojere on Tuesday announced the take-off of the charges in a statement.

“The transactions will attract three per cent processing fees for withdrawals and two per cent processing fees for lodgments above N500, 000 for individual accounts.

“Corporate accounts will attract five per cent processing fees for withdrawals and three per cent processing fee for lodgments above N3 million.

Reacting to the development, Nigerians are asking for the reason they need to pay an extra 2% when they deposit over N500,000 or pay 3% when they withdraw same; after paying account maintenance charges monthly, ATM maintenance charge, stamp duty charges and transaction charges when they ransfer to other banks.

http://igberetvnews.com/1002127/nigerians-react-to-cbns-new-policy-on-cash-deposits/

THIS POLICY CONFLICTS WITH THE CASHLESS POLICY BECAUSE IT TENDS TO DISCOURAGE PEOPLE FROM CARRYING HUGE FUNDS TO THE BANKS FOR FEAR OF 5%.

In deep wisdom, governor Dickson should sideline these selfish CROOKS who call themselves goat youth leaders

Oluwasaeon:
I hope this will not be another TSTV

Them don come again

Christmasdon:
Is it because of the Protruding Nyansh or its Just the Skirt was too short.? If it is because of being short , There's something greatly wrong.

The skirt is sex appealing, I think that is the number one reason. She should have known that. Perhaps she is in search of a partner

So u know

TIME?

SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME. I INITIALLY THOUGHT IT WAS AN ERROR UNTIL I CHECKED THE ACCOUNT NUMBER AND MY NAME POPPED OUT. FEW DAYS LATER, I RECEIVED ANOTHER ALERT THAT MY EMAIL HAD BEEN CHANGED ( without my consent).
I DOWNLOADED THE APPS, INPUT THE ACCOUNT NUMBER, BUT THE APPS KEEPS TELLING ME THAT THE ACCOUNT IS LOCKED TO ANOTHER DEVICE WHICH CONFIRMS MY INVESTIGATION.
IT IS A SCAM FROM GTB INSIDER! BEWARE!

k

Gistvic:
A Nigerian soldier in a video said even when they are been detested they would still protect Nigerians because they are soldiers. Gistvic Reports.

The soldier was seen training as he tries perfecting his fighting moves and punches against terrorist.

He said:


Watch Video:
Source: https://www.gistvic.com/2019/07/even-when-you-hate-us-we-would-still.html

He should enjoy his life now because am seeing him being posted to Bornu soon and his pictures resurfacing on NL with RIP.

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