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donwatzy:
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That radio ANTENNA is it coming out or going in ,cos that is not supposed to be its position except it's already faulty. My first observation

Am saying lala can somebody reply me by saying stica

What happened to Jonathan at the ELECTION would be better than that of Sai baba.
Buhari has been tested but failed woefully.
Now, CORRUPTION has reached unprecedented level never experienced in Nigerian's history.
He has failed to improve in Power Generation, Insecurity, the Dollar, shifting Blames Game, Corruption, Unemployment just to mention but few.

You have got alot of wrong advice here. I don't really have much time to comment, but listen very well if you can. Never involve family members or Pastors now because it has not got to that. Obviously, you know where he is right now. Put on your best seductive dress and visit him, kneel down and tell him you have started the process of changing the name. (Don't forget he is your HUSBAND, the only one out of millions who came out publicly to marry you and not vice versa) Ensure that you give him his food before opening up to him that as husband and wife the right name would be MR & MRS ABC.
I must confess to u that you erred by using only your name. It questions your love for him or shows that you don't believe in the UNION (marriage). No man can bear it except you built that house before the marriage. YOU REALLY BRUISED HIS EGO. Stop believing those things you watch in TELEMUNDO and ZEEWORLD.
The man equally erred first by sharing the money (are u co-workers) secondly by allowing you to buy a land in his absence, you could have been duped. His signature was supposed to be in that document . I don't know how long they stayed in the Hospital but you could have waited. By and large, don't forget your topic "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin OUR HOME "
And not "My Husband's Pride Wants To Ruin MY HOME.
Many men see this as a coup or a set-up. From my recent experience, in every Nigerian home whenever there is misunderstanding of this sort "ONLY THE WOMAN CAN SETTLE IT."
This piece of advice is based on the fact that I have heard from both of you.
(They pay for my advice but am giving it to you free of charge here)

Letenwam:
A Nigerian lady who was handed her expulsion letter from Federal University Lokoja few days ago, has narrated what really led to the incident on Twitter. 


According to the lady who disclosed that she is an orphan, her journey to getting expelled started after an examination leakage where some students were alleged to have bought questions from a driver.

Twitter user @yoitslegit who shared the story on behalf of the Federal University Lokoja student identified as Lydia Lawal, wrote;

My name is Lydia Lawal, I studied Economics at Federal University lokoja. After 4 years of blood and sweat my university handed me an expulsion letter unjustly. Please I want all well meaning Nigerians to help share my story till we get justice.

I gained admission to Federal University lokoja in 2013, as an orphan I had to work in Lagos during the long vacations to pay my school fees. And from my first semester to 400 level first semester I was on second class upper with a 4 point cgpa.

The issue that led to the expulsion of 13 students in my class started during my final exams when there was an alleged examination leakage where some students were said to have bought questions from a driver.

I happened to be the departmental president at the time of the crises and I was called by my head of department to answer some with less than a week's notice. The university management refused to release the result of the new exam, refused to convok my department with others and didn't mobilize us for NYSC.

I was shocked that after almost 9months the university management called 13 of us which includes the best student in my class with a cgpa of 4.9 to come and pick up an expulsion letter, and our names pasted all over the school as expelled students.

The Vice chancellor claims that as long as you were invited to the exam malpractice committee, then it's enough reason to believe one is involved.Please I am asking for an human right activist to take up our case. Please I cannot afford the services of a lawyer. Please don't let this injustice be swept under carpet , we believe they are playing politics with our lives


https://lailasnews.com/lady-shares-story-behind-her-unjust-expulsion-from-federal-university-lokoja/

Though this write-up is one-sided, there are important questions begging for answers:
What are the actual allegations leveled up against you that were revealed to you at the Exam. Malpractice Committee?
Did they find any exhibit within you during the exam?
Was it one of the victims that confessed your name?
Was your crime because you scored a high CGPA or because you were the President of your department?
You did not tell us the actual role you played. No lawyer would initiate litigations on the school without arming himself with the facts.

k

bright991:
I am in same situation as chukwumanj. i have sent emails, made countless calls to your careline but no response. i have wasted alot airtime on your careline no response. too bad. 0 81 38 37 01 49

Quickteller the latest fraud of the millennium!
I have been using Quickteller, but this year has been worse.
On the 5th of this month, while transferring 10k from my account FCMB to my other account UNITY via Quickteller I got a red banner message on my phone 'Bank Declined' unfortunately, few seconds later I was debited.
Because of the distance of the bank from my place I could not go immediately.
On the 7th of this month I made another transfer from FCMB to ECO #37,100 via Quickteller but a red banner also appeared that 'transaction was NOT successful please try another card' surprisingly, few seconds later I got a DEBIT ALERT. Remembering series of debits of UNSUCCESSFUL TRANSACTIONS that have not been reversed, I then went straight to the nearest FCMB branch to complain. They said because I used QUICKTELLER (and not fcmb apps) there would be no need to fill any form and that I should use one yellow landline phone on the wall where a lady answered and promised to look into it. Few days later I went to print my Statement of account in First Bank where I saw the unbelievable, the statement displays two accounts: my real accessible one and the other my inaccessible account which they named 'LIENS ACCOUNT' which had over #200,000 in it. Perhaps those unsuccessful transactions via quickteller are being kept in this save (lien). When I got home, first was to delete the quickteller apps on my phone.
Already late to work, when I return...
Who are the developers of the QUICKTELLER platform?
Is the developer a Nigerian? Because this MMM style on QUICKTELLER is of Nigerian.
NIGERIANS USE QUICKELLER AT YOUR OWN PERILS!

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EMPEROR48:
Am saying this out of experience, one man can not be greater than the entire senate, omo agege or omo mushin as you guys may call him can never outwit the senate, saraki is a commanding general in the senate, a man who went against his party directives to clintch the seat of the senate President, can do anything to any ering member, so I kindly advise agege not to go to the senate premises to fool himself there because the senate is a law in this dispensation. Dogara is maradona, while saraki is a commanding general. Dare either of them at your own peril. Ask ndume, ask jubril, they both regretted their actions, so let me see how omo agege gets his victory in the midst of sharks.

Saraki and Dino have long over-stepped their boundaries. Saraki is always yielding to Dino's mischievous conspiracy.
I advise all the Senators to come together and remove Saraki as their president, since he has shown that his head is not stable enough to handle a responsible legislature.
SARAKI HIMSELF DESERVES IMMEDIATE SUSPENSION AS A LEADER.
That you dislike the President does not mean you should antagonize those that say something good about him.
I no longer see Saraki as the leader of the Senate.

potent5:
Una don start again abi?
No let us tackle una like

April FOOL

Conversations like this occur daily but are completely hidden before Nigerians and are completely unclad before FBI and many Americans. Hence , when they say NIGERIA is a SHITHOLE country I don't argue because I know they see what we cannot see.

Buhari's exit is INEVITABLE

Rate anyone according to your mind

General Olusegun Obasanjo

Goodluck Ebele Azikiwe Jonathan

Please rate the following three Nigerian Leaders.
Click 'like' for the one you personally think has/had the best PRESIDENCY and 'share' for the one with worst Presidency.
Thanks and God bless you.


President Muhammadu Buhari

jobbitto:
Good morning good doctors in the house.

I have been a member of nairaland for a while seeing people post problems and get solution instantly in this forum.

So my friend is facing a challenge of stomach upset and swollen stomach. She is scared that she has fibroil and she is a virgin.

My question is, can a virgin contract fibroid disease. If yes, please whats the solution?


Thank you.

When did nairaland become a hospital ? Please go for check up?

How can a sane human condemn MASTURBATION. See in d face of FORNICATION, ADULTERY. MASTURBATION is the ANSWER. Masturbation saved me throughout the University by avoiding temptations from damsels who where coming to my room to charge their phones and watch film. Can u be holier than the prophet? Even Jesus avoided condemning it. Anyway no time now. Work tins

By June 2019, a new government will have emerged that will need funds urgently. So renewal of Multichoice will be as easy as ABC. This government will not be there by then
They are just bragging.

Truth is bitter. By evening the correct papers don finish . Na the yeye ones wey some people reject nai dey remain.
The owner of that speech must be very intelligent and a professor in waiting. However, SLAY QUEENS will not be happy with u.

hardhenhiyi007:
I registered on a platform like this recently with the same format just d name of d site that is different, enmoney.club. they said minimum withdrawal is 150 dollars, wen I made 150 and withdraw, dey said I must refer 40 people before I could withdraw my money. What is the difference with this one.

Stop waisting ur precious time. It is a SCAM

juddybrown:
there is a secret in that house,sit ur friend down and ask her,how come she is aware her hubby came to u immediately after d act,something happened in d past to warrant such act,probably she did something and her hubby is trying to revenge,something big has happened which I doubt ur friend will open up to u

Exactly my mind. I can still do what the man did. The man is just passing a message which the woman is aware of. Personally apart from my blood relations, I hate seeing a third party coming to pass a night in my house. If that must happen my wife must seek my consent first before her arrival. Not just coming from work to meet a stranger male or female planning to spend a week which will later become months with us. If I warn my wife several times and she doesn't care, I will then result to this if the stranger is a woman or verbally abuse the person if he is a man. The man is not mad,

Baba has spoken and is final. Baba OBJ, your speech is seconded by me.

Like fuel, the Nigerian government should subsidize the Sweet doll so that an average 9ja Guy can afford it.
With ASHAWO doll Guy men are free from:
1.My hair is due
2.My cream is finished
3.I need a Brazilian hair
4.Buy a new phone for me Sweet Heart
5.Come and take me to Shoprite
6.Sweet heart am hungry
7.I like to eat Shawama
8.I need Barbecue today
9.Baby come and take me out this evening.
10. I need recharge card
11.Honey, I need a new hand bag
12.I want to buy a new pair of shoes
13.I am sick
14.My stomach is paining me
15.My chest is paining me
16.I have not seen my period
17.Give me money I want to go for medical check up
18.I want to go back to school
19.I need money to do business
20.You didn't give money don't touch me again
21.Your mouth is smelling don't kiss me
22.Am not in the mood for se.x
23.Your quarter rod is too small
24.Your quarter rod is too big
25.See your pot belly
26.Baby's honey pot is like an ocean
27.Her honey pot is smelling
28.You don't know how to pet a woman
29.You are a poor boy
30.Is like u don't love me again
31.My mother is calling you
32.My father is asking of you
33.My sister is getting married tomorrow
34.My grandmother is dead
35.I just lost my father
36.My mother is sick
37.My sister's husband is beating her
38.My younger ones need some cash for school
39.I saw my babe with her ex
40.My baby is still calling her ex boyfriend
41.She sent ' I love u' to her ex
42.My girlfriend always nagging
43.She doesn't know how to cook
44.My boyfriend Fu.cked my girl
45.My baby slept with my brother
46.Unwanted pregnancy
47.Emergency wedding
48.Premature fathership
49.A girlfriend carrying gonorrhea
50.Abortion went wrong, girlfriend is dead.

With ASHAWO doll Guy men are free from:
1.My hair is due
2.My cream is finished
3.I need a Brazilian hair
4.Buy a new phone for me Sweet Heart
5.Come and take me to Shoprite
6.Sweet heart am hungry
7.I like to eat Shawama
8.I need Barbecue today
9.Baby come and take me out this evening.
10. I need recharge card
11.Honey, I need a new hand bag
12.I want to buy a new pair of shoes
13.I am sick
14.My stomach is paining me
15.My chest is paining me
16.I have not seen my period
17.Give me money I want to go for medical check up
18.I want to go back to school
19.I need money to do business
20.You didn't give money don't touch me again
21.Your mouth is smelling don't kiss me
22.Am not in the mood for se.x
23.Your quarter rod is too small
24.Your quarter rod is too big
25.See your pot belly
26.Baby's honey pot is like an ocean
27.Her honey pot is smelling
28.You don't know how to pet a woman
29.You are a poor boy
30.Is like u don't love me again
31.My mother is calling you
32.My father is asking of you
33.My sister is getting married tomorrow
34.My grandmother is dead
35.I just lost my father
36.My mother is sick
37.My sister's husband is beating her
38.My younger ones need some cash for school
39.I saw my babe with her ex
40.My baby is still calling her ex boyfriend
41.She sent ' I love u' to her ex
42.My girlfriend always nagging
43.She doesn't know how to cook
44.My boyfriend Fu.cked my girl
45.My baby slept with my brother
46.Unwanted pregnancy
47.Emergency wedding
48.Premature fathership
49.A girlfriend carrying gonorrhea
50.Abortion went wrong, girlfriend is dead.

Need to hear from the man before I judge. However, do you deny him se..x? Psychologically, your face on those pictures reveals that u are not the submissive type.

K

I voted for Buhari in the last election thinking he was better than Jonathan but now he is been confirmed to be worst, this time no way. I will use my body and my money to ensure he returns to Daura.
This is 21st century.
BUHARI IS A COMPLETE FAILURE.
Nigerian youths should wake up

k

The only way you can help these helpless is to ensure that Buhari never returns

WimaxNG:
Thats not the point. Did Dstv advertised that most of the major premiership matches would only be available on Compaq Plus and not Compaq ?

Its really so bad a whole nation is taken for a ride just because we have accepted everything to be the order of the country and the leaders who holds positions would not even know the frauds these companies commit by advertisement deception.

It's not true Guy.To watch all matches is Premium 14,700. Is like u are NEW to Dstv.