₦airaland Forum

TSTV was buried in a shallow grave some days back. Their resurrection not sure. Let's hope for another satellite TV that can fade off the MONOPOLY Multi choice is building.

Sanusi: Karma is a bitch

Lordsonn:
Thanks. It is really affecting me. I am a lecturer in a private university, I lectured online yesterday via zoom, all the students and management discovered that something is wrong with me somewhere. I performed far below the way I used to lecture because i was really worried and depressed. I have another lecture by 4 pm today, I will try to look happy. They don't know what i'm passing through... i'm a young man of 33 years. the woman is even older than me, after i discovered her real age

Lordsonn
Except u posted this merely for educational purposes
Otherwise, I strongly feel ur pains ...

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clubkonnect:
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Go and learn from NowNow!

I had a bad experience with Klubconnect.
Many of those giving positive comments above must be Klubconnect syndicate members that scammed me.
Klubconnect almost WRECK my business. They themselves know that they are in for vulnerable Nigerians.

Thank God oo

Serious Confessions from Shekau
1. The Chadian leader inflicted heavy losses on BK hence the lamentations from Shakau
2. That Shakau must have successfully sold his religious ideology to Buhari and Burutai
3. And that nothing on earth will make Buhari and Burutai defeat BK since they allegedly share same Islamic ideology
4. The end of BK has come as far as the Chadian military is involved.
5. Bokoharam deficiency has been exposed

This is a clear case of ATTEMPTED MURDER. The perpetrator must serve

What of GOtv?

Nwodosis:
He married his cousin?

We need ANSWERS OOOOO

Pure Massacre

Opinion: Attackers who might have boarded same commercial bus with the victims, first of all asked them to lie down, thereafter abused the ladies before firing on their heads.
Character of a particular tribe in Africa, who have little or no value of human lives. The aim of the attackers was purely for massacre. Suspects like these are not spirits and are traceable.
UN should pls investigate

Storeyedbuildin:
Pls am searching for job ooo.....

I can do anytin ooo ..so far it nuh related to blood or fraud....

Be it security,gateman ,office work or even factory work....am getting tired of this life already I wud be glad if anyone can be of help....

I can even do laundry for u...clean ur house and even prepare meals for u...so far its Lagos...


If u don't av the connection u can connect me to someone who has ...plsss..

THANKS IN ADVANCE

Pls safe a starving brother

K

What can 50 pieces do in a place like Lagos? Only one person could buy all

Xisnin:
Okowa about to make the most important move of his career.
I have suggested that all states affected by herdsmen crisis ban the buying and selling of beef.
Apart from being dangerous to human health and longevity, it is fueling the killing of innocent people.

There is nothing as effective as an economic blockade since the killers are being protected by federal machinery.
I hope he can see it through.

Personally, apart from the Nigerian border closure, this happens to be the second best law from the wise ones in Nigeria quite more effective than the ' Amotekun.' Obviously,because of BUHARI we cannot stop the herdsmen from killing, kidnapping and rapping but we can discourage them from crime by massively PROHIBITING cow meet.
Buhari has invited other Non-Nigerian Fulanis from other countries with free visa on arrival.
Nigerians should wise up!
Other States should follow suite.

Having the backing of people that are 'BLIND OR LEAVING IN BONDAGE' does not make one a successful leader.

sarrki:
The Bayelsa state supreme court judgment is one that has forced me into reading the electoral act and its provisions once again.

In my quest,the circled section caught my attention,but was shocked to be informed that section had been expunged from our laws.

I am not a Lawyer by profession of which I had admitted before now. So my Learned elders and Law Gurus,please help me learn on the following as it concerns our laws:

(1) If the National assembly makes a law and is assented to by the president,does it not become part of the constitution?

(2) Does the courts have powers to expunge an act of the National assembly from the constitution?

(3) If the Courts have powers to expunge acts of the National assembly,why then is it advised that if there are issues with certain laws or constitution,the National should act to correct same and not the courts?

(4) When an amendment is made to our laws or acts,for how long does it bind?

Please help me to learn!

You have not learned. Please wake up . THIS IS NIGERIA!
Today I use 'tilted glass' not because I am a security personnel or I have medical proof for it, but because I understand the environment I leave, that in case I am asked for my PARTICULARS by the police I know what to do and they will cheer off.
Justice Mary Odili is the wife of the formal PDP governor of Rivers. The likes of Justice Mary Odili are supposed to be in the lower court
where their verdict if discovered to be an obvious miscarriage of justice such a verdict could easily be appealed.
She has PDP blood flowing in her veins. Since peaceful protest is allowed by the constitution. APC faithfuls should use that weapon (PROTEST) wherever she is seen. Let her know that apart from Bayelsans, Nigerians are seriously angry for that verdict.
She has taken us 50 years backward.

When I was in high school 'Irhibotor' was my favourite perhaps because of the size of my pocket but when I eventually became gainfully employed I felt that IRHIBOTOR is SUBSTANDARD because of the fact that it does not pass through the fire before sending it to our systems. To me, Irhibotor should be discouraged.

Akalia:
Here it is I am serous Mehn, i'm so sincere.

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U go snap INTERNET MONEY

Perfect symptom of Ringworms. First, stop the cream you are using then mail me for the second perfect solution. I once experienced that

OBAGADAFFI:
The date on the Camera is wrong.

No that is an old video clip

Too panful

But do they open today? Or the event happened yesterday?

Make I still add as Warri pikin.
WARRI_PROVERBS
1. Na person wey never see problem dey use English dey pray.
2. Book wey no gree enter head go enta exam hall
3. Goat wen get mind follow lion go catch fish, make e know say weda dem catch fish or not, Lion food don set oh.
4.who naked no dey chuck hand for pocket...!
5. wetin concern dog wit family planning?..
6.Na determination dey make Okada overtake trailer for road.
7. This one good, this one good na em mad man take dey gather plenty load.
8.Pikin wey go strong go strong.... No be say until dem name am Samson.
9.Na over confidence make February no complete.
10. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am?..Naso hold up take dey start.
11.Head wey no wan think go carry load..
12. Hand wey stay long for pocket, know say nothing de that pocket.
13. Forget Trust If trust dey, Water nor for boil Fish.
16.No matter how lizard do press-up reach, e no fit get muscle pass crocodile .
17. E de clear pimple, e de clear pimple na so bleaching de start.
18. Feel at home, feel at home na eim dae make visitor spoil remote
19. Escort me, escort me naso slave trade take start.
20. It's a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
21. Christianity is free, but you must buy Bible
22. Person nor dey use shame chop winch o
23.Make I chop this guy money, Make I Chop this guy money. Na so ashawo take start oh.
24. You no need spoon and cutlery to chop slap.
25. Jollof Rice wey dey for bottom of pot 2day go dey for top of cooler 2moro.
26. The patient dog ... Nah hungry go kill am.
27. Na I go do am later na e make fowl no fly like other birds.
28. No food for lazy man no be for pesin wey em mama get restaurants.
29. Who dey hold landlord rentage no dey fry stew way curry dey.
30. I am covered by the blood of JESUS E no mean say make u no lock door sleep oooh
31.) Pastor wey dey pray for mad person no dey Close eye.
32.) I need pikin, I nepost ikin, na e make woman no wear pant sleep.
33.) I know too much, i know too much na e make SAN no fit recite National Anthem.
34.) This write up good, this write up good, na e make me (the writer) no come know how to count 1,2,3 again.
35.) The tin wey make egg strong for port nai make yam also soft for port
36.) Pikin way Say e mama no sleep, he self no go sleep.
37.) Sun 2 hot e nor mean say fowl go Lane boiled egg.
38.) Monkey smart monkey smart, nah because tree near tree
39.) Na run wey nor serious, Na in woman de hold breast.
40.) Na cooperation dey make rice full pot
41.) Cockroach wey say him sabi acrobatic dance where cocks are doing general meeting don waka kurukere waka
42.) Say Lion dey sick, no mean say him wit cat na mate.
43.) This burial rich, this burial rich, na e make to die hungry elders.
44.) Had it been, there is an atom of truth in tortoise, e for don kiss person.
45.) Na economy recession make teacher use ruler measure yam.
46.) Pikin wen wan chop party rice, e no dey fear dance!!!
47.) Say cat sabi swim no make am catfish.
48.) E go beta, e go beta, na e make camel still dey cari load.
49.) I no be your mate. na e make slippers get size
50.) This boy fine, this boy fine na so she open leg for 37 boys
51.) Fish wen scatter for soup still dey inside the soup.

partnerbizn5:
Choices differ.

spare him.

I KNOW HOW YOU LOOK I SWEAR.
That is why you are DEFENSIVE. Kpele ee , Doooo

Seconded. REFERENDUM LONG OVER-DUE

K

Dino has eventually come to the end of his political journey. Him and Saraki had the chance to UPGRADE the Political System but they refused and decided to chose the part of political comedy

Ahhh
Why did you not marry when daddy was in power? You would have witnessed the presence of almost all the Governors and even the President. Ahh! Am in severe pains right now

Elder0001:
But he donated 2.5billion to pdp some years back

Yes that 2.5 would earn him 5 billion.

gidgiddy:
Otedola is a rich man, but not rich enough to donate 5 billion to anyone.

K
You are on the right track. I said it when Dangote did it that it is practically IMPOSSIBLE for a NIGERIAN BILLIONAIRE, in his financial wisdom, to pull out 100 billion to CHARITY.
NO PROBLEM!
Always Northeast including Katsina