Guys what do you think?!

@poster
guy i dont think it is a good idea
fornication will be the order of the day if condom is preached in church.
Or are you a MUSLEM Brother?!
You neva share condoms, Choir members dey impregnate demsefs,
4get it.

Usiola, I suggest the guy should be arrested and charged for MURDER!
He has successfully SLAUGHTERED the QUEEN'S language!

@poster
welcome to Malaysia!
Spend your shit and getout!

Do a re-think b4 u embark on ur journey. Besides a malaysian girl?!
it is a kind of fishy!

ben~jay:

Ben strolls into NLD and gives everyone the Hawaiian good luck sign.

@Ben, i feel you
Hawaiian good luk sign to you too

SORRY that girl friend of urs that u so loved to have exempted must be a transgendered!
You need some STEROID for ur for BRAIN!
You just successfully announce yourself to the public as a GAY!
YOU enjoy BALLS 2 BALLS!
Y Not continue and stop bothering us here. Only sensitive males are allowed in here.
Or do you call that romance?!

smile ;d

love was blind, but civilization don give am glasses on top that the GUy dey carry hand lens everywhere it goes!
in summary love is OJU-IGO!

You are ripe for marriage as soon as you get a lady impregnated!

If she is not ready, puncture the gaddem rubber for a smooth ride to fatherdom
all the best which u success!

Guy you suck a bit! u should not even bring this matter to nairalanders for solution.
You are not a good refree! That's a gud foul for a RED CARD! say bye pls
i beg in JAH's name!

GUY! i think you stole this lyrics from the back of  younger brother (pry 6)  maths note.
u should try as much as possible to conceal this horrible secret of urs!  

That one na fatal crush o!
I suggest u bring her to me for deliverance b4 it gets out of hand. Then i would still be willing to help!
She'll 4get this HANDSOME cousin of yours!
, But then warn that COUSIN of yours SERIOUSLY!

Night romantic sms = Wet dreams

Dont tell me your mum didn't kiss you when u were a kid!
It is not that bad boy!
She is a LADY!
So brother just SMILE & WHISTLE!
The date will come!

That story is terrifying, I cud just call that a JAME'S BOND love!
You don't have to complain since you met him on the NET.
We all know a NET has so many holes. So just shut up! and drive.
He wont stop until he fills all the holes on NET.
Watchout!

I suppose it is very possible until my girlfriend says she misses me so much. I think alot! she would to say, actually she has broken up one month b4 she told me. Then i replied, Whao! what av u been waiting for, I just dont wanna be the first! I don tire for the tin too!
So cruel as the case may be I still believe in Distance Relationship
It is the real love, should it work out!
It takes trust and understanding!

There is nothing to be scared about! Especially when the friendship is a close one.
Listen up! "Immediately YOU embark on that project, you are no longer dating 2 friends, but Two gud enemies who so love themselves dearly to make you live longer than you expected.
Watch it! Your roof is on fire

100% trust why not?
Well i advise you put that into a relationship if and only if you are sure of your parachute! Parhaps u've got the best SHOCK ABSORBER!
Guys give it a try!

As for me, this christmas is going to be the worst i have ever had. It is sad i am celebrating the xmas alone without my family.
That is simply "christmas without you"