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Politics / Re: Nigerians Mob Peter Obi At Abuja Airport As He Poses For Selfies by Guiderlaurel: 9:19am On May 21, 2022 |
Reality3080: I had to force myself to laugh at your write up So boring |
Romance / Mike Tyson Offers $10million To Any Man That Will Marry His Daugther by Guiderlaurel: 6:15am On May 03, 2022 |
The Former Boxing Heavyweight, Mike Tyson seems to be upset that his daughter could not find a man in her life all these years and that she is still a virgin. Tyson has therefore offered a mouth watering amount of $10 million to any suitor who is ready and courageous to take his first daughter to the altar. Mike Tyson and daughter, Mitchell Tyson Although Tyson’s first daughter, Mitchell seems to have inherited some traits from her father, she is big, strong, charming, imposing with beautiful dark skin and weighs 150 pounds. 1 Like
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Politics / Re: Nigerian Engineers Repair The Damaged Section Of The Abuja-Kaduna Rail Track by Guiderlaurel: 6:20am On Apr 03, 2022 |
mrvitalis: You may be correct but don't be surprised that guy might have a B.Eng and not HND. I have a B.Eng and MSC. But I do the jobs of a technician. Instrumentation/Calibration specifically. Why because my brother work no dey. |
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Suspends Sale Of Rocket Engines To US: "Let Them Fly On Brooms" by Guiderlaurel: 9:41pm On Mar 03, 2022 |
Finishing ����� Philipmems: |
Politics / Re: FG Orders MDAs To Stop Using Gmail, Yahoo Mail For Official Communication by Guiderlaurel: 7:53am On Feb 17, 2022 |
dynicks: They are not his phones, they are phones of journalist recording his speech so they can use it for news reporting. 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Young Man Surprises His Dad With A Brand New Mercedes Benz SUV (video) by Guiderlaurel: 6:46pm On Feb 08, 2022 |
Person like my papa, go return the gift if you can't explain how the money take come. Na dat kind upbringing make me better person. |
Education / Re: Lecturer Smashes Student’s iPhone For Ringing During Class (Photos, Video) by Guiderlaurel: 9:51pm On Feb 06, 2022 |
Arysexy: Yes. She kick bucket last year |
Education / Re: Lecturer Smashes Student’s iPhone For Ringing During Class (Photos, Video) by Guiderlaurel: 9:50pm On Feb 06, 2022 |
vastolord4: You just made me laugh.. You made me remember Elele, Philo and all those mumu hall reps. � |
Celebrities / Re: Mabel Makun: I Had 3 Miscarriages With No Medical Explanation – AY's Wife by Guiderlaurel: 10:53pm On Jan 30, 2022 |
If it's sure why don't you use your 1million and play it and become damn RICH. 1tofya0: |
Celebrities / Re: Davido Lists The Assets He Plans To Acquire In 2022 (video) by Guiderlaurel: 3:29pm On Jan 27, 2022 |
timesup234: Sometimes I wonder if these men think we are fools. How much does he have self. Is he Dangote or Elumelu |
Properties / A Plot Of Land Available For Urgent Sale In Woji, Port Harcourt by Guiderlaurel: 11:10am On Sep 13, 2020 |
A plot of land available for urgent sale in Woji. Land is located in a serene environment and close. Just buy and built as its already fenced and gated. Location �Nvigwe Woji, Pprt Harcourt Price� ₦22million (Asking Price) FEATURES Dry Land Good Road Top Notch Security Stead Power Supply Already Fenced and gated Please call Laurel ☎08036321087 for more information and private viewing
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Properties / A Four Bedroom Duplex All En-suite In A Serene Estate In Port Harcourt For Sale by Guiderlaurel: 11:02am On Sep 13, 2020 |
A four bedroom duplex all en-suite in a serene estate environment with facilities. Steady light, tarred roads with drainage, Access Gate, Balcony, Boys Quarters, Fenced, Ample parking space, All Rooms Ensuite, Built, Guest Toilet. Location �Trinity Garden Estate, by Oilmill, Port Harcourt Price� ₦55million (Asking Price) FEATURES Boys Quarter Parking space up to 6 cars Dry Land Good Road Top Notch Security Stead Power Supply Already Fenced and gated All rooms ensuite Tarred Road Please call or WhatsApp Laurel ☎08036321087 for more information and private viewing.
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Sports / Re: Messi To Move To Manchester City Likely As Aguero Removes No 10 From Instagram by Guiderlaurel: 7:00pm On Aug 26, 2020 |
uunwanaobong3: It doesn't work that way. Real Madrid Galaticos never won the Champions league 3 Likes |
Politics / We Won't Accept Plans To Overthrow The Govt Through Any one Million Man Protest by Guiderlaurel: 2:25pm On Jul 19, 2020 |
The Nigerian Army department of communications has issued out a statement frowning at a planed attempt by some independent movement to schedule a one million man total protest and lock down of the country, with the aim of blocking the Aso Rock Villa for 90 days with no movement in and out. Major Balogun Adewale in a chat with Premium times, said the Nigerian Army will not accept any plan to topple the democratically elected government presently enjoyed by Nigerians |
Crime / Nigerian Policeman Kills Driver And Breaks Passenger Jaw In Edo State by Guiderlaurel: 12:40am On May 02, 2020 |
Yesterday Martins boarded a bus in Benin City. During the journey, the driver overtook a police vehicle and mistakenly hit the police vehicle in the process. The driver immediately stopped the vehicle and began to beg the policemen for his actions. Apparently his pleas fell on deaf ears, they resorted to punishing this driver and in the process, one of them went to the passenger part of the front seat to beat him further. He pointed his gun to the driver forcefully and in the process of pointing the gun, the policeman damaged Martins jaw. He was rushed to UBTH and is currently undergoing treatment. The driver was not so lucky as he is dead now from the gunshot of the police. We have seen the ruthlessness of our power drunk policemen again. Martins woke up to actualize his plans for the day but is now disfigured for life!. Moving forward just like the Eneka case, we have raised an online petition to the Inspector General of Police Mohammed Adamu and the speaker house of Representative Femi Gbajabiamila. Once again we expect justice ⚖️
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Crime / Re: Policeman Kills Female Police Officer In Port Harcourt During Market Raid by Guiderlaurel: 7:52pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
Nairaland please push the story to front page because SegaLink has already Retweeted my story in twitter or justice |
Crime / Policeman Kills Female Police Officer In Port Harcourt During Market Raid by Guiderlaurel: 7:13pm On Apr 23, 2020 |
When I say the Nigeria police needs orientation on handling arms people don't take it serious. Just happening today around 4pm today a female policewoman was gunned down at Eneka in Port Harcourt by Governor Wike task force team who came to chase people who were selling in a market. The female police officer who controls traffic at the market was shot down by a policeman. The female policewoman was begging on behalf of a shoe trader who was arrested by the policeman from the taskforce team. The policeman threatened to shot the trader if he doesn't stop resisting arrest. As he pointed the gun the trader dodged the bullet only for it to catch the female policewoman on her head. She left a 2year old child she just finished breastfeeding 30mins before she died. She normally leaves the child with her nanny at a shop at the Eneka first market junction.. SMH https://twitter.com/fufilledson/status/1253385027280416774?s=19
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Health / Re: How Rivers State Got Another Corona Virus Case by Guiderlaurel: 8:09pm On Apr 22, 2020 |
Thank God, the commissioner of health just confirmed my story |
Health / How Rivers State Got Another Corona Virus Case by Guiderlaurel: 4:13pm On Apr 22, 2020 |
A Twitter user at the @fuffiledson has revealed how the latest corona vorus in Rivers State happened. Read below Location; Mingi Hotel, Rumuomasi It's a old run-down half-star hotel that should be called a guest house instead. But it has 3 floors and over 30 rooms. A man (hotel manager) who looked after his sick Boss (Hotel Owner) who returned from Abuja in a room in the Hotel. The Boss later died (in the room) and his body was carried by this manager and 2 other Hotel Staff downstairs, transported in a public transport cab to UPTH morgue. It was never confirmed the Boss had it, until his wife from Abuja called to inform of the mysterious circumstances of her husband's death and her suspicion. The hotel Manager was tracked to his village, where he ran to hide, after he fell ill with fever, Catarrh and dry Cough (similar to his Boss) he got afraid enough to cooperate with NCDC Rivers State. He was tested last Saturday and his result came back positive and he is the new case. The Hotel Staffs, mortician and morgue attendant have all been tested while a search has been launched for the Cab-man. The number of people the Manager came in contact with are so many and scary. So is a 50/50 chance of more cases in Rivers State https://twitter.com/fufilledson/status/1252976279323803649?s=19
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Health / Popular American Pastor TD Jakes Might Have Contacted Deadly Corona Virus by Guiderlaurel: 3:45pm On Mar 26, 2020 |
Popular American pastor Thomas Dexter Jakes Sr., popularly known worldwide as T. D. Jakes might have tested positive to the deadly corona virus that is currently ravaging the world. A popular Twitter user @LaurelChinedu, stated this via his twitter handle with the inscription "OMG �� What is wrong with TD Jakes @BishopJakes that he wants to announce to the world and @CNN, hope he is not sick of #CoronavirusPandemicUSA #CoronavirusPandemic Apparently TD Jakes posted a picture on his verified Instagram handle with the inscription "About to share with the nation and beyond on @cnn Pray for me!!" More update to follow
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Nairaland / General / Get Free E Book by Guiderlaurel: 11:54am On Sep 30, 2019 |
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Politics / Police Brutalize A Lady In Akure by Guiderlaurel: 8:44am On Aug 29, 2019 |
In the video posted by a Twitter user @laurelchinedu, a lady can be seen crying due to pains and brutality she received from officers of the Nigerian Police Force in Akure. The officers brutalized her leaving her with massive injuries on her eyes.
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Education / Re: Madonna University Bans Tablets by Guiderlaurel: 11:34pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
Blueseed: I laugh in Chinese, life is by choice. See the way you put it you can't finish school and go back to school. I stay in port Harcourt Woji to be precise. If you stay in PH let's meet at Angel bar 4pm tomorrow, I come with my credentials and convocation brochure from MAU, And you could just then see my grade.. You think Madonna Engineers are regarded, is either you get a Masters or Professional course. As a born indigine of Eleme. A job slot was given to my family in 2010 due to our family land that was taken by Indorama during the construction of the new Fertilizer plant and it was to kick start in 2015 for HND holders only. As a sharp man, I and my cousins bought Nekede Evening form So that we won't miss such opportunity. And if you know nekede so well the evening form can give you a breather to work and attend school. Most of the top managers are BSC and Masters holders so it's quite difficult to grt a job there as bsc except your connection is strong because most of the management are afraid of you toppling them so they enjoy the bsc/ HND dichotomy. The journey was worthwhile as fast forward it has come and gone. I needed to work for only two years to set up a small calibration firm and render services to the same company who are on my land. Today they pay me to do a contract for them and not for me to work 7am to 5pm. For them. If I was a Dullard I won't have such brilliant ideas. Let me shock you again your father Edeh paid me and my colleagues handsomely to write a security proposal which he implemented at Elele during the bomb scare in Nigeria. So you see I'm not a disgrace as you think Next time don't conclude quickly... Or try to write someone's script. I'm not a disgrace to my parents. I bought her a second car on her 56th birthday on July 12th. Let me shock you once small I'm in 200l in NOUN studying information technology as a part time because of my love for it. Some people have four degrees. I have seen them. Mr Blueseed keep defending father Edeh because of peanut, the day that building will fall pray it doesn't kill anyone because you all will face parents wrath. Gracias bro!!!. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Madonna University Bans Tablets by Guiderlaurel: 11:08pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
I laugh in Chinese, life is by choice. See the way you put it you can't finish school and go back to school. I stay in port Harcourt Woji to be precise. If you stay in PH let's meet at Angel bar 4pm tomorrow, I come with my credentials and convocation brochure from MAU, And you could just then see my grade.. You think Madonna Engineers are regarded, is either you get a Masters or Professional course. As a born indigine of Eleme. A job slot was given to my family in 2010 due to our family land that was taken by Indorama during the construction of the new Fertilizer plant and it was to kick start in 2015 for HND holders only. As a sharp man, I and my cousins bought Nekede Evening form So that we won't miss such opportunity. And if you know nekede so well the evening form can give you a breather to work and attend school. Most of the top managers are BSC and Masters holders so it's quite difficult to grt a job there as bsc except your connection is strong because most of the management are afraid of you toppling them so they enjoy the bsc/ HND dichotomy. The journey was worthwhile as fast forward it has come and gone. I needed to work for only two years to set up a small calibration firm and render services to the same company who are on my land. Today they pay me to do a contract for them and not for me to work 7am to 5pm. For them. If I was a Dullard I won't have such brilliant ideas. Let me shock you again your father Edeh paid me and my colleagues handsomely to write a security proposal which he implemented at Elele during the bomb scare in Nigeria. So you see I'm not a disgrace as you think Next time don't conclude quickly... Or try to write someone's script. I'm not a disgrace to my parents. I bought her a second car on her 56th birthday on July 12th. Let me shock you once small I'm in 200l in NOUN studying information technology as a part time because of my love for it. Some people have four degrees. I have seen them. Gracias bro!!! 5 Likes 1 Share |
Education / Re: Madonna University Bans Tablets by Guiderlaurel: 10:26pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
phase1: My friend if I tell you I know where my certificate is then I'm lying. I don't need that cert. I went to Madonna because I was forced when I graduated, I handed the cert to my dad. Bought nekede poly form got admitted into Elect/Elect engineering and enjoyed what they called,school with practicals. I finished at the she of 31 and couldn't go for service , cos of age but who, service help. I collected my discharge cert and, today I have my own company am into pressure relief valve calibration. I do contrats for exxonmobil, total, egina and others. Nekede showed me the route to being an entrepreneur. I saw, students in nekede own businesses and feed and train themselves. I was moved and motivated. Something Madonna won't allow you do. Start business and you face heavy axe 5 Likes |
Education / Re: Madonna University Bans Tablets by Guiderlaurel: 9:10pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
rastaLivity: Sorry bro mistake, you didn't need to insult me when pointing out my mistake it shows I'm more matured than you except you haven't made mistakes in your life before 4 Likes |
Education / Re: Madonna University Bans Tablets by Guiderlaurel: 9:07pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
Blueseed: My friend shut up, renovate what, I finished from Madonna in 2009 and till now things are still the same cos I have people there 1. You need a piece of exercise book called exeat to be signed by some Ass hole people before you leave school. 2. If you don't come back when your allocated time elapses you pat 5,000 naira everyday. 3. In 2007 I had an appendix surgery and spent extra 12 days I paid 5k multiply by 12 days which was issued to me by Aunty philo. 4. We were all packed into a hostel called london hostel like refuge. 5. No commercial bank in the school only father edeh personnel financial institutions called mayfresh savings and loan. 5. Gay and lesbians everywhere cos there is a ban on interacting with the opposite-sex. Once is 6pm if you are caught standing with a female is one year suspension. 6. Mad people everywhere. The mad people are brought by family members who wants fr edeh to cure them as he runs a pilgrimage center like fr mbaka 7. No computerized system so missing script every time 8. No SUG because fr Edeh doesn't want any body or union to oppose his wicked act. 9. Parents will labour and pay school fees but the thief and crook called father edeh will gather students before blinded foreign dignitaries and tell them we are under scholarship and the innocent people will donate money. 10. Lecturers not qualified. No professor, he sometimes engages ex students and ND holders from his other school called osisatech Polytechnic into key positions. So many more... 2 Likes |
Education / Re: Madonna University Bans Tablets by Guiderlaurel: 9:04pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
bujebudanu1: Lol I can see so many Folks defending Madonna University right now. I don't need to be there right now, to know that an emergency Hall rep meeting has been held and all the hall reps have decided to flood nairaland create an account and counter what we is been exposed. Oh during the week when they will have jogging exercise is gonna be a long speech from Edeh about this trend Keep defending trash.. As a hall rep shey be I do see some ex hall rep loitering the street looking frustrated. Mazi is an example, Cornelius is another. What's my business I'm in my house sipping my beer. Come and beat me 4 Likes |
Education / Re: Madonna University Bans Tablets by Guiderlaurel: 8:59pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
Uglymind: My friend shut up, renovate what, I finished from Madonna in 2009 and till now things are still the same cos I have people there 1. You need a piece of exercise book called exeat to be signed by some Ass hole people before you leave school. 2. If you don't come back when your allocated time elapses you pat 5,000 naira everyday. 3. In 2007 I had an appendix surgery and spent extra 12 days I paid 5k multiply by 12 days which was issued to me by Aunty philo. 4. We were all packed into a hostel called london hostel like refuge. 5. No commercial bank in the school only father edeh personnel financial institutions called mayfresh savings and loan. 5. Gay and lesbians everywhere cos there is a ban on interacting with the opposite-sex. Once is 6pm if you are caught standing with a female is one year suspension. 6. Mad people everywhere. The mad people are brought by family members who wants fr edeh to cure them as he runs a pilgrimage center like fr mbaka 7. No computerized system so missing script every time 8. No SUG because fr Edeh doesn't want any body or union to oppose his wicked act. 9. Parents will labour and pay school fees but the thief and crook called father edeh will gather students before blinded foreign dignitaries and tell them we are under scholarship and the innocent people will donate money. 10. Lecturers not qualified. No professor, he sometimes engages ex students and ND holders from his other school called osisatech Polytechnic into key positions. So many more... |
Education / Re: Madonna University Bans Tablets by Guiderlaurel: 8:59pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
Blueseed: My friend shut up, renovate what, I finished from Madonna in 2009 and till now things are still the same cos I have people there 1. You need a piece of exercise book called exeat to be signed by some Ass hole people before you leave school. 2. If you don't come back when your allocated time elapses you pat 5,000 naira everyday. 3. In 2007 I had an appendix surgery and spent extra 12 days I paid 5k multiply by 12 days which was issued to me by Aunty philo. 4. We were all packed into a hostel called london hostel like refuge. 5. No commercial bank in the school only father edeh personnel financial institutions called mayfresh savings and loan. 5. Gay and lesbians everywhere cos there is a ban on interacting with the opposite-sex. Once is 6pm if you are caught standing with a female is one year suspension. 6. Mad people everywhere. The mad people are brought by family members who wants fr edeh to cure them as he runs a pilgrimage center like fr mbaka 7. No computerized system so missing script every time 8. No SUG because fr Edeh doesn't want any body or union to oppose his wicked act. 9. Parents will labour and pay school fees but the thief and crook called father edeh will gather students before blinded foreign dignitaries and tell them we are under scholarship and the innocent people will donate money. 10. Lecturers not qualified. No professor, he sometimes engages ex students and ND holders from his other school called osisatech Polytechnic into key positions. So many more... 1 Like |
Education / Re: Madonna University Bans Tablets by Guiderlaurel: 8:56pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
bujebudanu1: It seems you didn't understand. You finished, I finished and got my transcript to UK for Masters and so many of my set. But try to collect a transcript maybe as a year 1,2 or 3 students and see what will happen to you. You will be resisted and threatened with suspension 4 Likes |
Education / Re: Madonna University Bans Tablets by Guiderlaurel: 8:45pm On Dec 10, 2018 |
rastaLivity: My friend shut up, renovate what, I finished from Madonna in 2009 and till now things are still the same cos I have people there 1. You need a piece of exercise book called exeat to be signed by some Ass hole people before you leave school. 2. If you don't come back when your allocated time elapses you pat 5,000 naira everyday. 3. In 2007 I had an appendix surgery and spent extra 12 days I paid 5k multiply by 12 days which was issued to me by Aunty philo. 4. We were all packed into a hostel called london hostel like refuge. 5. No commercial bank in the school only father edeh personnel financial institutions called mayfresh savings and loan. 5. Gay and lesbians everywhere cos there is a ban on interacting with the opposite-sex. Once is 6pm if you are caught standing with a female is one year suspension. 6. Mad people everywhere. The mad people are brought by family members who wants fr edeh to cure them as he runs a pilgrimage center like fr mbaka 7. No computerized system so missing script every time 8. No SUG because fr Edeh doesn't want any body or union to oppose his wicked act. 9. Parents will labour and pay school fees but the thief and crook called father edeh will gather students before blinded foreign dignitaries and tell them we are under scholarship and the innocent people will donate money. 10. Lecturers not qualified. No professor, he sometimes engages ex students and ND holders from his other school called osisatech Polytechnic into key positions. So many more... 8 Likes 1 Share |
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