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TheTrueApostle:
so that chronic mansturbators like you won't come across them

You are sick and need to see the doctor.

TheTrueApostle:
Of the people... Yes!!! Any problems?

Nudes actually sent to me.

I don't work for CIA, so got nathing to hide
..

So why have nudes on your phone and requiring an app to hide them

Are you selling beans too

08062917365

And you are an apostle?

Hope he has sent IV to those bouncers at Quilox

Let;s have the numberf, I may be mable to help.

Sai Baba

Liar lier OP, this is inside the ibom Le Meridien Hotel

The angles at which the OP snapped the pictures are suspicious, he should put both on a flat table preferably a stool with one end touching. I smell mischief in the post

Chai, this E-money houseboy again

That's the IPOB president 2019, Fayose, you see your life

How, why, what and when; with all the margin on most items Jumia advertises..............maybe they need to reduce their overhead

All our slay queens will start patronizing the cosmetologist/surgeon that performed the uplift because it is damn cheap @N2.5M. I just hope she will not develop complications as happened to one lady in the UK a few years back.

Next time, do your background check properly. Here's the owner of the phone.

Explorers:
A dead body is found at the bottom of a multistory building.

It looks quite clear that the person has committed suicide by jumping off from one of the floors.

A detective comes, goes to the first floor and walks in the room facing the direction in which the body was found.

He opens the closed window of that room and flips a coin towards the floor.

He goes to the second floor and does the exact same thing till the last floor.

Then, when he climbs down, he tells the team that it is a murder, not suicide.



How did he know?

If the dead man committed suicide, one of the windows would have been open as he would not have closed the window while falling. The murderer closed back the window after throwing the deadman down from one of the floors.

The moment the Federal Government activated Operation Python II, most of the people who used to support you have gone completely silent. The Biafra Secret Service is nowhere to be seen. The Biafra National Guard threw away its uniform. Some of those boys who used to wave the Biafran flag and wear the Biafran cap have thrown them away too. One or two persons are still issuing statements on behalf of IPOB, but even those statements sound like they were issued from business centres.

^^^^ The above is what got me ROFLMAO

Explorers:
A lonely old man lived in a lonely old house in the suburbs of a city.

He never left his house for long.

It was a midsummer, a Friday when the mailman walked by the house and called the lonely old man.

There was no answer.

When he looked into the window, he saw that old man lying in a pool of blood.

When the policemen arrived, they found a newspaper from Tuesday, 2 bottles of warm milk and one cold bottle.

The next day, the killer was arrested.

Who was the killer, and how did the police figure this one out?

The newspaper man. Last delivery was Tuesday while the milkman had continued to supply milk oblivious of the man's death.

Describing Akwa Ibom as a state with a tradition of progressive activism, patriotism and development with strategic importance to the Federal government, Osinbajo said that provision has been made in the 2017 budget to support the project through the Nigerian Port Authority (NPA) to support Akwa Ibom state in the development of Ibaka Deep Sea Port.

@Bolded, Osinbajo no go kill pesin with laughter, some people are not going to like this.

Belonging to any cult or associating with them in Port-Harcourt is death sentence, I can bet this is unconnected with IPOBism, RIP fella

lekjons:
I use wallpaper changer app which automatically changes my wallpaper every 1min or when i locked my phone..

Ogbeni, go and charge your phone.

It is the police Insurance and the PSC and not the IGP, by default any force-man killed in the line of duty has his life insured. If this reform continues in the NPF and other forces, maybe more educated people will start looking at the jobs.

Slowly but assuredly, Governor Akinwunmi Ambode is steadily taking Lagos to where it ought to be. There is no week you check the state website that there is no news (that will positively impact lives). Kudos Ambode...............Itesiwaju Eko lo je wa logun.

Kayode or Fayose; whom between you two promised to commit suicide if Buhari returned from his medical leave?

A Guinean thief who didn’t imagine he’d be caught soon has congratulated the police for arresting him.

He felicitated the police while being interviewed after he was caught.

In a video that is going viral on social media, Boubacar Diallo, a student at a technical college in Mamou, Guinea, said he knew the gravity of his crime and acknowledged that he could be jailed.

Diallo and his accomplice freely admitted to stealing 50million Guinean francs (N2million) from a phone shop in the north-western city.



In the video, Diallo rallied support for the Police, saying more resources should be given to them.

Diallo said, “The national police head office should be congratulated. I also want to say that the police need equipment because it has well-trained officers. Serious.”

Diallo said he regretted his crime and would never go back to it again.

http://punchng.com/thief-congratulates-police-for-catching-him/

So as big as that settee (chair) is, she can only find the edge to sit on, SMH for some of these celeb antics. I hope we won't start seeing copycat pictures soon of this posture online

Why stand at the gate, is he the gateman?

Maybe they (Police) saw your Nairaland username (Robbin7g)