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I took †ђξ pinshure of †ђξ human fis but †ђξ pinshure disappeared on M̥γ̲̣̣̥ phone ni

Omi tan leyin eja. We wait while drama unfolds.

This senator must be one of those back benchers that we always see sleeping during sessions. He probably was not attentive and just said 'aye' from dreamland. This should serve as a lesson to other sleeping senators that are just earning fat seating allowances without a meaningful contribution to ongoing debates in the house.

Deeper Life tinz.

Armed government ROBBERS

Inova: MOD. Need some help here.
Nairaland keeps ignoring my attachments when submitting a post

Here's the pix you were trying to upload.

Why are you talking to yourself man

[quote author=BEDE.IKE]How do we locate DNA settings on HTC android pls[/quote]LMAO @DNA settings

mightykay: I need free browse of MTN and ETISALAT. help

You no know where their offices D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥

Adufaye: Friction

As in physic' Laws of Motion

bantonservices: Read the full story here http://www.it-wab.com/2013/07/woman-divorces-husband-for-having.html

Are you a learner ni

bin gbagbo: One day, three boys were walking over a bridge when they heard a guy yelling for help. It was President Goodluck JonaTHAN. He was drowning, and the three boys rescued him. He thanked them dearly and promised them whatever they wanted as a reward.

The first boy wanted 10,000000 naira,, so Goodluck gave him the money. The second boy wanted a Ferrari, so Goodluck gave the boy a Ferrari.

The third boy wanted a wheelchair, Goodluck apparently shocked asked , "Why do you want one of those, son, you're not handicapped. The boy replied, "I know i will be handicapped when my dad finds out whose life I saved."


merry xmas to all of una

Are you in China or Mongolia; 'Merry Xmas in June'

Come, no give bankers heart attack o, N200,000 kini?

aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ you not a local guy yourself with this your question? If she fits your ideal girl, go ahead and upgrade her to †ђξ next level. Even yÓur first lady was once a local girl and Ω̴̩̩̩̥αw challenges more polished persons.

Jennyamaka: Nice one.

hmmm

[quote author=Cyber_mugu]I knw dis must surely hit front page... So make i comment down..

3rd to comment[/quote]@CyberMugu, you must be a learner .Heal soon boy, the future awaits; Ngozi, make sure the stepmother gets her hand burned at any of your stations.

Sincere 9gerian: I'm not here to exchange abuses with you. I'm bigger that.

However, the FACT on this matter is that the contract for the Lagos-Ibadan road has been awarded and work has started on the road. The COST, design and scope of work are all KNOWN. Whereas for the Lagos-Abidjan road, we dont know either the cost, design or scope of work. No contract has been awarded, neither has any work commenced. What is in that report is ESTIMATE.

No matter the emotion or sentiments, I cannot compare KNOWN with unknown or estimates. When the contract for the Lagos-Abidjan is awarded, then we can compare the COST, design and scope of work.

By the way, the president does not determine the cost of road contracts. Every contract must through passes through the BPE, where certificate of no objection (certifying that due process was followed, cost reasonable,etc) must be issued before it comes to the table of the president. In addition, the NASS must approve the contract and appropriate funds for the project. In that NASS, their are ACN and CPC members who can easily oppose or atleast speak up against inflated contracts.

Anyway, I wish you luck in your burden of comparing apples with oranges

We aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ not learners and we certainly can read and do arithmetic. You should learn that you cannot justify every one of †ђξ cow dung being thrown as cake to †ђξ populace by your paymasters as you aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ trying here. Why don't you take a break from your laptop duties and examine your posts vis a vis common sense; you may never go back again.

^^ kenke seller

scipher: source?

Are you a learner

BizBloke: [color=#000033]No, it doesn't have GSM facility.

Kindly see the link I posted before your post. If you like that, we deal; if you don't, you provide another link for us.

Thanks.[/color]

Can you help identify a tablet with 1 GB ram, dual camera, HDMI cable port, GSM facility and portable keyboard and the total cost (shipping and commision inclusive).
BR
Gulfer

Hi,

I sort of like this tablet. http://www.aliexpress.com/item-img/10-2-1GB-RAM-4GB-24GB-HDD-Android-4-0-Allwinner-A10-1-2GHz-GPS-WIFI/884343112.html but i dont think it has GSM call capacity, cant find it on the product decription. Could you help check and give a feedback on how much in total I will pay plus shipping and commision if its got the GSM facility?

Where's the multimillion Naira worth of goods in this boutique SHOP now?

Add me to the list, I own a Bentley too.

A 60-year-old serving Police Inspector and member of a six-man police armed robbery gang was Thursday paraded by operatives of the 4 Brigade, Nigerian Army, in Benin.

The suspect, Inspector Nanagha Aduoumeni, attached to ‘A’ Department, Nigeria Police Force, Bayelsa State Command, was arrested on June 26, 2013, by troops of 222 Battalion on patrol at Orhoror Junction, along Bomadi Road in Delta State at about 2 am.

The Brigade Public Relations Officer, Capt. Roselyn Managbe, who addressed journalists on behalf of the Brigade Commander, Brig-Gen. Pat Akem on Thursday, said the suspect was caught blocking the road with woods, while other members of his gang who were armed, took cover in thick bush along the road.

“When they sighted the Nigerian Army Quick Response Group driving towards them, Inspector Nanagha tried to withdraw back into the bush, but he was caught while other members of his gang escaped into the creeks,” Capt. Managbe explained, adding that the suspect in his confessional statement revealed that members of his gang were all serving police personnel who indulge in robbery activities after their normal police duties.

“The suspect also confessed that Assistant Superintendent of Police (ASP) Okubopagha and Inspector Okoro of ‘B’ Department, Nigeria Police, are members of his gang.”

Items recovered from the robbery suspect include a Nigeria Police Identity Card and a Nokia Handset.

Inspector Aduoumeni who confirmed his involvement in a robbery operation, said he joined the Police Force May 1st, 1982 and that he was introduced to armed robbery by an ASP, claiming that he was caught in his first operation with the gang.

“I was arrested at Bomadi. I was caught the first day I joined. We were six in number. Others were in uniform but I was not. The ASP introduced me, they were with Police guns.

“We robbed only two vehicles. When we were about to go they gave me only N5,000.00. I don’t know how they collected the money,” Inspector Aduoumeni said.

Asked how he feels with his arrest, the suspect and father of two from Ayakoromo, Delta State, said, “I feel for my children and wife now that I have been arrested.

Among 16 other suspects arrested by the army for their involvement in various crimes were a five-man kidnap gang who abducted one Mrs. Ebi Leizou in Effurun, Delta State and dispossessed her of her Highlander SUV vehicle in addiotion to obtaining the sum of N500,000.00 and N850,000.00 from the victim and her family.

Several other oil theft suspects were also paraded by the Army, from whom several drums and jerrycans of illegally refined petroleum produts were seized.

Capt. Managbe said the suspects would be handed over to the appropriate authority for further action.
http://pmnewsnigeria.com/2013/07/11/60-year-old-cop-arrested-for-robbery/

Who asked ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ this prepared defense

Globalwalyy: OMG someone shud tell me dis is nt shooting am seeing

Na wah for you o, so you can see fired bullets? I hail oo

Jega just dug †ђξ retardeen's grave.

dani1luv: [size=14pt]LOOOOOOOL . .Fool[/size]

Mumuish

FTC; @ Op. is that your car?

She needs further deliverance from the spirit of make-up, flashy clothes and bling bling jewelry.