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Expect desperadoes to start porting to eligible African countries for their birth certificates, I trust my people

How many feet does she have, can whe wear two pairs at once? Vanity fair.

They for no put steering.

(This is what we call Ado-ide, native gourd or Ile tiro (traditional eye pencil receptacle) >:

My montero sport story, coming soon. Wonderful midsize SUV, I will buy it again if possible.

Technically, were the buses parked in LASG approved parking places. They may be unable to claim any damages due to this and I see it happening.

I cannot see Bance on the list now!!1

First step: Scan the car and post the codes generated.

Disgruntled Arsenal fans have stoked up the pressure on their under-fire manager Arsène Wenger by telling the club’s board it would be “inappropriate” to offer the Frenchman a new contract.
Wenger’s deal expires at the end of the season but having failed to win a trophy in the last eight years, the 63-year-old is facing more heat than ever before in his 17 years in north London.
Many of the grievances come from Wenger’s recruitment policy, with the young French forward Yaya Sanogo the only addition of the close season so far despite the board’s assurances the club had money to spend and could compete financially with the elite.

Arsenal’s French manager Arsene Wenger looks on during the match . Photo: AFP.
Fans called for investment throughout the disappointing 3-1 home loss to Aston Villa in
their Premier League opener on Saturday, with the Arsenal Supporters Trust (AST) saying contract talks for the manager must be put on hold.
“In recent weeks [chief executive] Ivan Gazidis has spoken of the club’s intent to offer Arsène Wenger a new contract. The AST believes this is inappropriate,” the group of more than 800 members, who own a handful of shares in the club, said in a statement on Sunday.
“There remain important questions about the way player identification, recruitment and remuneration processes are managed at Arsenal.
“The failings we highlighted in Arsène Wenger holding too much power have only been amplified in recent weeks. These must be addressed as a matter of urgency.”
Wenger, who has won three league titles and four FA Cups with Arsenal, told reporters after Saturday’s defeat that he and his team “work 24 hours a day” to try to identify new recruits and that they analyse “every single player in the world”.
Arsenal were heavily linked with the Argentina striker Gonzalo Higuaín before he moved to Napoli, the Brazil midfielder Luiz Gustavo, who went to VfL Wolfsburg, while Liverpool have so far rejected all advances for the Uruguay forward Luis Suárez.
ManchesterCity, Chelsea and Tottenham, who all have board members assisting on deals, have invested heavily, with the transfer window closing on 2 September.
“The fact that there is money available for squad strengthening is not disputed. The AST’s independent analysis suggests that the amount is somewhere between £70m to £100m,” the AST said.

India — A 28-year-old Nigerian has died while undergoing treatment at Inamdar Hospital, in India only a few minutes after a group of seven persons dropped him off at the hospital, then fled the scene.
According to PuneMirror, an Indian news portal, the man identified as Mbamara Chideara Festus, normally stays in Nigeria, but at the time of the incidence, he was in Mumbai.
A post-mortem conducted at Sassoon General Hospital, said Festus died of alcohol overdose after a party at Hotel Shalimar, Kondhwa.
After he fell unconscious, seven of his friends — five men and two women — dropped him off at the hospital and left immediately. He was declared dead minutes later.
A guard at the hospital noted down the registration number of the car and the Wanowrie police managed to track it down in Kondhwa.
A senior police inspector, B. D. Mohite, who is in charge of Wanowrie police station said: “As per primary information, Festus is from Mumbai, and originally from Nigeria. His friends are students in Mumbai, mostly from Nigeria as well.
They had all come to Pune on Friday to attend a party at Hotel Shalimar in Kondhwa. It looks like he may have drank beyond his limits and then faced its ill-effects.
“We established contact with his friends in Mumbai. They came to Pune in two separate cars at the invitation of one of their friends here. While partying, Festus suddenly collapsed.
“One of his friends, identified as Chukwuma took him to the hospital, along with six others. While treating him, doctors declared him dead. On hearing this, his friends panicked, thinking they might get into trouble with the police, especially since they did not have their passports with them. They left the hospital at once and got in touch with us only after they got back to Mumbai.”
Mohite further said that, as per the post-mortem report, Festus had no external or internal injuries. The report states that the details of the cause of death have been kept confidential.
“However, it is part of the investigation as to whether any other narcotic substances were used,” Mohite said.
Sunil Date, administrative officer, Inamdar Multispeciality Hospital said: “Around 3:15 am, around seven to eight people came in two cars. They took the patient to the casualties ward, then left in a hurry. He was in a very bad state. When doctors took him and checked his ECG, they found he was already dead.
“Our security guards chased the car and noted the registration number, which we then handed over to the police. Since the death occurred before we could treat him, we do not know the exact cause. We have already given the police CDs of our CCV footage to help them in their investigation.”

[quote author=mr_king]Mhen ... One would have to be careful especially with this new trend of voice and video recording!! That's †ђξ highest evidence anyone could use to nail someone!! No excuse! No fair hearing! If you're caught! You get sacked on †ђξ spot and possibly charge to court for Bribery!! Lols!![/quote]What happened to Facrook with †ђξ evidence against him

tellwisdom: Oh lala..Were the drivers drunk??

How many steering does a truck have, there is no wisdom in this question.

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PM me and we can start talking from there, if you are in Lagos; I may meet you up soon.

nne3870:

Came to the WEST to worship the King

dayborlar: Oga mi, na the gear ooo!

if it still moves, do a complete flush and repace †he filter. Use only valvoline or KIA ATF that are equivalents of SPIII.

dayborlar: I'm having challenges with my car. Pls if u are using Montero kindly signify.

I'm using one, what is the problem with yours?

Is he †ђξ cartoonist ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ Dauda †ђξ sexy guy too

As ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ ṁ̭̥̈̅̄ε̲̣̣̣̥, I don't know however if a supposed intelligent woman doea not want kids to which her intellect could be passed unto, I tell U̶̲̥̅ what; she's a dunce> >

And somewhere in †ђξ same clime, a young man has claimed he lasted more than anyone in the act of sex..

duni04: Abi! Now i feel like an idio.t for joining all those tribal fights on Nairaland.

Right you are that you ever joined in tribal e-war!

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Borrow her another N10000, she will pay you everything together. Odechukwu

jp philips: any japanese manufacturer is ok, no korea or european

word, try Falken tyres, been using mine ƒό̲̣̣̣̥r̶̲̥̅̊ two years plus Ω̴̩̩̩̥αw. Japan tyres aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ good.

Because she yellow she, imagine her black or brown. Anyways, se na she only go finish that fish fillet and chips

None of the above, because they are necessary evil to achieve balance in the world. I would eliminate BIN GBAGBO.

Looking for a wifey

It shall be well.

aro1: Some pple will still blame goodluck johnathan for dis. Hit like if u agree

mumu, hit Like if you agree with me

geeez:
We know your type. Golf club abi wheel spanner?

Do you know what a golf club looks like?

Do you know what types of clubs are used in the game of golf?

How many types of grips do you have?

Can you hold a golf club?

Even if you can, we will ship you and your golf bag back into the caves, dunes and valleys of your village if you don't live by our rules.

Kapish?

Abeg, leave these MFs, let them come with their golf Clubs, baseball bats aя̩̥̊ε̲̣̣̣̥ waiting to wedge their troublesome skulls. Na by force to stay in Lasgidi ni