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Sports / Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by GUNSLINGER: 6:54pm On Jan 16, 2013
Sam Milla: Ghana national footbal team to arrive in South Africa 10 days after the kick off.

Too much JOLLOF RICE and ALOMO BITTERS
Sports / Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by GUNSLINGER: 6:35pm On Jan 16, 2013
Goodluck Jonathan begged da referee to delay da match between da super chickens of Nigeria and the Black Stars for 5 minutes because most Nigerians are about switch on their GENERATORS. I pray this will NEPA happen again. grin grin grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2013 Jokes. Lets Share It. by GUNSLINGER: 6:16pm On Jan 16, 2013
The Super Chickens of Nigeria had withdrawn from da upcoming African cup because they have started laying eggs and the president Shyte-luck Jonathan said it is better for Nigerians to wait for the eggs to hatch new chickens who are strong enough for future tournaments since the old chickens are not strong anymore. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: My Man Has Pictures Of His Baby Mama In His House by GUNSLINGER: 2:50pm On Jan 16, 2013
bukatyne: Does your ppost make any sense to you? Would you take it as mere pictures if your gal hung pictures of her ex on her wall? I hate when men feel they are entitlrd to live by a different set of rules as ladies. Such will scream murder if their gals had the phone numbers or BB pins of their ex.

Get a grip of urself, its Jux a picture. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: My Man Has Pictures Of His Baby Mama In His House by GUNSLINGER: 9:59am On Jan 16, 2013
Melmo: I recently found out that my man has a son. So I surprised him and visited him at his home and I found pictures of his ex on his walls. He says its for his son so that when he comes to visit him he can have pictures of his mom around. How do I deal with this situation?

Jux pictures on a wall and u want da whole world to crumble cuz of diz. WHAT A NAGGING WIFE YOU WILL BE. grin grin grin
Romance / Re: My Man Has Pictures Of His Baby Mama In His House by GUNSLINGER: 9:54am On Jan 16, 2013
Lolaabokoku: u beta scramm!!! Let me share dis short story wid u; in 2010 i met a 29 yrs old guy, he's cute, brilliant infact he has all d quality evry lady wanted in a man, in a very short time we got along well wit eachoda.. One tin i noticed was that he rarely invites me to his house but when i insisted & threatened 2 break up with him so one day, he invited me 2 his place on getting there, he switched off the lights & we were able 2 see through the reflection of his television. It happened the second time but on my third visit, i never told him i was coming.. It was still afternoon, i knocked and entered straight then the lights were on i just looked straight at the wall & i saw a toddlers picture on the wall which looks exactly like him,, it was then i asked who the baby in the pic is, dat was when he confessed 2 me dat he had children... Not just 1 child, two children, he has 3 children but wants 2 remarry.. So my dear u can see how dangerous a man can be.. So i think he is still hiding somethings for u but if really u think u can go ahead with the relationship no problem but if not take 2 ur heels..

Ok ooo we are all impress wit ur SUPER STORY. grin grin
Travel / Re: Why Do Nigerian Embassies In The U.S Have Teribble Customer Service? by GUNSLINGER: 9:45am On Jan 16, 2013
Mr knowitall.:
i wanted to travel to Ghana, but my passport was expired. i called the Nigerian embassy in Atlanta and DC to renew my passport.

i was holding on the phone for like 40mins for Atlanta but no pick up in DC. The lady that picked up was rude as hell, she even hung up before i cold ask her a question. I wasted 60 dollars n the application but wen i called the Ghanian Embassy in Houston, the phone rang twice and to my surprise someone answered it. she was very nice and told me everything i needed to do oto get a isa. i went to their embassy, within 10 mins i was out of there with a visa.

Nigerian customer service is terrible

Sorry but our ANTS of Africa brothers n sisters r naturally loud.
Politics / Re: Fashola Denies Obtaining $15m From Export-import Bank by GUNSLINGER: 9:35am On Jan 16, 2013
ba7man: I watched this interview on TV and was impressed with his points. I wonder how GEJ would have answered those questions if he were in Fashola's shoes.

Not to mention dat his stupid jack sparrow hat dat he always wear during interview. One big n pathetic joke. Aisha Sesay will get u again. grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Fashola Denies Obtaining $15m From Export-import Bank by GUNSLINGER: 9:32am On Jan 16, 2013
kingingkinging: This is why I love this man. His intelligence is too glaring to be ignored.

God bless gov Fash.

R u in anyway indirectly insulting GEJ..... grin grin grin
Travel / Re: French Embassy In Lagos Sells Visas To The Highest Bidders? by GUNSLINGER: 1:38am On Jan 16, 2013
berrystunn: this is a big scam going on in all Shengen embassy and UK they collect visa fee from people without giving any service , who will ask them?? this is big scam, i have work for french before .........they don't even check the documents before they stamp a refuse your passport . [color=#006600][/color]

A Nigerian using da word SCAM on another person is a bit rich don't you think so. Hahaaaaa grin grin
Politics / Re: What Can Be Done To Curb Corruption In Nigeria? by GUNSLINGER: 10:39pm On Jan 15, 2013
Mr Kwame Peprah former Ghana's minister of finance and his deputy Victor Serlomey, were jailed in 2003 for 8 yrs for causing financial loss of $20 million to the state in a rice project. Whilst in Nsawam prison, Mr Serlomey complained that there were too many mosquitoes in his cell. grin grin grin grin..... His health deteriorated due to heart problems and in 2005 they were both granted reprieved. Mr. Serlomey died two months after his released.

Former member of parliament for Bawku central in Ghana Adamu Dramani Sakande who is serving a two years jail term, had been granted presidential pardon due to heart problems. In 2009 he was charged with perjury and election fraud.
Ghana might be a tiny country compared to the ANTS of Africa Nigeria but in Ghana they talk the talk and walk the walk but in Nigeria is all talk no Action. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: What Can Be Done To Curb Corruption In Nigeria? by GUNSLINGER: 8:12pm On Jan 15, 2013
kingingkinging: I want to respond not because you post story was reasonable but to make known your hidden agenda for writing this article.

1.Your two examples above are too shallow to make conclusion on any issue;
2.Ezogwu's coup was not totally successful has he was unable to achieve his aim, but such action in Ghana has a positive result Jerry Rawlings killed all the corrupt leaders and you can see Ghana today, a model country in Africa. Ghana is now a reference point of an ideal African setting.
3. Gen Buhari did not plan the 1983 coup and was not part of the coup but was invited to lead having discovered his good and faithful attitude in the Nigerian Army, a condition/ trait he displayed within the short period. He has a sheet, if not clean totally, that is better than others before and after him including the most corrupt of them GEJ-fuel susbsidy, pension, immigration,NNPC, etc.
4. You cannot do image laundry for GEJ, I voted for him so you are not in a better position to preach him to us. the truth is he is not cut out to lead. He is a faithful and good follower. He should support people who can lead. We are tired of people who are not really ready for leadership but got there by circumstance. Nigeria is a complex state and she needs a leader tah is intellectually capable of such.
5. It is only a dull person that will conclude that Nigeria is not utterly corrupt even the blind can feel it, we need serious minded person that will not be afraid of the Madueke's, Oteh's, Patience's,Faruoks, Otedola's, Ngozi's.
I therefore, put to you if a Ribadu as president or Buhari would not do better in fighting corruption. Pls be frank and objective.

Ghana style....... Execute dem all but we know its not going to happen cuz Nigerians are cowards. All talk no action. grin grin

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Politics / Re: What Can Be Done To Curb Corruption In Nigeria? by GUNSLINGER: 8:05pm On Jan 15, 2013
Executions......... J. J Rawlings way and u will see corruption will be on da low cuz black people we only learn when our backs is against the wall. grin grin grin

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Sports / Re: Nations Cup: It’s Trophy Or Nothing, Chief Mike Umeh's wish. by GUNSLINGER: 6:55pm On Jan 14, 2013
black_beau: And as usual,we will pray for them

God is not interested in football so please keep ur tongues to urself. grin grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Nations Cup: It’s Trophy Or Nothing, Chief Mike Umeh's wish. by GUNSLINGER: 6:48pm On Jan 14, 2013
Abrantie: From now on, anyone who dares to call this team "Super {the other bird}" will have to respond to me.

All da best SUPER FROGS...... grin grin grin grin grin grin
Sports / Black Stars 4- Tunisia 2 by GUNSLINGER: 7:59pm On Jan 13, 2013
It seems the senior national team of Ghana is leaving no stone unturn. grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Hadizatu Ahmed, Female Ruler In Northern Nigeria by GUNSLINGER: 8:21pm On Jan 12, 2013
tutu1: Pictures look like they came straight out of a museum, its a nice thing to have a female leader and strong culture but it surprises me to see so much poverty in a Nation that is blessed with resources , you almost think the pictures were taken in Sudan or Somalia

There are places in nigeria worse than some places in Sudan and Somalia. Don't be an ignorant P/R/I/C/K. grin grin
Politics / Re: Hadizatu Ahmed, Female Ruler In Northern Nigeria by GUNSLINGER: 8:18pm On Jan 12, 2013
Queen in a mud house? Enjoy grin
Crime / Re: Young Doctor Shot Dead In Lagos by GUNSLINGER: 1:07pm On Jan 12, 2013
~Bluetooth:

That is the evil of cultism.its a clique of senior men and field soldiers.if they want things to be done,they get it done no matter what it takes.The doctor may have been a bad boy when he was in school.Godknowsbest

Oi u stupid buffoon do you have any evidence to prove dat his death was due to cultism. You nigerians are always quick to judge. grin grin

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Crime / Re: Young Doctor Shot Dead In Lagos by GUNSLINGER: 12:55pm On Jan 12, 2013
God forsaken HELL hole of a country and you call dis heap of cow dung giants of Africa. grin grin
Health / Re: 10 Crazy Drugs You Dont Know(and Dont Want To Know) by GUNSLINGER: 1:19am On Jan 12, 2013
10 CRAZY DRUGS NIGERIANS DON'T KNOW


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Jokes Etc / Re: Nigerian States Gets New Slogan.... Enjoy by GUNSLINGER: 5:51pm On Jan 11, 2013
salam001: Anambra - light of the Nation

How many times do u see LIGHT in a week without using generator. grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Cannot Win The 2013 Nations Cup - Waidi Akanni by GUNSLINGER: 4:59pm On Jan 11, 2013
We all know ur SUPER PENGUINS ain't going nowhere. grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Cape Verde Friendly (0 - 0) On Wednesday January-9-2013 by GUNSLINGER: 12:17am On Jan 10, 2013
bboiabb:

ghana whipped them 1-0? 1-0 is a whipping? you are a joker

Well at least they won, what about ur super penguins grin grin grin
Fashion / Re: Genevieve Nnaji Models Aso Ebi Fashion From Her St. Genevieve Line by GUNSLINGER: 10:10pm On Jan 09, 2013
2bosun: Our women are too fat and people say there's no money in Naija wink

Zap.I.N.G. nigerians always complaining n nagging about everything, don't see nuttin gud in anytin, too jealous to complement someone's efforts, don't seems to agree on anytin, always luv to big themselves n inflate their ego in front other people wit nuttin to show for. You all hv got da energy to talk trash n down people but too coward to confront ur leaders who r turning ur country into a HELL HOLE. grin grin grin grin

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