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willi926:
The first one is called a sloth🦥, while the second is a snail. But u see that snail, it's more quicker than the sloth

It seems so,even most search engines are confused about which is slower.

These are their images ,what are their names and which is slower.

2 of 3 draws came through

NUEVA CHICAGO VS ALL BOTS
ADUANA STARS VS ASANTE KOTOKO
WYDAD FES VS KAC KENITRA

@seun LIVINGICONREBOR who I reported to you on twitter is constantly breaking rule 10 of nairaland and constantly trolling me on this forum and both your supermods and your mods seem not to care about it.
Well I will go on twitter tomorrow and troll nairaland.
Watch out for my trolling.

The Adaa Bendel boys takes on Plateau United at the Samuel Ogbemudia stadium in Benin City today in continuation of the Nigerian Premier league.
The Insurance boys got a goaless draw against warri wolves away last week and will be looking forward to get the maximum point in this one as there is still a slim chance of them getting a continental ticket.
My prediction is a straight win for my darling club Bendel insurance fc of Benin City.

DENMARK VS NORTH MACEDONIA HOME
WALES VS BOSNIA HERZEGOVINA HOME

Richtaiwo:
The UK man should also consider Nigeria’s average annual budget of about $45 billion in contrast to the UK’s roughly $1 trillion. Or does he expect Nigeria to devote its entire budget solely to recurrent expenditure?

Your work as a data boy is to repeat this statistics all the time on nairaland forum .
I hope you are still in your teen and don't do this work to take you to old age.

All 3 draws came through
Normal level win.

DEPORTIVO RIESTRA VS SAN LORENZO
GENERATION FOOT VS US GOREE
WALDAAN VS CASA SPORT

helinues:
Abi, I no dey understand oo

How are you expecting her to leave social media when she's already addicted to it.

I restricted my social media activities to only NL. I only read news on FB, Update my page and that's all. Other social media like Twitter, TikTok, Instagram, I don't know what they are doing there

Omo you need to go join twitter and get verified to start earning in dollars.
Once you can get enough impressions you don blow.

kiddaz:
Lol na very terrible experience guy... I still dey remember when dem dey dissect me as one of my smallie table my matter here omor, as I dey see the different responses na so my headache dey increase

Lol oga o.u too funny.

R2bees2:
You should thank your God if it's just nairaland and Twitter at least you both can have meaningful convos, but you see those ones shaking nyash on tiktok.. God forbid

Bro to bro those yansh shakers on tiktok I don't understand, must you shake yansh. The thing tire me

kiddaz:
Lol na now you sef dey reason wetin him talk

Lol e make sense

SpencerForbes:
Taking a wife from Nairaland is like buying a 'Follow-Come' I-pass-my-neighbor problem.

1. The Feminist Headquarters:
Half of them are 'Woke' feminists, and the other half are currently in training. If she knows you’re an active member, forget it. Any move you make, she’ll say, 'Is it that Red Pill thread you’re reading?' You can’t even exercise your 'Head of the House' rights without her accusing you of following 'Nairaland Mentors.'

2. You Are Official Content:
Omo, you are just one argument away from being 'Topic of the Day.' Small misunderstanding like this, you’ll just see a thread: 'My husband used his left hand to eat, should I leave him?' Next thing, you’re on the Front Page, and the 'Online In-laws' are already dissecting your life.

3. The 'Judas' Advice:
I trust my Nairaland people—they don't know what 'Peace' means. Their solution to everything is: 'Dump him!', 'He is a narcissist!', 'Bury the marriage!'. Even if you just forgot to buy bread, they will tell her your destiny is not safe with you.

Living with a Nairaland regular is like living with a secret reporter. Fear Women, but fear the ones on this forum even more! Proceed with your chest in your hands!

Great point clearly stated
Omo.

SpencerForbes:
If the lady I’m going to marry has been active on nairaland (if I’m ever going to), that’s a red flag 🚩

Lol what did nairaland do that made it a red flag.

Before you married your wife,she was active on various social media platforms like nairaland, twitter ,telegram and the likes.
Now that you have married her ,you now want her to be non active on those social media platforms and concentrate on the home.
Oga,you are holding the lions tail and you are on your own

ThePureDiamond:
I do hope you would respond nicely, because it would make my day. My mental health is in a bad state presently.

A kind and encouraging response would be appreciated, sir guobe.

I passed your message to him before a did a reminder now.

Here you go

Flangelo12:
Maybe you should find out how much tax average earner pays per month.

I just checked it for you

CodeTemplar:
Anytime the govt prevents you from paying the fair cost and makes the cost below open market price, there is subsidy. OP is 100% spot on.

To make an item affordable for the citizens makes it subsidised.
Thanks.

Lifestone:
I didn't see subsidy in all that you posted above.

I thought in secondary school we were all taught synonyms.
Some of the words for subsidy are support,decrease,etc

The UK Government cares about its citizens and makes sure things are affordable for them by subsidising it.
From health care to transportation and childcare all have subsidies.
Even our Japa gang are benefiting from it as they tell you their kids don't pay school fees.
I did a little search engine check to find out what the UK 🇬🇧 Government subsidises.

Pootle:
told her yesterday and her response was sweeter than the reply with a kiss planted on my forehead

Wow sweet American love.

Love800:
Yea.

Nice one.

I appreciate.

You are welcome

Full-time Nasarawa United 4 Rivers united 1

Declan Rice is optimistic Arsenal will bounce back despite losing two nil to Manchester City in the EFL Cup final yesterday.

The match takes place today in continuation of the Nigerian Premier league with both clubs having a high chance of winning the league which is currently being led by Rangers International of Enugu.
Rivers united managed by ex Nigerian International Finidi George have bottled their lead on the league table amazingly despite at one time leading comfortably with games in hand.
Fifth placed Nasarawa United have not been doing badly too this season and a win today will push them further in the league echelon.
My prediction for this match is a straight win for Nasarawa United.

Verbtips:
emi lokan 😂😂😂

Lol

ALGERIAS VS GIMNASTIC
NOVARA VS ALCIONE MILANO
BRAGA VS PORTO