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RomanceAfrican Tradition Is Funny Sha,wife Will Cheat On Husband And The Husband Will D by guobe(op): 9:29pm On Sep 25, 2025
African tradition looks weird when you hear about it most times. That the cheating wife will be alive while the husband dies.
It just doesn't add up and I really do not know the historical perspective to it.
Some say it is because the man knows she has cheated,how will the man know when he did not place a CCTV camera on the wife.

SportsThis Soccer Club Is The Number One Bookies Babe. by guobe(op): 9:38am On Sep 25, 2025
There is nothing anybody can tell me ,that AZ Alkmaar of Netherlands is the number one bookies babe the bookies use to cut tickets.
If you have them in your ticket and you want to hit millions just forget it as they will cut it.
The bookies do have other side cheeks like Feberbahce in Turkey, Qarabag in Azerbaijan and Farencvaros in Hungary etc.
The main hottest babe of the bookies is certainly AZ Alkmaar.

SportsRe: Aviator And Virtual Experience by guobe(op): 9:26am On Sep 24, 2025
Sapeleboy911:
Lol even with my vast experience with sports betting, I don't know how to play virtual or Aviator. This thing ruined the life of my former boss's younger brother to this day. That guy used the money for his flight ticket to Canada to bet on virtual. And that was after duping his brother's business partner of over 1M which he still squandered betting on virtual. At 30+ no house, wife, kids, live in people's uncompleted buildings or betting centres. His family has given up on him.
Virtual game is try your luck, it's a no go area and not recommendable.
SportsAviator And Virtual Experience by guobe(op): 7:57am On Sep 24, 2025
This really got me cracking and I think people into it can relate, lol

RomanceRe: For People That Went To Akara School, This is How To Use Comma by guobe(op): 4:58pm On Sep 23, 2025
Houseofglam7:
Poor grandma 🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol
RomanceRe: For People That Went To Akara School, This is How To Use Comma by guobe(op): 11:15am On Sep 23, 2025
Houseofglam7:
And grandma lived to tell the story 😂🤣😂
Otherwise grandma would have been eaten raw 😆
RomanceRe: For People That Went To Akara School, This is How To Use Comma by guobe(op): 11:12am On Sep 23, 2025
Houseofglam7:
We must eat,grandma.
We must eat grandma
A comma saving lives since 12BC
Lol, I got what you did there.
Nice one.
RomanceRe: For People That Went To Akara School, This is How To Use Comma by guobe(op): 10:18am On Sep 23, 2025
Sonnobax15:
lipsrsealed
Akara school that year cha cheesy

My slate was the biggest back then in my class...And I was the only pupil with a different school uniform in the whole school too........

The unforgettable part was that after closing,there was this particular mistress whom we always queued behind and she would drop each and every pupil at his/her home first before leaving for hers cheesy. I saw her last year and she still recognized me after over 28 years cheesy

May God bless every teacher out there..
May God bless them as they are unsung heroes.
RomanceRe: For People That Went To Akara School, This is How To Use Comma by guobe(op): 10:09am On Sep 23, 2025
Hisroyalbadmeat:
Very educative, this should be on the front page, Make una push am go front page abeg,Wata Bam Bam
Most teachers didn't teach their students how to make use of comma ,maybe they didn't know it's usage.
RomanceFor People That Went To Akara School, This is How To Use Comma by guobe(op): 10:02am On Sep 23, 2025
If your school aunty's didn't teach you how to make use of comma at school, go through this and be updated.lol.

CrimeMan Confesses To Stealing Documents Of Properties Of His Late Uncle by guobe(op): 8:44pm On Sep 22, 2025
The uncle of this particular man died a couple of years ago.
The uncle was a very wealthy man with alot of properties.
When the uncle died,most of his documents were stolen and the family of the uncle had a family meeting to know who took these documents.
No one agreed to have taken these documents, so the family said they will go African traditional and lay a curse on the person that stole these documents.
To cut the long story short, this particular guy just confessed he stole the documents as he has been battling a critical illness for quite sometime now.
This is someone from a well brought up home as his parents are well to do.
If your hands are dirty,don't expect to escape the hammer of the devil.
Food for thought.
HealthDevil Beans Usage Was Rampant In Schools Then by guobe(op): 10:01am On Sep 22, 2025
Back in the days in my secondary school, kids do make use of devil beans to retaliate to people they are angry 😠 at .
They will just put the devil 😈 beans very early in the morning at the seat of the person they are angry at .
When the person comes and sits on where the devil beans is placed,the person will now start feeling itchy all over the body.
This do make other kids in the class to laugh uncontrollably.
Kids en.

RomanceRe: One Of The Best Tips To Make A Girl You Are Dating � To Always Have You At Hear by guobe(op): 9:11am On Sep 22, 2025
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RomanceRe: One Of The Best Tips To Make A Girl You Are Dating � To Always Have You At Hear by guobe(op): 9:07am On Sep 22, 2025
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RomanceRe: One Of The Best Tips To Make A Girl You Are Dating � To Always Have You At Hear by guobe(op): 9:00am On Sep 22, 2025
Kobojunkie:
What you describe is referred to as love bombing, a manipulation tactic which men who can't ordinarily get the woman they want use in luring and keeping women attached to them until they are finally able to trap her by way of marriage or a baby. Or until they find their next victim. sad

That this is your go-to tactic in keeping a woman by your side speaks volumes about the kind of person you really are. undecided
A round of applause for you ,non love bomber.
It doesn't show the type of person you are .
You are really an award winner for non love bombing 💣
You will be alright.
RomanceRe: One Of The Best Tips To Make A Girl You Are Dating � To Always Have You At Hear by guobe(op): 8:44pm On Sep 21, 2025
Peacecore:
That can work in the west but in Africa especially Nigeria; my friend, just send her money, buy her gifts (including edibles), chop her kpekvz over and over again in a rough manner, and you'll live rent free in her brain.
Ah lol
SportsRe: Liverpool Vs Everton Likely Shock Draw by guobe(op): 11:39am On Sep 20, 2025
yinkeys:
For me , guessing would be
Liverpool 2 - 0 Everton grin
Fingers crossed 🤙
It could be tough because Everton players were possibly relaxing when Liverpool were playing UCL
Goodluck
Yes the rigours of the champions league may affect them.
The players will be fatigued and they may not even use their full squad.
SportsRe: Liverpool Vs Everton Likely Shock Draw by guobe(op): 11:32am On Sep 20, 2025
yinkeys:
It’s a 1X game & under 4.5
Liverpool could score a late winner like they’ve been doing all season
I am going for an outright draw match,fingers crossed.
SportsLiverpool Vs Everton Likely Shock Draw by guobe(op): 11:27am On Sep 20, 2025
Liverpool will be hosting Everton today in a Merseyside Derby and I am tipping the match to end in a draw all things being equal.
Liverpool have been getting late wins of late and they will finally settle for a draw in this one according to my scanning radar.
Fingers crossed.
RomanceRe: One Of The Best Tips To Make A Girl You Are Dating � To Always Have You At Hear by guobe(op): 8:21am On Sep 20, 2025
NurseSnowToYou:
Although I'm sure all of this well intentioned, personally I'd say if any of this impresses you you're either a teenager, someone without dating experiences or your standards are distressingly low lol.

There's nothing wrong with doing those things and some of them are really sweet and tender suggestions but that's like bare minimum stuff for any man with standards and self assurance. Are you a younger guy? Do you see this as having "game" where you live and does it work in a positive way with the ladies in your area? Just curious, appreciate your response 😊.
I want to learn from you and know what can sweep a lady off her feet as you said this is not enough.
Yes maturity makes most people to nolonger feel how they use to feel when they were much younger and also the rigours of the economy of a country too.
For example in Africa if you gift a girl a flower, she won't really appreciate it except it is a cash transfer compared to ladies from other continents.
So romance differs from people to people as what one may see as unromantic may be a blow off to another one.
So what's your take on it.
HealthRe: Have You Ever In Your Life Trimmed The Hair In Your Nose? by guobe(op): 9:12am On Sep 19, 2025
RealityKings1:
I use to cut a blade in half and dedicate upto 1 hour shaving it gently. Any mistakes is always painful. I had no idea there is a clipper to work the magic 😯
A clipper dedicated to it is available.
HealthRe: Have You Ever In Your Life Trimmed The Hair In Your Nose? by guobe(op): 7:49am On Sep 19, 2025
Myrepublic:
I have a small scissors for it.. And sometimes I use my shaving clipper. You are not supposed to remove everything, because it serves as a filter ,for dust and some other things that might wanna enter directly into your nostrils..
Ok lovely.
HealthRe: Have You Ever In Your Life Trimmed The Hair In Your Nose? by guobe(op): 7:16am On Sep 19, 2025
olaolaking:
I frequently pull it out with hands. Seun complete it
Lol true, pulling out with the hand is what most people do.
HealthHave You Ever In Your Life Trimmed The Hair In Your Nose? by guobe(op): 8:08pm On Sep 18, 2025
I feel 90 percent of people have never in their life trimmed the hair inside their nostrils.
Once they are through having a nice haircut, then they are good to go without trimming the hair in their nostrils.
The nostrils actually has its own type of clipper and one has to have his personal clipper for hygienic purposes.

SportsThe Dark Reality Of Nigerian Sports People Are Not Talking About. by guobe(op): 9:46am On Sep 18, 2025
Oh the super Falcons of Nigeria won the women's African championship in Africa 🌍 and each member given 100,000 dollars and Nigerians are happy by this feat.
The reality is that more than 95 percent of the team ply their trade in foreign land.
The local scene is in decadence as the people in charge do not have modern equipment that their foreign counterparts have abroad thereby depending on already made Nigerian athletes based abroad.
While other African countries like south Africa are having more sophisticated facilities and equipment to train their athletes, Nigeria has only one CAF recognised stadium which is in AkwaIbom.
So called giant of Africa.
RomanceRe: A Thread Of Basic Maths Knowledge For Mummy's And Daddy's by guobe(op): 9:17am On Sep 18, 2025
Basic knowledge of HCF is also very important for the kids

RomanceRe: A Thread Of Basic Maths Knowledge For Mummy's And Daddy's by guobe(op):
LCM knowledge is very important in knowing your basic maths so kids should be properly taught how to calculate their LCM.

SportsRe: Nigeria Premier Football League (NPFL) 2025/2026 Season by guobe: 5:48pm On Sep 17, 2025
robosky02:
Formerly the home team must win

An away team that mistakenly wins will be sure to receive beating of thier life


Now eyimba can go away and win and walk away
Ok ,positive in that aspect.
SportsRe: Nigeria Premier Football League (NPFL) 2025/2026 Season by guobe: 2:50pm On Sep 17, 2025
robosky02:
League is getting better
What are they doing differently now?
RomanceOne Of The Best Tips To Make A Girl You Are Dating � To Always Have You At Hear by guobe(op): 11:34am On Sep 17, 2025
Little things can make the female folks to keep liking you and will always want to cling to you that alot of guys ignore while dating.
Though the economy is harsh but doing these occasionally won't be a bad idea.
From early morning sweet blissful romantic texts of how you have never in your life seen such a beautiful goddess to a late night text of how you will use a duvet to cover her and sing a lullaby song to her and watch her close her eyes gently to sleep 😴.
It won't also be a bad idea to ask her if she has provision at home and you won't mind if you get some for her.
With some of these hints she will be like is this love is this love that I am feeling. Lol.
RomanceRe: A Thread Of Basic Maths Knowledge For Mummy's And Daddy's by guobe(op): 7:04am On Sep 17, 2025
Division of fractions is also very important basic maths and should be taught to the kids.

SportsRe: Nigeria Premier Football League (NPFL) 2025/2026 Season by guobe: 6:55am On Sep 17, 2025
robosky02:
Week 4 results



NPFL match day results

Abia Warriors - Katsina Utd 1:0
Bayelsa United - Enyimba 0:2
Kano Pillars - Rangers Int'l 1:0
Kun Khalifa - El Kanemi 3:1
Nasarawa - Wikki Tourist 1:0
Plateau United - Remo Stars 2:0
Rivers United - Shooting 1:0
Warri Wolves - Kwara 0:0
Ikorodu City - Barau 2:0
Nice one.An away win for Enyimba in Bayelsa

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