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Sports › Cole Palmer Not Here To Make Excuses by guobe(op): 12:34pm On Feb 08
After banging a hattrick, Cole Palmer is aiming for more without excuses

Romance › Re: What Should I Buy For My Woman This Coming Val ? by guobe: 12:51am On Feb 07
@seun Despite reporting to you on twitter and I did just exactly what you said I should do by reporting to the supermods,this troll LIVINGICONREBOR who has been trolling me for the past one year unabated on your forum has gone hay wire because the forum is now turning into a lawless one because you don't care what takes place in the forum.
Cc seun
Cc Dominique
Sports › Bendel Insurance Fc Vs Enyimba Fc by guobe(op): 5:54pm On Feb 06
In continuation of the Nigerian Premier league, Bendel insurance fc takes on Enyimba fc tomorrow at the Samuel Ogbemudia stadium.
The match promises to be a cracker with the Adaa Bendel boys taking on the people's Elephant who are in dire need of points as they battle to avoid the drop.
It's almost like an Eastern brother affair as majority of Bendel insurance players are from the Eastern part of Nigeria.
Wishing my darling team Bendel insurance fc all the best in this very encounter.

Romance › Re: Just For Fun.funny Stuff To Laugh by guobe(op): 9:20pm On Feb 03
Verbtips:
Lol,our biology teacher said we should go and memorize botanical names of organisms.
That's how we became Chinese 😂
Lol botanical names were not easy to memorise then.
Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 6:19pm On Feb 03
kot1917:
Y


Greetings boss,it being awhile
Happy new year Sir.
Happy new year to you too.
Thanks.
Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 9:45am On Feb 03
MarketDispatch:
You and Sugar Daddies will be competing for the same woman..
Hahaha 😆
Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 9:16am On Feb 03
Mcslize:
That thing that always appear unequal and make ladies look shapeless with tiny bow legs?
Lol most ladies don't see it like that as they feel it gives them shape and makes them attractive.
Romance › Re: Just For Fun.funny Stuff To Laugh by guobe(op): 11:41am On Feb 02
sholikay:
😁😁 I remember in primary school,I think primary 5, we were asked to mention sources of water, others were mentioning tap water,rain water etc, a girl stood up and said gutter water....
Omo, see laughing 😀😀....
Since then we nicknamed her gutter water,until our class teacher scolded us for that..
Lol very funny 😁 also remembered a classmate who said thief don thief thief thing lol we also nicknamed him that too lol
Sports › Here We Go Jeremy Jacquet To Liverpool by guobe(op): 11:07am On Feb 02
Deal done for Jeremy regarded as the best centre back in the world.
Personal terms agreed with Liverpool.

Romance › Re: Just For Fun.funny Stuff To Laugh by guobe(op): 10:16am On Feb 02
Bigsin:
What the?
Hegehehehehehe
So so funny. Alot of stuffs like this.
Romance › Just For Fun.funny Stuff To Laugh by guobe(op): 9:30am On Feb 02
Adulthood is real scam as adults rarely have time for themselves to crack jokes and just have fun.
With alot of bills to pay like rentage ,school fees for kids,electricity bills etc etc, adult men and women are not smiling.
As kids,all we knew then was crack jokes even when the teacher was teaching in class especially those backbenchers students and you will see the full students in class bursting into laughter.
An occurrence then in secondary school was when a kid was to be punished for noise making and he was brought out to the front of the class.
The teacher now told him to turn his back so that he will be flogged as he was putting on a short nicker.
As the kid turned back ,lo and behold the short nicker was thorn at the back and the full class erupted in laughter 😃 lol.
Share your funny childhood experiences just for laughs.
Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 8:35pm On Feb 01
EarthKing:
You think girls are doing it for men? They are on a competitive spree with themselves. Fake lashes, finger, camel toe, fake hair, etc. You think it's for men? They just want to outdo each other... Most men don't care about all this things. We are just looking for where to c*m in peace, and up we move. grin
Lol very funny bit true
Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 7:06pm On Feb 01
Freshandfitpod:
I don't care as long as it is soft and it's wiggles all she has to do is to make it bounce.....
Ah o boy o lol na bouncing ball.
Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 7:00pm On Feb 01
Wealthyonos:
The yansh na water water yansh, no biscuit (brisket) bone
Lol for real
Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 11:59am On Feb 01
KingDashx:
Natural is better.
Then why do most girls now like doing it
Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 11:58am On Feb 01
Wealthyonos:
I'm only proud of how much I am able to save in my account, not the amount of flesh in another person's buttocks.
Lol bad guy
Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 11:58am On Feb 01
Bahamas95:
Oga nothing would enhance my sexual feeling to someone who did BBL, immediately I find out I would lose interest immediately.

The sight of the obvious ones alone disgust me.
Hmmm OK noted.
Romance › Re: As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 10:01am On Feb 01
Bahamas95:
Never!


Nothing beats natural, even if it's small I prefer it to the fake big one.
What if the BBL enhances sexual feeling.
Romance › As A Guy Are You Proud To Have Girlfriend Or A Wife Who Did BBL by guobe(op): 8:12am On Feb 01
Yesterday evening when I went to get some groceries at a mall,still waiting in my vehicle, a guy drove in with a lady and they both alighted from their vehicle.

They walked into the mall and boy o mine the lady's behind was the cynosure of everyone at the scene .
Her bossom was massive and was just waving as if it was controlled by the wind.

What came to my mind was that this must be a BBL working.

A popular married celebrity in Nigeria had a BBL done recently causing a sort of uproar.
As a guy will you encourage your babe or wife to have BBL.

Health › Re: Body Warning Signs by guobe(op): 7:58am On Feb 01
jessicahanlo:
Lol this one is half-true, half-myth abeg.

Some body warning signs are real, like constant fatigue, unexplained weight loss, chest pain, persistent headaches, etc. Those ones no be joke at all and doctor must check am.

But the problem with posts like this is that they make everything look like one symptom = one disease. Body no be calculator like that. One sign fit mean many things, and sometimes na just stress, lack of sleep, bad food or anxiety.

So yes, listen to your body, but no use WhatsApp broadcast diagnose yourself. If something dey worry you consistently, hospital is still the best option. Google and forwarded messages have killed more peace of mind than sickness.

My own 2 kobo.
Nice one noted but I feel the truth is not far from those body warnings too.
Health › Re: Body Warning Signs by guobe(op): 9:06pm On Jan 29
Amarachibaby:
Remedy for no 11
Any idea🤔

Health › Re: Body Warning Signs by guobe(op): 9:04pm On Jan 29
U
Amarachibaby:
Remedy for no 11
Any idea🤔
Meta AI to the rescue

Romance › Re: Solve This Puzzle From This Beautiful Lady by guobe(op): 9:15am On Jan 29
Samueltemi337:
The answer to the puzzle is 65
55 + 10 + 0 = 65
Correct
Romance › Re: Solve This Puzzle From This Beautiful Lady by guobe(op): 9:15am On Jan 29
SpencerForbes:
The bread is 55
The egg is 20
The slice is 0

Equ (2)
1/2 x 20 (egg) = 10

From equ (1)+(2)

55+10+0 = 65

So the answer is 65
Spot on,correct.
Health › Body Warning Signs by guobe(op): 9:06am On Jan 29
Sent to me by someone ,do you agree to it.

Sports › Re: Chelsea Coach Liam Rosenior Says Cole Palmer is Untouchable by guobe(op): 3:32pm On Jan 28
MightySparrow:
Cold Palmer, the son of palm wine tapper from Anambra. The cold sensation of London.

The destroyer of PSG. The smasher of Gbeselona. The undertaker of Man United and Man City. The ijaya of Arsenal.

Ọmọ ologo.
No deal.
Slayer of all clubs globally. Ice cold
Sports › Chelsea Coach Liam Rosenior Says Cole Palmer is Untouchable by guobe(op):
The gaffer has spoken, Cole Palmer is not for sale.
Clubs showing interest should cool off.

Sports › Re: Nasarawa United Vs Enyimba Of Aba by guobe(op): 6:46am On Jan 28
@Dominique nairaland mods let's take this to front page
The Nigerian league deserves our support in our little ways
Sports › Nasarawa United Vs Enyimba Of Aba by guobe(op): 6:40am On Jan 28
The Nigerian Premier league continues this midweek with alot of matches taking place and in one of the matches, Nasarawa United takes on two time African club champions, nzogbu nzogbu Enyimba of Aba who are currently fighting relegation in the Nigerian Premier league.
General manager of Enyimba kanu Nwankwo who is an ex Nigerian international is not having it easy with the Aba boys Enyimba.
For Nasarawa United,they are flying high this season and even got an away win at Abia Warriors in their last fixture.
It promises to be a cracker.

Autos › Re: Foreign Used 2022 Toyota Camry (kaduna) by guobe: 5:49pm On Jan 26
Osiris12:
We go gather use this car ni o. Guobe, abeg help me with your draw soup games na
Lol no shaking,on it,we gather dey
Sports › Re: Any Venture That Involves You Earning Money ,just Know There Is No Certainty by guobe(op): 2:12pm On Jan 26
RealityKings1:
First man to leave sure oddsand become a motivational speaker grin
LOL 😆 BETTER MOTIGBATIONAL SPEAKER
Sports › Any Venture That Involves You Earning Money ,just Know There Is No Certainty by guobe(op):
Money is the root of all evil and you are chasing the root of all evil,just know that you may get your own stem broken before you get to the root of the money.
Alot of people have gone into the transportation business, bought trailers and lorries so that they can earn money from it but ended up losing millions of naira and got blood pressure sickness as take away from this business they ventured into.
Some went into farming especially poultry spending millions on it and in just one night all poultry birds worth millions of naira is gone and you see a full grown man crying like a baby.
Alot of people are also into earning from predicting sports matches,that one you can be wrecked in less than a day if you are not careful.
Despite the gloom painted so far,some people still strive in all these ventures as they are masters of risk management and can see what alot of people cannot see and it stands them out.
In summary, man know thyself.

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