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Sports / Re: Naija Messi: Little Boy Replicates Lionel Messi's Hard Bottle Trickshot(pics) by guruxxy(m): 5:23pm On Feb 18, 2019
Effiongdbest:
Nigerians have looked back this past 4 years and what we have seen is only total darkness and misery. Life has been so miserable within just 4 years of only one man Buhari, is it the herdsmen killings, bokoharam killings, disunity, nepotism, python dance on armless protesters, Shitte Muslims killings, Poverty capital of the world, what have we not seen withing just 4 years of this man Buhari, what??.

Anyone thinking of voting Buhari again may all these calamity listed above follow your immediate family from generation to generation, non shall escape it till eternity. Amen
Can u honestly ask urself if u have any sense.
Smh. Mtcheew
Politics / Re: US Embassy Reacts To The Suspension And Replacement Of Chief Justice Of Nigeria by guruxxy(m): 5:23pm On Jan 26, 2019
WritePal:
[b][b]Yes! It has started. The US Embassy is the voice of the US government and president in that country on issues of urgent concern. This impunity by buhari - believing he can do anything and get away with it and damn the millions of dissenting voices - must stop.

The US government (I trust Trump. He doesn't like buhari sef) should step up on this. Freeze all buhari and Osinbajo accounts and all cabinet members. Revoke their diplomatic visas and get UK, France and Germany to do same. Let's see where bubu will treat himself next cheesy.

In fact, they should stop buying Nigeria's oil and put an economic embargo on Nigeria. They should stop trading with bubu until his brain is reset and Atiku is sworn in. Let me see how bubu will survive.

Trump should also issue a stern warning to bubu about the next election, get thousands of election observers down here, and the EU and UK should do same. When Atiku wins on May 16, Trump, Theresa May, Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel should quickly recognize him as the president-elect before bubu gives further directions to Amina Zakaria and Tanko Mohammed.

If he remains obstinate, they should pressure Saraki and Dogara to get the despot impeached asap. This was never about fighting corruption. This is about the infancy of an African despot.
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Shey Trump is our father na. Mtcheeeew kiss kiss kiss
Sports / Re: UEFA Fans' Team Of The Year 2018 Revealed! (Photo) by guruxxy(m): 1:21am On Jan 13, 2019
Beemhan:

From your expert and unbiased analysis, we agree with you. Salah is better than Messi. OP please remove Mbappe and Messi from that list let almighty Salah who's a better player than the both of them take their place grin
Happy now?
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Nailed it
Sports / Re: Breaking News... Tottenham Punish Barcelona by guruxxy(m): 2:48am On Dec 14, 2018
Ivan Rakitic as skipper an they could only SALVAGE a draw and u cal dat punishment. Smh
Sports / Re: Liverpool Vs Chelsea ( Predict And Win N 2 ,000 And Mtn 2g Of Data) by guruxxy(m): 12:28am On Sep 25, 2018
Liverpool,2: Chelsea,1
Sports / Re: Kylian Mbappe Names Top 5 Contenders For 2018 Ballon D'or, No Messi! [Full List] by guruxxy(m): 4:55pm On Jul 24, 2018
Bosses are bringing list and [/b]mbappe[b] is bringing his own
Literature / Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by guruxxy(m): 8:21am On Feb 05, 2018
This your tori dey burst brain.
ah say weh don sir
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Steps Out In Black Bra!!! (photos) by guruxxy(m): 7:16am On Jan 24, 2018
It is like a clown
Politics / Re: Nationwide Blackout: Do You Have Light In Your Area? by guruxxy(m): 12:14am On Jan 04, 2018
C'mon there is light in African nations nw
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (0 - 2) On 1st January 2018 by guruxxy(m): 8:09pm On Jan 01, 2018
Angrymode:
Na which draw soup way Man U de cook today na?
Draw soup with 1 fish and 1 meat

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Sports / Re: Which Footballer Made A Shirt Number Unique To You? by guruxxy(m): 7:21am On Dec 10, 2017
Xavi, no6
Messssssssii, LM10
Sports / Re: Nigeria Or Germany? Nff Target Akpoguma Named To Bundesliga Team Of The Week by guruxxy(m): 8:19pm On Dec 04, 2017
Dats how the NFF behaves. They can't train a player from youth level.
Jxt looking for awoof players trained by another country and then try to claim right.
Nansense
Sports / Re: FIFA World Cup 2018 Draw On December 1st by guruxxy(m): 4:57pm On Dec 01, 2017
COOLDK:
Argentina
Iceland
Croatia
Nigeria


And the thing go SKRrrrrrrrrahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
papapa

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Sports / Re: If We Meet These Countries In World Cup? by guruxxy(m): 9:27am On Oct 15, 2017
I don't think we can even draw a single one point from dis group if it turns out our group is made up of these teams
Literature / Re: Memoirs Of Blood And Steel ( A Fantasy Novel) by guruxxy(m): 5:39pm On Oct 12, 2017
Sir Apollux, i dey wait 4 u gidibam. Com an do the needful o
Literature / Re: MARVEL CHRONICLES (science Fiction) by guruxxy(m): 8:33pm On Sep 11, 2017
Bros i salute you.
Please can i get d last chapter my email is ibraheemsadiqq@yahoo.com
Thanks
Literature / Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by guruxxy(m): 7:40pm On Sep 06, 2017
"am joking u r joking u tink say am joking"

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Literature / Re: Ade Son Of Thunder( A Tale About Love, Destiny And Betrayal) by guruxxy(m): 7:56am On May 07, 2017
[i][/i]they are really the foolish sons of Adam

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