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RomanceRe: How To Deal With Girls That Type With 'k' And Other.. by guyANDROID1(op): 11:21pm On Aug 26, 2014
Xtarxhyne: some guys do dat too
I do correct most of my NG guys to stop the crap and if some em doesnt change, they notice I don't reply to their chat again.
I do tell em frankly that i stopped replying coz of your 'kkk' sh.itt
RomanceRe: How To Deal With Girls That Type With 'k' And Other.. by guyANDROID1(op): 11:16pm On Aug 26, 2014
Jaymharx23: One thing is sure, Na we guys dey cause am... We love sending requests to too many girls we don't know... A girl who doesn't know you and don't wanna chat with you will always K you. A girl i know n rap well with won't "K" me na. #Solution: Guys should End such conversations by ending such contact(Delete) and Stop Sending Request to Random Online Contacts...
Bro, that's why it is called SOCIAL NETWORKS not FAMILY or CLOSE-FRIEND NETWORKS. Sure you meet people, some get luck and get hooked up. Stranger become friends and later family.

You follow the etiquette of online socialising and you enjoy the show while it last, not all this crap you called convo

If I had to give you my facebook password and look at the majority of BA girls I have is in the ratio of 70/30 to NG girls

You'll see how most of em behave
RomanceRe: How To Deal With Girls That Type With 'k' And Other.. by guyANDROID1(op): 11:10pm On Aug 26, 2014
rozzay: Pls teach dem how to deal wit me cos dey seem to be lacking concept nd skills in replying my 'k s'
Maybe they love to lick your butt tongue
RomanceRe: How To Deal With Girls That Type With 'k' And Other.. by guyANDROID1(op): 10:47pm On Aug 26, 2014
Tazmode: Bros, i feel d vexation 4 ur post o. E b lyk say one babe just deal wit u grin grin
I don't give girls the space to deal with me. I deal with girls myself.

I still maintain my rule of NO butt-licking. My experience with girls is far beyond being fuvckhead smiley

Though I joke and play with beautiful girls and once you feel fly like Rihanna. I change it straight
RomanceRe: How To Deal With Girls That Type With 'k' And Other.. by guyANDROID1(op): 10:39pm On Aug 26, 2014
edozie04: I don't delete,I simply ignore till d they get frustrated and eventually delete themselves
Correct!!! (Y) but me don't have time for bull-sh.i.t
RomanceRe: How To Deal With Girls That Type With 'k' And Other.. by guyANDROID1(op): 10:35pm On Aug 26, 2014
vizkiz: Revenge of the victims grin
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Nairaland GeneralRe: When Last Did You Do This by guyANDROID1: 10:12pm On Aug 26, 2014
Romancegirl: Thanks. I am not a model.
Okay, just guessin' not askin'
RomanceHow To Deal With Girls That Type With 'k' And Other.. by guyANDROID1(op): 9:59pm On Aug 26, 2014
The other time I created a thread on how most Nigerians girls don't know how to keep a convo going.

Part of it was how they reply with all those irritating and barbaric short words like 'k', 'kk', 'kkk', 'I', 'fyn', 'lolzz', 'u' 'f' '5n'....etc

This is the clues guys;

Once she respond with those craps, just tell her you don't like it and it is not matured of her.

Some will ask why? Just let her know and she"ll apologise for that. Move ON.

Some are heart-hardened like Pharaohs daughters huh and will ignore your advice and will even repeat it. Just reply her with 'kid'.

Then delete/block her straight.

Remember don't act like a butt-likers when dealing with her even if she's finer than Angelina Jolie. smiley

Girls come Girls go(GCGG)

You know whatitis guys smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Last Did You Do This by guyANDROID1: 9:42pm On Aug 26, 2014
Romancegirl: Yes.
Cute smiley guess you're a model!
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Last Did You Do This by guyANDROID1: 8:07pm On Aug 26, 2014
Romancegirl: Oops! I meant 3rd picture not 2nd.
Ooh ooh!!! Is that your pix? smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: When Last Did You Do This by guyANDROID1: 5:09pm On Aug 26, 2014
Romancegirl: kiss The 2nd picture is cute tho. tongue
Cute as how? smiley
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by guyANDROID1: 5:03pm On Aug 26, 2014
DrDauda: Are u dis joblesshuh
Mr man but sorry to say this, I can feed your whole family. Kids throwing tantrum because the owner of a blog is requesting for subscriptions

You think what he's doing is easy as a family man. Nigerians can't appreciate good things.

You can't subscribe then get the fuvvck out of his site. Don't use that one to attack me here.

For your info, I'm using that to catch fun at my leisure time.

#peace
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LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by guyANDROID1: 4:46pm On Aug 26, 2014
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LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by guyANDROID1: 4:45pm On Aug 26, 2014
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RomanceRe: Why Is It Still A Taboo For A Lady To Date A Shorter Guy? by guyANDROID1: 12:30pm On Aug 26, 2014
Since the creation of human being. Girls/ladies have not always been contented with what they have.

They're the most confused set of species.

If I lie ask Mr. Adam smiley
Nairaland GeneralRe: Am 25 And Wish To Grow Taller,any Solution?? by guyANDROID1: 9:46pm On Aug 25, 2014
Learn how to always stretch your body it helps a lil bit

Playing basketball is also part of body stretching.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Check This Out! - The Most Hairy Naija Chick by guyANDROID1: 9:41pm On Aug 25, 2014
LMAO cheesy
Nairaland GeneralDo You Remember This by guyANDROID1(op): 8:56pm On Aug 25, 2014
Do you remember below pictures?

Tells us some characters in it smiley

Nairaland GeneralOfficial Lounge: Do You Know Me. by guyANDROID1(op): 8:29pm On Aug 25, 2014
I guess by now, you should probably know some of your NL pals, what they're made of, their sarcasm, attitude and of course their.....


Now the this thread is officially open for the "Do you know me" quiz

You'll ask someone question by quoting the person. If he/she gets 2 outta 5 of your questions, then its possible you may match each other in both attitude and characters or intimately.

I brought this fun idea coz its practise in some american forum.

Ask questions now, mention someone and ask any question.

Example of how you'll ask your questions;

What's me favorite color?
»Red
»Orange
»Yellow
»Green
»Blue
»Purple
»Black
»Brown

What's my favorite subject?
»Art
»Reading
»Writing
»Math
»Science
»Social Studies
»Gym
»Electives


Let the fun begins
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls and Bleaching by guyANDROID1(op): 8:13pm On Aug 25, 2014
nellaluv: What's ur deal with Nigerian girls huh Who hurt you, you can confide in me tongue
Nobody hurts me ma' smiley

Are you guilty of the aforementioned undecided
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls and Bleaching by guyANDROID1(op): 8:12pm On Aug 25, 2014
Ontarget: They bleach because information arrived that guys are tripping for fair girls. If information arrives that guys are tripping for red girls they would start looking for red dyes.


MEET WEALTHY NIGERIAN GUYS HERE
*ROTFL* grin. grin grin
RomanceNigerian Girls and Bleaching by guyANDROID1(op): 5:25pm On Aug 25, 2014
I have notice this among Nigerian girl. Some are beautiful, sexy, model, ugly etc.

But hardly will use see anyone of them with their natural God-given color. What you'll notice is a dark or fair girl turns into lightskin, dark-light skin with patches, light bright, nutella, caramel, honey mustard... smh

The colour of their chelsea is different from Barca undecided

Colour of legs different from belly...WTF huh

Some even with green irritating veins huh

What they're telling God indirectly is; why do you make me black and not white or Asian undecided

See white didn't give a fvcck about you whether you bleach pass MJ, they'll still tag you names like Nigga, bitches, monkeys etc.

I hate people who bleach with passion undecided

Stop bleaching and be proud of your natural colour, bleaching creams are meant for white folks with cold weather.

Bleaching doesn't go with hot weather coz they're enemies

Stay bless if you read this and make changes to your life smiley
ComputersHow To Know If Your Laptop Is Refurbish by guyANDROID1(op): 3:08pm On Aug 25, 2014
If u have an additional R at the end of
the product number ( Example:
NB234UA#ABA is the product for new
notebook and NB234UAR#ABA is the
product number for a refurbished
notebook. If KS453AV#ABA is the
product for new notebook Then
KS453AVR#ABA will be tech product
number of refurbished notebook)..
So if you have an additional R in the
product number, it means it is a
Refurbished notebook.

Product number can be find at the back of every laptop or the battery pack

Second way to know a refurbish laptop

Type these words in Run
box "MSinfo32" without the quote
if you see addition R in the
product number then this is a
Refurbished product...

Type window key +R to show the Run box

PS: Refurbishment is the process of
maintenance or minor repair of an item, either aesthetically or mechanically.

Computers and laptops that are
refurbished usually means that it did
not initially pass quality standards of
the manufacturer. They then fix or
recertify the unit and sell it at a
discount price (Up to 30% off). Most of
them carry a 30 day store warranty and 90 days with manufacturer.

Don't mistake refurbish laptops with second-hand laptops

Second-hand means something that is used by someone before selling or giving it out.
PhonesCharge Your Mobile Device 24hour Uninterruptedly With Your Laptop by guyANDROID1(op):
I don't Know maybe some people know this tricks but it has been working for me long long time ago smiley
(tho old trick)

Do you know you can charge your mobile device(ipads, tablets, smart phones) 24hours without exhausting your laptop battery power and there's no side effect.

This can only work on window laptops.

Just put your laptop to "sleep" and close the lid, then plug any of your device. Viola!!! You charge 24hrs.

Tips: don't change the "sleep" settings on any "power options".

Make sure your battery level is 50%-full charged.

#Thank me later smiley
RomanceRe: Is bustyhelen Nairalands most boobylicious lady?? by guyANDROID1: 11:10am On Aug 25, 2014
This thread just full of laughters grin

A.s.s-lickers everywhere huh
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Girls really Not Romantic by guyANDROID1(op): 11:22pm On Aug 24, 2014
glitest: Its sunday; Trick, abeg you are killing my vibe .
Which vibe, when majority of you are claiming to know jesus but doing the things of satan undecided
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Girls really Not Romantic by guyANDROID1(op): 11:07pm On Aug 24, 2014
glitest: Okay!!...Good luck to you then.
But you're not following the foot-step of jesus if really you're servin him undecided
RomanceRe: Are Nigerian Girls really Not Romantic by guyANDROID1(op): 11:03pm On Aug 24, 2014
Jahniece: Rude, delete....LOL. In most cases wer u add her first, wat does she care. Anyway, i stand on "d way u approach anybody is d way dey'l respond to u so if almost all Nigerian girls uv met r nt receptive towards u, den uv gat to check urself as well. No "rudeness"" intended.
Ok lemme clear you.

I added a girl;

Me: hello, or whatsup pretty

Girl: who is this?

Is that how to smooth-run a convo?

I said Majority, not just one person

Only few act matured.

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