₦airaland Forum

Sheriff19:
I can`t believe am this happy, at least feeling and seeing Nigerian happiness for the first time on this Forum. Yorubas, Igbo, Hausa are help themselves to check each others name. So you guys really care for each other like this. Despite all the Abuse for some days. Someone will say it is just 30k ( meanwhile, as a level 8/2 officer in Fed. Ministry you salary is 49500). 30k not bad i think. I just urged to applicants to think beyond the IPAD and the 30K. may the Training can have impact in your life. Make you gain everything 100%, money, tablet and the training for your self development and improvement. FG thanks alot. More of this please, God bless Nigeria.

Clone2020:
They should be opening technical and vocational schools that teach people craftsmanship and hand work not all these glorified university graduates who can't find a white collar Job.

MrCow:
Most importantly, she should not get scared and tell her to put in more effort without forgetting God sincerely she will soar high..... I wish her all the best

IncredibleJoe:
Rewriting council can be a very disturbing incidence but so many people have been in that situation and they have passed. Just advice your sister to study hard, pray more and be focused. Remind her that she is not the only one in that situation and that many people have passed through this incidence successfully. I wish your sister Goodluck... Waiting for testimony come March 2017 wen the result is released.

nursennenny:
Sorry for the late reply. Nursing exams are not easy .And moreover you have 3 chances of resit after which you are disqualified. I advise she read harder and pray harder too.
Good luck to her!!!!

nursennenny:
Pls nurses let's come out of our shell and discuss our challenges. Back to the matter at hand.
Pls apart from working in hospitals in Nigeria,are there any other profitable work areas? And pls who has experience in home nursing in Nigeria?

monlawal:
Just concluded my assessment may God make us successful

eddyjasper:
i don't know how some of us here managed to pass through school sef...with all the instructions given boldly in well designed pictures. Some mangos are still here asking how to login when it's not even 12am yet. Why do you think this is grouped. Its because they are trying to avoid the issue of congestion encountered during the registration process earlier that led to the website crashing. WHY NOT JUST PATIENTLY READ THE INSTRUCTION ON THEIR FACEBOOK PAGE OR TWITTER, CHECK THE DATE FOR THE LETTER OF YOUR SURNAME AND PATIENTLY WAIT FOR THE RIGHT TIME BEFORE TRYING TO LOG IN. the first batch which is V-Z is starting by 12am tonight. So wait till its time please. If you don't understand instructions i wonder how you will manage to pass the aptitude test... Instead of blaming every of your problems on buhari's failure or jonathan's wailers abi zombies. Pause for once and check the damages you are causing yourself.

haywire07:
I don't get tensed when it comes to my profession. I go don console myself that even if this interview doesn't work out well, another chance will come .
Reason why people get tensed is because over preparedness and cramming

The last interview I went ::
When I got there, omoh, see guys with suits and tie, fresh packaging errwhere . na only me wear jean trouser and shirt. I didn't even tuck in my shirt sef , but I wasn't tensed . I don make up my mind say anytin wey wan happen, make e happen jor.
When I went in, the man was like "why are u dressed like dis " . I just told d man, I just saw ur mail dis morning so I rushed down here in anyfin I could get.
The man conducted d interview for me , and was like "wow, so were this good, ur dressing gave me another impression, begin dey praise me .. U go fear confidence na "

Did I get d job?

CarlyX8:
1. when your mates say you are a bad cook probably you're a bad cook(you are a guy)
2 your room always look scattered and tattered(you are a guy)
3 you're always loud when cracking jokes with you guysis
4 you don't discuss your girlfriends adventures(na by force...haba)
5 screaming at the sports viewing center with ur bae(the real you)
6 don't like making much friends esp girl friends(they think it's abnormal)
7 smoking weed(the you in you)
8 rap music loud along the road alone.(the you in you)
9 staying calm
10 dress crazy(its style)
11 laugh crazy
12 greet aloud esp to your fellow guysis
..........


i think most guys do these things......if you say u never do am/you no dey do am. its either you are always with your bae or you dey form always.....

omotalkie:
Where do u base?They are in hard copies. Check bookshops where nursing.text books are sold,u might find it there cos the author himself usually brought them to where student nurses do their clinical postings to sell. Essiential steps by Gordian Ukwuije

omotalkie:
Have u tried essential steps vol 1,2,&3? It comprises of all nmcn past questions and answers. It covers all d systems and their disease conditions,plus research, first aid, orthopaedics, special.senses etc And it will also help u to knw how to draw ur care plan in a more easier way

lanxebony:
I concur too!! Past questions pls BT guy I gat one am using in my sch here its called jane 2006-2015

stteejax:
Enjoy some laff ...

. . . . . . “Some former leaders died and went to hell. The British leader asks the devil to allow him make a phone call to London to know the welfare of his people. He spends five minutes. Satan bills him $5000.The United States leader makes his call for eight minutes and Satan bills him $8000. The Nigerian leader calls Abuja and spends two hours. He is briefed about the fuel trouble, Boko Haram, kidnapping, budget brouhaha and the anti-corruption war.

“After his call, he asks Satan, ‘How much is my bill?’ Satan replies: ‘Your bill is $1.’

Surprised, the Nigerian leader says: ‘How come my own call is cheaper than the other two leaders’? I stayed longest on the phone.’

Satan, smiling, replies: “What’s the difference? Calling hell from hell is not expensive; it’s a local call.”

born2lead01:
Here is a forum for all nurses I created where you will find nursing news, nursing articles, scholarships, how to become a registered nurse in any country of your choice among others.Check out http://nursesarena.com and you will be glad you did.

DaVinci24:
Give us someone to blame na...

Minister of Darkness

tobaseye:
My fellow Nigeria youths, there are so many issues and problems with our great country, which without doubt it can't be solved by one or five sincere leaders in the midst of many other corrupt leaders. But one thing I still believe is that, we the youth can only make the promised change to come to manifestation of we ask for it. We don't need to wait for election time before we seek and demand for change!
As a citizen I believe the constitution allowed us some rights, why are will not exploring it, why do we always complain without taking action?
We all know that the constitution is faulty and obsolete and full of loophole. it's drafted to protect the rich and punish the poor, drafted to create religious and tribal conflicts among the poor citizens. It is a known fact to everyone that the present constitution can't serve the needs of the present and future generation. And if the foundation be destroyed.......
Why can't we come together as one Nigeria instead of staying apart as a Southern, Northern or Eastern; as a Nigerian and not as a Christian or a Muslim and demand for change of the constitution? Why can't we go on strike and have a peaceful protest for things to work in this country instead of waiting for a corrupt labour leader to lead the protest? Why can will protest to have electricity? Why can't be protest to recall our non performing senators?, why can't we protest to have good roads, good schools, good hospitals etc.
Until the politicians see us serious, they won't take us serious. They have only known us as Nigeria youths that can make noise and abuse one another on social media and not Nigerians that need change.
Let's wake up and demand for our rights! No one will fight for our course if we don't fight for it.
Thanks.

zico530:
So is this Prof. also a zombie? Meanwhile this is the state of Government House in Rivers State. Dakuku and Amaechi, the lizard of Ubime you better escape for your life.

Keneking:
Fake, if you drive with this type of shoe, the face would face up like flying boat

This kind of shoe would cause your brake to function as throttle.

201320142015ob:
Back in the days,at secondary
school, I was very poor in Maths
and Chemistry. During the exams,
I'd get between 2% and 8%.The
results used to be announced out
from the lowest to the highest marks, So i always was the 1st Or
2nd to be called out.One day, the
Maths results were being released
and my name wasn't among the
first to be called out.The teacher
got to 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s & 70s. Still my paper had not been called out.
Everyone kept looking at me
asking: "Guy wats up?" "How you
take do am?" And the teacher went
on to the 80s and when he got to
88%, He had one paper remaining.I then asked myself, could I have
scored a 90% in maths?I was feeling
very anxious and happy now that I
knew I had proved the so called
genius wrong, Could I have gotten
88%? I thought my dreams have been answered. The whole class
was amazed as every one kept
looking at me. It was unbelievable.
Finally the teacher looked up and
said, "There is a cow that did not
write his name on the paper that scored 0%. If you have not received
your paper come out now and get
it".Then i FAINTED!