₦airaland Forum

dewaskillz:
I have been friends with this girl for three years and since then we have been building up emotions and feelings since then. just the other day I took her out for dinner and it was fun and thrilling as usual. I came back I sent her those message and that was her reply. anytime we hang out 2geda it's just fun but each time I try to up my game she demoralise me with such response but each time I back off she doesn't back off she keeps keeping in touch and care for me. the only time we try something like romance is when she's off guard or feels like. please ladies I need your advice from a lady's perspective where am I not getting it right.

You caused it. Forget her. She now sees you like a brother. As a friend. The only thing you can do is alienate yourself from her.
End her calls. Don't call her.
If at all she has feelings you she will give you better green light.
But free her. Focus on catching another chick.
It's not easy to get over a girl you like but we all know is not a big deal.

TITOBIGZ:
End time BVN

this end time ish sef

Abeg who sell you the igbo wey you smoke?
E sure die!

They need to see this lalasticlala

Lalasticlala

Nnamdi Kanu
Nnamdi Kanu a political activist based in the United Kingdom, is a leading advocate for restoration of the nation of Biafra and its independence from Nigeria.[1]: He is a leading member of Biafra nationalist organization, Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), and the director of London-based radio station Radio Biafra.[1]: Nnamdi Kanu, being a historian deemed it important to pursue the course for which his Father gave his all for. Also, the politicians from the same Biafra location, who are well placed in government, and have eaten from the national treasury have distanced themselves from the struggle. They publicly called the peaceful protesters evil and declare that the protests are uncalled for. Nnamdi decided to take the bull by the horn since the people who are supposed to step up and represent the Biafran masses have been bribed and cannot take a stand on their own. He paid the price being unjustly abducted and locked up without due process because of the flexible and dependent nature of the Nigerian legal system. He is still in detention at the moment.

Arrest

On October 18, 2015, it was reported that Mr Kanu had been arrested in Lagos State by Nigeria’s secret police the Department of State Services (DSS).[1]: [2] Mr Kanu had told his solicitors that he was, on 14th October, 2015, arrested by the agents of the Federal Government of Nigeria, the State Security Service (SSS) in his hotel room i.e. Golden Tulip Essential Hotel Ikeja, Lagos State.[3] The solicitors in a press briefing said, between 14th and 17th October, 2015 their clients where about were unknown until 18th of October, 2015, when the Press Media broke the news of his arrest and detention by the SSS in Abuja.[4] The news of the arrest of Mr Kanu generated mass protests across parts of Delta State, Enugu State, Rivers State, Abia State, and Anambra State.[5]

Continued Detention

On 20 October 2015, Vanguard announced that Mr Kanu had been released on bail after a secret arraignment at Magistrate Court,Wuse 11.[6] However, the bail seemed "controversial" and there were claims the DSS announced the bail only "to calm the angry people of Biafra".[7] On October 19, 2015, it was reported that Mr Kanu had been granted bail.[8] Although the bail conditions were stringent some of which required the Certificate of Occupancy of a landed property within Abuja municipality, a level 16 officer in the Ministry, Mr Kanu's lawyer said they eventually met the requirements in full. However, “upon the issuance of the Form 36,the court ordeal went to execute the order but came back unsuccessful. He was unable to produce the prisoner.[6] The lawyer, Vincent Obetta, called the continued detention of the activist despite meeting his bail conditions "a clash between judiciary and executive" in a democratic Nigeria. According to Mr Obetta, "I have not seen or heard any place where a court grants bail and the person is not released. Under UN and Africa charter, it is enshrined that once bail is granted, you release the person upon meeting the bail conditions. We are sliding to days of Decree 2 and 4 of 1984. This is pure Dictatorship.” [9]

==Freedom in Nigeria==nnn Brendalyn had noted that chapter four of the Nigerian constitution guarantees Nigerians the right to life, personal liberty, freedom of expression, and freedom to own property. "Notwithstanding these provisions, the government has detained human rights crusaders unlawfully, continued attacks on students and academics and has taken steps to muzzle the press," the author wrote.[10]:126 Protection Against False Accusation (Decree No. 4,1984), drafted on March 29,1984, was the most dreaded, most repressive and the last press law enacted in Nigeria. It was promulgated during the military regime of Major General Buhari which did not take kindly to press criticisms.[11] “Concerning the Decree 4 of 1984, I have to assure you that the time for that is over.
Source: wikipedia (Nnamdi Kanu)

Cc; ishilove, lalasticlala, obinoscopy

16. And end up wishing you had made better decisions.

15. So you spend the next one hour calculating:

14. So you spend the first ten minutes trying to remember what you read last night:

13. And he spaces everyone out like he's doing coordinates.

12. But the invigilator has other plans and catches on to the plan.

11. Exam day and the squad about to take their positions and murder the exam.

10. To practice the seating formations and tactics:

9. Then you call your squad together:

8. But as a smart person you have a plan B.

7. After 20 pages your brain says "Storage capacity reached".

6. But you remember how much you paid that semester:

5. But then you gauge the 90 pages you have to read:

4. So you try to get every single word said in that class.

3. But you are lucky and the instructor announces an exam review.

2. And it is time for the final exam:

1. When you've been in class all through the semester doing everything but listening.

sleekyjay:
lol, monitoring spirits.. see den na

Hehehe. Blame airtel.

I Can't Stop Laughing
TEACHER : who is the president of Nigeria?
STUDENT : president mama mmadu bu garri.

[quote author=benedictnsi post=40252211][/quote]Every spirit of booking space out!!!

[quote author=sleekyjay post=40252365][/quote]make I see how you wan take modify

INTROVERT:
lol

I dey mark you today ;Dtoday

INTROVERT:

---

I see you oh.
You don come buy space sharp sharpsharp

10) A FAKE MAN OF GOD ALWAYS PREACH PROSPERITY AND NOT SALVATION.
A real man of God should know that he is not called for money. He is called to pray,deliver, minister and bring lost souls to God and strenghten the link between men and God.
He is not called to always preach about money and prosperity.
Any man of God that does not preach about Salvation is an end time Fake man of God.
By Gozie 2015.

(1) HE IS A WOMANIZER:
Such person will keep on preaching against Fornication and adultery, but behind the scene, he fornicates with choir members, church girls and other women that comes his way.
Being a womanizer is the easiest way to know a fake man of God.

(2) HE LEARNS HOW TO SPEAK IN TONGUE. Instead of praying for the gift and inspiration of speaking in tongue, he decides to learn it by himself during his personal time. Then start speaking it during church, he forms to be speaking in tongue in order to impress the congregation and confuse them into believing that he is in spirit.
A real man of God flows with the holy spirit, he doesnt form to impress the congregation.

(3) A FAKE MAN OF GOD WILL TAKE IT PERSONAL IF THEY FIND OUT YOU DONT PAY TITHE.
2 Corinthians 9:7 says and I qoute.
""Each one must give as he has decided in his heart, not reluctantly or under compulsion, for God loves a cheerful giver.""
But to a fake man of God, he does not want you to give as you decide in your heart, you must pay under compulsion.
To him, once you dont pay your tithe, you are an armed robber and is an enemy to God and to him . He thinks and believes that the door of heaven is not for you. They see you as an infidel and somebody destined for hell fire.
A real man of God does not attack or hate you if you dont pay your tithe. He is educated enough to atleast understand that people have right to do whatever they want to do with their money so far it does not affect other people negatively and therefore he only preach to them when necesary, and prays for them if he thinks they are not doing the right thing, and never belittle them, attack them or regard them as infidels.

(4) A FAKE MAN OF GOD IS A TRIBALIST.
He is always saying things like. This tribe of people are bad people, these tribe of people are usually full of witches and wizards, these tribe of people are lazy.
Dont marry from Anambra state, Dont marry from Enugu state etc.
Any pastor that says this is FAKE and should never be trusted as a man of God.
A real man of God knows that eventhough we have individual differences, everybody is created by God almighty and therefore he is always watchful of what he says about the handwork of God.
He treats everybody with love and does not segregate.

(5) A real man of God does not ask you for money before revelation, ministration, healing or its equivalent.

(6)A REAL MAN OF GOD DOES NOT WORSHIP MONEY.
Many top Nigerian pastors prophesied that GEJ would win the second tenure because of financial gains. They worked on assumption because they believed on power of incumbency. A real man of God should stand for the truth and not exchange his righteousness and vission for money.
Thats why I regard Revred Mbaka as my role model.

(7) A FAKE MAN OF GOD TELL LIES. Sometimes when I enter some churches, I see church members and even pastors lying in the church all in the name of giving testimony and preaching. Thats why I am selective of the church I attend.
Testimony should be 100% truth, dont add your own salt to make it sweeter.
Say it as it happened.
You can use stories to preach but dont use lies to preach

( A FAKE MAN OF GOD IS ALWAYS MOVED BY WORLDLY THINGS.
As a real born again christian, you should be Christ-like.
And Christ was humble when he was alive, so as a man of God, you should not be always moved by the things of the world.
Real men of God must not be poor, but atleast they are not so moved by the things of the world.
The latest handset in town.
The latest Jeep in town.
The latest cloth in town.
The latest shoe in town Etc.

(9) HE TELLS YOU HIS CHURCH ALONE LEADS TO HEAVEN.
Only a fake man of God tells you that his church alone can lead you to heaven.
A real man of God understands that his church is not the only channel to heaven, thats one of the reasons why Jesus had 12 apostles and not one apostle, so that they (each representing the 12 tribes of Isreal) would help him disperse the word of God.