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adonbilivit:

Wasn't supposed to quote you right?
Just seeing it though.

adonbilivit:
in 35 years time, spacebooking would be punishable by death.

Any bad thing is possible in Nigeria.

adonbilivit:
in 35 years time, spacebooking would be punishable by death.

Yes oh. Unbelievable. So it's now about appeasing the dead man not about the people of the state.

EroticAngelina:
the Nigeria I see in the next 35 yrs is the one dat'll be free from all these thiefing politicians and annoying parties..

and hopefully, internet will be free

What about their children?
I heard they are trying to make the one of Audu's wife the deputy.
Can you imagine that?!

EroticAngelina:
the Nigeria I see in the next 35 yrs is the one dat'll be free from all these thiefing politicians and annoying parties..

and hopefully, internet will be free

What about their children?
I heard they are trying to make the one of Audu's wife the deputy.
Can you imagine that?!

adonbilivit:
in Africa.

I should have added no space bookers too

"You can't have the devil ruling you and say for peace same let's not fight him.
Peace is only relevant when you are okay with your surroundings."
Why are we blinded by the folly of one NIGERIA.
Have you guys ever wondered where NIGERIA will be by the year 2050?
I'm very sure: nowhere!
We don't have any road map to the future!
Wake up.
Where do you see NIGERIA in the next 35 years?
Juxtapose it with this: where do you see Ghana, Kenya, Tanzania, Ethiopia in the next 20 years?
I don't need dreamers answering this question.

omenka:
IPOD, MASSOB, Boko Haram, ISIS, OAES, are all terrorist organizations, the only difference is the number of arms at their disposal. Nnamdi Kanu is trying to step up his game to be at par with Al- Baghdadi of ISIS, reason why he's asked all you brainwashed fanatics to contribute monies so he could buy arms for yall.

Perhaps the role of Jihadi John would suit you perfectly.

I'm just coming out of a ban. Anything I say to you will send me back.
Please do me a favor and imagine I insulted you in the worst way possible. Thank you.
I love the brainbrain

Ishilove, obinoscopy, seun, lalasticlala

Seun:
So they didn't have tranquilizer darts? Rubbish. Such a majestic creature wasted because they didn't have a plan. Where did you get this photo, though?
Update: details added to first post.

Damn Africans always think they're instinct is substandard.
Low self-esteem.
It was the right call.
Next time make e stay cagecage

Seun:
So they didn't have tranquilizer darts? Rubbish. Such a majestic creature wasted because they didn't have a plan. Where did you get this photo, though?
Update: details added to first post.

While risking human casualties. Do we value human life at all sef?
What if the tranquilizer don expire?
Instead of thanking God, you're busy looking for fault somewhere.
Them go watch you will oh

SirWere:
Wow, this is just so lovely! I just want more planets


The saddest thing is that we can't get to any of the planets; even if we perfect travelling at the speed of light :

Calm down. I still on the prototype "Mach 5 worm hole generator space craft.
The specs:
It's a suit
It absorbs radiation and converts it to glucose, vitamin D, E, F, and k.
It induces sleep.
It induces hallucinations, and reduces stress, depression and fear.
Because it induces or generates worm holes, no matter the distance, you can get there in seconds.
But just one little problem: relativity.
And it's power source recycled so it never runs out of power, even in the worm hole.
But I have just one request, will you be a test subject for the beta testing?
Hope you're an orphan? So your people no go find me when dem no c U?
The future of space travel, will look more like magic.

searching4l0ve:
THEN WHY DO IGBOS HAVE THE HIGHEST ILLITERACY RATE IN SOUTHERN NIGERIA EVERY ONE KNOWS IGBOS ARE GOOD IN TRADING WHILE THE YORUBAS ARE THE BEST IN EDUCATION. THE IGBOS CANT STAND US WHEN IT COMES TO.SCHOOLING

Bullshit!
Last year there were 84,000 applicants for unizik(Nnamdi azikiwe University) alone.
The number of igbos seeking University degrees Have more than quadrupled. Igbos have the fastest growing literacy rate in Nigeria.
Have you ever left the west.
Don't sit there and conclusion. Cos I know you guys don't travel out.
Finally, there are more Universities in East alone than anywhere else in the country. Both private and public combined.
You people should stop dwelling in past glory.

juliusocean:
ebaeno by kcee

Hahaha. Guy you no well oh

Nathokes:
Mtcheew! Where in the bible is it said that Christ was born on 25th December?

Doctrins of Men! You guys prefer obeying men rather than God

End time Advent

Where is the word 'the bible' in the bible?
Where is the name of your church in the bible?
Where are you in the bible?
Christ said I'll give you the 'Comforter'(the holy spirit) he will teach you all that I did not have time to teach you. Is Jesus the one that called us Christians?
Is St. Peter more of a human being than us Christians today?
If you have to ask yourself that question (where is it in the bible, that we should celebrate his birth on December 25th) then you have to answer these other questions.
Stop chasing shadows and just keep God's commandments.
He never said, THOU shall not celebrate my birthday on another date.
Stop being petty, these people.
QED!

WhoBeThisMan:
I have a question for seun and lalasticlala. Why is it that anyone is alowed to come in and say anything they like in a purely christian thread, but if its anything that involves islam in anyway, you apply restrictions?

Is nairaland a muslim site?

Thank you.

Christianity is open to all. You are free to say what you like. We are here to preach the good news and call and invite even our Muslim brothers to join us.

But as per why you can't enter into a Muslim thread, we all think it wouldn't be wise to do that. Basically, you are not a Muslim. If you are, do the needful and will enter.

Christians don't force on you to profess Christ or get out of the church. So I think that why.
Capiche?

Lol @politician starter pack

enstack:
I had to create a new account just to post this as it's quite sensitive. It's quite lengthy too but I'll be brief. I need mature and friendly advice from people here.

When I first met my husband, it was in a library. We talked briefly and we became close. I have had past relationships in my life so I was careful as possible. I realised that he had no past relationship. He was a typical virgin and was new and I was his first girlfriend. So I felt comfortable with him. He was so kind and loving so I agreed to marry him.

Now it has gotten worse. Everytime he does anything I want without asking questions. At first I enjoyed it but now I'm starting to worry about him as it's getting out of hand. He does not display any act of manliness in the house. He behaves like my puppet or my foot stool. The other day he was watching the soccer game and I just jokingly mentioned how boring it was and I would prefer the faith channel. He changed the channel to the faith channel just like that. Even at work he would be calling me and texting me I am even scared he would loose his job if his employer finds out.

I have no time for myself.. he is always around. Sometimes if I say no to his advances for sex he would act like I am a wicked woman who has cheated him or rubbed him of his right. He would give me the silent treatment for weeks until I give in. On Sunday he insisted on going with me to the salon and it's now embarrassing as every Sunday my mates in the salon would gossip about how my husband is the only man amongst women making their hairs because his wife is there. I try to talk to him but he would feel so sad like I have taken smething away. I don't understand.

If I'm studying at night, he would suddenly begin to romance me and strip me of my clothing without saying anything first when he can see I'm studying. If I rebuke him, he would be very sad. Every time he must have one intimate relation with me everyday and life does not work that way. I don't know if it's immaturity or he is sick mentally. The day I returned home 11pm due to huge traffic jam, I was expecting him to be furious like any other man.. he was with all smiles even offered me water and collected my bag and books. Christ.

I need sincere help. I told his family that I'll file a divorce if this continues as I cannot live like this. It's no longer love but idolatry. I thought it's wives that are submissive.. he is the one submissive. Anything I ask... he grants even silly things. Things that a real man would query before granting.

I am sure that if I ask him to bathe in acid he would do it. I'm sick and tired of this marriage. Just a year. The last quater he gave me his ATM to spend when I went for training in Abuja. When I was spending excessively he was quiet about it until I returned and found it he was broke that i wrecked him. I was wondering what happened to him. Why didn't he talk?

Please Nairalanders what is happening? I love him still and divorce would be my last resort. I need your advice and help on how to fix this because I don't know what to do anymore.

Thank you all.

Let me categorically say it: YOU ARE AN IDIOT OF SUB-ZERO COMPARISON![b][/b]

You don't love the dude, liar!

Uche's Mum joined facebook five days ago. This evening she
started complaining to me,
"Uche this facebook registration is eating off my money o!".
.
"Mummy I don't understand, how?". Uche asked.
.
She sighed and said, "Since when I told your younger brother
to register me to facebook, it's money upon money I'm spending".
Uche was confused, and didn't understand what his mum was talking about. But after a while
he got a clue and then asked, "Oh, okay, mummy it's Megabyte that is eating off your
money!".
.
She raised eye brows
and said, "Ah Uche, which one is Megabyte na? I hope I'm not
going to go pay for that one o, because I've paid ..
.
10,000 Naira
for chatting permit,
.
12,000 Naira
for friend request fee, .
.
4,000 Naira for posting fee,
.
8,000 Naira for profile picture permit
and this evening again, your brother has said that facebook said I should bring 6,000 Naira for
international facebook passport.
.
I'm tired Uche, is this how you people spend money on that
thing?

londonrivals:
American singer Adele Laurie Blue Adkins well known as ‘Adele’ has been trending on the internet for a while now following the release of her hit single ‘Hello’ which most Nigerian music artistes has made their individual versions.



Adele’s success as a musician has many important lessons for others in her line of work. Here are some of them.

1. Be Comfortable In Your Own Skin

When you hear the name Adele, what comes to your mind? Her weight? Of course not! Adele’s weight has never been an issue for her. In fact, she has always maintained that she is happy with her weight and would only change if it affected her health or s*x life. In a 2009 interview, Adele stated: “I like looking nice, but I always put comfort over fashion. I don’t find thin girls attractive; be happy and healthy. I’ve never had a problem with the way I look. I’d rather have lunch with my friends than go to a gym.” This stance of hers has gained her more respect and fans from around the world. Even when the likes of Karl Lagerfield and the late Joan Rivers criticised her, Adele always maintains that she is happy. This does not mean you should gorge yourself on everything edible while claiming to be healthy. If you do not like your weight, work on reducing it. If you are okay with your appearance, do not let words or people’s actions affect you.

2. Get The Right Team

Most Nigerian musicians are guilty of this. Just because you and Segun grew up in the hood doesn’t mean he should become your manager or publicist. Every right thinking musician should recognise the need to have the right people handling their career. Adele was discovered after a friend of hers posted a demo of her music on Myspace. Did she in return make that friend her manager? No! Instead with the help of her record label she realised that as a newcomer, only someone with experience could help her attain the heights she and her music aimed for. Coming closer to home, Wizkid has also had his own share of managerial problems. But like everyone in the know will attest, joining forces with the experienced and highly respected Sunday Are has done more good than harm for his career.

3. Keep Your Private Life PRIVATE!

Being a celebrity automatically means that every facet of your life will be under scrutiny. We get that. But at the same time, not everyone needs to know what you and your wife or vice versa had for breakfast. Or where you guys will be spending your vacation, or the s*x of your child before he/she is born. When Adele got engaged to her current boyfriend Simon Konecki, who is the father of her son, that was all we knew about them: the fact that they were a couple. The next we heard about them was when their son Angelo was born. Adele and Simon even sued a UK photo agency for publishing photos of their son without their permission. If you must reveal details from your private life, let it be from you or your publicist. Bottom line, be the source of information about your life. It’s a shame that some of our musicians even go as far as faking their own deaths to put themselves out there (I no mention name o).

4. Be In Control

The way the music industry is structured sometimes does not allow the artiste to have full control over his or her song-making process. This is understandable. But at the same time, make conscious efforts not to be the only voice in your own career. Learn every aspect of the business, from song writing to producing and even distribution. While making 25, her soon to be released album, Adele was in charge of everything. She chose the producers she wanted to work with, the video directors, song writers, instrumentalists and even the studio she recorded in.

5. Talent, Sometimes, Is Everything

Most musicians in this part of the world go into music because they are attracted to the fame and trappings they think music offers, without realising that before anyone can succeed in the music world, your talent should not be in question. Yes, some musicians are successful not because they are the best singers, but because they know how to take advantage of the opportunities that come their way. Therein lies their true talent. Talent is the fodder for a successful career even if your first two or three songs are hits. Nothing guarantees a long and fulfilling career more than talent. Musicians have come and gone, and while some say it is the harsh environment that led to the demise of their career, the truth remains that they found it hard to cope with the changing times; a trivial thing if they were talented. Adele’s talent has never been in doubt, even after her long break from music.

6. Timing Is Important

It has been four years since Adele last released an album. Four years! It seems unbelievable. In that time, she did not release any song or video (except the James Bond sound track) and she made very few press appearances. All this worked in her favour when her latest single Hello hit the airwaves. Everyone remembered with nostalgia the feelings her songs gave them, so when the news broke that she was set to release a new record, everyone, including her non-fans, all bought her music. While I’m not advising our acts to go on a long hiatus, it’ll do you good if you plan your career well.

7. Once You Recognise A Winning Formula, Stick With It

Ever since Adele’s first album came out with almost all emotional songs, all her other musical efforts have toed the same line, even in an age where techno/dance songs have become the norm. Moral of the story: once you find that winning style or genre, stick with it, versatility be damned. Although a move like this may backfire, it is up to you to read the handwriting on the wall and do the right thing.

8. Collaborations May Not Be Your Best Option

The news recently broke that Beyonce – the Almighty Beyonce, had asked Adele to duet on a song with her but she refused. Jay Z also allegedly chased Sade Adu for years before she agreed to collaborate with him. Since no one knows why these two musicians refused to collaborate with Bey and Jay, it is safe to assume that they did not need the star power and added attention a collaboration with Beyonce or Jigga would offer them. They could blow their own trumpet and still get the world to dance. Yet examples abound of Nigerian musicians who have done more harm than good to their career because of ill-advised remixes or collabos with so called ‘stars.’

http://www.metroparrot.net/2015/11/8-lessons-nigerian-music-artistes-can.html

cc: lalasticlala

Adele is from Tottenham, London, UK.
She's not an American!

End time rape

ThisMeansWars:
Rip fake pastor

A loving god will not allow his loving son or daughter to exit in such a cruel way..

So she's gotta be fake ... Keep the mention coming


Enjoying it ..

Heaven rejoices at the death of one righteous person.
You think this world is a good place?

makzeze:
my boss approved a memo for me to travel for an assignment in order to compensate me for my hard and extra work. but the memo is approved as a backup to enable me claim the money but not to travel out.

is this religiously allowed?

The reward for hardwork is more hardwork.

So, 170,000,000 + 500 =
Problem dey oh

Finally chi chi wey leave me go London go show abi?

Endtime relationship