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PoliticsRe: Biafra Protest Rages In South East, Group Vows To Shut Down Aba on Monday - SUN by guyXander(m): 6:04pm On Nov 09, 2015
abduljabbar4:
At least you do something to get money? Lol! No wonder most igbo people die either by hanging or in jail. Go and make ur research Fulani girls are the most beautiful women in Nigeria. Other than prostitution and child factory labour, your women dont do anything. Ugly Igbos.

You thing you know how to yab? I will teach you a lesson that made oremussanctos to quit nairaland
But why una dy beg sef?
PoliticsRe: Biafra Protest Rages In South East, Group Vows To Shut Down Aba on Monday - SUN by guyXander(m): 5:57pm On Nov 09, 2015
abduljabbar4:
At least you do something to get money? Lol! No wonder most igbo people die either by hanging or in jail. Go and make ur research Fulani girls are the most beautiful women in Nigeria. Other than prostitution and child factory labour, your women dont do anything. Ugly Igbos.

You thing you know how to yab? I will teach you a lesson that made oremussanctos to quit nairaland
Then I guess you've met your match then.
Guess what, you guy are still beggars and uneducated rapists. Fulani going everywhere and begging. The men going everywhere and raping.
So y don't you rape your so called fine girls.
Ndi ara Hausa
PoliticsRe: Biafra Protest Rages In South East, Group Vows To Shut Down Aba on Monday - SUN by guyXander(m): 5:03pm On Nov 09, 2015
abduljabbar4:
Such as smuggling, child factory, etc?
At least we do something to make money.
You guys are beggars and rapists.
Leprosy and ugliness is synonymous to U guys.
Come I go finish you with mouth oh.
You don't even have yabbing points.
Nairaland GeneralRe: When You Dig A Well In Enugu, What You Will See (Photos) by guyXander(m): 5:00pm On Nov 09, 2015
pazienza:
Shale as in the shale currently being converted to petroleum by the US?
I don't know about that oh.
But I know shale when I see it.
If U see shale, you're more likely to discover crude oil than water.
Quoting my petroleum geology lecturer.
Nairaland GeneralRe: When You Dig A Well In Enugu, What You Will See (Photos) by guyXander(m): 4:57pm On Nov 09, 2015
iyke926:
I'm a geoscientist.
It is called baked shale when it becomes so hard due to heat. First time in I saw a baked shale, I thought it was basalt grin
Correct guy.
They look alike oh.
Same here ohoh grin
Greatest geologist!
PhonesRe: Five Blackberry Priv Features That Android Users Will Fall In Love With. by guyXander(m): 4:54pm On Nov 09, 2015
KelsAltair:
So you fit buy 130k+ phone.... com dey find glo cheat to use... na wa oh

FYI... no it won't!
Lolest.
Guy I once used all my saving to buy a phone and starved for a month in school. True story.
Smartphone addicts are everywhere
PhonesRe: Five Blackberry Priv Features That Android Users Will Fall In Love With. by guyXander(m): 4:42pm On Nov 09, 2015
Tallesty1:
BlackBerry’s First Real Android phone was launched recently and it seems to be a game changer for Blackberry.

The company successfully combined the best features of BlackBerry with the best of Android and best flagship-spec which includes a full QWERTY keyboard, as well as a range of clever additions.

That is awesome.

Android phones have so many interesting features that ensures you don’t get bored while using them but there are some super-cool exceptional things you will definitely love about the new BlackBerry Priv.


It’s close to stock Android: Unlike other manufacturers like HTC, Huawei, LG, Samsung, Sony xiaomi, Meizu etc – BlackBerry didn’t want to change the look and feel of Android too much. It’s a familiar place, looking and behaving like Android, even though there are a range of extras that have been sensitively added in.

Just like Motorola, the company only changed what needs to be changed and sticking to the bits of Android that already work perfectly well.

Pop-up widgets: This is a feature that no one has thought of including before. Instead of dropping widgets onto your home screens, you can have them pop-up from a shortcut icon. Just enable the feature and then a swipe down on the icon will pop the widget up. It keeps things clean and simple on your home screen, and it’s a great addition to Android.

The most interesting part is that it doesn’t need any special widgets – it just uses those that already exist when you install an app. It’s so simple, it’s brilliant – and the idea will probably be stolen before you can say Android 7.0 Nougat.

Keyboard shortcuts: If you’re keen on keeping your home screen clean, you can programme each of the physical keyboard keys to be a shortcut. You simply slide open your handset, long press the key and you’ll be able to assign it to an app. That’s a whole world of shortcuts!

A for Amazon, B for BBC iPlayer, C for Citymapper, D for Docs, E for Expedia, F for Facebook, G for Groupon, H for Hailo, I for Instagram, J for Just Eat, K for Kindle, L for Layout, M for Maps, etc

Battery charging: We’ve all seen the tiny flash icon that appears in the battery when you’re connected to the charger. Or maybe you’ve seen the bubbling battery as it fills with charge. Well Priv uses the edge of it’s curved display to give you charge status at a glance.

When you connect the charger, the draws out around the edge of the display so you can instantly see how charged it is. It changes from red to yellow to green as it goes. It looks really slick. Good job BlackBerry.

BlackBerry Hub: BlackBerry Hub is something that you will easily get addicted to once you start using it. The Hub pulls your Gmail, Calendars, Twitter mentions, your messages together in one place. You can swipe down to peek into your calender for example.

It’s a productive place and BB has stuck to material design, so it fits with the rest of the Android apps you love. Once signed in, you can turn off syncing on your Google accounts for calendar and Gmail, because Hub will do it for you instead.

SOURCE: http://www.naijatecharena.com/blackberry-priv-features-android-users-will-fall-in-love-with/
All Android users care about are specs.
We can always download apps from Google play store.
CultureRe: Some Igbo/yoruba Word Used In Urhobo/Isoko Language by guyXander(m): 4:23pm On Nov 09, 2015
Ilovi (urhobo) = love (English)
Urhobo easy die.
Lol ;DLol grin
PoliticsRe: Biafra Protest Rages In South East, Group Vows To Shut Down Aba on Monday - SUN by guyXander(m): 3:10pm On Nov 09, 2015
abduljabbar4:
Lol! Actually you are the ones that will suffer. Ur leave will give us more job oppotunities.


@topic

Let them shut down the whole of the SE i dont care but let no one try any nonsense here in the north
What job?
We create jobs.
What's stopping you from creating the job now.
I dey laff.
Nairaland GeneralRe: When You Dig A Well In Enugu, What You Will See (Photos) by guyXander(m): 2:51pm On Nov 09, 2015
iyke926:
The only sensible comment on the thread. You must be a geologist?
Yes oh.
You can't blame people though.
It's usually belle the surface so it's not common sight.
Plus, when at the surface too long the colour is diluted and changed.
But it's texture remains the same.
I'm mineralogy, we are taught that minerals don't have a particular colour. Most times the dominant mineral reaction with something else causes the colour.
Example iron, Fe, in when found in a particular soil, clay for example, makes red in colour.
Nairaland GeneralRe: When You Dig A Well In Enugu, What You Will See (Photos) by guyXander(m): 2:44pm On Nov 09, 2015
Begonia:
The Nigerian constitution needs to be amended. I think it's objectionable that states cannot explore their natural resources.
That nonsense is not coal. It's shale. It's found in also every post of the anambra basin.
Yes I'm a geologist.
Verify. Google shale and see what comes up in images.
Please we should educate ourselves.
I was shocked nobody commented that it wasn't coal.
Apc thugs, over to you.
Anti Biafra thugs what are you waiting for, capitalize on this!
Nairaland GeneralRe: When You Dig A Well In Enugu, What You Will See (Photos) by guyXander(m): 2:36pm On Nov 09, 2015
menabadoo:
Look at coal from a well that was dug in enugu. I'm seeing this for the first time
That's not coal it's shale!
I'm a geology. It's one of the most common word in geology.
It's dark ash in colour.
Looks like cement sometimes.
Just Google the word shale and look for images.
PoliticsRe: Britain Toys With Woes Of Another Biafra War - Sun Newspaper by guyXander(m): 10:44am On Nov 08, 2015
iambabaG:
What is wrong with all dis "Biafra aggitators".. What do dey know about running a country because 2 d best of my knowledge dey r yet 2 produce any leader of note. Wen dey eventually get wot dey ask which I am in support because dey av little effect in d country; how long will dey stay as one since they r insincere nd jealous of themselves.
Dey shuld call a round table discussion nd thrash some internal issues out before all dis display of stupidity!!
Bdw.. Dis article is very lengthy nd pointless!!
Everyone in a country must not all agree. But when the disagreement is met with killing someone because you hate his opinion, then that's too much.
PoliticsRe: Aba Erupt Into Massive Protest As Military Begin To Pull Off The Street-pics by guyXander(m): 5:16pm On Nov 07, 2015
PoliticsRe: Aba Erupt Into Massive Protest As Military Begin To Pull Off The Street-pics by guyXander(m): 5:14pm On Nov 07, 2015
EducationRe: Who Does This Teacher Represent During Your Secondary Sch Days? by guyXander(m): 5:09pm On Nov 07, 2015
Heazy2015:
Who does this teacher represent during your secondary and primary school days?
Name the teacher. Lol....
Hehehe, we call her Booz.
BusinessRe: How A White Man Surprised All In The Bank by guyXander(m): 5:08pm On Nov 07, 2015
arabianights:
Was in the bulk room of a first generation bank and crowd was quite bad ( yet they say no money ).There were some igbo men that had come to deposit quite an amount of money and had been conversing loudly in their dialect not caring that they were been a nuisance.
All of a sudden a white man comes in and the teller receives his cash whilst ignoring the hisses and insults of customers.

The igbo men, trust them started insulting the man and went ahead to add more in their dialect,the white man then,calmly turnsto them and responded to them in IGBO language then went on to add a few more sentences... the whole bulk room kept shut out of shock of course.I turned to him in amazement to ask him on how he learnt igbo and he smiled and responded to me fluently in HAUSA.

Apparently, he had been there before every one else but the account number was wrong and he was told he couldnt make calls in the banking hall, he then went out to make a call and wait for the right account number.On his return,hE went straight to the teller as she had assured him that when he returned ,he wouldnt have to join the queue again.The teller should have explained to all instead of ignoring customers.

Any way my point is that these white men are smatter than us, they learn our languages so as to enable themselves settle in and do business whilst most of us go to their countries and come back the same people we were when we left if not worse.
Don't tell me you're one of those people who believes an English man is absolutely flawless in English?
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mexico: FIFA U-17 Semi Final 4 - 2 Full Time! by guyXander(m): 8:51pm On Nov 05, 2015
thetelz:
lmaoo you get am, I just dey read dey go lost for inside
I dey tells you. The guy get lyrics.
Poems For ReviewAurora Equatorialis by guyXander(op): 8:50pm On Nov 05, 2015
The sun is going to its home
far far, in the west.
Approaching New York,
will it in time
and lighting up Bermuda
as it goes.

It diffuses into the clouds,
like a red smoke, as it obeys
Brownian motion.

Simile was a distant cousin
to the second stanza.
So don't correct me
even if I'm wrong.

The moon mocks the sun
as it leaves.
As Mourinho would Wenger,
when victory glides
into his palms.

Though the stars
are shy tonight,
but they hope to pry.
For our star-system
is not dry like theirs.

As the northern lights
wiggle in the Arctic,
my equatorial eyes
beg to behold its aurora,
as would an Eskimo plead
to hug the warmth of summer.

Winter mocks me
for it is nigh.
It mocks me even more,
for it isn't going to swing by.

http://guyxander..co.id/2015/11/aurora-equatorialis.html?m=1
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SportsRe: Nigeria Vs Mexico: FIFA U-17 Semi Final 4 - 2 Full Time! by guyXander(m): 7:00pm On Nov 05, 2015
blueto:
I presume that one of the reasons for the impermanence and indubitable failure to implicitly transits the sublime performance to the senior world cup is because of lack of steadfastness by homogeneous set of players.

we were hoping and maintaing a resolute fidelity on the previous U-17 lads to evovle to the U-20 world cup and win it, since they did absolutely well in the U-17. but they ended up being one of the commiserated teams in the tornament.

this is because they are now virtually deviod of thesame level of dedication and passsion of which they formally possessed during the U-17 world cup. they played the U-17 world cup with great commitment because they know that it was an unprecedented vantage of displaying their phenomenal talents to the world, and most especially to secure the attention and the induction into some prestigious clubs, to play and earn in the top league and clubs!
At this stage, they are ready to do anything just to record an impressive performance.

But onces they have succesfully achieved this objective, they begin to exprience a frivolous and a declining enthusiasm for the national team. they no longer put in their best, because of they have gotten want they wanted.

And aslo because of the saying that 'Nigeria is not worth dieing for'
If any detrimental situation betide them during national football matches, they will be forgotten without any indemnification for them and their families.
Nigerias praise and consider you when you are active and yeilding great results, but they desert you in the time of adversity.
And I predicate that such pedestrian mindset by Nigerians is one of the major deterrents to them.
Guy, you should author a novel
Music/RadioRe: Top 20 Songs You Must Have On Your Playlist by guyXander(m): 6:41pm On Nov 05, 2015
Mumu playlist.
I no see Adele's Hello.
Not even one foreign song.
I fit manage Darey's pray for me.
Still you no put am.
2kay's "who no like better thing" hard you download?
PoliticsRe: N5,000 Stipend: ​PDP Slams ​buhari, ​APC Senators by guyXander(m): 6:33pm On Nov 05, 2015
Bollinger:
And where will the cash come from?
It'll come from the $5 billion dollar mtn finefine grin
PoliticsRe: N5,000 Stipend: ​PDP Slams ​buhari, ​APC Senators by guyXander(m): 6:32pm On Nov 05, 2015
Our 5k oh grin
InvestmentRe: South African Lawmakers Worried About What Could Happen To Shoprite, Stanbic etc by guyXander(m): 10:13am On Nov 05, 2015
bigv:
MTN should calm down o jare. undecided

If NCC knew you couldn't pay the Damn sum. They wouldn't slam that amount on you guys.
#DealWithIt


Pls who regulates Cable Tvs. Dstv needs some slamming too.
NBC regulates cable TV .
Acronym for National Broadcasting Commission
PhonesRe: We Nigerians Are Unfair To MTN by guyXander(m): 3:58pm On Oct 31, 2015
If you calculate all the monies they've acquired from subscribing us to things we didn't subscribe to, it will amount to 2trillion naira.
Nemesis is nemesis.
They need to pay, even if our economy suffers.
LiteratureThe Abortion by guyXander(op): 3:40pm On Oct 31, 2015
He stared blankly with hands akimbo. A hand touched him from behind. His brain didn't quite interpret it as a touch as he gave no response. He seemed totally disconnected from reality.
She was pregnant for him. She broke the news over the phone. He'd thought he wouldn't be so sad if a thing like this ever happened.
She shook him.
"You look depressed."
"Are we going to abort it?"
"No, no, no, no."
"Are you saying 'no' to what I said or something else?"
"I'm losing my mind", was what left his lips.
" No, we're not, never aborting her."
"Her?
You're scaring me."
"Forget I said that, but no abortion.
No one has to die because we did something terrible. We can do this."
"I have our backs."
The imagery in her head were all tales of doom. His words didn't seem to make it better.
Logically he thought, "how can I add a worse sin to the one I already have?"
A silence ensued...
Then she said, "I can't have this baby."
His brain was scanning through millions of files: helpful words he could say to dissuade her from following through with her decision.
"No one has the right to think you not a saint. I would consider you one if you don't. I won't judge you if you don't.
There is no 'physically' dissuading you..."

Ten years later...
"Do you remember that morning when you talked me out of the abortion?"
"Who can forget that day?"
"Well, I met a doctor who was to help do the abortion."
"What?!"
"He was trying to abort the baby when he said there was a complication. He said some medical terms I can't quite remember, but the long and short of it was that, I would lose my womb if he attempted it."
"Mummy, I'm need one thousand naira."
"For what? Can't you see your dad and I are taking?"
"Oh, which kind wicked excuse be this, mtcheeew!"
He stared at her sternly, and she walked away.

"Joe, joe. You get lectures today?"
"No. Wetin you want again?"
"Hahaha. Abeg my babe get belle and she wan pull am by all means."
"Wait wait wait, guy na wa for you oh. How come na? You dey dull die!"
"Guy, that's by the way sef. She wan abort am and I no want make she abort am?"
"Guy na all this your uptight religious way dey make me taya for you. Na which kind talk be that. Leave am made she abort am na!"
"Guy hear me out na! I want make you act as doctor. I don tell her best friend make she recommend you as the quack doctor.
All you have to do is say the script I'll give you."
"I go pay you."
"No worry I go do am for free."

Later that night

"Guy how the thing go? Hope say you no fall hand? 'Cause I need take eye see her since morning."
"Dude, you need see me where I dey act! Guy I be world class actor. All those my fake lecturers wey no sabi mark script no dey acknowledge my I ingenuity.
" You succeed! "
"Guy, chillax na! I be final year theatre art student oh. Yes e work!"

Waving her hands in front of his face, she quizzed, "what are you thinking?"
"Just thinking of how beautiful she turned out to be."
RomanceRe: 8 Brutal Truths You Should Know If You Are Dating A First-born. by guyXander(m): 3:32pm On Oct 31, 2015
Proudly 4th born. No pressure. Cause I don't like pressure.
When you're the fourth born out of six, you have the chance to try out many possibilities, cos there are few responsibilities on your shoulders.
PhonesRe: What Else Do You Do With Your phone Apart From These Things? by guyXander(m): 10:21pm On Oct 30, 2015
Wisdomkosi:
What else do you do with your phones apart from these things listed below?
1, Reading
2, playing games
3, listening to songs
4 watching videos
5 chatting
6.......... Add yours please
As a pedometer with 'pacer' apk and 'Google fit' apk
As a sleep monitor with 'sleep time' apk
As a my doctor with 'heart rate' apk
As smart mobile TV with 'mobdro' apk
As my life coach with 'personal life tracker' apk
I don try.
People lack imagination that's why dy only watch porn with their phone.
PhonesRe: "MTN In Moves To Change Nigerian Management Team Over N1.4trn Fine" by guyXander(m): 8:56am On Oct 29, 2015
Nemesis!!!
Yes!
There is justice!
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen- Afenifere Replies Kwankwaso by guyXander(m): 6:08pm On Oct 27, 2015
j1mmy:
The comments here are exactly why illiterate and primitive fulani manage to dominate the south...no unity!
You are a Solomon of our time!
That's wisdom.
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen- Afenifere Replies Kwankwaso by guyXander(m): 6:08pm On Oct 27, 2015
j1mmy:
The comments here are exactly why illiterate and primitive fulani manage to dominate the south...no unity!
You are a Solomon of our time!
PoliticsRe: Fulani Herdsmen- Afenifere Replies Kwankwaso by guyXander(m): 6:00pm On Oct 27, 2015
NnaaGuy:
Pan-Yoruba socio-political organisation, Afenifere, has faulted remarks made by former governor of Kano State, Senator Rabiu Kwakwanso, who allegedly justified the activities of Fulani herdsmen in the South West.

Kwakwanso had said over the weekend that “the issue of conflict between the farmers and Fulani herdsmen is not common to the South west alone. It is not even common to Nigeria. It is all over the sub region”.

But in a statement, Afenifere’s publicity secretary, Mr. Yinka Odumakin, faulted Kwankwaso on the grounds that his comment did not address the issue of the herdsmen attacks and the abduction of the former Secretary to the Government of the Federation (SGF), Chief Olu Falae.

He said, “Kwankwaso’s grouse with Yoruba leaders was our call for an end to the criminal activities of Fulani herdsmen in the region at the recent summit in Ibadan and that the Yoruba nation may reconsider its place in a union that could not protect us and would not allow us to protect ourselves if we did not see any sign to restructure Nigeria into a proper federation.

“Kwakwanso did not condemn the abduction of Chief Olu Falae, the killing of innocent farmers, raping of women and destruction of crops and farmlands in the course of the grazing activities of Fulani herdsmen. He only tacitly justified their activities by offering excuses for their criminal conducts.”

“The issue that we are talking about, education is very important. If all Fulani are given opportunity to go to school, I don’t think they will risk their lives and their animals going into the bush, where there are reptiles. I think the key thing is education.

“Kwakwanso wants Yoruba “understanding of the situation” while his kinsmen continue to draw their blood, violating their women and destroying their farmlands until Mallam decides to give them education may be when we celebrate another centenary.

“The double speak of Kwakwanso is galling as he was a few months ago celebrating the hordes of Almajiris in the north as a positive development that provides a demography that could easily be herded for electoral process.

“Rabiu Kwakwanso in an interview he granted Vanguard Newspaper on April 26,2015, lambasted the wife of former President of Nigeria for “insulting” the north over the menace of Almajiri children which he considered a thing of ‘pride,’ saying, “Look at what the wife of the President said about us-northerners. She was just castigating the North almost at every opportunity. You cannot insult us and think that you can get away with it. This democracy is a game of numbers, and that is why we went back and put almajiris together to get about two million votes.

“The issue of almajiris have been opened to abuse in this country and turned into insults for us. Almajiri here is a positive word but the way they see it is that we are beggars, that we produce so many children that we cannot take care of, and that is what the First Lady was saying and we kept quiet because we had our own way of answering her and we did exactly that on the 28th of March.”

“Kwankwanso further said that the Fulani should be given the opportunity to go to school as if the Yoruba were the ones who denied them such opportunity in almost 40 years that the north has held power since independence.

“With the uncouth, rude and insensitive remarks of Kwankwaso and his ilk in the North which are like pouring salt on injury, it is coming clear to us that there may be a grand agenda with the activities of the Fulani herdsmen either as an advance party of Boko Haram into our territory or an expansionist project.

“The Yoruba leaders therefore stand by every word in the Ibadan declaration,” said Odumakin.

http://leadership.ng/news/470005/fulani-herdsmen-afenifere-replies-kwankwaso
I'm an Igbo man but this thing this guy said is paining me personally to my core.
In stead, you will come and apologize on behalf of your tribesmen you're here telling an outsider who is grieving that what they need is education.
This guy has cow brain!
The Yoruba are a peaceful people.
I've never heard them fight before.
But this is just too much.
This country sef.
Make we do divide I'm so fed up!

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