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Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 9:40am On Nov 21, 2015
adesegun121:
Endtime starter pack
The end time starter pack grin grin grin grin
Sai people go finish me oh

Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 9:30am On Nov 21, 2015
KingsleyCEO:
that's how to know a senseless post. Even if you don't have sense, can you at least pretend as though you have one?
Brotherly, I'm a GEJ fan. A stuanch one at that.
This is just comedy. Even comedian yab their paddies.
Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 9:25am On Nov 21, 2015
Wow. I made front page.... Wait it made front page?
Oluwa is involved!
So so blessings as this week dey end oh! shocked grin
Lala I owe you one. grin
Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 10:27pm On Nov 20, 2015
Laughter is a good medicine abi you no agree with me lalasticlala?
Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 10:26pm On Nov 20, 2015
The gate man starter pack

Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 10:24pm On Nov 20, 2015
The good life starter pack

Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 10:23pm On Nov 20, 2015
The Nigerian police starter pack

Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 10:22pm On Nov 20, 2015
The Unilag girl starter pack

Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 10:22pm On Nov 20, 2015
The Unilag boy starter pack

Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 10:21pm On Nov 20, 2015
The Nigerian barber starter pack

Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 10:20pm On Nov 20, 2015
The Nigerian border starter pack

Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 10:20pm On Nov 20, 2015
The Agbero starter pack

Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 10:19pm On Nov 20, 2015
The Owambe starter pack

Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 10:18pm On Nov 20, 2015
The Nigerian music video starter pack

Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 10:17pm On Nov 20, 2015
The GEJ starter pack

Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 10:16pm On Nov 20, 2015
3. The 'survive in the traffic' starter pack

Jokes EtcRe: 15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 10:15pm On Nov 20, 2015
2. The Ikoyi husband starter pack

Jokes Etc15 Most Hilarious Nigerian Starter Packs by guyXander(op): 10:14pm On Nov 20, 2015
1. The Nigerian sandwich starter pack

PoliticsRe: My Take On The Missing 105 Nigerian Soldiers - Cramjones by guyXander(m): 10:30am On Nov 20, 2015
cramjones:
Last year we had a Nigerian fighter pilot - Wg Cdr Hedima, captured, tortored and beheaded by Boko Haram. Our then President never said a word, in fact the Nigerian Air Force denied they ever knew the late Hedima. Today, we have 105 soldiers kidnapped and again we have a president that is yet to utter a word! In many countries this is an art of war! I should expect 70% of the Nigerian Air Force by now on a bombing campaign, I would expect the President on National TV in front of local and internal press addressing the situation and showing the world how strong and determined we are to route out terrorist. Yet, all we see is citizens doing what we can do best on social media.

We had an utterly destructive president in the name of GEJ. President Buhari must not turn out like him, there must be true CHANGE. We are either a country or we are not. We are not a country if 105 service men are captured without a word or action from the President. Imagine that Boko Haram overtook ISIS as the deadliest terror group in the world, and yet imagine the coalition and the number of bombs that have landed ISIS territory. Are we still a country! President Buhari must smell the coffee and wake up!

God Bless the Nigerian Armed Forces!

-CramJones
Wake up na!
This is NIGERIA!
This why it's called the zoo.
Keep doubting the nickname.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Fulani Militants Named As Fourth Deadliest Terror Group In World by guyXander(m): 10:17am On Nov 20, 2015
Buhari how far na? Are your Fulani brothers untouchables?
PoliticsRe: We Are No More Going To Pay Minimum Wage - Governors!! by guyXander(m): 10:05am On Nov 20, 2015
CAVEAT EMPTOR
I cannot assure you that thing will get better but change has come.
Enjoy the change. grin
SportsRe: U-17 Eaglets To Receive 20k Each (pictured) by guyXander(m): 3:00pm On Nov 17, 2015
Promhize:
REMITA that now handles government transactions is paid over 3billion daily.

Buhari's ministers are earning in the tens of millions, if not hundreds.

Over 400 billion is about to be paid to oil marketers.

Buhari came out yesterday or the day before, to say Nigerians have decided to remain one.

But the only thing that unites Nigeria the most, he treats like used tissue paper.

You and buhari are drunkards.
May God reward you my brother.
Buhari is an illusion of change!
CelebritiesRe: Genevieve Nnaji At The Press Conference Of Her Movie "Road To Yesterday" by guyXander(m): 3:49pm On Nov 13, 2015
This made front page?
Poems For ReviewRe: A Tale Of Two Lovers, On Its Head by guyXander(op): 6:00pm On Nov 10, 2015
Poems For ReviewA Tale Of Two Lovers, On Its Head by guyXander(op): 5:57pm On Nov 10, 2015
Broken, dragged, tortured, they were.
Plain, friendly, in love were they.
Succeed, truimph, excel, was the plan.
Tired, discouraged, reckless she was.

A poem, fictitious, fantasy, is it's genre.
A friend, a fiend he met.
Value, lies, enigma are three different words.
Intrinsic, essential, inherent are those words to the story.

Semantics, etymology, don't matter surely.
Verbose, excessive, magniloquent I seem to be.
Intended, conscious, am I, of this.
Synonyms, antonyms, you need to understand.

Covet, surreptitious, lurky were her antics.
A team, a couple they were.
Killed, murdering, they did a colleague.
Haunted, traumatized they became.

Estranged, alienated, they became.
Strained, exhausted was their relationship.
Disrespected, disregarded she felt.
Divorce, dissolution she sought.
Shishi, pikim, left his lips.

The end, fin, finis, owari, ende, telos, ogwogwo.
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Poems For ReviewRe: Aurora Equatorialis by guyXander(op): 8:08am On Nov 10, 2015
JigsawKillah:
Mourinho currently has more problems bigger than Wenger lol


Nice poem, Boss!
Glad you liked it
HealthReal Question by guyXander(op): 8:03am On Nov 10, 2015

PoliticsRe: Madam Kemi Omololu-olunloyo Speaks (Live From Radio Biafra) by guyXander(m): 6:27pm On Nov 09, 2015
Lalasticlala Shey we go put am for front page?
PoliticsRe: Indonesia Plans Crocodile Guarded Prison Island For Drug Convicts by guyXander(m): 6:15pm On Nov 09, 2015
abduljabbar4:
You are giving up already;'?

Are you aware that crocs will now be guarding the prisons which ur hard working brothers will be locked in? Take care oo
I will yab you to the extent you will wish you were able to bomb me like your brothers boko haram.
PoliticsRe: Indonesia Plans Crocodile Guarded Prison Island For Drug Convicts by guyXander(m): 6:14pm On Nov 09, 2015
abduljabbar4:
They never learn. One guy called guyxander said drug trafficking is better than begging
Come oh, this your name Abdul bla bla bla, sound like that guy that tried to bomb US airplane
PoliticsRe: Indonesia Plans Crocodile Guarded Prison Island For Drug Convicts by guyXander(m): 6:10pm On Nov 09, 2015
abduljabbar4:
They never learn. One guy called guyxander said drug trafficking is better than begging
Creep, beggar or whatever you are, quit mentioning my name.

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