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Nairaland General › Re: If U Get Mind Post Your Pics ! by H2O2: 7:24pm On Nov 30, 2008
sima:
i know jare. . . gabby's pictures are soo scary . . shocked
lmao
Romance › Re: Is Is A Must To Date J Ust One Girl by H2O2: 7:20pm On Nov 30, 2008
Date as many as you want until you find the one that makes your heart tick like a time bomb
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Wow, Mrcrackels. You Must Be A Total Player. Nairaland Players by H2O2: 12:24pm On Nov 30, 2008
whatta coincidence. i just finished soakig up a 10 page episode on teeth.
Celebrities › Re: Who Is The Sexiest President Alive? by H2O2: 12:13pm On Nov 30, 2008
hmm awon ashewo
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Wow, Mrcrackels. You Must Be A Total Player. Nairaland Players by H2O2: 12:09pm On Nov 30, 2008
jgirl won't you sleep
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 5:56am On Nov 30, 2008
even those with multiple boyfriends are still Hot.

how do you explain those huge dildos, vibrators, and co?
you folk are not as innocent as you want to pretend
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 5:55am On Nov 30, 2008
lol no she will not.

i will make sure i finger her to ensure minted condition
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 5:43am On Nov 30, 2008
[quote author=j-girl link=topic=201949.msg3160455#msg3160455 date=1228019720]You do know that under intense pressure, graphite can become diamond right?[/quote]But not without pussy reconstruction surgery, right? plol  cheesy  cheesy
JTs need to be controlled. Some of us try not to expose ourselves. For those that do it, they are lucky. . . they know what they want and they go for it. Example - a lot of NL girls with those pics are asking to be devoured so I don't blame certain guys.
they end up having to face the trauma of abortions or damaged wombs
They are trying to keep their legs crossed. It's just that most of you make it hard by offering them the world and everything in it.
It's because they're Hot dear
Older wine is also the best wine if we're going to use the wine analogy.
Older,yeah, I want to dust it up myself. remove the cobweb aka hymen
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 5:33am On Nov 30, 2008
No 100% diamonds anymore sef . We are now having to mix some ash with it
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 5:29am On Nov 30, 2008
nollywood bollywood hollywood worldwood it's everywhere.
It's like comparing C for diamond and C for graphite
Men want diamond

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=201949.msg3160424#msg3160424 date=1228018761]Let JT learn some control. Let the owner have decorum and a little bit of respect. They need to say NO once in a while
What?[/quote]Let these hyenas understand the ferrocity of JT.  If they do not want to be devoured and used
tell them to refrain from over exposing their mellons
2) Tell them to keep those lgs crossed
We like one that has not been round the block or with all our friends. Fairly-used! Is that too much to ask?
We like one that's high-profile
Is that too much to ask?  The best wine is kept till last
Romance › Re: She's Keeping Herself For The Wedding Night by H2O2: 5:23am On Nov 30, 2008
you call it just? do you know how many great chiefs have suffered heart attacks after realizing these criminals stole their millions huh
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 5:15am On Nov 30, 2008
Women like over-used cocks apparently

I wouldn't call it "over-used"
I call it debugging and initializing the cock for the real koko
Romance › Re: She's Keeping Herself For The Wedding Night by H2O2: 5:13am On Nov 30, 2008
We can exonerate muderers using your logic
Romance › Re: She's Keeping Herself For The Wedding Night by H2O2: 5:11am On Nov 30, 2008
[quote author=j-girl link=topic=198776.msg3160411#msg3160411 date=1228018198]Na wa. . . there are other ways to get the money. Some women hustle without using their bodies smiley smiley smiley[/quote]gold digging. those ones na jagudas
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 5:10am On Nov 30, 2008
[quote author=j-girl link=topic=201949.msg3160407#msg3160407 date=1228018033]Hubbyless feminist? Not going to make me feel bad at all. I wasn't looking for a hubby before.
The men who don't look away are not bad. The bad ones are those that make it a hobby to go after everything that gets JT excited. You and who are in which category?
LOL - my people know that. They just keep wishing.
Ever had a Vaginal reconstruction surgery? Who told you it's painful? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy[/quote]Stop exciting JT. You can't continue putting your hand in a lion's mouth expecting to go scot-free each time. everyday for thief na one day for hin catcher. Ask siegfried and roy about this.
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 5:07am On Nov 30, 2008
This "slutism" is discouraged in our society.  We have male viligantes on rolling employment to help weed out the weak women.
These noble citizens do the job for free.

perfect system
Romance › Re: She's Keeping Herself For The Wedding Night by H2O2: 5:05am On Nov 30, 2008
LOL it ain't even worth it then

The fatter ones are the richer ones. How is she going to get the money for recon surgery?
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 5:02am On Nov 30, 2008
H2O2:
One is a groupie the other is a slut

Which one is better? No contradiction here. All na fornication that demerit the pussy.
The difference is one slut is a 50-year-old sagging nanny employed by JC penny while the other is a 25yearold hot brunette hooters babe
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 5:01am On Nov 30, 2008
One is a groupie the other is a slut

Which one is better?  No contradiction here.  All na fornication that demerit the pussy.
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 4:58am On Nov 30, 2008
[quote author=j-girl link=topic=201949.msg3160378#msg3160378 date=1228016686]In that case, we are polishing our sugar gates so that JTs can have smooth entries and endurable lodgings.[/quote]Good! Then you have no problem confronting the consequences : option (B) remains - become a hubbyless feminist.
LOL! If it reacts to the mammary glands, do you have to act on the desires of JT? Why can't men be strong and look away?
The men who don't look away are as strong as the women who give it up.  We are even in that category.
Sex is not love and love is not sex. They don't even necessarily compliment each other.
Tell that to your people.  They think the fastest to remove  the gstring gets the wedding ring.
Haven't you heard of those didirins that want to tie men down with babies ? female nincompoops i tell ya  grin

Once the elastic is worn out, why will I knock on your door? I'm going to knock on the door of the Plastic Surgeon jare. tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue
That's the painful and expensive price they have to pay for being hos
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 4:52am On Nov 30, 2008
stillwater:
@topic

I don't see any difference between sex on the first date and having sex later on in a relationship outside marriage. It's just like groupies trying to be holier than prostitutes.
you're right jare my dear kiss kiss kiss
Romance › Re: She's Keeping Herself For The Wedding Night by H2O2: 4:42am On Nov 30, 2008
The simple reason is because pussy yen man sho.

As soon as he finds out she wasn't a virgin to begin with, he will do it 10 more times before saying bye bye to her. take advantage of the opportunity. I don't blame him

She goes from being a potential wife to a hooker that wasn't paid for her service LMAO grin
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 4:39am On Nov 30, 2008
You can keep trying to compete with men in other areas of life. But when it comes to sex, you are in deepshit. Once that elastic is worn out sad sad sad sad don't knock on my door.
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 4:36am On Nov 30, 2008
A crime for what? Men with those numbers will be praised as if they built a rocket to go to Mars.
You can't have your cake and eat it too. If you don't want the numbers as high, then stop putting too much expectation on men by asking them to be perfect in bed.

All this numbers game is because we're polishing JT to perform the way you want it to.
You play your part by keeping the numbers down
Be sure we will also play ours by keeping the numbers as high as is needed to achieve perfection

I am all over the place because different issues are coming up at the same time.
Your JTs react to healthy-looking mammary glands. NO control whatsoever. But it goes further than that. What do men do to in that situation? They rise to the occasion, chase the lady and start doing all sorts. Must men do something about every single thing that causes a bulge in their pants?
Healthy-looking mammary glands? Of course it reacts! IT HAS TO. If it doesn't we would have a lot of mean-looking , sexually frustrated, bloated women out there.

Maybe if you stop mistaking sex for love the amount of reaction that occurs won't even matter.
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 4:27am On Nov 30, 2008
true talk by a40
Romance › Re: She's Keeping Herself For The Wedding Night by H2O2: 4:23am On Nov 30, 2008
No I'm not. That's what I'm saying. She should have the right to decide if she wants the sex that much or not.
He probably would not have married her after getting it but maybe she gave her life to Christ or changed her ways. She's a mental virgin with a new man.
jgirl mental virginity is not in vogue
If I'm the guy I would be suspicious. He go chop, clean mouth, clean hand, commot soon as she gives it up.



Virginity is a state of mind.
someone has been lying to you
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 4:20am On Nov 30, 2008
Really? You guys all want women who have low numbers but then again, y'all want to sleep with all the women you date. Is that not contradictory? How many women pass through one guy. How then can you expect to have a reverse case when you're busy sleeping with a record number of girls?
There is no contradiction there. As long as the women folk are not being exterminated. There will always be a handful with low numbers. How many men pass through one woman? in that woman's case a whole forty three. That should be a crime.
Romance › Re: Sex On The First Date? by H2O2: 4:18am On Nov 30, 2008
Women are y'all's weaknesses. Women usually have sex half the time because the guys want it. Men are the first to cheat because they can't take their eyes of miniskirts and halter tops. Your JT precedes your head and most times, often do the thinking for the men. I think it's fine to be promiscuous as long as you're smart about it.
You are all over the place. From sex on the first date to adventurous women to cheating NA wA O
You can't even defend your own people? That's how bad it is.

The women who are out there doing it have themselves to blame for it. Ya know why? It's because they can't figure out a way to stop getting wet every nano secondth

You know why the John Thomas is always bowing its head? It's because the twins on your chest are always exposed. JT will not say hello if TJ does not say hi to him.

Promiscuous and fine? I should sue you for that one. Do you know that miss america, mayor, senators etc have lost their jobs for being promiscusous? You can't clean it up

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