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ibukun

james blunt

RubyPearl:
oh gosh, tope, why na?
Plz, I really dnt want to get bashed today


Did j-girl send ya

I won't budge .  

besides, tope knows i don't go after girls with husbands.  milfs are not my thing unless they're hooters material

ibkaye:
Haba, this guy is really in a weird mood today

ibukun    two words for you: James Blunt

tope, you wan know why i love that girl?
we agree on so many things
she's like the only babe on nairaland with common sense.

Ogboraph:
igive you five minute to explain what is wrong  with me please let me know

you are afraid to be a man.  
women love dictatorship and a man in charge.

ew i just went limp.

that song was for ibukun

190
na so he pain you reach? who steal your girl
how far

tope2000:
No wonder u bash women, so u r still lookin for the one.
The one that wudnt have sex on the first date

LOL      . Can you blame me ? I'm a charming virign


I can never bash women. I love women.


you are the one ti mo really feran
you are the apple of my eye, iwo lokan mi yan o.
omoge you is the one that i really lovee

yawns and farts

Dumb as he seems, Bush is a smart negro.  Shey una see how gas prices drop like when

Ogboraph:
its totally wrong to doble date .

i know what's wrong with you. you are still stuck in the 4th century.

tope2000:
Well not all of us are malignant tumors, shey you know.
B.T.W[b] Is your girlfriend one? [/b]

aww tope stop it
you get style o
i'm singul

ibkaye:
Hmm, ok o

oh i kno. sorry, don't mean to hurt your feelings. just mindless killings sha

ibkaye:
Behaving like how?

like genocidal maniacs

I don't know why these northern (not all) animals keep behaving like this.

ibkaye:
some would just prefer the guys to act natural, is that too much to ask?

that's y it's you i want, my dear. we can eat moin moin and eko happily ever after. if that one too high profile for you we fit change am to ogi and ewa agoyin

NVA! Progress

tope2000:
How dare you

tope am i lying slap me if you think i am

Ogboraph:
Quote from: H2O2 on Today at 09:17:44 PM
that is how it starts. if you fall in love with me I will not regret it.

:
Another funny joke  

i think H202 is another perfect 007jamesbond

ewu!  ibukun this guy just insulted me ooh because of you

ibkaye:
Lmao!

Not neccessarily!

Ibukun, yes, necessarily.  Women want to be pampered and nurtured [deceived].  They enjoy the rush that comes along with eating out at nice restaurants on first dates ; it makes them feel good about themselves, because they think it shows that the guy cares enough to treat them like a queen.  

Didn't you see that thread about the woman that got married at McDonalds in the family section?  You saw how the naija girls here almost butchered her, didn't you?

No woman wants to eat kuli kuli on the first date.  Tantalizer is a must.

kugaba:
What expanding opportunities are u referring to? Lets be a bit fair to the ladies,[b] i have more than one girl but i don't think its a good idea. [/b]because i cannot stand my girl admiring or looking at another guy with curiosity how much more me being guilty of it. We enjoy such games because we are onesat the offensive. What if it was the other way, were we have to beg them to dothings our way?

end of discussion.  you have more than one girl because you know what's good for you.

ibkaye:
Hehehehe, because I can read minds and this has joke written all over it  

you should never become miss cleo. you failed horribly

tope2000:
Buahahahaaha
But its true tho, how do those naija men cope with several wives

those are real men, i tell you boi.  you people are malignant tumors

Ogboraph:
if a man is not acting at first impression. and is real to him self just be natural the way you are your realself i bet you as that lady stays with you she will keep seeing more reason to love you and be happy

if you try this approach you will be single for a long time.

ibukun what makes you think i'm joking  
gosh how frustrating it is to convince you

ibkaye:
You are funny, I swear

that is how it starts. if you fall in love with me I will not regret it.

chika98:
Hasn't this topic been beaten to death already?

trespasser

ibkaye:
Indeed

okay i lied about that one. but really you should.

I repeat, there is nothing wrong with taking these confused human beings to tantalizers.  if you take them to iya shukura's canteen they will be the first to accuse you of having no decency, or not knowing how to court a lady.

ibkaye:
See your mouth

focus on my lips.  they are perfect, soft, angelic
one girl almost came just from staring at them