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RedHotChic:
Different how?

Why are you asking me? He said it, not me.

He said different, not smarter.  Always so quick to stir controversy.


Most of the girls here simply lack fundamentals. 88% of them have no home training.

grrs

Sweetie, let him go.

no worry yursef, i go keep shut

chika98:
Now i don become hen abi?

I'll be waiting outside the thread, by my car.  drop your number when you're headed my way.  The information you need to identify my car is listed on my profile  

your objective is to keep my heart guessing hen  

chika98:
Danke is the only one i listen to in this forum. I love her like that .

na so so play you dey carry me play?  so much for sincerity.

chika98:
You call me desperate and i call it someone who knows how to get what they want. Appreciate that!

tell 'em girl.  if you want the finest things in life you should go after them.

chika98:
I want something special. But how i go collect am naw?? U fit send am through dhl?

dhl, google, fedex, usps, whatever you prefer my darl.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=200670.msg3144621#msg3144621 date=1227750539]EWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! LMAO!
You have killed morenike today!
You just hit the nail on the head.

H2O2 is crazy about her. . . I wonder when she'll realize this. She invested a lot of energy in getting his attention. She should reap the fruits of her labor. [/quote][quote author=Busy_body link=topic=200670.msg3144615#msg3144615 date=1227750407]Leave Morenike o, let her continue doing shakara, just don't let her start crying when i finish sharing out all the men, can you imagine she is even refusing a good man like H202 Oh well person wey get head no get fila and vice versa Don't she realise that the reason H202 keeps bouncing Chika is because his heart only beats for her and he is reserving himself for her [/quote]na only esu odara ogiri ofo go forgive una for deceiving that bereaved child.

chika98:
How you go show am?

hunny, what would you like for xmas    apart from me of curs

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=200670.msg3144615#msg3144615 date=1227750407]Leave Morenike o, let her continue doing shakara, just don't let her start crying when i finish sharing out all the men, can you imagine she is even refusing a good man like H202 Oh well person wey get head no get fila and vice versa Don't she realise that the reason H202 keeps bouncing Chika is because his heart only beats for her and he is reserving himself for her [/quote]bisi body worry about yourself.  what can i offer you ?

i want to show you what it means to be loved.

that is my gift to you for appreciating me.

ask what h2o2 can do for you.  heck, forget about laying the pipe, i will rock your world.

took a nice quick nap

chika98:
Jgirl: Chamo who? Abeg I don't want any problems with anyone. I want my own man

come to me, tell me your name you blow me off like a hurricane haha

chika98:
It has oh. The fraudulent boy couldn't even pretend sef.

This is authentic. I love you like a fat kid loves cake.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=200670.msg3144500#msg3144500 date=1227748551]You and H2O2 would be NL's brangelina. Consider it. . .
when you tell me you have a man then, I will believe you.[/quote]Some of that magic is needed to break you in.  Just take a look at your profile picture and imagine the supreme domination that woman is about to undergo.

Don't you want some of that?  tickle tickle

chika98:
Atleast let it last for 10 mins. Pretend for atleast 10mins. Not too much to ask for.

baby, why now  

see as my baby dey beg. and them say naija bobos no get value.


[quote author=j-girl link=topic=200670.msg3144486#msg3144486 date=1227748398]Oh jeeeeeeeeeeeeez!
Oya go for ebony. We all know that you and ebony have serious chemistry.
Why must you go for chika's sis? Have you seen her before?[/quote]God forbid satan's wrath.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=200670.msg3144445#msg3144445 date=1227747922]Na wa! I tire for the guy sef. KAI!
Why the lies? H2O2, you're about to miss the best NL thing that ever happened to you o!
Get Chika now before it's too late.[/quote]Impossible. She's a guy; says her profile. My plan all along has been to get in good with his sister.

chika98:
In that case. . shift then.

The guy is a fraud. he is back to his old self already.

shift?  must i lie about loving you before i'm able to get you to cook me 3 meals a day  

i am a nice guy_{everybody knows}, you don't need to make me become one.
[quote author=j-girl link=topic=200670.msg3144419#msg3144419 date=1227747642]Excuse you? I just wanted to know what brought out the human-side of you, that's all.
I am not jealous at all.
Maybe Chika can make you become a nice guy to us, who knows?Every minute, she's shouting about one hubby or the[/quote]sometimes even dreams come true.

chike i can't make that promise.

chika98:
If i endure? How come you dey curse me every chance you get na?

accept my heartfelt apology, it's the devil's work.  how can i make it up to you?  


[quote author=j-girl link=topic=200670.msg3144397#msg3144397 date=1227747296]leave her out. . .
LOL! You are not serious at allllll!
So you're on NL to conduct an experiment?
I have to know what brought out that almost-human side of you minutes ago.[/quote]jealousy jeaousy, na hin dey worry you. you had your chances but you blew it. A-40 is still available. stop intruding on my internal affairs.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=200670.msg3144366#msg3144366 date=1227746938]Dang! You are very mean. I am sure I've told you that several times. I'm repeating it again.
So who's the panhandle? Chika or who?

I think you're just in the mood to bag someone off NL tonight. Am I missing something?[/quote]gr, can we leave my swweery out of this? i'm almost certain she's lovely.

bagging is not as meaningful as shagging - so I was told.  this is just an experiment.

chika98:
Shey you see the kind of insult am getting because of you.

sweery, no mind am. if you endure these hardships for me, i promise to reward you with my love.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=200670.msg3144338#msg3144338 date=1227746539]Oh my gosh! Did someone hit H2O2 on the head with a pipe?
That's the greatest compliment any woman will ever get from him.[/quote]Shocked much? Don't be.  Even panhandles _like are entitled to their 20 minutes of fame.

[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=200670.msg3144333#msg3144333 date=1227746495]Chika98, na so you cheap reach You is a silly gyal indeed [/quote]ROFL_kobostyle  

Hey why not leave the chick alone?  Jealousy _{*ptiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuh*}

chika98:
See why i should run. You are already cursing me

Would I ever do that?  women are delicate, soft, cuddly creatures that should be pampered very much.  Any man who fails in that regard should be ashamed of himself.

chika98:
Awww baby. H202 Should i start running??

Don't tell me those two lines of words are enough to mesmerize you.  Silly girl, I mean it though. .

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=200670.msg3144255#msg3144255 date=1227745459]OH HECK NO!
Who told you I have lack of that?
You really have a very high opinion of yourself.
Let's know how your jumpoffs are doing? You better hope you didn't leave any babies behind.[/quote]like, duhhhh!
biology should have taught you that i have enough yogurt juice to offer.
contraceptives are not meant for whimsy decorations.

chika98:
before nko? No be me open thread?

achoo, what are waiting for? say my name, say my name baby.
it's a wonderful thanksgiving gift. i heartily accept.