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[quote author=j-girl link=topic=197937.msg3115508#msg3115508 date=1227226514]Of course you wouldn't. Oniranu!
People like you like Old wine.[/quote]What's wrong with you? Ki lon worry e. Is dating a crime ni?

Hahaha you just comfused me o.

I didnwouldn't mind dating a woman a few years older than me  

Riskie:
Ummm. . . ok? When did it ever become a must for all people to be in agreement? If that was a law that I was passed I was never informed of it. You want me to say I agree with you? OK! I agree. Go eat a cookie.

thanks baby. i won't eat a cookie but i feel much better.

Riskie:
Okie dokie. Whatever you say. . .

It is not whatever I say. It is a fact, and you must agree with me: no man will ever get pregnant for as long as we both shall live. Men don't get pregnant, transgendered people do.

Riskie:
Seriously, I kid you not. Every strange thing I see now I'm going to take a picture of. LOL! With the world that we live in I don't see why you would find that so hard to believe. ^{**there's a pregnant man living in our world for pete's sake!**}

That's not true. That he is a she pretending to be a he, because American society is trying desperately to worship liberalism.

no mind them. na so dem go dey try pretend say dem fine.

tope2000:
@h202
Why na

tope, why not?
you people better get rid of those stretch marks.

Gonna puke    

How about Seun? He's the pinnacle of manliness.

So. . tell me, the woman has been there since, he prolly didn't give her no gifts. Then entered syphilis and morphed him into the 'thoughtful' husband.

IMO, if I was the lady, I'll fling him and the gift through the window. The best thing he can do is to tell her ASAP, the gift part is very annoying. It's like me strangling someone and after I realise there could be a way out, I run to get a present then, apologise. . come off it!

But if to say na diamond you no go throway am

tope2000:
I'm already in loff with u jare

thanks jare baby. my loff for you was love at first sight.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=197899.msg3110590#msg3110590 date=1227137009]Kai! That day, I will gladly accept defeat and give you your props. . . also that day, I'm sure we'll see pigs and cows competing in the Olympics along side men.

@ snazzy, I have told you. Go and pray[/quote]omode o mo ogun o'n pe l'efo.
pikin doesn't know medicine she calls it spinach.

Laugh all you want. At the end of the day both of you would be doubly glad to fall head over hells in love with a dude like me.

topsy o disappoint me sha. you know dam wel im a gentleman.

Lol, tope oo serious. who was feeding you lies before

sistawoman:
What are some of the Nigerian flavored drinks that i can get here in the States?

that ons is no problem.

we have limca, tonic water, schweppes, ginger ale, mirinda

then there's maltina, malta guinness and co

and if you want the mu'kun le
we have guilder, star, guinness, harp

tope, what's all this about 202 front?

op
if true, just let her know it's a psychological problem and you'll help her get through it.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=197499.msg3109659#msg3109659 date=1227122979]Girl, there's nothing wrong with what you said except that naija guys have a different meaning of submission. It's very extreme. Like I said, a better word is compromise because they think of submission in a different way.[/quote]I thought all along.  It's about you isn't it?  The caliber of men you date won't understand what it means to submit. . .

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=197499.msg3109606#msg3109606 date=1227122405]H2O2, you have come again! I will not marry a heartless man for sure but I refuse to let my husband use me as a doormat. Which one is confused christian again? Who told you I'm a christian? My faith has nothing to do with this because I will not use the word "submit" to refer to what I do to my husband. Naija men don't know the meaning of submission. My husband will understand better hopefully.[/quote]Naija girl, common sense: you're a christian.  If you wish to denounce your God before me and beg to the contrary, I triple dare you to do so.  Heck, you won't be the first to do it.  Peteru did it too.  
You seem to be hinting that the bible is wickedly written, as if God is a wicked God, or as if submit is written in the bible to enslave women to men.  Submission to your husband should be about love and honor, not "mugun".

J-girl and her insecurities.  If you honor and respect yourself, who's to say the husband you marry won't do the same?
It's not like you plan on marrying a heartless man whose goal is to devour you in your relationship.
Confused christian.

What have you done

Nigerian American koh, Calabari American ni

"God wants me to be happy"

Coco29:
erm? erm? king we were made that way, that is why you are alive, so although we are like that we were ment to be like that sooooooo shall we go back to the begining then ? KING!

Thanks  
I just felt the responsibility to correct that statement

chika98:
Men are emotionally unstable. what else is new??

Women are emotionally unstable (crying, whining, nagging, bitching, PMS) and are prone to making false allegations such at this.  I recommend prozac.

Men are logical.

what we you so?

Gamine:
About this whole consent matter thing,
don't you know when a Dog is happy, sad, angry? i do.
Many people in polygamous marriage are not complaining, they are HAPPY
SOON,
People will start producing consent letters from people they murdered,

This got me laughing.

Keep generalizing like a pathological liar.  You did say lying is one of your inherited and most cherished traits.

Did you pull those statistics out of your hairy buttocks?

DavidDylan:
what's wrong with it? People get married in hot air balloons, Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde exchanged vows in an aircraft . . . as long as the couple is happy with doing something a little out of the ordinary then let them be. millions of weddings that were "celebrated" in more fancy places and disolved within 2 years.

Yup.
People mistakenly confuse money and elegance with contentment and happiness.