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chika98:
No problem then. Enjoy your jump off and let us know when you are ready for the main thing.

whose offer? if it's yours i'll reconsider.

chika98:
H202: Dude where do we begin to appreciate you sef?

my jump off apperciates me everyday.  your appreciation would be like 1c on the dollar: it's negligible.

what's the mass of atmospheric air in a 4m by 5m by 6m room at a temperature of 25-Celsius.

air has a gas constant of 0.287 kj/kg.k

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=200670.msg3144144#msg3144144 date=1227744308]Yeah, you and your assistantS cannot get a rise out of me if you tried. That's why I asked you to go and screw yourself.
Appreciate the praises, you may never hear them this concentrated again.   [/quote]better off screwing you, since you desperately need it.
lack of dick is turning you rosie o' donnell

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=200670.msg3144099#msg3144099 date=1227743793]Oh darl, you are so mistaken! You couldn't screw me even if I allowed you to bring an assistant. I need you to keep the feminist in me active.[/quote]i don't think an assistant would be in your best interest.  your vaginal orifice is not durable for that kind of pussy pummeling.

hot fluid in an isolated tank is cooled by a stirring rod. the internal energy of the fluid is 900kj initially. during the cooling process the fluid loses 400 kj of heat, and the stirring rod does 50kj of work on the fluid. determine the final internal energy of the fluid.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=200670.msg3144069#msg3144069 date=1227743436]Screw you jare! [/quote]Wouldn't you prefer I screw you?  you know there's a scarcity of Naija men ?  Last thing you wanna do is send me away.  you need me.

A 1200kg car must climb a hill while maintaining a constant velocity of 90kilos-per-hour.If the hill is inclined at 30degrees, determine the additional power that must be delivered by the engine.

Who needs a petty appreciation from bums.  hissesssssssss

How much power is required to accelerate a 900kg car from rest to a velocity of 80km/hr in 20 seconds on a smooth, level road.

my gsi told me option c should be "entropy"

but shouldn't the answer be evapotranspiration anyhoo = whatever

where's your proof?
what makes you think you're not yarning in vain?

I heard lesbians are diseased creatures that need to be disinfected.

him dey fancy you. yeye guy better leave the girl alone.

is sating close to ogidi watch the papcorn

that wowo thing?

OgidiBoy:
You right sexyleamon, I think H202 has a childish crush on shegirl but don't know how to approach a female. aaaawwww how sweet but pathetic.

I don't know how you say this thing?

sexyLeamon:
am not but if you think so then so be it

is somebody trying to flirt?

yes. with you. what is your name? wher dreamland

stop it. i don't like to play that kind. what is your name? you sound like say sweet

transgendered, i get another girl wey go fine pass you

Leamon, you're still lying.
Where's dreamland?

shegirl71:
Now wont it be ridiculous for me to think i am the only one with a brain?Yet again you have proved me right that your brain is completely DE-Attached from your mind.And wow i look 29?Well that is not a bad age compared to you at 40 and simply can't type properly.

must you always abuse me like so?  wetin i carry do you    i am type properly.

sexyLeamon:
my embarassed face shows that I'm embarrassed for una.  You are so far behind the rest of the world.

oh not only unromantic, they also lie and overexadurate things

    where's the proof?

shegirl71:
Oh no he doesnt pay for anything infact we have a business together.And one more thing i have noticed is that you spell pretty bad too.

you get boyfriend? be like say you fine small. i sabi spell well well.

shegirl71:
Sorry am i suppose to answer that?

you think say na only you get brain.  you look like 29.  better go and marry before baby doesn't commot.

OgidiBoy:
H202 please tell me you not 40. I beg of you

That does not change the reality of it now, does it?  There's nothing wrong with having a bit of fun.

shegirl71:
Ok few things i have also noticed about you is that you dnt knw how to speell and your eyes don't work well with your brain. i didnt blame unromantic nature on age.

And those that have money don't prattle about it.

many things i have seed inside you is because you like asking to given money without taken it for your own money.  your boyfriend is pay for everything.  na lie?

shegirl71:
It is understandable you are only acting your age.

what if I tell you I'm 40? Would you call me a fool

i didn't throway insults at somebody, what have you saw?

OgidiBoy:
Hey H202,


What's your own with shegirl I don' see anything she's done to you I'm sorry.

please i doesn't mean to insulting your girlfriend.