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You know say the oyinbo people wey talk say "u no kno wetin u no get until u no get am"  dem no lie.
all of that ifo, jedi jedi, iba, kuraw kuraw, lapa lapa, and oorun, that these girls brought to my vicinity, i felt the difference after sending them away.

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=195509.msg3085278#msg3085278 date=1226635279]If I no get taste, I would have been all on you. yeye man

@j-girl
now you're 10? after chasing A-40 of age 40 u can still give H202 a chance[/quote]Chanci? chance at what?  my girl friends are keeping me happy thank you very much.
when the time comes to settle down, I will go to HYPorS to pick out a naija girl from there.

See as you people don graze me with attention finish for internet.  

I dey go do daily hygeine round number 2. I will be back after the break.

chika98:
Eldest doesn't always mean the wisest.

lol. rupture vein maka y? Asswipes like you?? You would know all about that huh? since you like getting it in the arse without vaseline. Infact i have no more words for you.

just confess that you like me and i'll give you my number.  wetin? na by force? i say i no do. shikena.  

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=195509.msg3085263#msg3085263 date=1226634814]LOL! Get out of here jare. . . Morenike has better taste than you. She knows quality and goes after it with precision. Learn from her. Abeg no fighting oooo! Don't mind H2O2. . . just like his name, he knows how to press your buttons. Older than me? [/quote]Taste, for morenike? Which kain taste?  The girl mouth na fire no be small. In fact, I take style pity hin man small.
Your own betta small, because you no say na for internet your braggado go finish.   But for her. . . nah

Abeg no fighting oooo! Don't mind H2O2. . . just like his name, he knows how to press your buttons.

don't mind her. she's a goat.  all those 2 year old lines she's using here is better served with her little brothers.

[quote author=d-baptist link=topic=195509.msg3085260#msg3085260 date=1226634787]''

guy show some respect 4 that tin wey u dey call anyhow na from there u talk enta this world
and we are talking bout sedu here not sniping our families
una get family values atall?


hey show sum love to the ladies h202[/quote]hey, my guy, that's what i'm doing o.

chika98:
bloody idiot. takes pride in talking smack about folks in order to stroke his ego. Internet gangster want to-be oshi. SDFU while you're at it.

Lol.  see wetin una do.  this silly pikin wan cry for my hand now.


chika, take am easy. ki lo de?  you go rupture vein for your neck now.  if you promise to be a good girl i'll give you lolpop

gosh, such a butt tight virgin.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=195509.msg3085243#msg3085243 date=1226634407]Ma da omo yii loun. O ti yoooooo!LOL! What is wrong with him? I haven't seen his pic before but with such a mouth, he better be able to command the attention that he's busy dissing on NL. It's confirmed. Better befriend morenike now she can provide seductive, beautiful naija girls for you ooooo!
Take my advice. Agbalagba lo n soro.[/quote]Moreni wetin? ewwwwww. awon iya mi oshoronga o ni je. wetin i go take am do? na housegirl this one go come do for my house abeg. if she lucky i go give my gateman make he marry am.

chika98:
You would know all about that now won't you? Odesin. Please don't bring my family into anything here on NL. I ain't kidding with you.

stupid fowl. stop making noise. commot let me see betta people.

chika98:
lol @ you chics getting all worked up over H202.

He is a clown. Don't mind him

na me be clown or na ur uncle be clown
u dey mad.
me and ur sister no be mate, warn urself

e get as e be oooo

anyway i don talk my own.

you know me.  i like to keep it real. tell it like it is.

ah ahn, maybe i should continue.  story plenty  

some of una get lapa lapa for toto

morenike?  carry your werepe go your husband bed abeg

In fact it's a terrible abomination.   Armpit, stank, body odor nko? e dey, even teeth dirty. Kilode! Thank God you people left naija sha.  At least you can learn a few things from the black and white girls here.  Even those of una wey dey yankee, some of una no dey shower.  una smell, haba.  u people should talk to each other o.  It is not seductive at all.

How many naija guys can get a girl wet without bringing out their JT first? Bunch of uncreative buffoons!  

Ask morenike, she knows.  

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=195509.msg3085190#msg3085190 date=1226632774]Na you bring the worst side of me out.
Why would I seduce a man by cursing him?

If I like him, I don't curse him.

wait o. . . . .and you think naija men are seductive? Yea, if you think crusty nails and smelly breath, and temper is seductive, then naija men are good at it. ~roll eye~[/quote]we go manage una. no be wetin you wan hear be that? we no say una get scoin for head but we go still nack am. you people and your po.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=195509.msg3085183#msg3085183 date=1226632570]Naija girls can seduce without taking clothes off. Deal with it![/quote]Shooooo! That one na lie.  wetin una go take seduce?  na worwor face I go chop, abi na dirty yansh wey get stretch marks?

See this one wey dey talk. your own dey cooler . i no wan give your size. na you worse pass. be like say na curse curse you go take seduce people. jgirl nko, na womanchismo she go use. jgirl wey no fit talk wetin she go do to romance hin man. silly pikin.

Seduction and naija girl, same sentence? why why why!
shay na those girls wey dey shout "see toto, see toto" for youtube dey seduce people? shoo

George Washington

God Bless America

Hmm this is funny o . I am still ginel. I'm waiting for the lucky woman.

We need to talk about putting one in your belly

Who is this one fooling. Please this thread is for grown up women to talk about their childbirth experiences.

Go Jamaica go find your african king. Yeye woman.

Why won't you miss them? it's only two weres that can co-exist happily together.  Especially that ayefele, his own was too much.  One day he's a guy, the other he's a woman.  Identity crisis.

I don't see you talkin' smack now. She's back. Weren't you being a punk earlier. .

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=193540.msg3074638#msg3074638 date=1226466381]From instigator to mouth piece and now jealousy dey catch you on top am?
Find a girl to call your baby. Leave these ones alone.
You better get close to morenike now![/quote]don't worry dear, I will find a girl to call me baby.  Just not on nairaland sha. Ki lo de!  These girls, especially Omo Eko, their mouths smell worse than [deepzone]funmi's fart.
[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=193540.msg3074629#msg3074629 date=1226466119]Dnt mind him, na this kain thing he finds exciting[/quote][quote author=j-girl link=topic=193540.msg3074627#msg3074627 date=1226466086]Have you now graduated from instigator to mouth piece?
Ah ahn![/quote]That is not the problem.  Some things needed to be said tonight.  Luckily, I was able to use some psychology to get people to say what's on their minds.  It's better to clear the air now.  All these pent up frustrations will only get worse.  After tonight, there's room for progress.

Let me tell you something

you can come up with all the excuses in the world for why Nigerian girls are not romantic, but the only one that will stick is, they just don't know how.

Is there a probably baby

"baby" 'baby"

see loff wan tin tin for nairaland. cupcakin'

CodeRED:
LOL, had to come back for the LAST time( me hope) Islander doesnt sleep, she is "witch" ,

Virgin ma rass hole, One day some of their hymens will come back to haunt them from the dead, Even those who used to shack up every weekend with their( or borrowed ) men, still dey claiming virginity, let me go sleep dread, I am just tired of these people lying pon them pussy, abeg,

Ewoooooooooooo kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!! Yawa don gas.  Epon ti fo.  

Well Karma doesn't have the time to defend all these allegations right now.  She's too big for all this.

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]ROTFLMAFO na u get ur mouth
Oh what a good theory[/size]

[size=13pt]lmfao girl u re bad, u need help
ahahhahhaha i go die oooooooooooooooo
go to bed, before seun ban ur ass [/size]

Omo Eko, olofofo, your own is way too much.  You are just jealous of the lady. Admit it.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=193540.msg3074603#msg3074603 date=1226465533]LOL! Sorry about that jare. I just had to see this thread. I'll be back in a jiffy.   [/quote]Ahhhhhh! J Girl, you of all people?  You claim to be the last good girl left on nairaland, and now you're messing about ont he side with Ogidan?  Does your boyfriend know about this

[quote author=n-guage link=topic=193540.msg3074599#msg3074599 date=1226465437]Everytime I leave someone decides to pick a fight with my girl. I'm back and I wont be leaving soon.

Bring it on if you think you can hang . . .[/quote]Aren't you a little too late?

Why are you people trying to shine the attention on me? I'm just the camera man.  

Omo Eko, did you really have to go wake up Islander?  you are such a cry baby.

And why are you people being so disrespectful to TOH?  It's inappropriate and disrespectful to call a virgin woman a ho.

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]so leave my name out of ur damn mouth then
you never existed until u mentioned my name, so let me be abeg
like i said before, keep my name out of ur mouth!!!okay [/size]

Or what, brother? ARe you threatening me?  E is not here to protect you o, I will tell morenike to bslap you   . she doesn't like anyone messin' with her dude.
Okay, maybe I'm just kidding. .   leave me alone.