₦airaland Forum

bawomolo:
the last i checked, equality is about having the same access to opportunity as others.

If we got with your definition of equality being about having the same access to opportunity as others, are homos not the ones cutting themselves short? The access to opportunity is there for them yet they refuse to take it.

of course those freaking homos don't deserve the benefits we get.

You're right.  That's what the state said too.  There's a distinction between the heteros and those homos.
Homos cannot force benefits out of the state.  That's like me forcing the state to grant me handicapped parking when it's obvious I'm not a handicap.

They can't whine their way like stubborn children to getting what they want.

eldee:
@topic
All these M&B addicts sef . . .
Seriously, why should man waste time seducing when 90% of Nigerian chics will be seduced by your pocket

Thank you jare. Well spoken. They like talking as if they're hotsh[i]i[/i]t.
[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096034#msg3096034 date=1226871315]If you cannot leave my marriage out of this, then I guess you must be obsessed with my husband.
Like I said early, he satisfies me, sexually and more.[/quote]And I guess you must be foolish to be happily married and still be worried about another man's ability to seduce you.

Hmm, this is the caliber of girls we have on nairaland. They all walking around with golden toto.
If gold has been this badly inflated I'm opting for platinum

skfa1:
H202 abeg leave that out please,much respect to ur marriage

Are you kidding me? That thing is not married. She's just taking cheap shots at Naija dudes

skfa1:
ouch that hurts

Thanks.  

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3096006#msg3096006 date=1226870896]Who told you he's not seducing me well enough?
I'm worried about the divorce rate in Nigeria and trying to look for possible solutions that can prevent divorce. Maybe because the men are not seducing enough.
Leave my marriage out of this na.[/quote]Then quit complaining that Naija men can't seduce.  Is he not one of them, or are you in truth dissatisfied with your romantic relationship with him?
Divorce rate ko, panel beating rate ni.  America is not exactly a messianic temple of happily married people, so stop shouting as if divorce is the reason for your man's inability to perform.  Upgrade your hardware.

Keep talking. That's all you do . . .
I wonder why that your fictitious man is not seducing you very well even though you claim he's great. Better confess your true problem; your husband is incompetent.

Cayon:
@Morenike:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ooouuuuuuuu. You go girl

@H202

Am telling you, if you try my idea (see below)she is bound to fall in your arms.

create a "personal" basket for her

Go to the 99 cents store and buy a basket

1)Get a fortune cookie and put it in the freezer overnight (prevent it from breaking)
The next day - take out the original note from the fortune cookie and insert your own love note

2)Buy a box of those heart candies (the one that says "i love you, kisses etc)

3)get a picture of you

4)Buy two edible underwear. Since you are the one who is going to eat them off her - I suggest you buy your favorite flavors

5)a gift card to a special place that could have some meaning of your relationship

6)a stuffed animal that smells like you (spray some of your cologne on it) that way she has you around when your not

7)a box of cookie

a small bottle of champagne/wine/apple cider (for toasting when she opens the basket)

Nicely put everything in the basket and wrap neatly

You sound like you might know a couple of things Cayon.
Have you been doing all this for your man?

[quote author=Dark_Rxn link=topic=196446.msg3095951#msg3095951 date=1226870219]What's this one saying?
Shut up![/quote]Stop finding my tubble

kanismith:
Morenike, i thought u said u're married. Well i don't believe that or maybe ur so-called husband is not seductive.  Obviously i agreed with Raymond88,  I think u have a feelin 4 H202 and that u did post diz topic to get his attention or like i said earlier ur so-called husband isn't seductive enough. If that's the case, i think you would have made it clear to all NL. Despite that, i think you have feelin 4 H202, why denieling. Besides, almost all ur replies has been pointing directly towards him.

Well all i'm saying is that, both of u have some scores to settle. So stop pretending. Call him so u guys can make arrangement on how u can make love, if u are not married, but if u are, then learn how to love ur so-called husband and teach him how to seduce u.

Thanks.

Thank you for that revelation.
You know some girls like to form. When another woman comes and steals her shine then she'll start complaining.

Oh yeah? Bullshit. Weren't you the one asking for popeye just now.

eating now makes you unhappy ehn?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=196446.msg3094157#msg3094157 date=1226811294]I knew it was him!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yay! You guys are dating. Don't even try to act coy.
You cannot live in an imaginary home!

Morenike, this was how you lost A-40 o! don't lose H2O2 again

@ topic, the one exception to this is actually A-40 (now that i think about it) that guy can seduce the head off any girl. :DNo way. I believe naija men lack creativity and adventure. Many of them can't even try the style that Morenike found in cosmo.[/quote]Aww, this is so cute.

Now, you, jgirl, on the other hand, your problem is that you believe naija girls' lack of sexual creativity and adventure is the fault of naija men.  you are deluded into believing you deserve the best diamond ring, or a perfect model handsome guy. and when you find out that those things are out of your reach, you blame the men on your level.

You see what I mean?  total selfishness.  She can't even succumb to her soul's need.

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=196446.msg3094130#msg3094130 date=1226810519]so you too know, but yoiu want me accept that mess [/quote]She knows that Nigerian men, like me, love good women.  But she has reason to worry because the Naija girls of nowadays, aka naira girls, are invaluable.
The probability of finding a good one is 1 in 10,000

I don't know what love is and dnt want to know. Go and get yourself checked, just b/c someone dey wink at you no mean she loves you, olodo rabata.

Then stop winking at me unless it is sex you want.
At your age you don't know what love is?  I'm shaking my head.

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=196446.msg3094120#msg3094120 date=1226810008]w/e. . . . .so no be only seduction you don't know. You don't know what love is too? ewoooooooo

@topic
Maybe it's where they were born into, the enviroment. Or is it our culture? Or the mentality that they have the right to sex at anytime anywhere?[/quote]Look at this goat. 2 or 3 people say you're in love with me and you're pointing the accusatory finger at me, saying I don't know what love is? You need a head examination.

Stop playing hard to get. I can manage you. But first you must be disinfected.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=196446.msg3094115#msg3094115 date=1226809843]Morenike, stop playing hard to get. Take H2O2 for his chauvinistic self and accept him as he is. At least he loooooooooooooooooooooves you and he might take care of you.[/quote]Am I a chauvinist because I think you feminists have pussies with no value?

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=196446.msg3094110#msg3094110 date=1226809653]LOL! Today, I am stepping away from the drama.

A-40 needs to see what his ex-woman is up to. Invaluable as in it is way more than any material thing can offer. It has no value.
I don't want to get it replaced. I'm happy with my mint-conditioned one.[/quote]Yeah, we're saying the same thing.  A pussy with no value is useless.

Don't mind morenike.  The girl is a confused being.  I tire for am.

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=196446.msg3094107#msg3094107 date=1226809452]You need help. You and I both know that's not true [/quote]Stop lying. You love me. Even Raymond, an outside observer, agrees. You should never deny yourself a chance to be happy.

[quote author=j-girl link=topic=196446.msg3094083#msg3094083 date=1226808616]You are not serious at all.
Unlike the unilag babe, my p*ssy has invaluable and cannot be quantified by money, diamonds or gold.
My own cannot be substituted o! I won't even blow my horn.
Why are you on this thread? You are the ultimate example of a Nigerian man without the art of seduction.[/quote]If your p*ssy has no value we shouldn't even be having a discussion with you or about you right now since you're utterly useless without one.

Either make a doctor's appointment to get it replaced, or go to unilag to see if those girls can help you with pu*ssy rehabiliation.

Raymond88:
I think you two would go good together. Morenike you opened this thread obviously to get H202's attention, and i think he had the discussion with you in the first place because he likes you. I think two of you should fok.  

LOLOLOL
Thank you o.          

You're right. Na for Mr. biggs we go do your own

of pillow

You are delusioned.

Hahaha, so ghetto

maryray:
Oh JGirl, I'm feeling ur picture !, is there anywhere i can copy it , I Love It !

U sure say d best thngs! yeah feel ya, love with diamonds n money combined is great!

You be thief, I no be thief, you be rubber, I no be rubber, you be armu robber, I no be armu robber.

When Anikulapo sang that song he probably had you in mind.

OLEEEEEE!

Married to your pillow

Lol. I have relayed your message to my gateman and he feels better already. He can't wait to take you to his village for the royal introduction.

Better go and scrub off the dudu between your butt cheeks.

A few lines of words and you're already wishing to be in the position of my woman. And they say Naija men can't seduce o .

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=196446.msg3094037#msg3094037 date=1226806611]lmao!!! Something H202 would do.[/quote]The only thing I would stab my girl's ass with is a dick. Karma is just nursing insecurities because her mouth brings her cause to worry.

[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=196446.msg3094035#msg3094035 date=1226806568]No, am talking about the women you've been seeing.
White woman ko white women ni. opuro oshi.[/quote]Shut up, we're not talking about my woman.  She's fine.  We're talking about naira women.

am loving your fantasy. . . .
Jealous? kill me

Don't enjoy it.  None of it is for you  

KarmaMod:
Of course they know how to "seduce"

Their newest way is stabbing their wife's ass with a swiss army knife to wake her up for sex

Carry your obsession with leptosadism out of here karma.