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Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by H2O2: 4:34am On Nov 16, 2008
[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=196446.msg3094027#msg3094027 date=1226806359]Maybe you should upgrade yourself from hookers to real women.
Seriously, if your woman has PO, then help her clean herself up.

If the "PO" is the reason why you lack the art of seduction, then upgrade to clean women.[/quote]Are you confessing that naira women are not clean.  Ehn gbosa na you talk am  cheesy . My white girl is clean sha
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by H2O2: 4:33am On Nov 16, 2008
[quote author=*Morenike link=topic=196446.msg3094020#msg3094020 date=1226806059]I'll do what I'll do wink
I know you ain't talking, do you know how long it took me to get sth out of you?
And the only thing I got was "Bubble bath" undecided undecided Shior
You proved to us that naije men can't seduce.[/quote]Jealous lover.  You couldn't get a dime out of me.  I gave that girl a nice bubble bath.  Did she tell you how she felt when streaks of water started running through her inner thigh?  Yea, she came - that was ejaculate #1.  Now imagine how much satanic passion must have taken over her soul when I began the massage?  At that stage she was ready to yell "take me"

What's left?  Penetration wasn't even necessary after all of that.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by H2O2: 4:30am On Nov 16, 2008
Seduction is a series of events that light a spiritual fire inside a woman way before the match is physically lit by the man.  This burning sensation is aptly felt by women with the capacity to feel sexy and be romanced -- by women who understand romance.

I don't know why we're talking about Nairaland girls here.  This definition doesn't apply to una.  The PO go don any hopes of the burning sensation ever happening.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by H2O2: 4:24am On Nov 16, 2008
Imagine this morenike for that matter creating this thread grin . What would you do if a guy tries to seduce you except stand there like frozen banana. Omuti.
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Don't Know How To Seduce by H2O2: 4:23am On Nov 16, 2008
[quote author=j-girl link=topic=196446.msg3094012#msg3094012 date=1226805600]Nigerian men cannot SEDUCE.
It affects us as women because we are not entirely satisfied by the stupid tactics that Nigerian men call seduction.[/quote]And why should we care what you have to say?

The unilag babe is the one with the golden p*ssy, not you. your own can be substituted at any time of the day.
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by H2O2: 10:22am On Nov 15, 2008
That unilag girls video is a perfect example of automatic turnoff angry
Don't we deserve a right to be seduced?
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by H2O2: 10:21am On Nov 15, 2008
[quote author=j-girl link=topic=195509.msg3090792#msg3090792 date=1226740337]First things first. I am not about to spill my personal biz for all of NL to see (Although i wish i was shagging Van Vicker) and I'm seeing nobody.
What makes you think I'm not married? I could be a mother of 3 for all you know.
I totally know how to seduce a guy. . . I just wanted to hear your own idea of seduction. . . Since when did that become a problem?

Again, what is wrong with a woman getting tips from a guy who chooses to say all Nigerian women cannot seduce. I wanted you to prove yourself right.

Mr. Crackles, are you or are you not seducing?[/quote]Of course naija girls can't seduce.  Maybe some of them can, but not all of them.  Our girls are too slimy and frigid.  Their tabon tabon english alone sef is enough to make an erection dissappear.
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by H2O2: 10:09am On Nov 15, 2008
Nobody. Let's talk about your romantic life. Who are you shagging undecided , or for a lack of a better word, seeing? Surely you are not married. Asking for seduction advise from a guy is a total disgrace to your womanhood.
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by H2O2: 10:03am On Nov 15, 2008
I'm fantasizing about life with a naija girl. Don't tell me you just came black from clubbing,
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by H2O2: 9:56am On Nov 15, 2008
Isn't it past your curfew? huh Abi did you just finish dripping to my scenario wink
Foreign Affairs › Re: Proposition 8: Civil Rights Issue? by H2O2: 7:09am On Nov 15, 2008
If this is truly a fight about the state of California giving same sex couples the same rights as heterosexual couples, domestic partnership would have solved that problem.  One reason gays are so obsessed with the "marriage" word is because of the benefits attached to it at the federal level.

Then it makes sense to ask the question: Shouldn't gays be fighting the federal government instead of the state government?  The answer is yes.  But why won't they fight it?  Because they can't win.  LOL!


The term "right" isn't even the best qualifier to use in this scenario. Marriage is a privilege granted by this great state. Privileges can be taken away or only provided for a certain sect of our populace; it's always been that way. I don't know or see why we have to succumb to these whiners.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Proposition 8: Civil Rights Issue? by H2O2: 7:04am On Nov 15, 2008
For those who know nothing about the DOMA act
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defense_of_Marriage_Act
[b]The Defense of Marriage Act, or DOMA, is the short title of a federal law of the United States passed on September 21, 1996 as Public Law No. 104-199, 110 Stat. 2419. Its provisions are codified at 1 US.C. § 7 and 28 US.C. § 1738C. The law has two effects:

No state (or other political subdivision within the United States) need treat a relationship between persons of the same sex as a marriage, even if the relationship is considered a marriage in another state.

The Federal Government may not treat same-sex relationships as marriages for any purpose, even if concluded or recognized by one of the states.
The bill was passed by Congress by a vote of 85-14 in the Senate[1] and a vote of 342-67 in the House of Representatives[2], and was signed into law by President Bill Clinton on September 21, 1996.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Proposition 8: Civil Rights Issue? by H2O2: 6:37am On Nov 15, 2008
Did you hear that the Catholic church in Massachusetts had to shut down its adoption agency because the state tried to force it to send children to gay couples?
How is that for separation of church and state.  grin  By the way, did you know that separation of church and state was adopted to protect the church from the state?  I just find it funny now that it's the other way around.
bawomolo:
maybe because you are not attracted to members of the opposite sex. now who is FORCING their opinions on who?
If you're not attracted to members of the opposite sex, then don't get married.  Marrriage is not about having to "accomodate" gays.
why support prop 8 then
Because 8 is hate on marriage.
Fortunately, the state Supreme Court cannot pull the same wuru-wuru it did 8 years ago because the ban is now a law that is very much part of the State constitution. Sadly, gay groups will still keep searching for ways.
but but high rates of divorce is affecting this "sacred" institution. i wonder how sacred it is considering i can get married in a las vegas chapel!!!!!!
Your argument about las vegas chapel does not hold water.  Again, separation of church and religion.  Still doesn't change the definition of marriage.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Proposition 8: Civil Rights Issue? by H2O2: 6:30am On Nov 15, 2008
bawomolo:
what's the point of being gay if you get married to the opposite sex.
What's the point of getting married if you don't want to unite with someone of the opposite sex?

what's so hard about giving them marriage rights.
I have no problem with giving them marriage rights.
why not end divorce if the institution is so sacred
That's an issue of separating church and religion.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Proposition 8: Civil Rights Issue? by H2O2: 6:09am On Nov 15, 2008
Everyone deserves protection.  Are gays not protected under the law?

Is there a law that says gays can't vote, or gay votes only count as 0.6? The law doesn't prevent a gay man from getting married to a beautiful woman.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Proposition 8: Civil Rights Issue? by H2O2: 5:36am On Nov 15, 2008
A lot of people dont' like handicapped parking, but they respect it because the state gives handicaps that benefit of having closer lots. And if a lot of gays don't like marriage, that's fine, but why won't they respect it?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Proposition 8: Civil Rights Issue? by H2O2: 5:31am On Nov 15, 2008
bawomolo:
because gay people are fighting for THEIR rights? why must they fight for all consenting adults. that's like saying why aren't black people fighting for native americans. where are you going with this
Civil rights movement fought for the recognition of all people to be recognized as human beings. Black people fought against the laws that were made against them.   Is there a law against a gay race , or is there a gay race that's being deprived of human rights that I don't know about? There is no right to marry, and there's nothing stopping any "one man and woman" from getting married if they choose.

A lot of people don't' like handicapped parking, but they respect it because the state gives handicaps that benefit of having closer lots. And if a lot of gays don't like marriage, that's fine, but why won't they respect it?  They don't have to change it. They should create their own system.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Proposition 8: Civil Rights Issue? by H2O2: 5:14am On Nov 15, 2008
Normal is sticking a penis in a vagina where it belongs. Not in a shitter. [But that's another aspect of it, and I will not let my opinions destabilize the arguments being made here about marriage].

To continue answering your question about why I'm led to think it's an agenda. I asked, why aren't they fighting for "all consenting adults" instead of equality for "gay people"?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Proposition 8: Civil Rights Issue? by H2O2: 4:52am On Nov 15, 2008
Civil rights is about tolerance for our society's diversity.  It's not about calling apples oranges.

If two people in a union want the same rights that two married people have, let them have it.  But I don't think that's what gay people are after.  They are after normalcy and don't want to be distinguished, and they believe that society will accept them even more if "marriage" is added to their repertoire of words.

It's shameful to equate the gay struggle to the African American struggle. Two men and two men butt-fucking themselves are not a race of people fighting to be recognized as human beings.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Proposition 8: Civil Rights Issue? by H2O2: 4:41am On Nov 15, 2008
Now, some people will always try to justify their way of life by classifying themselves as "minorities", as if being a minority automatically rights their preference.

Suppose a  new group of consenting adults want to marry themselves.  Up to 100 of them, all married to one another.  If gay marriage is legalized, what's stopping their union from being recognized as marriage? Should they be allowed to do what they want because they're a minority?  Wouldn't it be discriminatory and a violation of the constitution not to let them?
That brings me to my next point.  If gays are truly fighting for a "just cause", or "equality for all" as they call it.  Why aren't they trying to extend marriage rights to these groups too (polygamous groups, marriage between sibblings, etc) instead of selfishly for "gay marriage" alone?

Those of us who respect the natural establishment and history of marriage do not want these defects categorized as marriage.  Marriage is between a man and a woman.  If they like, let them create a new term and call it "civil unions" - it can be between all consenting adults if they so choose.  At least it will not create too much of a raucous, or draw as much disapproval from the legal community.  Gays want to be seen as the same as straights, but we all know that they are NOT.


Individual practices or personal agenda do not necessarily have to be forced into the teeth of the law, especially when they have no beneficial significance.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Proposition 8: Civil Rights Issue? by H2O2: 4:21am On Nov 15, 2008
bawomolo:
marriage was once define as marriage soley between a man and a woman of the same race. people had similar views about interracial marriage decades ago but hey who cares about the gays
As someone said earlier, that's a civil rights issue.  The reason that was repealed was because it violated basic civil rights by attempting to redefine marriage.  Marriage is between a man and a woman. Gays want to change society's rules just so they can feel normal.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Proposition 8: Civil Rights Issue? by H2O2: 4:00am On Nov 15, 2008
People that believe marriage is a union between man and a woman are not bigoted. I think you can even make the argument that gays are the ones trying to force others to accept their union as 'marriage'. If I call a square a circle I would not be a bigot; it is just an incorrect statement.
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by H2O2: 3:51am On Nov 15, 2008
chika98:
A glass of wine is good. You can have water after.

Don't push it.
y u so mad?  don't u want me to be nice to you

tRoOE:
[size=13pt]nomanicole and ~Sauron~
can you two get a room or something undecided
[/size]
don't be jealous grin
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by H2O2: 3:50am On Nov 15, 2008
Jamaica, I just voted for you on the poll. I want our girls to learn a couple of things from you kiss
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by H2O2: 3:49am On Nov 15, 2008
JamaicanQT:
@ H2O2 lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

why the grin
Your story just makes me giggle.

If you do that for me I'll do something similar for you.
You're going to walk into a house dimly lit, with scented candles burning and air filled with incense (don't you love it?). After that I'm leading you right into a nice warm bubble bath where you'll have the pleasure of getting a relaxing massage from me. As soon as we leave the shower, we'll enjoy a nice meal together, with soft music playing in the background. I'm setting the mood, girl.
Please let me stop for now , before I wetten you.
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by H2O2: 3:45am On Nov 15, 2008
chika98:
I'm always calm. I ain't a feisty chic.
That wasn't the case yesterday.  or, did you do all that because you wanted me to say hi to you?
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by H2O2: 3:33am On Nov 15, 2008
JamaicanQT:
this how i seduce the my boyfriend we don’t live together but i have keys to his flat and he has keys for mine,

he is usually home by 6:30 so I’d go by the house without him knowing, dress up in my sexiest lingerie and a robe and wait for him in the bed room, when he switches on the light he see me, I’d then lead him to the bath and bathe him gently while i kiss him on his neck softly, after i finish his bath i dry his body and lead him to the bedroom and massage him with massage oil after I’ll take off the robe and give my best smile and he'll know what time it is, grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by H2O2: 3:33am On Nov 15, 2008
whatever90:
haaa u still dey hiaaaa? huh u never go do as usual,naaa i don't have a little cousin to give to u grin grin grin  u wan cry?oya wipe away ur tears grin


@all

sleep well all,gotta go now kiss kiss kiss kiss
woah, you need to see a shrink.  your sexual fantasies are so twisted.

chika98:
hmmm.
hmm, what?  you seem calm tonight.  where's your romeo  huh
Foreign Affairs › Re: Proposition 8: Civil Rights Issue? by H2O2: 3:28am On Nov 15, 2008
bawomolo:
lol@ you using the word sect.
LOL.

So, why do you think those in support of proposition 8 are bigots? What makes us bigots.
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by H2O2: 3:25am On Nov 15, 2008
chika98:
Coming in peace ke? Soon you will start raining abuses on me.
no babe
ima lover
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by H2O2: 3:23am On Nov 15, 2008
whatever90:
ahhh sauron manicole mean business oooo ,where u dey,show face asap grin grin

see h2o2 don dey drool for this one,oya go meet 1 week old pikin ,na them be ya type grin grin
What sort of corrupted pedophilic fantasies are you nursing tonight  undecided

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