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@chinchin, I saw that one coming.
Predictable jargon from a chirping green baboon.
As always they resort to expletives like "fidduck". civil discourse isn't a dialect of theirs.
I already explained why we won't hang our heads over this silly loss.
Your team needed the win badly.  You should be more concerned about how your old cargos have been squandering double digit leads in the final quarter of games.

How did Marquis Daniels your new acquisition do btw?      
how's that for insurance?
Are MD and Nate Robinson supposed to be your game changers? lol

chiogo:
It's all love. Y'all already beat us this season, be happy.

I don't need no love from no greenie fan. We hate anything Celtics around this here neck of my woods.

TBH we have bigger fish to fry than the Greenies.

Some old bob asked me at the gym today if I think he's "senile"

Lol dude wtf, even if I think that why would I hurt your feelings like that pop.

Chinchin,

I would like you to remember that the last man standing gets the last laugh. Never forget that. Not ever.

We can discuss it, and ultimately if it's the form of exercise or leisurely activity she enjoys I don't see why it should be biting me in the butt. She's still not going to beat me up anyway. I would endorse it. It's great as a matter of fact. She can use it in self defense when necessary.

Lol what a series of farce i'm reading from oyinda's posts.

Now dudes like Bawo can see why I believe women have a proclivity for believing they're innately entitled to financial provisions from men. This is also a reason why we have the Ujujoan syndrome.

I'm glad we played those nincompoops tough without our star power. Sends an emphatic message: This new squad is not just simply going to roll over and take it in the butt. We coming hard with it.

Come June I hope we run into these suckers. We finna rip they hearts out blood.
Frail arse fragile Bosuckers.

Tatase:
I know!! And it's so unfortunate. It's almost like guys are expected to be sexually active and incapable of controlling themselves sexually and society makes excuses for them (that it doesn't make for girls): "oh you can't expect a man to abstain" and "guys will be guys." And to me, it's like why? It's not that it's easy to abstain but at the same time, if you're not an animal, you are to an extent supposed to be in control your impulses.

That's the damning unfairness of double-standards we're forced to live with, unfortunately.  It's all a load of poppycocks to me.  We can sit here contentiously condemning men, but the real root of the issue is that these standards are upheld and glorified by society at large.  That's the bottom line.  If you need evidence you can refer to this thread and the amount of women who incorrectly assume that virginity in men makes them defective.

I don't think abstinence is easy (for guys and girls); in fact, I know it's hard, and I know for guys the peer pressure to have lots of notches in the bed post is more than it is for girls, so that's why for a guy to abstain till marriage, it speaks of a strong character and a lot of self-control. Both of which, I think are admirable.

It's never been easy for either gender.  That's what separates us from animals like you mentioned.  We, to some extent, have self control and should have control over our sexual urges.

I like your thought process lol you make me wanna date you 
are you single and willing to mingle lol if so contact me for free eternal love.

I guess his bible is different. Ok so if he test-drives and the "car" is not to his satisfaction, what then? And I know I'm nobody to judge, everyone lives their lives in the way they can reconcile themselves with God or their beliefs. But it's not good when someone who's supposed to be providing spiritual guidance openly flouts what the word he's supposed to be preaching from.

Again I agree.  It would be hypocritical of him to stand on the altar preaching in support of virtues he does not believe in.

yea i do.

see ya

Very often. Why?

I'm skinny as heck though. I don't go to gym to lift.

gym

Frustrated!


Rope me in tightly

Confusion has broken my bones.

I want to shu.

You're in limerance. Take it easy before your infatuation completely gets the best of you.
Instead of shaking like jellyfish when talking to the girl, why not relax, be yourself and have a normal conversation with her first.

doyin13:
Umbrage ke. . . Far from it.

I think your penchant for bombast though is a symptom of
the peripatetic state the Nigerian phenomenon has transformed
our teeming youths into. (Me sef I try na)

Now back to matters of a virginal nature

lol oga doyin has killed me with grammar.

I was watching Judge Mathis or Judge Joe or whichever on channel 2 earlier and was amazed to hear a pastor, who was suing his wife for their honeymoon expenses, proclaim himself an avid supporter of pre-marital sex.  In his words, he belives in "test driving" and would never marry a woman he has not slept with.

I think the widely held perspective and belief() has always been that men MUST sow their oats before marriage.

I don't know if encouraging indulgence in these practices is expected to liberate, prevent and restrain them from cheating afterwards.

doyin13:
Come guy man. . your english don dey reach Igodo Megodo proportions o.

Ersatz, schadenfreude. . .I don tire to dey open dico abeg.

Soffry soffry shake monkey na.

Lol don't take umbrage at my inclusion and usage of those words. They are byproducts of useless, expensive standardized tests. Just inculcating for purposes of GRE preparations.

Tatase:
Um. . . what other interpretation is there? Please clarify, by all means purify our dirty minds!

Dear, through mere observation. But of course I don't expect you to believe that tarradiddle.

lol it's not yet degenerated into the battle of the sexes.

Lol you two are jiving and pulling my pants. I never imagined my little entry would be interpreted in that way.

This is fast becoming a schadenfreude at my expense.  Although I must say I don't consider it a misfortune.

doyin13:
Eewooo. . .The revelations here are fit for a classic News of the World front page.


So tell me. . .Your preferred solvent during these experiments inspired your ID abi?

LOL
I pleade the 5th.

It's a tear about a guy.

what a joker. When I haven't once fired?

The ersatz experiments conducted individually don't count.

Na wa ooooo

doyin13:
Haaa. . .me I am not embarrassed at all. I AM A VIRGIN. Don't believe in pre-marital intimacy.

Seconded.  great!  A pioneer for the ages.  We are no longer afraid  

Gratitude is appealing but not required when parting.

You should have known beforehand that relationships are precarious.
Enter at your own risk.

If you further account for the manner in which most relationships tend to end with bitterness, depression, disappointment, anger, hurt, heartbreak and lack of civility then you would know why ingratitude is the farthest thing from the mind.

Just link the shirts on ebay and send me a referral, I'll be sure to shyly take one for Doyin's team

Tatase:
I think most guys' first thought (about anything) is bosoms. . . and maybe sangwewe (which is the funniest word I've heard this year, how do you pronounce it so I can use it) water if you're doyin13.

Free us o please, we aren't all gutter-minded dogs.

Onlytruth:
Because it fails to meet your standards for sanity. Your standards led to the death of innocents in Biafra. I would rather be sstupid.

One would expect a sane minded person to humbly secede and withdraw the mendacious entries and yield to caution. I do however understand that you don't meet that qualification. You prefer to live in denial I guess.

doyin13:
Lol. . .what you doing concerning yourself with another man's performance?

Emi ke. My innocent prick minds its own business. Just a few glaring issues picked up from human sexuality class, articles, and of course discussion sessions

Tatase:
Yay!!!!!!!!!!! An attempt! You tried! Maybe "succulent juice" is metaphoric for madness or virginity or something. I don't know, I don't understand either. Thanks for the rest though!

Succulent juice na palmwine. Emu fun fun. It sets off imaginations of hunger-quenchers that are both succulent and juicy. Can you name any


I wouldn't even lie sha, first thought that sprung to mind for me was boobs.

Lol @ Team Virgin Men.  Goofy.

You touched on an important point there btw.  Many of these men end up having sex for their own selfish fulfillment, with no regard to the partner's own state of pleasure.  They could care less whether she climaxes or her sexual appetite was sated in the process.