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HealthRe: Help! Dark Spot Won't Leave My Face Despite Using Many Antibacterials Cream. by Haakeem(m): 5:37pm On Sep 28, 2022
This could have been a front page material.
But your English.... Chai!

But wait, antibacterial cream for dark spots??
That is very wrong.
You're causing more harm to your face.
RomanceRe: My Guy Is Intimidating With His Dvck Size don’t know what to do by Haakeem(m): 11:38am On Sep 28, 2022
Beckham14:
Eyah.... grin
I never thought I was exchanging word with a kid.
But anyways I’m busy right now, can I ignore you another time?
LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by Haakeem(m): 11:34am On Sep 28, 2022
Centino:
Guy did you say two days! This one brought me out of hiding grin

If you've read what is essentially books 1 2 and 3 in two days pls give me a call. E get why.
boss I read it two days non stop and was even looking for more.

I raise hand for you o.

You're a good writer indeed.
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RomanceRe: My Guy Is Intimidating With His Dvck Size don’t know what to do by Haakeem(m): 6:31am On Sep 28, 2022
Beckham14:
Quite sad you're the only one who doesn't know he is a failure and street nonentity.


Daft thing. grin
interesting.
You mean your dad?
Wonder shall never end.
Useless thing.
RomanceRe: My Guy Is Intimidating With His Dvck Size don’t know what to do by Haakeem(m): 5:21pm On Sep 27, 2022
Beckham14:
Here you go again mistaking me for your Dad... Who invited you daft thing? grin
I can't mistake a failure to my dad.
Impossible.

F.ool.
RomanceRe: My Guy Is Intimidating With His Dvck Size don’t know what to do by Haakeem(m): 5:15pm On Sep 27, 2022
Beckham14:
Thank you for letting us know your surname.


Daft thing.
You invited me.

Would you keep that dustbin of a mouth shut.
Useless thing, you're suppose to be ashamed of your self.
Your parents sent you to school but you choosed to enter bush over it.

inutile thing.
RomanceRe: My Guy Is Intimidating With His Dvck Size don’t know what to do by Haakeem(m): 5:08pm On Sep 27, 2022
Beckham14:
Minister of employment and productivity wey still dey drink garri... grin

Daft unintelligent fellow.
fo. ol.
RomanceRe: My Guy Is Intimidating With His Dvck Size don’t know what to do by Haakeem(m): 10:27am On Sep 27, 2022
Beckham14:
What is your reason for creating this thread?
There is this my guy that is staying with
me, whenever my girl visits that’s when
he will gain erection and his prick will
get erect being visible to my girl…
He is very bigger than me I’m just 5.8
inches while he is over 8 inches ….
I don’t just know how to address him
because I can see he is seducing her
and my girl likes staring at his bulge
whenever he is erect
What can I do to increase my dvck
size??
Oga leave the guy alone.
Travel7 Burnt To Death As Commercial Bus Catches Fire In Lagos by Haakeem(op): 7:57am On Sep 26, 2022
LAGOS—Tragedy struck, yesterday, afternoon, when a commercial bus suddenly burst into the fire at Iyana-Oworo, Gbagada area of Lagos State, killing no fewer than seven passengers, including a child.

According to an eyewitness, the incident occurred at about 5 pm, as passersby rushed to put out the raging fire.

Permanent Secretary of Lagos State Emergency Management Agency, LASEMA, Dr. Femi Oke-Osanyitolu, confirmed the incident and casualties.

Oke-Osanyitolu said: “Upon arrival at the scene, a commercial bus of 14 passengers, Mazda, with number plate, KJA 699 GY, was discovered to have been gutted by fire.

Further investigation gathered at the scene revealed that the incident occurred due to recklessness and over-speeding by the driver, which resulted in the fire with 12 passengers trapped.

Fortunately, the driver escaped with some burns, three female adults were rescued and rushed to Gbagada General Hospital, while a male adult was attended to by LASAMBUS at the scene.

"Unfortunately, seven victims were burnt to death, including four female, two male adults and one male child in the bus.”


It was gathered that the burnt bodies of the victims were later bagged by the agency’s LRT Paramedics, Lagos State Ambulance Service, and LASAMBUS officials and handed over to State Environmental Health Management Unit, SEHMU.

Men of the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority, LASTMA, official who cordoned off the scene of the incident subsequently, removed the burnt vehicle from the road.

Police officials also provided rescue and security operations.
Source- Vanguard .

CrimeRe: How 21-year-old Michael Died On His Birthday, 3 Friends Arrested In Lagos by Haakeem(op):
Mynd44 sir, did we have a quarrel ?
SportsRe: Dani Alves: “I Love Cristiano. Now I Can Speak by Haakeem(m): 2:17pm On Sep 25, 2022
[quote author=Corridon post=116998914]So you are stupid too. Nawao

I wonder who bought a phone for a mad and lazy fellow like you.

Anyways I won't reply you again because it seems I have being exchanging words with a bot.

A thickheaded one for that matter.
SportsRe: Dani Alves: “I Love Cristiano. Now I Can Speak by Haakeem(m): 2:08pm On Sep 25, 2022
Corridon:
No wonder.
You are a sapheaded cow poo indeed.

Editing my reply a typical behavior of a new moniker that just finds out a little and a childish trick and doesn't allow other to hear word.

You're an infant no doubt.
SportsRe: Dani Alves: “I Love Cristiano. Now I Can Speak by Haakeem(m): 2:01pm On Sep 25, 2022
Corridon:
You got it.
editing my reply shows how kiddish and stu.pid you are.
SportsRe: Dani Alves: “I Love Cristiano. Now I Can Speak by Haakeem(m): 1:59pm On Sep 25, 2022
Corridon:
Successful than me in your dreams.
demons are only visible in dreams, you are one, a very skinny and fugly one for that matter.
SportsRe: Dani Alves: “I Love Cristiano. Now I Can Speak by Haakeem(m): 1:56pm On Sep 25, 2022
Corridon:
Successful than me in your dreams.
pained cow.

SportsRe: Dani Alves: “I Love Cristiano. Now I Can Speak by Haakeem(m): 1:46pm On Sep 25, 2022
Corridon:
Says a lazy fart.
Yes, a lazy fart that is more successful than your whole family combined.

F. Ool
SportsRe: Dani Alves: “I Love Cristiano. Now I Can Speak by Haakeem(m): 1:33pm On Sep 25, 2022
Corridon:
Every hardworking person loves Ronaldo. Man is one of a kind.
tommyrot and a no damn good fact!.

I'm hard working but I love messi.
SportsRe: Dani Alves: “I Love Cristiano. Now I Can Speak by Haakeem(m): 1:32pm On Sep 25, 2022
kellybently:
Truth to be told
Messi is the G.O.A.T
InvestmentRe: Free Airtime. by Haakeem(m): 1:05pm On Sep 25, 2022
emmynoel999:
If you are interested in performing a simple task for me to get #200 airtime pls indicate.
Thanks
oga name the task
RomanceRe: Ronaldo's sister Hate For Messi Is Too Bad..shots Fired by Haakeem(m): 1:04pm On Sep 25, 2022
Edopesin:
her own don too much
Not too much self.
Her own is different.
RomanceRe: Ronaldo's sister Hate For Messi Is Too Bad..shots Fired by Haakeem(m): 1:03pm On Sep 25, 2022
Them roast am weller.
CrimeHow 21-year-old Michael Died On His Birthday, 3 Friends Arrested In Lagos by Haakeem(op):
A 21-year-old Michael Arigbabuwo has
reportedly lost his life in a birthday party
after allegedly mixing two hard drugs for
maximum effect.
The Police Public Relations Officers (PPRO)
in Lagos State, SP Benjamin Hundeyin,
confirmed this in his verified Twitter handle
monitored by the News Agency of Nigeria
(NAN) on Sunday.
Hundeyin said that the incident happened
on Friday in Ikorodu area of Lagos, stressing
that three of his friends who were also in the
party had been arrested.

The spokesman said that information
received by the police in Ikorodu revealed
that at about 7.30 p.m. on Friday, a distress
call came that some group of Yahoo Yahoo
boys brought a corpse to Igbogbo area of
Ikorodu.
“Based on the information, teams of
detectives visited and photographed the
scene. Three young men of ages 23 and 24
were arrested.
“The suspects claimed that the deceased
allegedly smoked loud and drank codeine at
a birthday party of one of their friends held
at Igbogbo area of Ikorodu.

“The suspects further claimed that the
deceased began gasping for breath. He was
rushed to the hospital but died,” he said.

The PPRO said that the corpse was evacuated
and deposited at the General Hospital,
Ikorodu, for autopsy.
Hundeyin warned youths against drug
abuse, stressing that drugs will end their
lives in disaster.

“Thinking of doing drugs? Have a rethink as
nothing fruitful emanates from it.
“Investigation into the case has commenced,”
he said. (NAN).

@Mynd44.

Source;Vanguard

LiteratureRe: Number 225 Katakata Street by Haakeem(m): 9:36am On Sep 24, 2022
Nice story you got here.
I started reading two days ago and here I am waiting for update.
I have never read a story that got my attention like this.

Centineo you are good writer.
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Foreign AffairsRe: . by Haakeem(m): 6:08pm On Sep 19, 2022
advanceDNA:
Lol....
If you report a comment it will disappear from your timeline immediately.....but others can still see it...if you want to confirm...report someone's comment then log out ...u will see that the comment will still be there if you view as guest or with another account

Only mods can delete comment that everyone wont see it anymore
lol indeed.

Op is a mumu man.
RomanceRe: Why I Refused To Do NIN Registration (Exposed) by Haakeem(m): 5:21pm On Sep 19, 2022
AdamuKD:
grin Nonsense and pantami the terrorist Islam is a curse to humanity
you mean Christianity?
Interesting.
RomanceRe: Hello Everyone Is 5.8 Inches Dick Okay For A 20 Years Old by Haakeem(m): 7:11am On Sep 15, 2022
Michelle70:
as early as 6:44am
oga it worth's it.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by Haakeem(m): 6:34pm On Sep 04, 2022
frankson1:
This was Arsenal's first real test and they failed. Arsenal 'na initial gra-gra.



This moniker made this assertion with so much authority.
imagine
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by Haakeem(m): 5:31pm On Sep 04, 2022
beekyynd:
Lol. I only support Messi. If dem like make dey beat Arsenal e no concern me. Truth remains that Manchester United won't win.
oga I also support Messi and I no its because of ronaldo you want man u to lose.

Ronaldo is not Manchester united abeg
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by Haakeem(m): 5:23pm On Sep 04, 2022
beekyynd:
Oga accept the fact. Manchester United won't beat Arsenal today. If you think they'll win then you know nothing about football.
you mean pains right?

I can see it all over your writings.

Take heart.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 1) On 4th September 2022 by Haakeem(m): 5:20pm On Sep 04, 2022
Badadvisor:
Sent 5k. Beer for the Sunday.
Hope you're a man u fan though. If not abeg return my money
oga whatsup?
How is the family? Make I drop Aza too?

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