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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Everton Vs Manchester United (1 - 2) - Live by Haakeem(m): 8:08pm On Oct 09, 2022
ManofgodJnr3:
Ronaldo looks so lively on the right wing.. his strength dribbling with the left foot and power strike finish with the right foot.. pls keep him on right not center or right side.. Casmeiro is doing good going forward need more support on the right for Anthony and Dalot, maybe Bruno focuses there
Casemiro needs to be cool and calm...
Let him play like the champion he is...
I hope martial doesn't go for a long time..
Create a chances for this guy Cristiano Ronaldo I swear he is the most dangerous man in this earth
No Haaland no Messi no Mbappé no one ��
Casemiro and Dalot really need to improve their passing , Shaw has been great , Martinez commanding ,we Need from Rashford Bruno and Eriksen. C'mon boys let's win this and develop momentum.
Watching Ronaldo score made me feel like crying, he has really hungered for goals. ���
(My hero)
I love you � Cr7
yen yen yen.

stop spewing rubbish.
Crime › Obajana Cement Firm Attack: Our Story, By Dangote by Haakeem(op): 6:29am On Oct 09, 2022
Destruction of the company’s assets wounded staff from gunshots, and violation of the fundamental human rights of staff and commuters are some of the fallouts from the invasion of the Dangote Cement Plc by ‘Kogi Govt Vigilantes or Government Hunters’, according to a statement by Dangote Group.’

“Over 500 Government Vigilantes invaded the Dangote Cement Plant located at Obajana on Wednesday and forcefully shut down its operations”, the statement said.

“Cement trucks were also burnt, and many others were vandalized, as they forcefully hijacked Dangote buses and vans.


“Market and business activities have been brought to a standstill since the attack was launched.

“No fewer than 27 Dangote staff are currently in bad condition after they were shot at by the invaders.


“The control rooms were forcefully shut down and equipment whose monetary value has not been computed was vandalized. Communication cords were also severed to bring production to an abrupt halt.

“The marauding invaders also blocked the roads, distorted vehicular movement, and restrict the movement of people all around Obajana.


“Since the criminal attack, our vehicles carrying diesel have been attacked along Anyigba road.

“The victims of the government-sanctioned invasion are currently admitted to the emergency section of the Kogi State Specialist Hospital in Lokoja”.
Source-Vanguard.

Travel › Flood, Rainstorm Affect 18,245 In Katsina, 24 Dead – SEMA by Haakeem(op): 1:06pm On Oct 08, 2022
Twenty-four persons lost their lives as flood and windstorm affected no fewer than 18,245 people in Katsina state, according to the State Emergency Management Agency
(SEMA).

The spokesperson of the agency, Mr Umar
Muhammad, disclosed this to the News
Agency of Nigeria in Katsina on Friday.
Muhammad said that the disasters were
recorded in all 34 Local Government Areas
(LGAs) of the state during the 2022 rainy
season.

He said that several other persons sustained
various degrees of injury as a result of the
natural disasters.

The agency’s spokesperson also said that 16,
625 houses were damaged d by the disasters.

According to him, 1, 620 farmlands were
also submerged in Kafur, Danja and Ingawa
LGAs.

He said that properties and farm produce
estimated to cost millions of naira were
destroyed as a result of the disasters.

Mohammed said that the agency had already
assessed the affected houses and farmlands
in order to assist the victims.

He added that the state government would
soon start distribution of relief assistance to
the victims.

The spokesperson said that the National
Emergency Management Agency (NEMA),
would also soon distribute relief materials to
the affected persons.
source-Vanguard.

Crime › 18-yr-old Boy Strangles Mother To Death For Calling Him Bastard by Haakeem(op): 6:55am On Oct 08, 2022
An Akure Chief Magistrates’ Court, weekend, ordered the remand of 18-year-old Tope Momoh, for allegedly strangling his 52-year-old mother, Stella Momoh to death.

Police Prosecutor, Nelson Akintimehin, said
that the defendant was arraigned for
murder.

According to Akintimehin, the defendant
committed the offence at midnight on
September 6, 2022, at Ikakumi Akoko, in
Ondo state.


He informed the court that Tope strangled
his mother to death in the middle of the
night for calling him a bastard. He said the defendant confessed he was responsible for his mother’s death two weeks after she had been buried.

The Prosecutor said that the cause of the
death of the victim was not immediately
known when she died until her son
confessed to being the perpetrator.


“Tope, in his confession, said he was forced to tell his relatives that he strangled his mother to death when she woke him up at midnight, raining curses on him and calling him a bastard repeatedly.”

The prosecutor said the offence contravenes
Section 319(1)of the Criminal Code, Cap 37,
Vol. II Law of Ondo State, 2006.

The defendant pleaded with the court that: “I did not have rest of mind since my mother has been buried. So, I was forced to confess that I strangled her to death. So, I want the court to show me mercy.”

However, the prosecutor, urged the court to
remand the defendant in a custodial centre,
pending the outcome of advice from the
Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP).

The defendant’s plea was not taken as Chief
Magistrate Musa Al-Yunnus ordered his
remand at the Olokuta Correctional Centre.
Al-Yunnus, therefore, adjourned the case till
October 20, 2022, for a ruling.
Vanguard

Family › Re: How To Tel Him I Am Pregnant Again??? by Haakeem(m): 6:06pm On Sep 29, 2022
Abfinest007:
you're a fool for u to think I mentioned Igbo, I must be an Igbo man,only trying to correct her typo
R.I.P English.
Family › Re: How To Tel Him I Am Pregnant Again??? by Haakeem(m): 4:09pm On Sep 29, 2022
Abfinest007:
U don't have to mention his tribe .abort it if d pregnancy is still in d early stage
and as she mentioned it now what would you do?

non.sense.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: In Need of Remote Job by Haakeem(m): 4:02pm On Sep 29, 2022
Oya help me count all the buttons.

when you're done mention me.

Romance › Re: My Room Mate Is Always Apologizing To His Girlfriend For He Did And Didn’t Do. by Haakeem(m):
Some ladies like weak men.
Romance › Re: I Saw This On Facebook by Haakeem(m): 6:10pm On Sep 28, 2022
jeromestarks:
Avoid this kinda situation; marry a virgin.
When you're not one right?
Romance › Re: I’m Ashamed !! by Haakeem(m): 5:59pm On Sep 28, 2022
wis3:
lazy Nigerian youth grin
lol I expected that.
Health › Re: Help! Dark Spot Won't Leave My Face Despite Using Many Antibacterials Cream. by Haakeem(m): 5:57pm On Sep 28, 2022
Hopeba:
the moderators can help him do that.. seems uncle is not good with the use english language.
No loud am again abeg.
Health › Re: Help! Dark Spot Won't Leave My Face Despite Using Many Antibacterials Cream. by Haakeem(m): 5:56pm On Sep 28, 2022
Ehinjuola:
That one has been cure by astimine or wetin dem dey call ham
How many days did it take the astymin to cure off the pimples?
Health › Re: Help! Dark Spot Won't Leave My Face Despite Using Many Antibacterials Cream. by Haakeem(m): 5:53pm On Sep 28, 2022
Hopeba:
you dey masturbate?
use your real account quote me first.
Then I would answer you.
Health › Re: Help! Dark Spot Won't Leave My Face Despite Using Many Antibacterials Cream. by Haakeem(m): 5:50pm On Sep 28, 2022
Ehinjuola:
Na d English b d solution abi?

Kwontinu
uncle make amendments to your English so that we would call on the mods to help you push it to front page for more tips and advice.
Health › Re: Help! Dark Spot Won't Leave My Face Despite Using Many Antibacterials Cream. by Haakeem(m): 5:47pm On Sep 28, 2022
Hopeba:
Try dey masturbate ur face go clear,,ask most ladies they would tell u
that thing na myth jare.
Romance › Re: I’m Ashamed !! by Haakeem(m): 5:42pm On Sep 28, 2022
Gabreil2121:
I’m just ashamed I have a very small dick my girl doesn’t mourn when we have sex unlike my girl that has a very big dick and when he is having sex there will always be tears and mourns, shoutings from the girl he is having sex with…
how many inches?
Health › Re: Help! Dark Spot Won't Leave My Face Despite Using Many Antibacterials Cream. by Haakeem(m): 5:40pm On Sep 28, 2022
Ehinjuola:
Hello NLders.....

I have this issue I'm dealing with which seems its taking ages now.

There are this stubborn black spots in my face which refuse to go after using different antibacterial creams yet the spot are still much visible whereas I'm fair in complexion, I will have to wait till dark before I go out.

Help, its really killing me slowly as well as demoralize me. Even my confidence is no more there as I typed this.

In between I'm facial oily person.
.
Health › Re: Help! Dark Spot Won't Leave My Face Despite Using Many Antibacterials Cream. by Haakeem(m): 5:37pm On Sep 28, 2022
This could have been a front page material.
But your English.... Chai!

But wait, antibacterial cream for dark spots??
That is very wrong.
You're causing more harm to your face.
Romance › Re: My Guy Is Intimidating With His Dvck Size don’t know what to do by Haakeem(m): 11:38am On Sep 28, 2022
Beckham14:
Eyah.... grin
I never thought I was exchanging word with a kid.
But anyways I’m busy right now, can I ignore you another time?
Literature › Re: Number 225 Katakata Street by Haakeem(m): 11:34am On Sep 28, 2022
Centino:
Guy did you say two days! This one brought me out of hiding grin

If you've read what is essentially books 1 2 and 3 in two days pls give me a call. E get why.
boss I read it two days non stop and was even looking for more.

I raise hand for you o.

You're a good writer indeed.
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Romance › Re: My Guy Is Intimidating With His Dvck Size don’t know what to do by Haakeem(m): 6:31am On Sep 28, 2022
Beckham14:
Quite sad you're the only one who doesn't know he is a failure and street nonentity.


Daft thing. grin
interesting.
You mean your dad?
Wonder shall never end.
Useless thing.
Romance › Re: My Guy Is Intimidating With His Dvck Size don’t know what to do by Haakeem(m): 5:21pm On Sep 27, 2022
Beckham14:
Here you go again mistaking me for your Dad... Who invited you daft thing? grin
I can't mistake a failure to my dad.
Impossible.

F.ool.
Romance › Re: My Guy Is Intimidating With His Dvck Size don’t know what to do by Haakeem(m): 5:15pm On Sep 27, 2022
Beckham14:
Thank you for letting us know your surname.


Daft thing.
You invited me.

Would you keep that dustbin of a mouth shut.
Useless thing, you're suppose to be ashamed of your self.
Your parents sent you to school but you choosed to enter bush over it.

inutile thing.
Romance › Re: My Guy Is Intimidating With His Dvck Size don’t know what to do by Haakeem(m): 5:08pm On Sep 27, 2022
Beckham14:
Minister of employment and productivity wey still dey drink garri... grin

Daft unintelligent fellow.
fo. ol.
Romance › Re: My Guy Is Intimidating With His Dvck Size don’t know what to do by Haakeem(m): 10:27am On Sep 27, 2022
Beckham14:
What is your reason for creating this thread?
There is this my guy that is staying with
me, whenever my girl visits that’s when
he will gain erection and his prick will
get erect being visible to my girl…
He is very bigger than me I’m just 5.8
inches while he is over 8 inches ….
I don’t just know how to address him
because I can see he is seducing her
and my girl likes staring at his bulge
whenever he is erect
What can I do to increase my dvck
size??
Oga leave the guy alone.
Travel › 7 Burnt To Death As Commercial Bus Catches Fire In Lagos by Haakeem(op): 7:57am On Sep 26, 2022
LAGOS—Tragedy struck, yesterday, afternoon, when a commercial bus suddenly burst into the fire at Iyana-Oworo, Gbagada area of Lagos State, killing no fewer than seven passengers, including a child.

According to an eyewitness, the incident occurred at about 5 pm, as passersby rushed to put out the raging fire.

Permanent Secretary of Lagos State Emergency Management Agency, LASEMA, Dr. Femi Oke-Osanyitolu, confirmed the incident and casualties.

Oke-Osanyitolu said: “Upon arrival at the scene, a commercial bus of 14 passengers, Mazda, with number plate, KJA 699 GY, was discovered to have been gutted by fire.

“Further investigation gathered at the scene revealed that the incident occurred due to recklessness and over-speeding by the driver, which resulted in the fire with 12 passengers trapped.

“Fortunately, the driver escaped with some burns, three female adults were rescued and rushed to Gbagada General Hospital, while a male adult was attended to by LASAMBUS at the scene.

"Unfortunately, seven victims were burnt to death, including four female, two male adults and one male child in the bus.”


It was gathered that the burnt bodies of the victims were later bagged by the agency’s LRT Paramedics, Lagos State Ambulance Service, and LASAMBUS officials and handed over to State Environmental Health Management Unit, SEHMU.

Men of the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority, LASTMA, official who cordoned off the scene of the incident subsequently, removed the burnt vehicle from the road.

Police officials also provided rescue and security operations.
Source- Vanguard .

Crime › Re: How 21-year-old Michael Died On His Birthday, 3 Friends Arrested In Lagos by Haakeem(op):
Mynd44 sir, did we have a quarrel ?
Sports › Re: Dani Alves: “I Love Cristiano. Now I Can Speak by Haakeem(m): 2:17pm On Sep 25, 2022
[quote author=Corridon post=116998914]So you are stupid too. Nawao

I wonder who bought a phone for a mad and lazy fellow like you.

Anyways I won't reply you again because it seems I have being exchanging words with a bot.

A thickheaded one for that matter.
Sports › Re: Dani Alves: “I Love Cristiano. Now I Can Speak by Haakeem(m): 2:08pm On Sep 25, 2022
Corridon:
No wonder.
You are a sapheaded cow poo indeed.

Editing my reply a typical behavior of a new moniker that just finds out a little and a childish trick and doesn't allow other to hear word.

You're an infant no doubt.
Sports › Re: Dani Alves: “I Love Cristiano. Now I Can Speak by Haakeem(m): 2:01pm On Sep 25, 2022
Corridon:
You got it.
editing my reply shows how kiddish and stu.pid you are.
Sports › Re: Dani Alves: “I Love Cristiano. Now I Can Speak by Haakeem(m): 1:59pm On Sep 25, 2022
Corridon:
Successful than me in your dreams.
demons are only visible in dreams, you are one, a very skinny and fugly one for that matter.

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