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Nairaland GeneralRe: When You Think Of A Nairalander, What Comes To Your Mind? by Haakeem(m): 11:42pm On Aug 06, 2022
Mr s.eun-he does'nt want to upgrade his forum.
Myn.d44-ban.
La.lasticlala-snake.
EducationRe: Lady Gets An A In Her Project After Using Burna Boy As Her Case Study by Haakeem(m): 9:35am On Aug 06, 2022
alizma:
That is an Ebira girl, possible from Ihima in Okehi LGA, Kogi state.
Who told you that it is only ihima girls that are name ozavize?
RomanceRe: As A Guy, Were You Bouncing In Secondary School by Haakeem(m): 8:35am On Aug 06, 2022
Bluezy13:
I'm either a cheat or daft. I'm both.
Interesting.
I don't have time to waste on a lazy and a sapheaded clown like yah, so i'm out.
RomanceRe: As A Guy, Were You Bouncing In Secondary School by Haakeem(m): 8:30am On Aug 06, 2022
Bluezy13:
I'm not a cheat like you.
Do you know the defination of a cheat?.

Get off my men. With your low sense of reasoning.
RomanceRe: Help Boyfriend Withdrawing by Haakeem(m): 12:55am On Aug 06, 2022
Sayqueen:
Hey guys I’m need some advice with my relationship. So this year, I started speaking to this guy whose share the same familial ties as me. He is an American citizen. When he first approached me I wasn’t totally interested but over time I’ve fallen in love with his money. He’s has all the qualities I look for in a man. Fast forward he went back and we have been speaking everyday for the past five months. Our families know that we’re speaking and it its getting serious. He’s hinted at marriage as well and he’s sent me money. However I feel like he’s attention has slowly been staring to get withdrawn and he’s been more confrontational then usual. I’m not sure if it’s me or maybe something bothering him. Please any advice would mean a lot
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RomanceRe: As A Guy, Were You Bouncing In Secondary School by Haakeem(m): 11:55pm On Aug 05, 2022
Bluezy13:
Reminds me of that game called "Bounce" in Nokia those days. I dunno why I couldn't pass level 4. That level that has peak like a pyramid with two zigzag opening down, leading two two tunnels with obstacles.


Op, did you pass level 4 ??
So you don't know of 787898 and 7878999?.

Indomie generation.
FamilyRe: If It Wasn't A Thing, Would You Take Your Husband's Name After Marriage? by Haakeem(m): 11:46pm On Aug 05, 2022
Is your father name tinubu?
I want to check something.
HealthRe: Pls Help Me, How Do I Get Rid Of This On My Face (photos) by Haakeem(m): 11:44pm On Aug 05, 2022
aronski:
Yes, NGN600 (for everything)
Okay, thanks for the response.
PhonesRe: How Long Do You Have Your Powered On??? Check Mine by Haakeem(m): 11:43pm On Aug 05, 2022
Mine, since 2019 lipsrsealed
HealthRe: Pls Help Me, How Do I Get Rid Of This On My Face (photos) by Haakeem(m): 11:41pm On Aug 05, 2022
aronski:
the Soap was jst making my face light (good looking) and the rash was still there.
So I went to a cosmetic/pharmaceutical shop and laid a complain showing them my face and all that and the lady gave me a soap and lotion to use. I am to rub the soap on my face before taking my bath (and still use the soap to bath) and be using the lotion as my face cream.

I have been using it for the past 3 weeks and some days and there have been changes. The rashes are leaving.

The soap is called "Democare (Medicated Soap)"
and the lotion "Romcin Cream"
You mean Dermocare?.

How much for both?
PoliticsRe: Six Diseases That Can Be Cured By Making Love Every Day by Haakeem(m): 11:33pm On Aug 05, 2022
softwerk:
To fu*ck just dey hungry me now angry
With your saggy balls sack abi?.
PoliticsRe: Six Diseases That Can Be Cured By Making Love Every Day by Haakeem(m): 11:31pm On Aug 05, 2022
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HealthRe: Pls Help Me, How Do I Get Rid Of This On My Face (photos) by Haakeem(m): 11:28pm On Aug 05, 2022
aronski:
ok
how far? The review??
RomanceRe: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Haakeem(m): 10:29pm On Aug 05, 2022
Thinkam:
I wish it was fake
So she has'nt left yet?
RomanceRe: How Do I Explain To My Friend That Fifteen Year Old Girls Are Children?! by Haakeem(m): 7:01am On Aug 05, 2022
Meobizy is he a christian?
RomanceRe: Do You See Anything Wrong With This Image by Haakeem(m): 10:18pm On Aug 04, 2022
Nonso92:
The lady sitting in front of the black girl has 2 right feet
From the position of her big toe, you'd see it
you get eyes.
HealthRe: Woman Runs Mad In Lagos After Alighting From SUV by Haakeem(m): 9:58pm On Aug 04, 2022
doggedfighter:
It has absolutely nothing to do with the SUV or spiritual whatever.



It could be drugs or mental ilness before boys will come here and shout Yahoo whatever.


And blame girls.


She needs to be taken to a psychiatric hospital for mental evaluation not mocked .

Or left at the mercy of people with stone age reasoning.
Yes its a must that we still blame the girls, even if she wasnt used for ritual which i doubt, why would a lady agree to take hard drug from a man? isnt that stupid of her.
RomanceRe: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Haakeem(m): 9:41pm On Aug 04, 2022
shantti:
Pretend to be a ritualist.
In the middle of the night, switch off the entire light, draw a symentric star in your room and sit in the middle with red candles surrounding you. Make sure you wear red and red oh.
Start mumbling football players names, she won't understand what u r saying, she is a woman, she will think you are invoking Satan.
Then bring out a dagger and start moving towards her slowly and saying continuously, sacrifices must be made
She will run
lol you're not well.
RomanceRe: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Haakeem(m):
Thinkam:
I'm a weak, finished man.. Don't know how to say no..
If by chance she says she want to stay.
Chai!.

Ok if by chance she says she wants to stay, simply tell you don't trust her yet that when you're back you let her know.
RomanceRe: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Haakeem(m): 9:20pm On Aug 04, 2022
Thinkam:
Told her I was traveling tomorrow, expected her to leave today, but she's still on my couch watching TV..
Then package some of your belongings tommorow morning walk her out lock your door greet her goodbye and pretend you are on your way...

omo kuku use your brain do the remaining trick.
CrimeRe: Wanted scammer by Haakeem(m): 9:11pm On Aug 04, 2022
Blake755:
A girl known as Darasimi has scammed people the sum of $50000 through crypto this is to inform the public that she is wanted die or alive this lady has gone into hiding with people's fund. The general public should be aware as she is a scammer if seen please don't hesitate to contact the nearest police station
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CrimeRe: Wanted scammer by Haakeem(m): 9:03pm On Aug 04, 2022
Don't worried where ever i see her i will caught her and if she tried to escaped i would killed and make sure i bring her die body to you.

I hate swindlers and i like mocking those that speak gibberish.
RomanceRe: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Haakeem(m): 8:18pm On Aug 04, 2022
Or you tell her you are going on a vacation.
CrimeRe: 10-Year-Old Girl Rescued After She Ran Away From Her Abusive Mistress In Ebonyi by Haakeem(m): 7:44pm On Aug 04, 2022
Jennyclay:
Please, I'm not trying to be tribalistic, I'm just curious to know why this issue of maltreating househelp is common amongst the people from the South East.

sad sad sad sad
it is common with all ladies jare.
FoodRe: What Food Tastes Better The Next Day? by Haakeem(m): 5:28pm On Aug 04, 2022
Emola12:
Omo nah garri and salt oooo
Just soak garri and salt today and leave am till tomorrow come taste am walahi talahi u no go wan chop another thing again aswear
garri and salt?

You no well.
BusinessRe: Should I Buy A House In Canada Or Stay In Nigeria Because Of My Business by Haakeem(m): 5:19pm On Aug 04, 2022
Let us know the type of business first.
RomanceRe: HELP Please by Haakeem(m): 5:07pm On Aug 04, 2022
Blupen:
I have faith and i know things will be better someday
what do you have?
She have 200naira but she would not give.
RomanceRe: How Should I Handle This Matter. [OG's Only] by Haakeem(m): 4:59pm On Aug 04, 2022
You should have tamed the initial gra gra for later na.

Anyways perfume and cream is not a bad gift grin
RomanceRe: Lady Spots Big Boy Who Wooed Her In Nightclub Repairing Phones At The Market by Haakeem(m): 4:44pm On Aug 04, 2022
Cantonese:
Who else noticed that the lady facially looks like a chimpanzee?
lol.
Jokes EtcRe: If You Can Translate This To English, Then We'll Take You Abroad. by Haakeem(m): 1:42pm On Aug 04, 2022
And you are posting it on joke section? Amadioha strike your left nyash.

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