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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Stole My 50k And This Happened by Haakeem(m): 3:05pm On Jul 12, 2022
This old joke is becoming boring.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Data Website That Gives 12GB Bonus For New Users by Haakeem(m): 12:42pm On Jul 12, 2022
Show us screenshot of the 12gb gifted to yah.
Crime › Re: Does Nairaland Admin/bot Protect Scammers? by Haakeem(m): 12:36pm On Jul 12, 2022
They think you are a trol.
Romance › Re: Guys, Has A Woman Proposed Love To You Before? by Haakeem(m): 4:19pm On Jul 11, 2022
Jeon:
I WISH I COULD.
BUT I CAN'T PROPOSE WITH MY VAGINA.

MY VAGINA IS MY SECURITY.
most useless comment you ever made.
Romance › Re: What Motivational Quotes Do You Hate The Most? by Haakeem(m): 4:07pm On Jul 11, 2022
Person wey trek today by tommorow e fit buy lexus 350.
Politics › Re: The Worst Thing That Can Happen To You As A Nigerian (pics) by Haakeem(m): 4:03pm On Jul 11, 2022
Lol.
Politics › Re: This Is The Only Man Minding His Business In Nigeria by Haakeem(m): 3:57pm On Jul 11, 2022
Rekhina:
You were is not a good moslem by Allah . You bring am po shame on Islam north Allah is was punish am po u.
huh
Politics › Re: This Is The Only Man Minding His Business In Nigeria by Haakeem(m): 2:08pm On Jul 11, 2022
ZombieTAMER:
we that voted for are not done
we are ready to vote another old Muslim
only this time, with another Muslim vice and nothing will happen..
Muslims own the country and we like this..
if you don't like it, get a visa to Rwanda..
Sai Buhari Sai Tinubu sai Muslims
exclude muslims of your comment bloody foo!
Romance › Re: She Said Off The Light Before We Do The Do. by Haakeem(m):
It may be Because their pudendum looks digusting.

A friend once recounted to me his experience with a liaison girl.

She asked him to turn off the light but my guy refused, the lady off pant and he saw bandage in one side of the decayed bitter fruit.

omo my guy still risked it and went for 1 round before driving her oufaf his apartment.

Modifiying.
Romance › Re: Why are you single? by Haakeem(m): 1:16pm On Jul 11, 2022
Sweetgalforyou:
All you need to know
https:///3NZ3Zcf
nairaland took down ur link i can help u fixs it.
Nairaland General › Re: Hausa and Pimples by Haakeem(m): 1:13pm On Jul 11, 2022
You just created a vawulence thread.
Sports › Re: Ten Hag Confirms Maguire To Continue As Manchester United Captain by Haakeem(m): 1:06pm On Jul 11, 2022
And this is good news to chesh!T fans. Mtcheew.
Romance › Re: Is He A Hustler Or A Lover ? [photo] by Haakeem(m): 12:07pm On Jul 11, 2022
Fmghewzy:
Why are everyone so quick to jugde.
People insulting him without knowing the full story.

What if that's his sister?
mumu man, direct your question to op nt the viewers.
Romance › Re: can I Start A living in Abuja With 10,000 Naira? Village boy by Haakeem(m): 6:03am On Jul 11, 2022
Which side in kogi state?
Family › Re: Is It Right For A Mother To Say These Things To Her Son? by Haakeem(m): 5:58am On Jul 11, 2022
ahnie:
Some kids can be really frustrating with their doings.
I m pretty sure that she never meant any of those curses.

She's just a little frustrated with her you're treating her and your doings
zip up that sh!T bag jare.

It your type that would lay cures on other people children because of small issues, nonsense.
Romance › Re: Is He A Hustler Or A Lover ? [photo] by Haakeem(m): 5:54am On Jul 11, 2022
He is non, he is a mumu man.
Nairaland General › Re: Can Someone Just Help Me..i Am Becoming A Chronic Masturbator by Haakeem(m): 5:53am On Jul 11, 2022
Op cut your d!Ck asin yank it ofgrin
Pets › Re: I Met This Unique Family That Keeps Pythons As Pets. by Haakeem(m): 5:51am On Jul 11, 2022
Madamvanessa your attention is needed.
Crime › Re: Man Displaying Money On Social Media Confesses To Be One Of The Unknown Gunmen by Haakeem(m): 8:11pm On Jul 10, 2022
oriskenny16:
When I watch young men buying cars for their parents their girlfriends, I always have questions but many times I don’t ask because of online attacker. It is well with our dear country.
oga it nt all young men
Romance › Re: If You Were To Choose A Marriage Partner From Nairaland (pictures) by Haakeem(m): 7:32pm On Jul 10, 2022
captainbangz:
Your signature got me thinking...
lol, reason it well bruh.
Romance › Re: Omo Girls Are Funny by Haakeem(m): 11:45am On Jul 10, 2022
Don't worry one would soon dm u here now,they are very cheap.
Romance › Re: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by Haakeem(m): 9:50pm On Jul 09, 2022
logicalhumour:
I don know the devil that sent me to put it for her anus o. Now I got poopoo on my peepee.

Ahhhhh... I will never try that sh!t again. It's even gayer than being gay. I still see the fresh poopoo in my head, and I can't stop crying guys. cry cry cry

Moral lesson: there's no ass devoid of sh!t.

Since then my preek no gree rise on seeing girl butt because I've realised it's all sh!t deep down.

God. Whyyyyyy. Noooooooooooooo. What should I do now? Ahhhhh....

grin grin
logicalmumuman.
Travel › Re: Longest Distance You Have Trek by Haakeem(m): 9:41pm On Jul 09, 2022
From nagazi to okene, if you no u no.
Romance › Re: The Most Admired Picture On Facebook 18+ (pics) by Haakeem(m): 9:39pm On Jul 09, 2022
Datboredberri:
I don't mind... I won't be accused falsely...
Don't be foolish gal, don't send it to him, send it to me.
Romance › Re: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by Haakeem(m): 9:36pm On Jul 09, 2022
Veryfoolishman.
Celebrities › Re: Breaking News: Tonto Dikeh Old Sex Tape Video Exposed by Haakeem(m): 9:32pm On Jul 09, 2022
La click la toto dikeh.
Romance › Re: The Most Admired Picture On Facebook 18+ (pics) by Haakeem(m): 9:15pm On Jul 09, 2022
Datboredberri:
Boring... But I'm happy for her sake... She was a kid... So I wished her well...
Boring?, Jealous being.
Romance › Re: What's That Weird Smell You Secretly Like? by Haakeem(m): 9:06pm On Jul 09, 2022
Onetenth:
Mine is the smell from soakaway when they are packing shit and my also the odd smell after sex with my girlfriend.
Oya share yours, let this be fun.

Lalasticlala
Seun

Make u a come share ooo
oga edit what you wrote to, "The odor from cesspit, when they are packing ordure".

Or this your digusting post won't make fp.
Romance › Re: I Finally Found Peace Thank You God by Haakeem(m): 8:34pm On Jul 09, 2022
Dorwadora:
it's my new favourite quote.
You have something for gaybriels?
Romance › Re: I Finally Found Peace Thank You God by Haakeem(m): 8:28pm On Jul 09, 2022
Dorwadora:
32 years old man doings.......
Lipsealed.
are'nt you a female,Whatsup with your siggy?
Romance › Re: I Finally Found Peace Thank You God by Haakeem(m): 8:25pm On Jul 09, 2022
Halleluia, a new simp has been given birth togrin.

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