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PetsRe: I Met This Unique Family That Keeps Pythons As Pets. by Haakeem(m): 5:51am On Jul 11, 2022
Madamvanessa your attention is needed.
CrimeRe: Man Displaying Money On Social Media Confesses To Be One Of The Unknown Gunmen by Haakeem(m): 8:11pm On Jul 10, 2022
oriskenny16:
When I watch young men buying cars for their parents their girlfriends, I always have questions but many times I don’t ask because of online attacker. It is well with our dear country.
oga it nt all young men
RomanceRe: If You Were To Choose A Marriage Partner From Nairaland (pictures) by Haakeem(m): 7:32pm On Jul 10, 2022
captainbangz:
Your signature got me thinking...
lol, reason it well bruh.
RomanceRe: Omo Girls Are Funny by Haakeem(m): 11:45am On Jul 10, 2022
Don't worry one would soon dm u here now,they are very cheap.
RomanceRe: I Will Never Do Doggy Again by Haakeem(m): 9:50pm On Jul 09, 2022
logicalhumour:
I don know the devil that sent me to put it for her anus o. Now I got poopoo on my peepee.

Ahhhhh... I will never try that sh!t again. It's even gayer than being gay. I still see the fresh poopoo in my head, and I can't stop crying guys. cry cry cry

Moral lesson: there's no ass devoid of sh!t.

Since then my preek no gree rise on seeing girl butt because I've realised it's all sh!t deep down.

God. Whyyyyyy. Noooooooooooooo. What should I do now? Ahhhhh....

grin grin
logicalmumuman.
TravelRe: Longest Distance You Have Trek by Haakeem(m): 9:41pm On Jul 09, 2022
From nagazi to okene, if you no u no.
RomanceRe: The Most Admired Picture On Facebook 18+ (pics) by Haakeem(m): 9:39pm On Jul 09, 2022
Datboredberri:
I don't mind... I won't be accused falsely...
Don't be foolish gal, don't send it to him, send it to me.
RomanceRe: Help! My Sallah Ram Has Escaped!! (Pics) by Haakeem(m): 9:36pm On Jul 09, 2022
Veryfoolishman.
CelebritiesRe: Breaking News: Tonto Dikeh Old Sex Tape Video Exposed by Haakeem(m): 9:32pm On Jul 09, 2022
La click la toto dikeh.
RomanceRe: The Most Admired Picture On Facebook 18+ (pics) by Haakeem(m): 9:15pm On Jul 09, 2022
Datboredberri:
Boring... But I'm happy for her sake... She was a kid... So I wished her well...
Boring?, Jealous being.
RomanceRe: What's That Weird Smell You Secretly Like? by Haakeem(m): 9:06pm On Jul 09, 2022
Onetenth:
Mine is the smell from soakaway when they are packing shit and my also the odd smell after sex with my girlfriend.
Oya share yours, let this be fun.

Lalasticlala
Seun

Make u a come share ooo
oga edit what you wrote to, "The odor from cesspit, when they are packing ordure".

Or this your digusting post won't make fp.
RomanceRe: I Finally Found Peace Thank You God by Haakeem(m): 8:34pm On Jul 09, 2022
Dorwadora:
it's my new favourite quote.
You have something for gaybriels?
RomanceRe: I Finally Found Peace Thank You God by Haakeem(m): 8:28pm On Jul 09, 2022
Dorwadora:
32 years old man doings.......
Lipsealed.
are'nt you a female,Whatsup with your siggy?
RomanceRe: I Finally Found Peace Thank You God by Haakeem(m): 8:25pm On Jul 09, 2022
Halleluia, a new simp has been given birth togrin.
RomanceRe: Reactions As Bill Gates' Daughter Uploads Photo With A Black Man by Haakeem(m): 7:30pm On Jul 09, 2022
Fmghewzy:
You this racist deranged fool.
See her Talkingn down on her race cause she is dating a South American dude
Would he be proud of you if he sees this stupid comment of yours.
I don't blame you
don't mind the wh.ore.
RomanceRe: Who Is That Nairalander You Hate More Than Anything by Haakeem(m): 7:15pm On Jul 09, 2022
NLPoliceWoman:
Seun Mynd44 Dominique justwise.
Rule 2
lol, mynd44 would see this and laugh it away, he knows what i am talking about.

Your initial gragra is too much.

Mods we are all catching cruise.
RomanceRe: If You Were To Choose A Marriage Partner From Nairaland (pictures) by Haakeem(m): 5:27pm On Jul 09, 2022
Cypress042:
Comot from my front, i call your name huh undecided
okay saphead.
RomanceRe: If You Were To Choose A Marriage Partner From Nairaland (pictures) by Haakeem(m): 5:22pm On Jul 09, 2022
Cypress042:
Laslasticlala do the needful undecided
laslas indeed.
RomanceRe: My Experience Using An Enhancer. by Haakeem(m): 5:17pm On Jul 09, 2022
No be you wan please yah woman?.
Abeg keep the advise to your self.
RomanceRe: A Lady With No Breasts by Haakeem(m): 3:07pm On Jul 09, 2022
Silentgroper:
I'm not that much of a boob guy.. So she's a go..
oga stop lying.
RomanceRe: Buying My First Car To Chase Women, I Regret It.. by Haakeem(m): 12:20pm On Jul 09, 2022
Sultanofmumu indeed.
RomanceRe: Who Is That Nairalander You Hate More Than Anything by Haakeem(m):
To be candid, mynd4.4,a very wicked mod.

He tep. banned me and followed me(ah ahn what is the meaning of this).

I thought he was been friendly until i men. Him to come to my rescue when a troublesome moniker was trowing banters at me.(of course he was following me and my thought were, yeah i'll rule nl.)

For sure he came, but unfortunately i was the one that was banned(arr which type of wickedness is this).

Verywicked mod.
GamingRe: Are Online Video Games Not Very Popular In Africa? by Haakeem(m): 10:43am On Jul 09, 2022
Killmaster1:
it seems u really spend much time playing games online that u are so distant from realities on ground.pls endeavor to go outside and make ur researches.
Says by a village man.

Now get outtaf my mention, local champion.
CrimeRe: Japan Makes 'online Insults' Punishable By One Year In Prison In Wake Of Reality by Haakeem(m): 10:37am On Jul 09, 2022
[quote author=FERNANDEZISBACK post=114562409][/quote]'woa' on you.
CrimeRe: Japan Makes 'online Insults' Punishable By One Year In Prison In Wake Of Reality by Haakeem(m): 10:33am On Jul 09, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
.
you are becoming childish day by day.
CrimeRe: Japan Makes 'online Insults' Punishable By One Year In Prison In Wake Of Reality by Haakeem(m): 10:25am On Jul 09, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
You are the dumbo here.. cheesy
With your nonsense that shouldn't be allowed in the first place.. people like you should be in a treatment home.. undecided
you're actually the blockhead here.

Just because you want to prove an useless point, you stressed your self to edit all that shit?.

Lazy girl.
GamingRe: Are Online Video Games Not Very Popular In Africa? by Haakeem(m): 10:06am On Jul 09, 2022
Killmaster1:
Data is very expensive in Africa.to waste data playing ordinary games is a no no to most people,e clear?
rubbish excuse.

Op. Online video games are popular here in naija,you're the one nt aware.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Fraudster Arrested In India For Fake International Airlines Jobs Scam by Haakeem(m): 8:07am On Jul 09, 2022
Nigeria and fraud are like 5 and 6.

Mtn Momo psb was operating in other countries and it was doing well, it came to Nigeria and it almost crashed.
LiteratureRe: Diary Of A Pastor's Son (18+) by Haakeem(m): 10:40pm On Jul 08, 2022
Suspense.
1 Like
FamilyRe: Five Reasons Why You Should Never Apply Powder On Your Face Again. by Haakeem(m): 10:08pm On Jul 07, 2022
Number 1 is the only true fact there, the remaining are bullshit.s!

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