₦airaland Forum

Uzomacharles:
Seeing my crush back then feeling pain in her stomach...

She never told me what was the issue but I grew up to know that it was menstrual pain...

mumu.

If person con they chant now say "All women are useless! The harlots in Nairaland would start coming out to defend their useless self.

All friends are modafvckers, i don't have any.

WriterNig:
Have Americans Blamed Putin For This Yet??

Like for Russia, share for USA

Go and sleep.

chai! GOD when.

buhari no worry e go soon reach ya turn.

And na for aeroplane you go fall frm.

@Valoromega I sent you a mail reply pls, i can be supplying you with accts for ad, but how legit are you?

omotoshodontee1:
Someone go put up an important issue,some useless people go derail the thread with immature insults n arguments....if someone insult u,ghost d person to avoid uncalled drama or maybe there is an award for the best troll Sha..@OP,cases of infidelity are to be confirm and not based on assumption..get ur fact right before u destroy wat u didn't build.

This one wey your mouth they leak now.

Prettygirl200:
And that is why u will die before your time. Bitter soul!!!

Pained slut,cry harder you alread a living courpes..

and stop mis using emoji that shows how you are weak. fool

Prettygirl200:
E pain am ooo Northerners are backward, they will continue to be backward untill Nigeria splits. Useless piece of shit!!!

Fool! Your days are numbered LovePeddler.

Prettygirl200:
Lol e pain am. It still doesn't stop the fact that Northerners are DULL, the most dullest people with dead brains that has never offered the country anything. Backward people.

Get your rotten and spoilt private part off my men. Silly Coward.

Prettygirl200:
Why are u even answering that Nama?? Are they not northeners aboki for that matter u know very well that out of all the tribes in Nigeria they are the dullest. Dull in everything that's y u see that their leader have been taking Nigeria backward. U shouldn't bother yourself answering a backward thinking fellow, save your strength sweetie pls.

You are a typical foo.l! with a abhorent and dry lip like that of an HIV infected ape.

if you and a pig are put up for sale i'll choose the pig over a calamity like you.

i know your parent regretted giving birth to an abortion like you.

if you ever dare use that your monkeypox infested fingers to mention me again, i'l make sure i deal with you.

Prettygirl200:
E pain am!!!! May God never allow an aboki with dead brains nd backward thinking fellow rule this country again.

AMEN! you are nothing but an innocent fo.ol, let me shock you,you grimy asshole, i'm not hause nor fulani.

kill your self ashawooo.

Good day Nairaladers i hope you all are flourishing? Forgive my typos.

Lets catch a little cruise.

As the topic states, share your weirdest night experience.

Mine below.

I could still reminisce when i was
still a juvenile, yeah it was on a
friday exactly 12 o clock am "mid-
night", i came out to micturate, i
was half way done when a
shadow flashed into the lavatory
through the window, i peeped
outside through the casement and
saw a figure staring at me at top
of our neighbour roof"kinda weird",
i was awestrucked and frightened,
i hastily dashed out of the
bathroom in horror and returned
back to my moms room.

I could'nt sleep till the next morning the thoughts of what i saw taunted me.

When morning finally loomed, i went to my dad and narrated the incident to him and his reply to me were "It was a mare illusion go and take your QURAN".

Share yours.

Raychee:
Type coherent words if you want to mention me please. So i know the kind of reply to give you. What's a hoaker? I don't remember claiming to be better than anybody. So if your spouse is cheating and someone close to you becomes aware of that fact, you would prefer they keep it away from you abi? Hypocrite much!

keep qwayet hoaxer.

Prettygirl200:
Aboki namanama. Pple are talking an aboki fish fish brains also wants to talk.

that doesnt stop you frm being an ashawo!.

Raychee:
Tell him anonymously with the picture evidence.

hoaxer, you are not better than her.

Prettygirl200:
Madam u better mind your business oooo

look at them, ashawo.

You are not different frm her.

Amebo.

Nigeria women are useless excluding my senior sis

Same here, but sometimes nairaland get boring.

S.eu.n needs to upgrade this forum.

Zonefree:
He's not your employee!

And where did i say so.
Better mind your biz booby.

Yes We all know you don't like cheating(super story).

But you should have left him earlier nt now that you have gobbleup oodles of his money harlot!

Oga edit this thing well,you don't copy and paste anyhw.

Normalguyy:
Yes I can stay in a relationship without demanding for sex I can say that with my full chest

your three and a half inches prick no go allow you na

Jeon:
No
,not advisable to stick with a poor man. Better go your way and build yourself.

Because broke Man got no spec, he is just managing you.

But your pop is broke naaw.

He managed your mam till the point he mistakenly shot his semen into your mam pudendum, to the fallopian tubes and finally the ovum.

Nonsense.