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Romance › Re: How Do I Explain To My Friend That Fifteen Year Old Girls Are Children?! by Haakeem(m): 7:01am On Aug 05, 2022
Meobizy is he a christian?
Romance › Re: Do You See Anything Wrong With This Image by Haakeem(m): 10:18pm On Aug 04, 2022
Nonso92:
The lady sitting in front of the black girl has 2 right feet
From the position of her big toe, you'd see it
you get eyes.
Health › Re: Woman Runs Mad In Lagos After Alighting From SUV by Haakeem(m): 9:58pm On Aug 04, 2022
doggedfighter:
It has absolutely nothing to do with the SUV or spiritual whatever.



It could be drugs or mental ilness before boys will come here and shout Yahoo whatever.


And blame girls.


She needs to be taken to a psychiatric hospital for mental evaluation not mocked .

Or left at the mercy of people with stone age reasoning.
Yes its a must that we still blame the girls, even if she wasnt used for ritual which i doubt, why would a lady agree to take hard drug from a man? isnt that stupid of her.
Romance › Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Haakeem(m): 9:41pm On Aug 04, 2022
shantti:
Pretend to be a ritualist.
In the middle of the night, switch off the entire light, draw a symentric star in your room and sit in the middle with red candles surrounding you. Make sure you wear red and red oh.
Start mumbling football players names, she won't understand what u r saying, she is a woman, she will think you are invoking Satan.
Then bring out a dagger and start moving towards her slowly and saying continuously, sacrifices must be made
She will run
lol you're not well.
Romance › Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Haakeem(m):
Thinkam:
I'm a weak, finished man.. Don't know how to say no..
If by chance she says she want to stay.
Chai!.

Ok if by chance she says she wants to stay, simply tell you don't trust her yet that when you're back you let her know.
Romance › Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Haakeem(m): 9:20pm On Aug 04, 2022
Thinkam:
Told her I was traveling tomorrow, expected her to leave today, but she's still on my couch watching TV..
Then package some of your belongings tommorow morning walk her out lock your door greet her goodbye and pretend you are on your way...

omo kuku use your brain do the remaining trick.
Crime › Re: Wanted scammer by Haakeem(m): 9:11pm On Aug 04, 2022
Blake755:
A girl known as Darasimi has scammed people the sum of $50000 through crypto this is to inform the public that she is wanted die or alive this lady has gone into hiding with people's fund. The general public should be aware as she is a scammer if seen please don't hesitate to contact the nearest police station
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Crime › Re: Wanted scammer by Haakeem(m): 9:03pm On Aug 04, 2022
Don't worried where ever i see her i will caught her and if she tried to escaped i would killed and make sure i bring her die body to you.

I hate swindlers and i like mocking those that speak gibberish.
Romance › Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Haakeem(m): 8:18pm On Aug 04, 2022
Or you tell her you are going on a vacation.
Crime › Re: 10-Year-Old Girl Rescued After She Ran Away From Her Abusive Mistress In Ebonyi by Haakeem(m): 7:44pm On Aug 04, 2022
Jennyclay:
Please, I'm not trying to be tribalistic, I'm just curious to know why this issue of maltreating househelp is common amongst the people from the South East.

sad sad sad sad
it is common with all ladies jare.
Food › Re: What Food Tastes Better The Next Day? by Haakeem(m): 5:28pm On Aug 04, 2022
Emola12:
Omo nah garri and salt oooo
Just soak garri and salt today and leave am till tomorrow come taste am walahi talahi u no go wan chop another thing again aswear
garri and salt?

You no well.
Business › Re: Should I Buy A House In Canada Or Stay In Nigeria Because Of My Business by Haakeem(m): 5:19pm On Aug 04, 2022
Let us know the type of business first.
Romance › Re: HELP Please by Haakeem(m): 5:07pm On Aug 04, 2022
Blupen:
I have faith and i know things will be better someday
what do you have?
She have 200naira but she would not give.
Romance › Re: How Should I Handle This Matter. [OG's Only] by Haakeem(m): 4:59pm On Aug 04, 2022
You should have tamed the initial gra gra for later na.

Anyways perfume and cream is not a bad gift grin
Romance › Re: Lady Spots Big Boy Who Wooed Her In Nightclub Repairing Phones At The Market by Haakeem(m): 4:44pm On Aug 04, 2022
Cantonese:
Who else noticed that the lady facially looks like a chimpanzee?
lol.
Jokes Etc › Re: If You Can Translate This To English, Then We'll Take You Abroad. by Haakeem(m): 1:42pm On Aug 04, 2022
And you are posting it on joke section? Amadioha strike your left nyash.
Romance › Re: Lady Spots Big Boy Who Wooed Her In Nightclub Repairing Phones At The Market by Haakeem(m):
So repairing phone is now tagged a poor man work.
Crime › Re: Cultist Shoots Self While Loading Gun In Ogun by Haakeem(m): 11:03am On Aug 04, 2022
Lol.
Family › Re: How Do I Train My 3 N Half Year Old. I'm Lost! by Haakeem(m): 10:10am On Aug 04, 2022
proff010:
My useless mother is Dumb
interesting.
Crime › Re: Lady Arrested By NDLEA Shares Her Story After Being Released (Pics, Video) by Haakeem(m): 10:07am On Aug 04, 2022
femi4:
Ori e ko pe rárá....What's the link between this and the thread
Look at em fornicator.
Family › Re: How Do I Train My 3 N Half Year Old. I'm Lost! by Haakeem(m): 5:42am On Aug 04, 2022
Candidlady:
You do know my mentions are only meant for relevant individuals undecided


Do have a nice night
This woman self.
You wanna shut me up the best way. lol.
Romance › Re: I Told Her She Has A Bad Breath by Haakeem(m): 5:34am On Aug 04, 2022
Nyascobar1414:
Abi oo.. They will dress nice but they are very dirty..


A SIMPle man will take the odour wholeheartedly.
inyama.
Celebrities › Re: Oga Sabinus Finally Shows Off His Real Beautiful Fiancée (VIDEO, PHOTOS) by Haakeem(m): 5:26am On Aug 04, 2022
Beremx:
na person im wan marry be that. You know weda the girl don dey with am before im blow? Na im fellow man you want make im marry and take care of?
I know understand o!
see aunty they divert topic.
Crime › Re: Lady Arrested By NDLEA Shares Her Story After Being Released (Pics, Video) by Haakeem(m): 4:36am On Aug 04, 2022
You're lucky.

But e reach this one you don they remember GOD.

flee fornication or the next problem that would befal yah, God may nt intervane.

oya nairaland fornicators start coming for me.
Education › Re: Female US Teacher Had Sex With Boy, 13, In Classroom & Even Moved Into His Home by Haakeem(m): 4:22am On Aug 04, 2022
Page 1,2,3 nairaland females are absent to show that they are all ashamed,but if it should be the other way round now.

They would hijack the comment section and be chanting peadophile, rapist, cut his penis off,life imprisonment, men are wicked bla bla bla.
Food › Re: I Bought This Cheap Food For #800 Only Here In Lagos by Haakeem(m): 5:10pm On Aug 03, 2022
Wealthyonos:
Is the beans quarreling with the oil?
man, i'll save the vawulence for another day.
Family › Re: How Do I Train My 3 N Half Year Old. I'm Lost! by Haakeem(m): 1:58pm On Aug 03, 2022
proff010:
I don't know anything other than to abuse. That's how i abuse my father and mother.
wow.
Food › Re: I Bought This Cheap Food For #800 Only Here In Lagos by Haakeem(m): 11:01am On Aug 03, 2022
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Nairaland General › Re: The Man Who Sued The Guinness World Record For Giving Him An Award. by Haakeem(m): 10:52am On Aug 03, 2022
And buhari comes to dah mind.
I would sue that man trust me.

Even tinubu is nt left out.
Including jonathan, mr seun you are nt left out,mynd44 your's is a special case.

All of una go hear from me.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why I Think Allah God Of The Muslim Is Not The Creator by Haakeem(m): 10:44am On Aug 03, 2022
[quote author=abuwidad post=115338736][/quote]Na ignorance go kill that one.
very dull.
Food › Re: See The Plate Of Food I Got For 1500 In An Eatery. The Fish Alone Is 1k by Haakeem(m): 10:38am On Aug 03, 2022
newnigerdelta00:
1960/2022 are they the same? We should learn how to face nature than to complain in every situations na.... Most times we think the fault is from government not knowing it is nature taking place...
chai! This one off me.

So there are still fools on N.L like the moniker i quoted?

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