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Food › Re: See The Plate Of Food I Got For 1500 In An Eatery. The Fish Alone Is 1k by Haakeem(m): 10:35am On Aug 03, 2022
IboHausaYoruba:
Ha! You mean I have to remain silent henceforth? If not, I'll be banned till 2025?
Yes o, Nairaland mo.d are crazy sometime.
Food › Re: See The Plate Of Food I Got For 1500 In An Eatery. The Fish Alone Is 1k by Haakeem(m): 10:33am On Aug 03, 2022
This op is really doing well.

You got the mind to buy that fish for 1k?.

Waiter! Add 4 more apu/semo and forget about the fish.
Food › Re: See The Plate Of Food I Got For 1500 In An Eatery. The Fish Alone Is 1k by Haakeem(m): 10:30am On Aug 03, 2022
IboHausaYoruba:
Hmmn! I was banned for good 3 weeks on Nairaland. Can't reply or create messages, can't even click like. What's my offence? I demonstrated my franchise as a responsible citizen by being Obidient, that was my sin. Since one can no longer publicly support any candidate of his choice on Nairaland. I think it's time for me to give up on this country. Since this platform is owned by a Yoruba, there is a secret scheming going on here to suppress, oppress and coarse everyone to eat 'Agbado and Cassava' by fire by force.
You were lucky you were'nt ban till 2025.
Family › Re: How Do I Train My 3 N Half Year Old. I'm Lost! by Haakeem(m): 8:51am On Aug 03, 2022
Candidlady:
sad


A girl child acting this way undecided

Sorry Idont believe this Uganda tales of yours

But if your tale is legit you as a father check yourself


Modified : if she is really acting up trust me she'd be fine... just be grateful it ain't a boy child sad if not you are dooomed
Kollins11- 95%, you 0.1%.

That how they go about spoiling and corrupting female children up and down and be chanting she's gonna be okay.

Nonsense.
Family › Re: How Do I Train My 3 N Half Year Old. I'm Lost! by Haakeem(m): 8:47am On Aug 03, 2022
HRHQueenPhil:
Please calm down, u are a good parent and the Holy Spirit showed u this so u will know how to handle the situation
Children are like sponge and copies everything on TV ,strangers and their parents behaviour and activities
For me, I wld av flogged her and let her know doing that is very wrong and sieze some things she likes if she is disobedient
Since Holy Spirit showed u this, ask HIM to give u ideas on wat more to do so she can grow in the fear of GOD
Congratulations, u and ur babies will be fine
being too religious is nt good, i know what i'm saying.

Holy spirit this, holy spirit that!
Family › Re: How Do I Train My 3 N Half Year Old. I'm Lost! by Haakeem(m): 8:45am On Aug 03, 2022
proff010:
Not a big deal she is just a baby.
See your big mouth like, "just a baby"
Christianity Etc › Re: How Allah Taught People Evil Magic by Haakeem(m): 6:08am On Aug 03, 2022
Gourdoinc:
There is no need for this. Refrain from insulting the religions and beliefs of people.
Don't mind the sapheaded clown.
Nairaland General › Re: I Lost My Wallet Today On My Way Home From Work by Haakeem(m): 1:19am On Aug 03, 2022
Man! You are nt in america.
Romance › Re: Why Is It That Nigerian Men Don't Wear Clean Boxers? by Haakeem(m): 4:18pm On Jul 31, 2022
This lady is hookup LovePeddler, e clear or if not how do you know that bla bla bla men boxers are always grimy?

But sha hope that man nack you wella last night?
Health › Re: Confirmed Penis Enlargement Within One Month by Haakeem(m): 4:10pm On Jul 31, 2022
Marakeem:
It's no joke and not a scam, I swear, you will be surprised when you try it and see the positive result in just one month, AJE
oga i know this format, shut up before i cast you the more.
Romance › Re: Depression Is Real by Haakeem(m): 2:13pm On Jul 31, 2022
Blupen:
If na that one the pain you then you go first me die be that
See this one, na nairaland you dey and i wan just tell you say with that your siggy people no go take you serious.

How can you be wealthy and be feeling melancholy?
Health › Re: Confirmed Penis Enlargement Within One Month by Haakeem(m): 2:08pm On Jul 31, 2022
Marakeem:
Seriously, I just got this secret from my mentor(my Sheihk), and i am ready to help as many as possible people suffering from small penis which has been causing them serious shame and embarrassment, I can tell you authoritatively that your days of shame and embarrassment are over. The herbal soap is very very and very effective, though the ingredients involved are many, but I will prepare it for you if you demand for it, you can mail me via
notforsaken2018@gmail.com
useless format everywhere.
Romance › Re: I Need Money. by Haakeem(m): 2:06pm On Jul 31, 2022
Loan app comes to dah mind. But e no good oh.
Crime › Re: My Experience With Scammer I Meet On Facebook Today by Haakeem(m): 1:20pm On Jul 31, 2022
Very dumb.
Romance › Re: Depression Is Real by Haakeem(m): 1:17pm On Jul 31, 2022
Blupen:
Omo depression is real and
am actually going through depression right now and i need your prayers and God intervention cus right now i know my mind is messed up and i don't know what to do about it.......
pray for me nairalanders
thank you....
that your siggy enh, first edit am.
Education › Re: Watch This SINGLE Elephant Deal With a Pride of Lions (Pix + Video) by Haakeem(m): 12:26pm On Jul 31, 2022
lifecoach9ja:
LIE LIE
Just say the English don too big for you, which one be lie lie, Op kudus jare.
Health › Re: I Am 21 And I Still Bedwet. Please Help! by Haakeem(m):
Use cello tape to gum the tip of you pen. While going to sleep lol.

Have you tried setting alarm to wake you up in the night? If no start doing it, set it in multiples.
Family › Re: Some Few Girls Run When I Tell Them My Age. by Haakeem(m): 12:01pm On Jul 31, 2022
Realtalk20:
You waste too much time on irrelevant things like this.

Just focus on Christ and all your prayers will be answered.

Stop seeking solutions in the world when the Lord is there to answer
keep kwayet jare.
Romance › Re: Helping A Friend Out For Marriage by Haakeem(m):
Kai and almost all nairaland lad. Na yam leg them get, if they kick you with it na sorry be your case.
Romance › Re: What Does Is Mean To Be Financially Stable? by Haakeem(m): 11:54am On Jul 31, 2022
andassyn:
What does it really mean for one to be financially stable?

Educate me
To be able to fly an aeroplane finacially and stably.

A round of appluse for me....
Family › Re: What Will You Do If A Teacher Do This To Your Only Child In The Name Of “school by Haakeem(m): 11:49am On Jul 31, 2022
Jennyclay:
How can someone beat an innocent child like this undecided. Infact the monster that beat this innocent girl should be thrown inside the lion's den. Let the him/her go fight with the lions since he/she has strength.

Listen, No teacher should try this nonsense with my child because Me I'm not well oo!!
Stop vibrating, this is a fake story or a postulation.
Christianity Etc › Re: Why A Christian Should Not Settle For Sexual Lust by Haakeem(m): 10:41am On Jul 31, 2022
candidbabe:
Pastor is just a title, anybody can bear the name pastor.

Suleman is not a man of God but, an agent of darkness just like T b Joshua
is that so? Pls tell us more.
Education › Re: Intelligent Nairalanders... Help Urgently Needed. by Haakeem(m): 8:39am On Jul 31, 2022
chatinent:
They know that we don't.
chatinent ooo.

They don't know that we know OR They know that we don't know.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Slept With Your Gender? by Haakeem(m): 8:35am On Jul 31, 2022
Mr man clap for your self.
Romance › Re: A 16 Century painting showing the skinning alive of a corrupt judge by Haakeem(m):
The Op really got madamvanessa.

Continue fvcking your Love Machine's while your mates keep giving birth.

You eyes would soon be clear when menopause sets in.

Modified; op you are a cow!
Food › Re: How I Urgently Made a Combination of Crayfish Stew With Eggs. by Haakeem(m): 5:08pm On Jul 30, 2022
Lolachef:
Are you single? wink
clears throat.
Romance › Re: Nairaland New Rule!!!(rule 23) by Haakeem(m): 4:42pm On Jul 30, 2022
EmiDon11:
what are u trynna say?
That forum and nairaland no be mate atall
Nairaland pass in all features
You are right.
I know what i'm saying.
Romance › Re: Nairaland New Rule!!!(rule 23) by Haakeem(m): 4:35pm On Jul 30, 2022
If i should juxtapose Nairaland with one forum called up g.h@nna now, but i won't mention names.

I would recieve ban like say.

Mr seun you really need to update your forum.
Romance › Re: Is Man Truly Evil? See This Pics by Haakeem(m): 4:15pm On Jul 30, 2022
illicit:
U can get into trouble for this u know
maybe the moniker is a bot.
Romance › Re: Is Man Truly Evil? See This Pics by Haakeem(m): 4:13pm On Jul 30, 2022
Cypress042:
Is this your summary to the above picture ?
Don't give a fvck to the witch

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