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CrimeRe: Pastor Timothy Oluwatimilehin Arrested For Having Sex With Woman & 2 Daughters by Haakeem(m): 3:45am On Jan 28, 2022
lightwind:
Bros how far na, have you cashed out yet? From EarnWithTask?

Looks like you have changed your Signature already.
Still waiting till nxt month 15....me self i'm nt sure wether their legit.
PoliticsRe: Why Won't You Vote Tinubu by Haakeem(m): 9:22pm On Jan 27, 2022
Because the letter T in his name stands for theif! grin
CrimeRe: Pastor Timothy Oluwatimilehin Arrested For Having Sex With Woman & 2 Daughters by Haakeem(m): 9:15pm On Jan 27, 2022
chatinent:
Lash?

I am human please. Don't do that.
you don't fornicate? If yes, then we are the same.... I did think its only me that is still a virgin in nl.grin Lol
CrimeRe: Pastor Timothy Oluwatimilehin Arrested For Having Sex With Woman & 2 Daughters by Haakeem(m): 9:04pm On Jan 27, 2022
saphiere:
All men sir.
including your father and brothers right?
CrimeRe: Pastor Timothy Oluwatimilehin Arrested For Having Sex With Woman & 2 Daughters by Haakeem(m): 9:02pm On Jan 27, 2022
Iyaebe:
Exactly I don't know why they loose their sense of reasoning on erection.Association of vein gathered together called penis have been the downfall of most men.The downfall that penis cannot cause does not exist.
so u mean ur future children would be a downfall?.

Abeg reason before vomiting rubbish outtaf your mouth, 40yrs old woman.
CrimeRe: Pastor Timothy Oluwatimilehin Arrested For Having Sex With Woman & 2 Daughters by Haakeem(m): 8:58pm On Jan 27, 2022
chatinent:
The last thing I'll do is joke with my girl child or leave her with anyone.

Please unpenis this mofo.
but are busy lashing someones female daughter.

I no lie na.
CrimeRe: Pastor Timothy Oluwatimilehin Arrested For Having Sex With Woman & 2 Daughters by Haakeem(m): 8:56pm On Jan 27, 2022
saphiere:
Men are evil. All what men think about is sex.
sa fe le, you mean all menhuh
RomanceRe: . by Haakeem(m): 5:55pm On Jan 27, 2022
creativelymad:
Are you messing with me bro?
thanks alot.
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RomanceRe: I Got Poor Taste In Women And Like Weird Things by Haakeem(m): 5:32pm On Jan 27, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Have you tried speaking with a therapist cos you might be suffering from depression..
Maybe..
depression kilode?.

Him speaking with a therapist is a good idea,but i bet he isnt depressed.
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RomanceRe: A Red Piller Member Finally Got Married. He Got A Responsible Woman by Haakeem(m): 3:34pm On Jan 27, 2022
The guy don marry mama gee of a womangrin
CrimeRe: Illegal Mortuary Busted In Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by Haakeem(m): 3:32pm On Jan 27, 2022
YorubaKing:
Baba, leave tori, na Ojuelegba be ur home. grin
no na yaba left highway.
RomanceRe: What Is Masterbation by Haakeem(m): 3:30pm On Jan 27, 2022
FERNANDEZISBACK:
Masturbation is an act of pleasing yourself sexually by continuously stroking your p*enis till you get an orgasm..(for men)

While for women you use your middle finger to rub your clit or use an object.. thanks to science for intimacy gadgets like vibrator.. dildos..anal toys..p*nis rings.. pump and the rest..
All in all masturbation is fun.. wink
Haba! y spoiling the kid?.

i bet that moniker is nt up to 20yrs old.
nothing is my concern sha.
RomanceRe: Sentences Or Clause You Find Funny On Nairaland by Haakeem(m): 3:26pm On Jan 27, 2022
Your number 5 and "Moniker"
RomanceRe: What Killed Ur Feelings For Someone You Where Madly In Love With by Haakeem(m): 3:22pm On Jan 27, 2022
Hmmn.
LiteratureRe: Capital Dreams by Haakeem(m): 1:02pm On Jan 27, 2022
Twelvedemon12:
Those men no been show love o grin
na for some people sha....

At still that na my pale i like pass my mama, but if were ask to choose inbetween two of them,i gat no choice than to choose mum, dad i'm sorry na she give birth to me.
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RomanceRe: Help! Her Ex Moved Into Her Compound by Haakeem(m): 12:59pm On Jan 27, 2022
I no they put mouth for dis kind matter.
CrimeRe: Illegal Mortuary Busted In Rivers State (Graphic Photos) by Haakeem(m): 12:55pm On Jan 27, 2022
This world is nt my home i am just passing through.
CrimeRe: EXCLUSIVE: Hushpuppi to be sentenced to overcrowded California jail next month by Haakeem(m): 12:53pm On Jan 27, 2022
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RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Giving Me Wahala by Haakeem(m): 12:13pm On Jan 27, 2022
MarquisKelvin:
Thanks bro... The girl loves me a lot... I'm even feeling bad for asking her such question; She might have given me such reply because she feels that I was doubting her honesty then probably she might just say let her give me something to worry about, in order to get back at me..
However, she told me that let me see it this way, if she had replied no... Then I see her later with the guy nko.... In her words, did I do bad thing to tell you this?
ur English they give me headache fah.

it's like your banny fine die, see as mens they offer her money upandawn.

ladies wey men they pursue like this are nt to be trusted.

my guy enjoy... its just ur turn.
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Giving Me Wahala by Haakeem(m): 12:07pm On Jan 27, 2022
2dice01:
K
Would have been better grin cheesy The aunty serve him appetizer before the main menu
grin
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Is Giving Me Wahala by Haakeem(m): 9:43am On Jan 27, 2022
Look at all the note you sent her, how i wish she would just reply with a single word which is 'Iol'.
CrimeRe: Yahoo Boys Poo & Eat Their Excretra At IMSU Junction, Imo (Graphic Video) by Haakeem(m): 8:22am On Jan 27, 2022
BuyAndSellStuff:
You haven't even seen the video, you are shouting. Easy with this una social media life o
GamingRe: Hi by Haakeem(m): 8:16am On Jan 27, 2022

CrimeRe: Yahoo Boys Poo & Eat Their Excretra At IMSU Junction, Imo (Graphic Video) by Haakeem(m): 8:12am On Jan 27, 2022

PoliticsRe: Ogunlewe: Asking Osinbajo Not To Contest Because Of Tinubu Is Undemocratic by Haakeem(m): 8:05am On Jan 27, 2022
aremuforlife:
Your generation lack brain

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